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Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat Jan 22, 2020

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Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn't actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people's opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how she met her husband at a bar, overcoming trust issues, why she is struggling with the idea of becoming a mom, and how past life regressions can explain the root of anxiety.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything Jan 15, 2020

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Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dealing with depression, how reality tv hurt her career, what she is doing now to pay the bills, and why she loves sad songs.JOIN THE JUICY PATREON HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable Jan 08, 2020

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Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette.

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Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media Jan 01, 2020

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@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has a chip on his shoulder, how guys feel bloated too, dealing with peer pressure, the strategy behind why his instagram page is black and white, why he doesn't want to be a boyfriend right now, and how to get respect.

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Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups Dec 29, 2019

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Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone Dec 25, 2019

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Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved.

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Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes Dec 18, 2019

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Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn't like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by success, the scariest thing he did on the challenge, his relationship with Cara Maria, why he has such a chip on his shoulder, how he got bullied in high school, why he was never afraid of being the villain, what he has learned about getting publicity, and the hardest part about dating in the public eye..

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Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass Dec 10, 2019

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Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, control issues, not letting guy's distract you, why she quit wearing eyelash extensions, and why she doesn't want to have kids.

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Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B Dec 04, 2019

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Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B, getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he's lazy, and curbing your ego.

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Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming Nov 27, 2019

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Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, the best athletes to date, what she would do if Rayna got into a serious relationship, and how her dog changed her life.This episode is sponsored by CBDforlife.us - get 40% off on Black Friday and Cyber Monday--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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