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#225 - You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008) Aug 29, 2025

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) stars Adam Sandler as an Israeli super-spy who fakes his death to chase his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York! This ‘00s comedy is packed with goofy accents, hacky sack fights, and stereotypes galore. It's all silly pranks, hummus jokes, and a plot as tangled as bad hair. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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Mailbag Madness: Galactic coping over our Star Wars episode Aug 24, 2025

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After a long hiatus - the Mailbags are back!! We clap back at some criticism from Star Wars fans, talk to Clint about fighting children, a disgusting Would You Rather, our favorite theater experiences and more!

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#224 - Stone Cold (1991) Aug 22, 2025

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Stone Cold (1991) stars Brian Bosworth as a mullet-sporting cop going undercover in a biker gang—where he punches, shoots, and growls his way through explosions and bad dialogue! This ‘90s action flop is packed with leather vests, motorcycle mayhem, and a plot thinner than a razor blade. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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#223 - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Aug 15, 2025

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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) cranks up the prequel mess with Hayden Christensen’s wooden Anakin romancing Padmé amid CGI armies and Jar Jar’s reduced role (thank goodness). George Lucas delivers lightsaber duels, clunky dialogue (“I don’t like sand”), and a plot that’s as convoluted as Yoda’s grammar. Is this a sci-fi epic or total trash?

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#222 - The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Aug 08, 2025

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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) throws Geena Davis into a wild ride as an amnesiac schoolteacher who’s secretly a badass assassin named Charly! With Samuel L. Jackson as her wisecracking sidekick, this ‘90s thriller mixes over-the-top action, icy stunts, and a plot twist messier than a snowball fight. Is this a cult classic or best left in the 90s?

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#221 - The Man With The Iron Fists (2012) Aug 01, 2025

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The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) throws RZA into a wild kung-fu blender—where he’s a blacksmith forging iron fists to fight rival clans over gold! This ‘00s martial arts mess mixes Russell Crowe’s rogue soldier, Lucy Liu’s deadly brothel, and CGI gore that’s more laughable than lethal. Is this a cult classic or total trash? The action’s as rusty as the fists themselves.

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#220 - Robocop 2 (1990) Jul 25, 2025

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RoboCop 2 (1990) cranks up the cyborg chaos with Peter Weller back as the half-man, half-machine cop—now facing a drug-addled psycho turned cyborg! This ‘90s sequel mixes clunky CGI, over-the-top gore, and a plot that’s more rust than steel. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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#219 - Spawn (1997) Jul 18, 2025

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Spawn (1997) brings Michael Jai White into a dark comic hellscape—where he’s a resurrected anti-hero battling demons and a creepy clown! This ‘90s flop mixes bad CGI, over-the-top gore, and a plot that’s DOA. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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#218 - Death Wish 3 (1985) Jul 11, 2025

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Charles Bronson’s back in Death Wish 3 (1985), turning New York into a vigilante playground! Paul Kersey takes on the “Apple Dumpster Gang”—a gang so bad they graffiti their own foreheads. This ‘80s action flick is packed with over-the-top violence, cheesy one-liners, and a plot thinner than a Bronson's hairpiece. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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#217 - Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Jul 04, 2025

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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) turns the zombie apocalypse into a desert road trip gone wrong! Milla Jovovich’s Alice battles Umbrella’s clones, killer crows, and a mutant Dr. Isaacs—while a convoy of survivors bickers in a Mad Max reject caravan. This ‘00s sci-fi mess has bad CGI, worse dialogue, and a plot that’s DOA. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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