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In this episode of Acquisitions Anonymous, the hosts dig into a $4.4 M e‑commerce business in the diabetes sensor accessory space and debate whether its 41% net margin, Australian base, and licensing opportunity make it a smart buy—or a risky startup in disguise.
Business Listing – https://websiteproperties.com/websites/13755-sticking-with-success-great-business-opportunity-in-the-growing-diabetes-market/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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The team explores a listing for a home‑based Australian business selling branded adhesive patches for continuous glucose monitors (CGMs) — the listing claims approximately US $3.5 M in trailing 12‑month revenue (converted from AUD) and US $1.46 M in cash‑flow (~41 % net margin). The business model includes Amazon FBA plus a couple of major U.S. pharmacy accounts, with the owner working ~10 hours/week.
Key Highlights:
- Asking price ~US $4.4 M, trailing cash‑flow US $1.46 M (≈41 % net margin)
- Business based in Australia, selling (via Amazon + pharmacies) consumable patches for CGMs — a growing diabetes adjacent market
- Opportunity for U.S. expansion + licensing of characters/brands to build a moat
- Risks: Australian entity, potential Amazon seller‑migration issues, unclear SBA financing, low barrier to entry in consumables
- Strategic path: Use Aussie cash‑flow to buy and build U.S. subsidiary, invest heavily in influencer / TikTok, build brand/licensing to protect margin
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In this episode the hosts critique a $4.28 million asking price for a Signal Security Franchise business in San Antonio earning ~$773K revenue—arguing it’s overpriced, under‑differentiated and risky.
Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/san-antonio-tx-highly-profitable-security-business-for-sale/2350661/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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Capital Pad – A platform connecting accredited investors with vetted small business acquisition deals. Discover exclusive opportunities at https://capitalpad.com
Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!
In this episode of Acquisitions Anonymous, hosts Michael Girdley, Bill D’Alessandro and Connor Groce dig into a franchise‐for‐sale opportunity in the private security industry: a Signal Security franchise in San Antonio asking $4.28 million with $773K in gross revenue. They walk through the business model (commercial security staffing), margins, branding claims, franchise structure and red flags.
Key Highlights:
- Asking price: $4.28 million for a franchise security services business in San Antonio, with ~$773 K gross revenue.
- Model: Commercial security staffing (e.g., apartment complexes, offices) relying on contract revenue and hourly staff.
- Margin concerns: Advertised ~39% gross margin but likely much lower net profit—owners estimate very low take‑home.
- Franchise platform issues: Website more focused on selling franchise opportunities than showing service revenue or client success; raises questions about sustainability & support.
- Operational risks: Staffing, liability issues, tech disruption (surveillance & automation), brand reputation, risk of employee negligence or incident triggering legal/insurance exposure.
- Verdict: Thumbs down across hosts; valuation too aggressive for the business model and risk profile.
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In this episode the hosts dissect a two‑location Virginia car wash business listed at $10.999 M with ~$940K cash flow and debate whether it’s a real estate play or a tough operating bet.
Business Listing – https://www.empirebusiness.com/business-opportunity/10056/2-car-wash-locations-in-virginia-579956/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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In this episode of Acquisitions Anonymous, the hosts dive into a deal: two separate car‑wash locations in Virginia being sold as a package for just under $11 million. The listing reports combined revenue of $1.6 million and cash‑flow of $940K, and includes the real estate. They unpack what drives the valuation, what portion might be real estate vs operations, and whether the numbers make sense for a buyer.
Key Highlights:
- Asking price: ~$10.999 million for two car wash locations in Virginia; listed cash flow ~$940K.
- Combined revenue ~$1.6 million; cash‑flow margin appears very strong (~59 %).
- Real‐estate “kicker” likely substantial: the hosts estimate a big portion of the value may reside in land rather than operations.
- Operational risks: labour management, equipment/maintenance (touchless wash, dryers), vehicle liability, subscription model sustainability.
- Financing nuances: If real estate value is high enough, 25‑year term SBA financing may apply; otherwise harder loan structure.
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A storm-ready shutter business with $1.3M in profit and a million-dollar backlog gets picked apart for pricing, growth potential, and tricky deal terms.
Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/north-carolina-hurricane-shutter-business/2298331/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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Go High Level – The all-in-one sales and marketing platform built for agencies and entrepreneurs. Automate, manage, and grow your business at https://www.gohighlevel.com
Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!
This episode dives into a North Carolina-based hurricane shutter company with $5M in annual revenue and $1.3M in EBITDA, asking $6.58M. The company serves coastal and inland regions, installs custom storm and security shutters, and has over $1M in work-in-progress (WIP)—not included in the sale.
Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $6.585M | EBITDA: $1.29M | SDE: $1.37M
- $1M+ in WIP (not included in sale), seller wants separate compensation
- 17 employees, showroom and inventory space included
- Niche market fueled by climate trends and hurricane severity
- Potential warranty and liability tail; diligence needed on manufacturer agreements
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A profitable multi-location mobility solutions franchise is under the microscope in this episode, with the team digging into payer mix, growth potential, and the real value of a franchise model.
Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/established-leader-in-mobility-and-accessibility-solutions/2225890/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
Special thanks to Connor Groce for being a guest on this episode of the pod. Check out more of Connor's franchise resources here: https://www.connorgroce.com/
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Capital Pad – A platform connecting accredited investors with vetted small business acquisition deals. Discover exclusive opportunities at https://capitalpad.com
A three-location franchise specializing in home mobility and accessibility solutions is on the table this week, with $4.95M in revenue, $840K SDE, and an asking price of $2.7M. The business serves the aging-in-place and disability markets with products like stair lifts, wheelchair lifts, ramps, and bathroom modifications.
Key Highlights:
- Asking price: $2.695M | Revenue: $4.95M | SDE: $840K
- Franchise with 3 locations (2 in Virginia, 1 in North Carolina)
- Sells and installs mobility equipment (stair lifts, ramps, patient lifts)
- Unclear revenue mix between project work vs. recurring service
- Aging-in-place trend supports strong market tailwinds
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In this Halloween-ready episode, a ghost-hunting equipment business with sky-high margins and questionable ethics gets the full deep dive.
Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/profitable-ghost-hunting-equipment-brand-original-designs-growing/2383182/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
💰 Sponsored by:
Main Street Summit – Join 1,000+ business owners, operators, and entrepreneurs for three days of actionable content, intimate peer connections, and specialized tracks led by real-world practitioners. Bill is speaking this year, and he describes it as one of the highlights of his year. Don’t miss it—secure your spot now at https://www.mainstreetsummit.com/
Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!
A ghost-themed ecommerce business is up for grabs, offering EMF detectors and “spirit boxes” for paranormal investigators and enthusiasts. Listed at $65,000, the business claims $48K in annual revenue and $40K in cash flow, with nearly no marketing spend and simple direct-to-consumer distribution via Shopify and Amazon.
Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $65,000 | Revenue: $48,000 | Profit: $40,000
- 200+ units sold per year, mostly around Halloween
- No ad spend—organic traffic and word of mouth
- Potential to scale with YouTube content, Shopify rebuild, influencer deals
- Major ethical concerns with marketing pseudo-scientific products
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In this episode, the hosts dissect a $16M listing for a crypto news media company claiming $6M in revenue—raising serious questions about valuation, legitimacy, and what the business actually does.
Business Listing – https://www.loopnet.com/biz/business-opportunity/top-10-crypto-news-media-brand-global-syndication-6-5m-revenue/2358000/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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Go High Level – The all-in-one sales and marketing platform built for agencies and entrepreneurs. Automate, manage, and grow your business at https://www.gohighlevel.com
Capital Pad – A platform connecting accredited investors with vetted small business acquisition deals. Discover exclusive opportunities at https://capitalpad.com
The hosts dives into a jaw-dropping crypto media business listed for $16M on LoopNet (and Acquire.fi), claiming $6M in revenue and $3.5M EBITDA. With 25 million monthly impressions, 300 syndication partners, and a 45-person team, the business operates in a niche corner of the digital media world—crypto news and press release distribution.
Key Highlights:
- $16M asking price for a crypto news business with $3.5M EBITDA
- 25 million monthly impressions, 300 syndication partners
- Listed on LoopNet via Acquire.fi, run by "Harrison CryptoGuy Fry"
- Unclear revenue quality: mix of ads, press release distribution, and crypto payments
- 45-person team, likely offshore contractors, minimal overhead
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A $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA “Project Lucid” branded inspection device distributor sparks heated debate on IP risk, exclusivity with its manufacturer, and the eyebrow-raising $5M liquid funds buyer requirement.
Business Listing – https://www.caldergr.com/business-listing/306-project-lucid-branded-inspection-device-company/#inquire
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
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Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!
The host brings the group a Calder Capital deal: “Project Lucid,” a branded inspection device distributor serving aerospace, power generation, chemical, and automotive industries across North America. With $12M in revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M of inventory, and only 15 employees, the company touts exclusive distribution rights with its manufacturing partner. The teaser claims growing momentum, including winning a major client from an entrenched competitor.
Key Highlights:
- $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M inventory, 15 employees.
- Exclusive distribution rights with manufacturer; unclear IP ownership.
- Customers in aerospace, power gen, chemical, automotive industries.
- Broker requirement: $5M liquid funds to even see CIM.
- Hosts predict 6–9x multiple; likely strategic or private equity buyer.
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A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonality, retail real estate, and debt structures in a niche where private equity rarely ventures.
Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/pool-service-company-in-northeastern-ohio/2332791/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
💰 Sponsored by:
Main Street Summit
Join 1,000+ business owners, operators, and entrepreneurs for three days of actionable content, intimate peer connections, and specialized tracks led by real-world practitioners. Bill is speaking this year, and he describes it as one of the highlights of his year. Don’t miss it—secure your spot now at https://www.mainstreetsummit.com/
Capital Pad – A platform connecting accredited investors with vetted small business acquisition deals. Discover exclusive opportunities at https://capitalpad.com
In this episode, the hosts welcome guest Rand Larsen (Scale Path) to break down a second-generation pool service and maintenance company in Northeastern Ohio. With nearly $2M in revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, and ~$554k SDE, the company is priced at ~$1.5M (about 3x). The deal also includes $80k in inventory, while $750k of real estate is held separately. The business boasts a 13,000 sq. ft. retail/service building, eight employees, and a 60-year history dating back to 1963.
Key Highlights:
- $1.95M revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, ~$554k SDE; priced at ~$1.5M (~3x).
- $750k real estate (not included in price); 13,000 sq. ft. retail + service building.
- Eight employees; route-based recurring pool maintenance vs. high-ticket installs.
- Seasonal cash flow risk in Ohio; SBA lenders may only close at start of busy season.
- Opportunities in retail chemical sales, service expansion, or re-engaging in installs.
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A “too-good-to-be-true?” SBA-prequalified cat-content brand with 3.9M Facebook followers, ~$872–$920k revenue and ~95% margins sparks a lively debate on platform risk, AI headwinds, and creative deal structures to de-risk the buy.
Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/17899268/
Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.
💰 Sponsored by:
Go High Level – The all-in-one sales and marketing platform built for agencies and entrepreneurs. Automate, manage, and grow your business at https://www.gohighlevel.com
Acquisition Lab – Your fast-track to business ownership. Get hands-on support, world-class resources, and join a top-tier community of acquisition entrepreneurs. Schedule your free consultation at https://www.acquisitionlab.com and mention Acquisitions Anonymous!
The crew dissects a Quiet Light listing for a 15-year-old cat-content platform boasting 3.9M Facebook followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews, and reported RPMs in the $22–$30+ range. The broker materials (as read aloud) claim ~$872k–$920k in revenue, ~$821k in net income (~94–95% margins), asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x).
Key Highlights:
- Asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x) on ~$872k–$920k revenue and ~$821k net (~94–95% margins).
- Audience/traffic: 3.9M FB followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews; RPM ~$22–$30+.
- Under-monetized: heavy banner ads, little/no affiliate, 15k newsletter @ ~29% OR.
- Financing reality: SBA “pre-qualified” but lenders wary of platform risk/volatility.
- Deal ideas: $500–$800k equity + seller carry; or ~$821k upfront + 50/50 rev share until seller hits ask.
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