Absolutely No Adventures

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**Absolutely No Adventures**

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

Latest Episodes:

S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem Dec 23, 2020

Show notes

In which Sig receives some mail.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend Dec 09, 2020

Show notes

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days Nov 25, 2020

Show notes

In which Happy has a visitor.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible Nov 11, 2020

Show notes

In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost Oct 28, 2020

Show notes

In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath Oct 14, 2020

Show notes

In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

ANA - Teaser Trailer Sep 12, 2020

Show notes

In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background.

Episode One premieres October 14th.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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