Absolutely No Adventures

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**Absolutely No Adventures**

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

Latest Episodes:

S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning Oct 07, 2025

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In which old curses are relitigated.

Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/

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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.

Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding! Oct 01, 2025

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Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!

http://igg.me/at/anas3

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Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

Presenting: Hearthbound Sep 23, 2025

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This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!

For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/

Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer

ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!

Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park Aug 11, 2025

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This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!

Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.

For more information, check out https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/

Presenting: Warlock Jul 14, 2025

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This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!

Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?

Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever.

For more information, check out www.warlockpod.com

Transcript: http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop

ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you've checked out the game and enjoyed it, a vote would be appreciated!

ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer May 11, 2025

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In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner.

Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.

Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement!

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.

Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.

Written and Directed by Destiny Howell.

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

Presenting: The Bardic Hearth Apr 13, 2025

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This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!

The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy

The link to their Patreon is here: https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth

The link to their Buzzsprout is here: https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/

ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries coming soon!

S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword Nov 18, 2024

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In which a problem is resolved.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.

Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call Nov 11, 2024

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In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat Nov 04, 2024

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In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.

Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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