Absolute Worst Podcast

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Episode 5: No Pictures! Jun 10, 2017

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By some miracle, Dana starts this episode by praising Alison for doing something well. It’s disarming so proceed with caution. Afterwards, they delve into the mysterious world of being able to take pictures without looking literally crazy and eventually Dana makes Alison discuss something called “feelings.” During Absolute Worst Therapy, Alison once again offers up blow-jobs as the solution to everything and Dana makes her do a Neva’s Corner (this is when Alison is forced to apologize to Dana’s grandma because of her inappropriateness). This week’s Absolute Yourst HEALS!!!!!! That’s all I can say. Listen in and know that YOU’RE NOT ALONE…Dana. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

Episode 4: Pacino and the Poops Jun 03, 2017

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This episode kicks off with a very special Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) that involves Al Pacino, gluten, and an audition gone horribly wrong. Since Dana and Alison are licensed therapists (nope) they decide it’s their duty to unpack this particular Absolute Yourst, walk it over to the Absolute Worst Therapy segment and do their best to solve this very complicated and unfortunate problem. As usual, their therapy attempts devolve into stories of Dana’s sluttiness, Alison’s drunkenness, and everyone’s food issues — like all good therapy sessions should. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

Absolute Worst Podcast Episode 3: Jobs Blow May 24, 2017

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Dana seeks advice on her job situation or moreso, wants to know how to be “good at jobs.” Ugh…she’s the worst. Dana and Alison also realize they’re potentially the same person. For instance, they both break appendages although it takes Dana longer to heal because she has bird bones. In addition to Dana’s nonstop demands that Alison apologize to her grandma, Neva, in this episode, she goes a step further and insists that Alison also apologize to her employers. This episode ends with an Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) that involves a frog and a scared neighbor. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

Absolute Worst Podcast Episode 2: Alison's Ailments May 24, 2017

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In this episode, we explore the multitude of physical ailments that Alison is suffering from and Dana teaches Alison what a sext is. She also concludes that she hates the way Alison says the word “Vagina.” Things get pretty heated, Dana impersonates Alison and ultimately they beg for solutions to make Alison feel better since Dana is definitely not helping matters. During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, Alison gives advice by pulling from her years of experience as an out-of-control drug addict and Dana struggles to figure out what drugs even are. They also discuss exercise and how it’s bad for everyone. This episode ends with an Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) and we’re once again transported to the deep-south, small town of Springfield, Missouri. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

Absolute Worst Podcast: Episode 1 The Dildo Theory May 23, 2017

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In their very first episode, Alison tries to fix Dana's underwear problem and then enlightens us with a theory that she believes will cure the world of heartache. Dana finds the theory to be so offensive that she makes Alison apologize to her grandma, Neva. In the segment titled, Absolute Worst Therapy, they offer up some relationship and sex advice and Dana's solution to both is that you should always get on top. This episode ends with an Absolute Yourst (these are YOUR Absolute Worst experiences) wherein we’re introduced to the terrifying world of trimming cow hooves and Dana regales us with her deep-south, small town stories of birthing barns and chocolate covered cheesecake sticks...gross. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

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