Stay Connected108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium.
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Putting together a Best Of episode is one of the hardest things to do. There’s only so much you can put in and we will definitely add that 2024 was a banner year for The Hawk in terms of bits and guests. So you won’t get EVERYTHING in a Best Of, which is why this is in TWO PARTS! But even then, you’re not going to get all of your favorites.
Many Hawkheads picked their favorites and many of them went in. Also, if you’re looking for an easy way to get into 108.9 The Hawk or get your friends into it, these are the episodes to share!
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So much more and many more guests to come in Part Two! Available on Monday 1/6/25!
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The marching band is ready. The floats are moving. And an annual Val Verde tradition is here. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from Hog Street giving you a rundown of all the festive magic of this year’s Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade!
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Welp, when you’re the number one radio station in Val Verde, it just makes sense to play around with the format, right? That’s at least what Boss Ron thinks and this morning, he’s changed 108.9 The Hawk into DOOBIE 108.9. All Doobie Brothers. All The TIME!
Plus, the Doobie were once slated to be in the film, “Problem Child 3?!” Whisp fondly remembers his father, Burlington Turlington and shares a story about the creation of the Marvel character, Groot.
This episode is sponsored by:
Shetland Creameries
And Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock wants you to get smarter using “Brain Juice.”
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It seems that All Bets are Off in the 7AM hour of today’s Geoff and Whisp Show!
Plus a new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar and PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! And another new Clapton song?
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For years, the organizers of the Annual Val Verde BeatleCon have been emailing Sir Paul McCartney (played by Pat Cassels), begging him to perform at the Con at the Verde Dome. This year, for the 48th iteration, it actually worked! Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from backstage at BeatleCon, running down all the performers and sitting down for an interview with a legendary, Paul McCartney!
This episode is sponsored by:
Guest Starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Atlas Obscura, CollegeHumor)
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The Fourth Hour
Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you’re listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain’t nothing like the first hour.
Sponsored by:
Bad Company Fudge Company
Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company
And… The Hawk Trees are back?!
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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.
Today’s Episode: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black)
Originally Aired on July 10, 2023
Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper?
Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do The Washing! 108.9 The Hawk Thin Lizzy PSA! Tiny Fork! Coderssons Coding Completely! And check out the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!
Guest Starring: Ashley Nicole Black (Bad Monkey, A Black Lady Sketch Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as Harper Lawson!
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That’s right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever!
Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr’s, Channel 8’s National Lampoon’s Speed Trap, Taco Tuesday, and a Belly Full of Led!
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Sure, Jason and Geoff have written over 700+ commercials on 108.9 The Hawk. But now it’s time for the FANS to choose. That’s right HawkHeads. We asked you for some of your favorite commercials throughout the history of 108.9 The Hawk AND YOU CHOSE some of the absolute best. Not only are you getting newly remastered versions of these commercials, you’re also getting the FULL version of our Pink Floyd Sharney’s Parody, “Uncomfortably Full,” which has never been released BEFORE.
You asked for them. You got them. The hottest classic rock comedy radio commercials in the world. With classics like Peter Gabriel Sharney’s, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Michael’s McDonald’s, Hot Yogurt, Seabirds Burritos, Mr Big and Talls, Pizza Emporium, Shetland Creameries, Metallifuel, Jefferson Starchips and MORE.
40 commercials. 60 minutes.
If you’ve ever wanted to get a taste of what 108.9 The Hawk is all about, or wanted to give your friends a bite to get them into it - Well, here’s an effin’ fork. Dig in, my friend!
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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.
Today’s Episode: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner)
Originally Aired on September 26, 2022
Boss Ron is trying some new things and this time he's paired Whisp Turlington with the Hawk's latest "star" DJ, Greg Lemonsour. They are joined in-studio by Cindy Ravine (played by Julie Klausner), the world's biggest Frank Zappa fan. Cindy is working to start a Frank Zappa Morning Show and hopes to learn some tips from Whisp and Greg. Also featuring the latest single from "Billy Squier," "NyQuil Chicken!" Zappa's Shoes. Soda Dad by FISTER. Burger Tools and more!
Guest Starring: Julie Klausner (Difficult People, Double Threat, Kids In The Hall, Schmigadoon)
Julie has relaunched her classic podcast, “How Was Your Week?” Listen here:
https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/how-was-your-week/
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