Perfect Person

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224: attempted murder at my local craft night (w/ Business Casual) Oct 21, 2026

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Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder at your local craft night.

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223: my boss is sabotaging our birthday parties (w/ Stef Dag) Oct 14, 2026

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Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.

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222: my sister's being haunted by a demon (w/ Eric Striffler & Ashleigh Lawless) Oct 07, 2026

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Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral home.

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221: accidentally dating my ex's brother (w/ Will Witwer) Sep 30, 2026

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It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie.

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220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia) Sep 23, 2026

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Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss.

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219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) Sep 16, 2026

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Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life.

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218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe) Sep 09, 2026

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Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house.

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217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti) Sep 02, 2026

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Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love.

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216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald) Aug 26, 2026

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Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.

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215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe) Aug 19, 2026

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Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work.

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