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Just Enjoy the Movie

The podcast where two film nerds REFUSE to simply enjoy the movie, and instead pull flawed movies apart and put them back together into something better.

Latest Episodes:

Ep. 38 - Pacific Rim (2013) Dec 23, 2019

Chris and Owen test the limits of their drift compatibility as they tag team Guillermo del Toro's attempt at a less-depressing Evangelion. Fly me to the Moon.

Pacific Rim is directed by Guillermo del Toro, written by Travis Beacham and Guillermo del Toro, and stars Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, and the ever delightful Charlie Day doing his "It's Always Sunny" schtick while fleeing enormous monsters.

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Ep. 37 - Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Part 3 Sep 17, 2019

Wrapping up our 3 part deep dive into the Netflix prequel treatment of the Dark Crystal, and boy we'd just like to say: what a pleasure it was to spend so much time on something that was ACTUALLY enjoyable to watch.

Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is directed by Louis Leterrier, written by a whole bunch of people, and stars Taron Egerton, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Victor Yerrid as the little Podling Paladin who stole our cynical little hearts.

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Ep. 36 - Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Part 2 Sep 06, 2019

Powering right along, Owen and Chris discuss episodes 4-6 of the Netflix Original mini-series about puppets who just want to be free.

Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is directed by Louis Leterrier, written by a whole bunch of people, and stars Taron Egerton, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Donna Kimball doing an AMAZING impersonation of the original movie's Augra performance.

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Ep. 35 - The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Part 1 Sep 03, 2019

Chris and Owen decide to switch it up by working through the Netflix mini-series prequel to the Dark Crystal. Will they love it, or will they damn it to hell for failing to take their advice and kick up the world building? Part 1 covers episodes 1-3.

Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is directed by Louis Leterrier, written by a whole bunch of people, and stars Taron Egerton, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Mark Hammil, doing his best "Joker with pneumonia" impersonation.

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BONUS - Gravity (2013) Sep 02, 2019

Chris and Owen take a break from fixing movies and instead watch a space-peril film that actually succeeds at it's mission. Gravity is directed by Alfonso Cuarón, written by Alfonso Cuarón and Jonas Cuarón, and stars Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and a whole bunch of angry space debris.

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Ep. 34 - The Martian (2015) Aug 28, 2019

How does one improve upon a film that is largely considered to be a modern Sci-Fi classic? Maybe try de-smuggifying the main character a bit.

The Martian is directed by Ridley Scott, written by Drew Goddard and Andy Weir, and stars Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Jeff Daniels, and Sean Bean, who amazingly does not die in this film.

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Bird Box (2018) Jul 03, 2019

Chris and Owen decide to take the Bird Box challenge and determine whether this latest Netflix effort is a true bid for cinematic legitimacy, or just another "chuck some celebrities and high-concept scripts at a wall and see what sticks" Bird Box is directed Susanne Bier, written by Eric Weisserer, and stars Sandra Bullock, John Malkovich, Trevante Rhodes, and a whole bunch of spoooooky winnnnnd...

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War of the Worlds (2005) May 02, 2019

"Steven, we have some notes on the War of the Worlds script."

"But... this just says 'Aliens come from space' over and over again. You've repeated it almost a thousand times."

"We didn't want to be too subtle about it."

War of the Worlds is directed by Steven Spielberg, written by David Koepp and Josh Friedman, and stars Tom Cruise, Dakota Vanning, and Tim Robbins, who is just begging to be murdered in this one.

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Star Wars Rise of Skywalker Teaser Impressions Apr 22, 2019

Not satisfied with tearing entire movies apart, Chris and Owen turn their attention towards the hot new Star Wars trailer and let the cynicism fly! We sense a great disturbance in the Force...

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Ep 31 - The Dark Crystal (1982) Mar 27, 2019

Journey back into your childhood as we revisit Jim Henson's classically pretty good puppet drama. Whether you were horrified as a child, or are being horrified for the first time as an adult, I'm sure you'll agree that the Skeksis power dynamics could use some shoring up. The Dark Crystal is directed by Jim Henson and Frank Oz, written by David Odell, and stars Aarthur the Aardvark, a bunch of potato people, and a society of beef jerky vulture people.

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Ep. 30 - Sleepy Hollow (1999) Feb 14, 2019

Chris and Owen grapple with the devil as they attempt to straighten out this forgettable closeout to the 20th Century and Tim Burton's career as a legitimate filmmaker.

Sleepy Hollow is directed by Tim Burton, written by Andrew Kevin Walker, and stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Christopher Walken, and Casper Van Dien, plummeting directly from his success in Starship Troopers into this blue-tinged pit of hell.

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Ep. 29 - The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Jan 24, 2019

Chris and Owen jack into the Matrix yet again to build off the progress they made after patching up Reloaded. Can they successfully save the final chapter of this saga, or was it always too much to expect for a 3rd Matrix film to be any good? The Matrix Revolutions is written and directed by the Wachowskis and stars Carrie Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, and a blinded Keanu Reeves.

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Ep. 28 - The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Jan 09, 2019

Chris and Owen imagine a world in which the Wachowskis had chosen to focus on innovative action and efficient plotting for their Matrix sequel rather than doubling down on the pseudo-philosophical wankery and bespectacled navel-gazing.

The Matrix Reloaded is written and directed by the Wachowski Brothers and stars Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, and a whole bunch of CG Hugo Weavings.

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Ep. 27 - Star Trek (2009) Dec 27, 2018

Having thoroughly expressed their disdain for the latest Star Wars movies, Chris and Owen turn to their other true love: expressing their disdain for the latest Star Trek movies. At least this one is fun to watch.

Star Trek is directed by JJ Abrams, written by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, and stars Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, but not William Shatner, and boy that must sting, eh Bill?

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Ep. 26 - Transformers (2007) Dec 12, 2018

For a film adaptation about giant robots smashing into one another, there sure are a lot of boring humans in this movie. Take a trip down nostalgia lane as Chris and Owen attempt to deliver a Transformers script that doesn't get bogged down in military fetishism and a cynical disregard for meaningful characterization, while keeping the explosions and silly robot backstories.

Transformers is directed by Michael Bay, written by our nemeses Roberto Orzi and Alex Kurtzman, and stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and a bunch of SFX shots Michael Bay recycled from his earlier film "The Island."

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Ep. 25 - Batman v Superman (2016) Nov 29, 2018

Chris and Owen draw their battle lines: is Batman v Superman another tragedy for the DCEU, or is it the most underrated masterpiece in modern cinema? Standing firmly together on the "tragedy" side of the line, perhaps they can work together to save Superman and Batman yet again.

Batman v Superman is directed by Zack Snyder, written by Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer, and stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, and Jesse Eisenberg doing his twitchout-on-screen thing yet again.

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Ep. 24 - Godzilla (2014) Oct 17, 2018

Can a little narrative revisionism save the classic and beloved giant monster from the palsy of “gritty reboot syndrome,” or was the American effort to snatch Godzilla from the hands of his Japanese fathers doomed to suck from the start? Tune in to find out!

Godzilla is directed by Gareth Edwards, written by Max Borenstein, and stars Brian Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Ken Watanabe, and an expressionless projection of American militarism named Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Ep. 23 - Last Action Hero (1993) Oct 02, 2018

Continuing in their trend of reviewing movies that suffered such epic box office failures that the validity of an entire sub-genre was called into question, Chris and Owen offer their hot take on the last great Arnold film. Does this esoteric childhood favorite deserve the hate, or is it okay to enjoy a moderately awesome action movie with the poor sense to release the same weekend as Jurassic Park?

The Last Action Hero is directed by John McTiernan, written by Zak Penn, Adam Leff, Shane Black, and David Arnott, and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O'Brien, and Charles Dance, elevating the hell out of this movie.

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Ep. 23 - Last Action Hero (1993) Oct 02, 2018

Continuing in their trend of reviewing movies that suffered such epic box office failures that the validity of an entire sub-genre was called into question, Chris and Owen offer their hot take on the last great Arnold film. Does this esoteric childhood favorite deserve the hate, or is it okay to enjoy a moderately awesome action movie with the poor sense to release the same weekend as Jurassic Park?

The Last Action Hero is directed by John McTiernan, written by Zak Penn, Adam Leff, Shane Black, and David Arnott, and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O'Brien, and Charles Dance, elevating the hell out of this movie.

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Ep. 22 - Solo Impressions Jul 24, 2018

Solo finally came out in Japan, so Chris and Owen sit down to discuss their impressions of the much maligned spin off which has been touted as nothing less than the death of Star Wars. Undeserved anti-hype, or more or less on the nose? Tune in to find out!

PS: Astute listeners may notice the sounds of a Japanese mega-storm raging in the background of Chris' audio.

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BONUS - Rogue One COMMENTARY TRACK Jun 23, 2018

For our rabid fans who just can't get enough of us, please enjoy this commentary track which, when properly synced up with a copy of the film Rogue One, will allow you to watch the movie with us yammering in your ear over the dialogue. Dreams do come true.

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Ep. 21 - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Jun 13, 2018

Now that everyone's done talking about Solo, Chris and Owen thought it was time they weighed in on the original Star Wars spin off Rogue One. Sure, it's got some issues, but what movie doesn't these days?

Rogue One is directed by Gareth Edwards, written by Chris Weitz & Tony Gilroy, and stars Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk, and a non-canibal/murderer/criminal Mads Mikkelsen.

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Ep. 20 - Alien: Covenant (2017) May 22, 2018

Chris and Owen stick their heads into the big, malevolent egg that is Alien: Covenant. Will they find cinematic paradise, or simply an over-engineered and contrived narrative hellscape?

Alien: Covenant is directed by Ridley Scott, written by John Logan and Dante Harper, and stars Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, and Michael Fassbender, reprising his role as the charmingly psychopathic android David.

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Ep. 19 - Prometheus (2012) May 15, 2018

Chris and Owen go searching for their origins in the Alien almost-prequel Prometheus but discover to their horror they were wrong. They were so wrong!

Prometheus is directed by Ridley Scott, written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof, and stars Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, and Idris Elba practicing his squeezebox in lieu of giving a crap about his character.

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Ep. 18 - The Last Samurai (2003) May 03, 2018

Take a crash course in Japanese history with Chris and Owen as they seek to correct both the inaccuracy and the intense tedium of Tom Cruise's creatively bankrupt/financially lucrative bid as the white savior of Imperial Japan.

The Last Samurai is directed by Edward Zwick, written by John Logan, Edward Zwick, and Marshall Herskovitz, and stars Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, and an entire village of Japanese stereotypes whose main role is to distract you from the fact this movie was filmed in New Zealand.

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Ep. 17 - Man of Steel (2013) Apr 04, 2018

Discarding almost a century of traditional portrayal, some Hollywood execs get the brilliant idea to ditch the hope and turn Superman into a grim, mopey meat sack. At least Henry Cavill's muscles fit the part...

Man of Steel is directed by Zack Snyder, wrtitten by David S. Goyer, and stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, and Kevin Costner as Pa Kent, the subtly sociopathic father figure who gives Clark a guilt complex over saving people. Cuz yeah, that's what I want from a Superman movie...

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Ep. 16 - Sunshine (2007) Mar 21, 2018

Owen indulges a 10 year old obsession with Sunshine, a sci-fi film which, like a certain winged mythological figure, flies so far up it's own ass that it's never referenced again... until now.

Sunshine is directed by Danny Boyle, written by Alex Garland, and stars Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, Michelle Yeoh, and Chris Evans, who in spite of his experience as the Human Torch actually freezes to death in this movie.

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Ep. 15 - Bright (2017) Mar 07, 2018

Chris and Owen plunge into the brave new cinematic world of direct-to-streaming movies with a viewing of the Will Smith/Orc vehicle "Bright." Is the Netflix Original as bad as the critics say, or is there something worth salvaging after you strip away the rainbow of racist stereotypes woven into its DNA?

Bright is directed by David Ayers, written by John Landis, and stars Will Smith, Joel Edgerton, and Noomi Rapace, who apparently is just all about doing Netflix movies these days.

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Ep. 14 - Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Feb 21, 2018

To mix things up, Chris and Owen watch a film they actually enjoy. Mad Max is a perfect movie and we will defend that claim to the grave.

Mad Max: Fury Road is directed by George Miller, written by George Miller, Brendan McCarthy & Nick Lathouris, and stars Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, and our boy Tom Hardy, who might as well just star in everything as far as we're concerned.

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BONUS - Cloverfield Paradox (2018) Feb 14, 2018

See what all the fuss is about the latest entry in the Cloverfield "franchise." Does it deserve the hate, or are there hidden merits in this direct-to-Netflix movie that probably never needed to exist in the first place.

The Cloverfield Paradox is directed by Julius Onah, was written by Oren Uziel and Doug Jung, and stars Daenarys' assistant from "Game of Thrones," the girl who kept stealing the sword in "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon," and the Scottish dude from "IT Crowd."

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Ep. 13 - Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Feb 06, 2018

In their arbitrarily determined Season 2 premiere, Chris and Owen take on their biggest challenge yet: parsing out a coherent story from the George Lucas nostalgia fever dream that is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sallah was wise to stay away.

IJatKotCS (I'm tired of typing that name out) is directed by Steven Spielberg, written by David Koepp and George Lucas, and stars Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Ray Winstone, and a little dog named Shia LaBeouf.

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Ep. 12 - The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Jan 23, 2018

Chris and Owen take on the final installment of Nolan's beloved Dark Knight Trilogy, in which Batman finally realizes he's a rich asshole and can sit on the couch for 8 years if he damn well pleases. Surely there was a better way to write this...

The Dark Knight Rises is directed by Christopher Nolan, written by Christopher & Jonathan Nolan, and stars Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, and UNESCO World Heritage Site Morgan Freeman.

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Ep. 11 - Elysium (2013) Jan 09, 2018

Chris and Owen attempt to spice up the generic sci-fi dystopia of Elysium by inserting techno vampires and benevolent anarchists. Trust us, it's better this way.

Elysium is written and directed by Neill Blomkamp and stars Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, and Sharlto Copley, the best thing to come out of South Africa since old vine Chenin Blanc.

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Ep. 10 - Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) Dec 28, 2017

Rian Johnson attempts to overthrow the evil reign of Lord JJ Abrams in this latest installment of Disney's bold new vision for Star Wars. Has he successfully righted the starship, or is more assistance required?

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is written and directed by Rian Johnson and stars Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Mark Hamill, and *choke* Carrie Fisher in her final role. The galaxy is a cruel space indeed.

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Ep. 09 - Star Wars - The Force Awakens (2015) Dec 20, 2017

Sensing a disturbance in the Force, Chris and Owen take on the much-beloved-but-actually-not-that-great Star Wars Episode 6, a film built around such enthralling concepts as absentee parenting and Luke Skywalker's metadata.

The Force Awakens is directed by J.J. Abrams, written by Lawrence Kasdan, J.J. Abrams, and Michael Arndt, and stars Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaacs, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill for a split second. CLIFF HANGER!

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Ep. 08 - Alien 3 (1992) Dec 14, 2017

In podcast space, everyone can hear you scream as Chris and Owen delve into the much mehhhh-ligned trilogy-capper Alien 3. Was there a better way, or was it simply too much to ask for lightning to strike thrice?

Alien 3 is directed by David Fincher, written by David Giler, Walter Hill, and Larry Ferguson, and stars Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance, Charles S. Dutton, and a whole prison's worth of British actors you recognize from other stuff but don't know their names.

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Ep. 07 - X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Dec 05, 2017

Chris and Owen push their mutant movie-fixing powers to the limit as they take on X-Men: Apocalypse, an ancient evil disguised as an action-packed comic book movie.

X-Men: Apocalypse is directed by Bryan Singer, written by Simon Kinberg, Bryan Singer, Michael Dougherty, and Dan Harris, and stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, and someone from the Blue Man Group doing a weird Oscar Isaacs impersonation.

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Ep. 06 - The Postman (1997) Nov 28, 2017

Chris and Owen decide it's time to fix America, starting with Kevin Costner's epic post-apocalyptic fail The Postman. Is there a film worth fighting for in there, or was this just a foolish indulgence in esoteric nostalgia that basically five people will enjoy? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

The Postman is directed by Kevin Costner, adapted from David Brin's novel by Eric Roth and Brian Helgeland, and stars Kevin Costner, Will Patton, Olivia Williams, and a sword-wielding donkey.

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Ep. 05 - 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Nov 20, 2017

Chris and Owen knock on the door of 10 Cloverfield Lane in an attempt to be good neighbors. Perhaps a little redecorating might spruce up the place? Or maybe it's time to consider a full remodel?

10 Cloverfield Lane is directed by Dan Trachtenberg, written by Josh Campbell, Matthew Stuecken, & Damien Chazelle, and stars Mary Elizabeth Windstead, John Gallagher Jr., and America's favorite uncle John Goodman.

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BONUS - Blade Runner 2049 Impressions Nov 14, 2017

Dive into this thin and svelt BONUS EPISODE as Chris and Owen explore their opinions of Blade Runner 2049. Can a sequel made 35 years after the original survive on Ryan Gosling's sexy anti-charisma alone? Or was it foolish to have asked Harrison Ford to fly over in his helicopter in the first place?

Blade Runner 2049 is directed by Denis Villeneuve, written by Hampton Fancher and Michael Green, and stars (in addition to the two dudes I made fun of above) Robin Wright, Sylvia Hoeks, Ana de Armas, and Jared Leto, who hopefully decided not to send his cast mates dead rats and used condoms this time.

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Ep. 04 - 10,000 BC (2008) Nov 07, 2017

The boys travel back in time to the year 2008 in an attempt to correct the mistakes that lead to 10,000 BC, a lazy, kinda-serious-kinda-schlocky caveman movie made by the guy who did a much better job with Star Gate. Will they be able to save prehistory, or will their efforts prove futile? Tune in to find out!

10,000 BC was directed by Roland Emmerich, written by Roland Emmerich and Harald Klose, and stars Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, and Cliff Curtis. No computer generated Pleistocene monsters were hurt during filming because they were already extinct.

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Ep. 03 - Suicide Squad (2016) Nov 02, 2017

Chris and Owen embrace their roles as pop culture anti-heroes and join up with the Suicide Squad, a collection of underdeveloped comic book villains assembled for one purpose: to show off David Ayer's sweet classic rock playlist skillz.

Suicide Squad is written and directed by David Ayer (doing his best Zach Snyder impression) and stars Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Viola Davis, and a very HONKA HONKA Jared Leto.

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Ep. 02 - Ex Machina (2014) Nov 02, 2017

Chris and Owen apply their own Turing test to the cyber-noir cult thriller Ex Machina. Does the film's narrative demonstrate true Artificial Intelligence? Or was the screenwriter simply working off the conventional gender biases and baffling character motivations embedded in his source code? At least we can all agree that Oscar Isaac is the killer app in this software suite.

Ex Machina is written & directed by Alex Garland. Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Oscar Isaac, and Alicia Vikander.

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Ep. 01 - Jurassic World (2015) Oct 31, 2017

On their inaugural podcast, Chris and Owen decide to test the containment fences of their own nostalgia by tearing into Jurassic World, and ask the hard questions like: how could anyone get bored with dinosaurs, and why did the filmmakers feel the need to torture that poor assistant to death?

Jurassic World was directed by Colin Trevorrow, written by Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, and Colin Trevorrow, and stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, and a really mundane looking super-dinosaur that's basically a T-Rex that hasn't left the basement in a couple months.

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