Zach And Mike Make 3

Zach and Mike # 5 Oct 11, 2021

REUNITED AND IT FEEEELS SO GOOOOD............THE BOYZ ARE BACK!!! RIGHT?!......RIGHT?!!!!!!.....

Fuck all y'all. We were in a good mood and now you guys ruined it.

Anyway, we're back after a hiatus and we missed each other and you guys. How have you been? Let's talk about you.......

We'll never leave you again (until we're both too busy to do this podcast...........again)

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ONE FROM THE VAULT!!!!! Aug 09, 2021

On this one your favorite two wormy, gross, cannibalistic, humanoid, underground, dweller dipshits ,"hit the vault" (is that a thing?.....sure) and dug deep to find a hidden classic! It was from last year and the references are outdated (but references from a day ago are outdated nowadays, ammirite?)

We also called it "Back On My Bullshit", way back then but you'll get over it. We had to. Basically, its the same brand of horse jibber nonsense you've come to know and love but just called something else. It was either this or nothing........so stop complaining........I swear I'll take you back to your mothers if you're gonna keep acting like that!!

We hope you enjoy. We're also sorry that we haven't been as consistent lately. We've been busy doing shit but we love this dumb thing and all of you so we'll be back at it soon.

Toodles. Smooches. More shit like that

P.S. we record this thing at a studio space and you can hear another band playing super shitty and LOUD the whole goddamn time. So, there's that.....

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Michael Conrad and Noah Bailey Jul 26, 2021

Michael Conrad and Noah Bailey talk with Mike about their new comic Double Walker, the Misfits, DIY, Twilight Zone and lots of discussion about trying to be an artist in the 23rd century

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Ben Roy Jul 14, 2021

This week we're back with a guest and its Ben Roy. Ben defines the term, "multi-hyphenate". He's a stand-up comedian, actor, musician, podcaster and all around great human. Check out Bens band Spells, his podcasts, 97.9 THE RAT RACE or The Grawlix Saves the World, his tv show, "Those Who Can't", now streaming on HBOMAX or his new standup record, "Take The Sandwich", available wherever you stream shit.

Ben basically stops by to rub all of that in Zach and Mikes dumb faces and make them feel stupid for being lazy sacks of shit. Its fuckin' rad

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Zach And Mike #4 Jul 10, 2021

onthisepisodeyourdipshithostsarelateandcouldntgettheirshittogethertointerviewaguestontimesotheyfuckeditallupandthenjustwentwithtalkingtoeachotherbeacusetheycantevendoafuckingpodcastright.

Real fuckin' hard to do a goddamn podcast, huh?

So, this one is late. And its just us....again. Shit happened. The week got busy. Blah, fuckin' blah. No good excuse

We're sorry.

We don't deserve you

Please keep listening.

-Zach and Mike (the pork and bean boyz)

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Zach and Mike #3 Jul 01, 2021

Today it's just Zach and Mike so.......(ahem)

I see the crystal raindrops fall

And the beauty of it all

Is when the sun comes shining through

To make those rainbows in my mind

When I think of you sometime

And I wanna spend some time with you

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Building castles in the sky

Just the two of us

You and I

We look for love, no time for tears

Wasted water's all that is

And it don't make no flowers grow

Good things might come to those who wait

Not for those who wait too late

We gotta go for all we know

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Building them castles in the sky

Just the two of us

You and I

I hear the crystal raindrops fall

On the window down the hall

And it becomes the morning dew

And darling when the morning comes

And I see the morning sun

I wanna be the one with you

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Building big castles way on high

Just the two of us

You and I

Just the two of us