Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 12, 2014

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Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).

We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more!

This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!

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266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Nov 05, 2014

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It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.

We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option.

Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!

Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up.

If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem?

Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb.

POP, Hold it down some more.

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Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 31, 2014

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Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away!

Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS.

Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man is our type of guy. You get the Dental Update, the D**k Detectives and more!

Drops galore on this one! Pull those M7Z's up, Jeans!

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264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 29, 2014

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Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?

Get One!

These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss.

The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?

Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages!

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Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 24, 2014

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Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!

The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!

We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?

Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever

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262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 22, 2014

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If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.

Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?

Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes.

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.

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261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 17, 2014

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Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.

Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he orgasm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.

We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Sharkeisha - Honey are you there?!?

If you loosen your jeans for this episode you'll never forgive yourself.

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Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 15, 2014

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Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!

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259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 10, 2014

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This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!

Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.

Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water? Water is in us and everywhere around us. Maybe they are just wiser and know that nothing satisfies your bodies cravings for hydration and nutrients like Diet Coke. It tastes good and it's good for you. Especially post-workout.

Do you remember your father's funeral? How many orgasms did you have staring at his corpse? We found someone that may have been more aroused than you and it's ALL TIME CLASSIC MOM mode already. Get ready to cry from joy and from your relentless orgasms on this one!

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258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Oct 08, 2014

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POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're talking about?

Kentucky Jeans and Momlando Jeans were worn this weekend - get the breakdown, Gawd.

Plus Tina explains what that drop about God and blessing is all about. Do you watch comedy? Does it ever upset you. Please blog and share in detail how you feel and your disappointment about it. Even if you laughed, somewhere inside you there is surely something to complain about.

And we have a song that we can only WISH came from a listener - Maybe it did???

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