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Episode 437: The Big Booty Cousin Dec 15, 2025

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Brew Joy to the world, the ep has come! Let Earth go rent some bees! It’s nearly that special season so I thought it would be fun to take a couple of the projects from this week’s episode and put them into a familiar tune. Can you guess the song, projects, or season I’m talking about? Great! Write us a letter using letters you cut out from a magazine and you just might be eligible for winning an awesome shout-out on a future episode of some other show! Also on this week’s episode, some Kickstarters I couldn’t fit into a Christmas carol.

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Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Episode 436: Science Said Hold My Beer Dec 08, 2025

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Are you ready for a risqué musical parody of a podcast episode? Well bud, you’re in the wrong RSS feed. There’s hardly anything risqué about this episode of “The Poopy Wiener Show”, and barely any songs or jokes. It’s mostly just 3 guys talking through their feelings as they navigate the crazy, mixed-up world we live in today. Just kidding. It’s about steampunk cocoa and using the computer to break up with your boyfriend. In other words? Uh yeah. This is one crazy show.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Episode 435: Podcasts for Men Dec 01, 2025

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It would be funny if we had a guy called Meatball on the show. Hey Meatball…what are you doin? Meatball, how was your weekend? Meatball, what the HELL do you think about that? Oh Meatball. But, we don’t have that. And that is why the show sucks. Speaking of which, on today’s show, we have two projects about hooters but kind of from the opposite end of the spectrum, and some dumb crap you’d get someone you don’t like that much for Christmas. Which is coming up, by the way! Maybe they’d like a Gift subscription to YKS Premium instead, which is now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift. Or maybe they are a Scrooge! And they deserve PAIN!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Simply having a wonderful podcast time! Over on YKS Premium, there’s so much waiting under the Podcast Tree for you. Bonus episodes every week…and best of all, no coal! HAHaHA!

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Episode 434: Communist Smurves Nov 24, 2025

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Why in the hell is this one called Communist Smurves? I don’t really remember but you gotta admit, that is a lot of freakin fun to think about haha. Don’t ask me to explain any of it, either, mmkay? Let’s just kick back, relax, and let some Belgian guy do the damn thing with some crazy cartoons! Speaking of crazy cartoons, on this week’s episode we’ve got some new towel tech, a cup of yogurt, and some no-squeaking house lube – all of which you might see in a cartoon! The world of animation truly is awesome. As well as, the world we are living in, right now, as well.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Episode 433: It’s Not Just An Episode of YKS, It’s Something Else Nov 17, 2025

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What do you get when you cross a couple of crazy guys, one crazy website, and the crazy news in the world today? Well, let’s just say this…it makes for one crazy show. And YOU get to listen to it. Right here, right now. The only problem? At some point it will be over. But then? There’s always more YKS…not to mention YKS Premium! It’s an embarrassment of riches, and NOT just a regular embarrassment. And best of all, you can check it out right here, right now. The Donut Rebellion starts here…so tap to unlock calm. The Play Now button that, is! Right here, right now.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Miketober has ended…and Mikevember now begins! Nah. It’s normal stuff. But it’s pretty good I think. Laugh with us as we catch up on the StandUpShots Top 10! Only on YKS Premium.

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Episode 432: This Episode Is A Testament of God’s Favor Nov 10, 2025

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Last night I was trying to think of something to get mad about and I came up with “sometimes if you have a car that has a push button ignition it’s sort of hard to tell if it’s all the way on or just in accessory mode.” I know there’s a lot of bad stuff happening in the world, but I’m kind of embarrassed that I couldn’t come up with a slight inconvenience or weird interaction to ruminate on so intensely that it screwed up my night. The hell is going on. Let me try one more. It fuckin sucks…when you…fuckin…have to go to the bathroom…?? Fuck. I don’t know. I think I took too much naps lately or something. Anyway on this episode of the show we have nipple rings, nipple armor, and a button that hides your shame when getting intimate with internet explorer. Enjoy

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Miketober 666 comes to its thrilling conclusion…at some point! Plus bonus episodes of a decidedly less-spooky variety, on YKS Premium!

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Episode 431: I Am And Will Always Be Just Simply A Basball Player,My Tomb Stone Will Just Say. Baseball. Nov 03, 2025

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The only sponge you don’t have to fold! Cute pets always can't help us make hugging them. It all starts with a shift. And all the rest. They’re our friends, these little sayings. So we will ask to smell their balls on the set of our TV show and, I guess, still keep making the TV show. Oh well!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Miketober…the Freak’s Delight…Get your freak on right now, only at YKS Premium!

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Episode 430: Drunk Driving And Sucking On A Pickle Oct 27, 2025

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Engaging Episode Description Protocol C.R.A.Z.Y – Comedy wRiting And Zany…Yep! 10-4. Protocol fully engaged. Deploying tactical laugh gas and precision funny bone homing missiles. Target is median age 45 information technology administrator with generalized anxiety disorder and compulsion to eat spicy chips. Reports indicate this episode could be the one that turns it around for them. So let’s make it count, boys. On my mark. 3…2…1 (Steven Tyler voice) Just push play! Oh yeah!

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Episode 429: Starting Dialogue with Pants Oct 20, 2025

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Listen up. It’s the show. And, what’s more, this is the description of it.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Episode 428: Baby Bear Teddy The Cuddly Bear Oct 13, 2025

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There should be a way to just have a single ordinary thought and immediately have it translated into a physical manifestation of my misunderstanding of what “Art” is! And it should be RIGHT NOW because I have to go to the CAR DEALERSHIP later! Well, luckily, that seems to be the only problem American Capital is aiming to solve, beyond “make sure no one has jobs anymore”, which is also going VERY WELL! As maddening as that is, I think I’ll try to relax. Hand me my towel with a picture of an asshole on it, I’ll be in the backyard drinking a particular kind of malt beverage that is marketed to reinforce my particular neuroses. And oh yeah, wearing my (Howard Stern voice) CHRISTIAN THONG!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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