Stay ConnectedWelcome to the Women in Caskets Podcast where a pair of Austin, TX horror fans pick apart the movies, television shows, games and everything else that scares us.
Hosted by Jen Brown, voice actor from Red vs Blue, RWBY and DC Universe Online, and Dawn Humphrey, horror fan, desk jockey and avid social media junkie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Nick visits the cops. Santa has a chase scene. The buffledeer is missing. Missing buffledeer makes Dawn sad because that and the hope of an eventual zamboni are all that's holding her together at this point. Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the seventh day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. In this episode, the seventh day of the Santa's Slay Endurance Challenge, you can almost hear the part where Dawn breaks and beats her head against her keyboard. The jokes are THAT BAD. And they waste a perfectly good deli slicer. How do you waste a deli slicer in a horror movie? Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the sixth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Santa's Slay goes full Rankin-Bass for a "final" exposition dump and Dawn is elated. Still no zamboni, but hey! Stop-motion buffledeer! It's freaking adorable. Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the fifth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Santa goes to a strip club. Dawn's about as enthusiastic about it as you think she is. Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the fourth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Dawn was right! About something! She also avoids making a real obvious Welcome to Night Vale joke and continues to amuse her NSA big brother with her random google searching. Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the third day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. In this installment, Dawn's baffled by anachronisms, flummoxed by inconsistent lighting schemes, and completely unsurprised to find that Nick's Grandfather is both quirky and grandfatherly. As most of them are. Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
On the first day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: a very dead WASP-y family. On the second day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Join Dawn as she discovers the most Canadian of evil Santa backstories she never knew she always wanted, plays cliche character bingo, and finds an improbably reindeer stand-in. The recap of Santa's Slay continues! Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - https://millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - https://soundcloud.com/zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: www.womenincaskets.tumblr.com Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
It's that time of year again. That time where Dawn puts aside all expectations of quality, coherency, and decency and takes you on a tour of the worst holiday horror has to offer. This year, may we offer you the 2005 "classic," Santa's Slay. Dawn was equal parts amused, horrified and bored so let's bring on the holiday cheer and answer the question: What if Santa was really, actually, evil? Or, how many bad Christmas jokes can Dawn take before she cracks? Our Patreon is live! Come check us out at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets! Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music: Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - https://millstones.bandcamp.com/ Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - https://soundcloud.com/zach-gibson-4 Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: womenincaskets.tumblr.com We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
Once again, the Women In Caskets lost the Save Horror Halloween Madness much to the chagrin of the Women. The winner: Sean, of Miskatonic Musings. They also tip their hats to the wonderful crews of The Rants Macabre and The Girls In The Back Row, all of whom also beat Dawn and Jen. No, really, your hosts came in dead last. As punishment, Jen and Dawn spend an hour talking about Pizza Dogs, improbable strip clubs, and Hobo Mountain Magic Mike as they try and get through Rob Zombie's H2: Halloween 2. Logic and taste need not apply. In other news, we have launched our Patreon! Visit us at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets for more information. Posts will be going up there soon for sponsors and non-sponsors alike, so check us out. Thanks always to The Shape for the intro/outro music. "Love Hurts" cover by Nan Vernon Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: womenincaskets.tumblr.com We are now available in iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
Because so much has happened in the US since our last podcast, the Women In Caskets take some time before the regular podcast to get political. We understand that the current state of politics in the US may be triggering for some, so if you'd like to skip it, we discuss the presidential election and what you can do from timestamp 9:10 to 23:24 and again at the end of the podcast after the 1:42:00 mark. We hope you don't skip it as this is very important to us, but we understand. Additional information can be found on our website, in the show notes for this episode. Politics aside, Dawn and Jen had the wonderful opportunity to attend the screening of a locally-produced and filmed movie called The Last Girl Standing. It's a haunting character study of what happens to the final girl after the killing is done. It's got a LOT to say about trauma, coping mechanisms, and failure to deal with your demons and we have a lot to say about that. Also, we have launched our Patreon! Visit us at www.patreon.com/womenincaskets for more information. Thanks always to The Shape for the intro/outro music. Contact us at: podcast@womenincaskets.com Twitter: @womenincaskets Tumblr: womenincaskets.tumblr.com We are now available in iTunes Google Play and Stitcher! Please rate and review us there, we love to hear from you all.
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