Woke With Kids

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Ep 132 | Bombs over Baghdad, Puerto Rico Shakedown, Australia Burns... no worries, this is normal... Jan 12, 2020

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Yep, we're back again. Again.

- Trump assassinates Iranian general - Iran downs Ukranian civilian jet - Australia is on fire - Puerto Rico is all shook up - Taiwan is fighting the empire - Trump is trumping - Intersex is the new uncircumcised - Mike Tyson's kids don't date black people

Don't worry. This is normal.

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Ep 131 | Merry Impeachment and Happy New Election Year Dec 31, 2019

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Hey Kiddos, Mom and Dad are back with another episode to ring in the new year. Who knows when we'll be back, so make this one count!

But also, if you really want to convince us to make more episodes, leave a 5-star review on Apple Music and Spotify or send us a friendly email at wokewithkids@gmail.com.

Ep 84 | Rise of the Skywalker Review Dec 29, 2019

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You already know how huge Star Wars was for us as a story of one kid's stand against an impossibly evil empire. This one is all about Skywalker and the closing chapter of one our most beloved and controversial franchises. May the Force be with us on this one.

Bonus Episode: All-time Top 10 With Ben [Top 10 Songs about Trump] Dec 09, 2019

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

WWK: Want top 10 songs about Trump?

Nobody: Uh...

WWK: You're welcome.

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Why do we do this every year? Why do we feel the need to count down yet another volume of our favorite songs about liars, megalomaniacs, con-artists, racists, gluttons and puppets? Listen and find out. Thanks again to the incredibly astute and magnanimous Nyaze Vincent for his turn in the barrel, talking songs for you know who, and if you listen you'll know why.

Stream this playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6OCnt1dV5KUGJdBQdDJKRJ?si=iBHhShRDTe2pQnbR21s9RQ

Nyaze has new music out. Stream "All Fxxd Up" and "Clouds" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2406Z6qzW59SWaHRjZoCVg?si=cWd67yd8TcirJqj-hETgzA

The amazing Woke With Kids podcast featuring Nyaze and his partner in crime Mel is on a brief hiatus, but they'll be back. In the meantime if you want more Yaze, check out his spin off show We Come From Bad News: https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/we-come-from-bad-news/id1239213060

For further Trumpy pods, check out volumes 1-3 from the archives: https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-234-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-wmike-vanessa-axelsen/ https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-279-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-vol-2-wnina-jo-smith-rain-perry/ https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-333-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-volume-3-wcharley-t-rick-torres-of-dirtycakes/

Ep 82 | Kaepernick Gets a Job?, Hymen or Bust, and Black or Blue: The Movie! Nov 13, 2019

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The Bottom Line - Kap gets to work out in front of NFL Teams - White Woman body slammed in a parking lot after calling employees a Nigga - Good Times is Returning for a Live Holiday episode - Dean Martin's Daughter is upset with John Legend over his re-do of Baby Its Cold Outside

Main Topics TI is checking his daughter's vagina to ensure she is pure- Toxic masculinity as its finest - The many things wrong with this including going public - Messages this sends to his daughter and in general - What this says about who TI is as a man

Black and Blue Movie-- The Plight of the Black Cop. - The quandary of being a LOE while dealing with the realities of being of color - How the movie highlighted the unsung heroes of the police force

Ep 81 | Jesus Is Kanye, Rise of Skywalker Geek Talk, & Tyler Perry's Democratic Debate Oct 31, 2019

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On Episode 81 we discuss the new Kanye West release, Final Trailer for Rise of Skywalker, Tyler Perry hosting the Debates, Black Face Pumpkins causing issues for some in the culture and so much more! Good content to make your Hump Day less bumpy. Subscribe, Listen and Review.

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Not Ep 131 | The Democratic Debates & Atatiana Oct 16, 2019

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This isn't a real episode, it's just me, Dad, checking in. You good? Did you brush your teeth? Good. Well, let's talk about those debates for a sec, shall we? And then let's talk about why those debates matter.

We'll be back with full episodes soon! Write to wokewithkids@gmail.com if you miss us. Believe me, that's the only way Mel is going to do these more often!

Ep 130 | Democratic Playoffs Suck, 50 Shades of Gay, & OMG Look At Her Butt Sep 16, 2019

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Too many democrats

John Bolton decides enough is enough

Black girls can't swim... because of their butts

ACLU opposes banning child marriage... for reasons.

Felicity Huffman is sentenced to a slap on the purse.

And Paul Mooney's sons both say their dad definitely didn't do bad things Richard Pryor's then teenage son. So that settles that. That's something we never have to bring up again.

Oh and there's no gay gene, so you won't ever be able to screen kids for their orientation. Love is always going to be an individual choice.

(Bonus Network Content) Ep 75 | A$AP Free, Jay-Z Faces Reasonable Doubt, & Return 2 Zamunda Aug 17, 2019

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Episode 75 | We Come From Bad News

Bottom Line (Trending Topics) · ASAP Rocky finally free but found guilty in Sweden. · Angela Bassett turns 61 · Toni Morrison passes

Main Topics

Jay Z facing Reasonable Doubt from some of the public about his new Partnership with the NFL · Do you think this helps or hurts the overall cause around Social Awareness for People of Color? · How do we see this playing out based upon what we know currently? · Does this make sense in the long/short run · What do we expect the NFL to do within this partnership?

Coming to America- The Rise of Zumunda · Do we think this movie will still have the same magic as the original? · What direction do we see this going in as far as plot? · If it isn’t as good as the first does it tarnish the legacy Eddie Murphy?

What’s next for Kap- Life after the Nike sponsored Kneeling.

Subscribe and review on all podcasting platforms. Thanks ya'll.

All music (C) Nyaze Vincent 2019

Ep 129 | Terrorism Made in the USA, Jeffrey Epstein's Infuriating Escape, & Toni Morrison Transcends Physical Universe Aug 14, 2019

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Terrorism Made in the USA, Jeffrey Epstein's Infuriating Escape, & Toni Morrison Transcends Physical Universe.

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