Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Latest Episodes:

Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea) Dec 28, 2018

Show notes

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment"

Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Dating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster) Dec 21, 2018

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"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet"

Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her.

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Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt) Dec 14, 2018

Show notes

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend."

Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby GenuisesPodcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn) Dec 07, 2018

Show notes

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt."

Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused.

Check out the New Negroes show on Comedy Central in 2019!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski) Nov 30, 2018

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Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance.

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Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead) Nov 23, 2018

Show notes

"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"

Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble) Nov 16, 2018

Show notes

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."

Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk) Nov 09, 2018

Show notes

"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me"

Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. Oops! Also, Nicole's sister's eHarmony account has been hacked with photos of white women. The internet is straight up crazy.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer) Nov 02, 2018

Show notes

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman."

Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

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Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe) Oct 26, 2018

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"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy"

Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

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