Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Drugs & Dogs (w/ Eric Edelstein) Feb 07, 2020

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'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo".

Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth.

Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to workout, is it okay to date your ex-bf's ex-bf, and more! This was recorded live in San Francisco.

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Setting 2020 Resolutions (w/ Kevin T. Porter) Jan 31, 2020

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Podcast pro Kevin Porter (Host of Inside Voices, Good Christian Fun, and Gilmore Guyspodcast) helps Nicole set some 2020 dating goals - starting with deleting her Raya app. They also identify her negative loops to break, and have an education rundown on managing the iPhone's hidden app subscriptions. Plus, Nicole realizes she has no straight guy friends.

Want to learn more about Nicole's podcasting process? Check out her interview on Inside Voices.

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Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards) Jan 24, 2020

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Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole.

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Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne) Jan 17, 2020

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"He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement"

Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships.

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Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer) Jan 10, 2020

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Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life.

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Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp) Jan 03, 2020

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Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her.

Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with.

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Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes) Dec 27, 2019

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Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault.

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Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael) Dec 20, 2019

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Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.

They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.

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Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings) Dec 13, 2019

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"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure."

Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men.

Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians.

Check out Whitney's new podcast: Good for You Whitney Cummings. You can watch Nicole's episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbfBPkuQww

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Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser) Dec 06, 2019

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Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer.

Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle.

Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass.

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