Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Latest Episodes:

Dating a Groupie (w/ Steph Tolev) Feb 17, 2023

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Comedian Steph Tolev joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to date a groupie, getting matching tattoos with her partners, her experience dating a 60 year old, and shares SOOO many crazy awful dating stories. Plus, is it weird if your parent keeps in touch with your ex? The answer is YES.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

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Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Having Sex On-Camera (w/ Jordan Firstman) Feb 10, 2023

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Comedian Jordan Firstman (Big Mouth, Ms. Marvel) joins Nicole to talk about his experience being involved in a threesome where everyone had COVID, having real sex on-camera for a movie, and finding love in Berlin after a drug-fueled bender. Plus, Nicole shares why sucking dick is so joyful.

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussion of homophobia, including some strong language, such as the F word.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Celibate for 18 Years (w/ Debra DiGiovanni) Feb 03, 2023

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Comedian Debra DiGiovanni joins Nicole to discuss her experience being single and celibate for 18 years, importing her current boyfriend, and shares what it was like to date a feeder.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Nicole's Boyfriend Speaks His Truth (w/ Dan Black) Jan 27, 2023

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In January, Nicole shocked the world with an Instagram post announcing her relationship with comedian Dan Black. On this episode, Dan joins Nicole to respond to some of the comments they've received about their relationship, discuss their kinks, and reflect on their decision to hard launch the relationship.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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The Sex Lives of Artists (w/ Ilia Isorelýs Paulino) Jan 20, 2023

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Actress Ilia Isorelýs Paulino (The Sex Lives of College Girls) joins Nicole to chat about her sex life at Yale, being 6′2, growing up brainwashed by her pastor dad, and Curvy Wife Guy's new rap career.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Pandemic Divorce (w/ Punkie Johnson) Jan 13, 2023

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Comedian Punkie Johnson (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss how the pandemic lead to her divorce, learning to love her partner's ugly feet, and tiddy pain. Nicole reports on the unhappy couples she witnessed while in the Bahamas.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stories from Nicole's Road Dog (w/ Christi Chiello) Jan 06, 2023

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Comedian and Nicole's opener Christi Chiello joins the podcast to discuss having 5 of her ex-boyfriends come out as gay, why theatre kids are so horny, and crazy stories from touring together. Nicole reminisces about the time she fell down a man's staircase.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Living Your Hoe Phase (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka) Dec 30, 2022

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Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka returns! She chats with Nicole about dating her community college teacher for 7 years, exploring the world of swing parties, and discusses whether hoe phases are overrated.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eloping on Christmas (w/ Manila Luzon) Dec 23, 2022

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Drag queen legend Manila Luzon (Drag Race S3, All-Stars 1 & 4, Drag Den) joins Nicole to discuss her Christmas Eve eloping in Las Vegas, dating after mourning the loss of her boyfriend Sahara Davenport, and some of the most iconic moments from her seasons of Drag Race.

For more drag queen interviews, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let's Talk About The Bag Dress (w/ LaLa Ri) Dec 16, 2022

Show notes

On Drag Race, Nicole guest judged one of the most iconic outfits in franchise history - LaLa Ri's gift bag dress. Today, Nicole finally sits down with the queen to express her thoughts that never made it to air. LaLa introduces Nicole to BLK, a Black version of Tinder, and shares the crazy sexual requests she gets from fans on Grindr. Nicole goes to the LA Auto Show for some dick.

Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.

For more drag queen interviews, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag

Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Merch: podswag.com/dateme

Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.