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Hemorrhoids & What To Do About Them Jan 05, 2023

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In this week’s episode, Jesse has a hemorrhoid and Kevin helps coach him through his recovery. With Jon out for the day Jesse has been doing nothing but getting high before the show. Kevin’s kids once again get in the way of his alone time with his wife.

More child raising tips from the Herrera and Viola households. We learn how important it is to talk through your problems and ask for help. Kevin shares his crazy quirks of weird faces to opening and closing his front door nonstop. Jesse talks about how he almost accidentally shot Jon’s gym training partner the other morning.

Kevin admits his ability to not be able to cry and then he cried on New Years Eve. Kurt flexes his roots by revealing he knows who Angie Martinez is. We relive the fateful night where Jon was pushed to go sober and lose 177 pounds in 5 months.

Happy New Year!!!

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True Life: We Litter & Wear Tighty Whities Dec 29, 2022

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Welcome to the last episode of 2022! We did it! The guys open up with a deep dive into their sock and underwear habits. Take a guess which one of us still wears little boy briefs? We then debate the features and benefits of different forms of contraceptive. Kevin’s heritage ensures his sperm are immune to most forms of birth control. More vasectomy talk since it’s been a few weeks. Kurt lashes out at everyone trying to stay hydrated with environmentally friendly bottles. Jesse and Kevin confess they are litterbugs and regularly urinate in public. Kevin’s latest Only Raising King’s video brought out the haters and he shares some of the DM’s with his responses. Jon eats an entire bag of popcorn and almost has a heart attack mid episode. The guys react to Theo Vonn’s appearance on BFF pod with Brianna’s cold reaction to him. Deep debate of Brazilian Butt Lifts happens. Everyone shares proposed New Year’s resolutions for Kurt. The sports portion of the episode breaks down the World Cup and Ronaldo’s ex-girlfriends. Kevin’s kid’s teachers are in for a surprise this holiday season when they get their gifts. Everyone airs their gripes with retail establishments and the demand for tips at the register. Happy New Year and everyone hit Kevin’s DMs with on NYE to wish him a happy birthday!

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All We Want For Christmas Is... MORE SUBSCRIBERS Dec 22, 2022

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Welcome to this very special holiday episode of The Lunchroom. In true seasonal fashion we start off by talking about if the The Game's manhood is enhanced, ponder if our lives would be different if we were blessed with larger appendages, debate how most threesomes are initiated, and share our general overall feelings on the virtues of naked body sushi.

The holiday portion of the show reveals the time Kurt lit his Elf on The Shelf on fire, Kevin's kids different feelings towards their Elf on The Shelf, and how Jesse found out the true meaning of Christmas.

We wrap up with a plea to the fans to subscribe on all channels and share how we like to be taken care of when we're sick.

Thanks so much for checking us out and welcome to all of our new subscribers!

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The Great Debate: Do Braids Look Good On Guys? Dec 15, 2022

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Kevin reminisces on the time he had braids and shares a photo from his youth when his ears were pierced. On this week’s mens health segment the guys discuss the qualifications of an urgent care versus the qualifications of a regular doctor with a bonus segment on how much contacts and glasses cost. Jesse reacts to learning that Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports has started his own watch brand.

More Kanye content as he becomes the first guest to make Alex Jones, Chase Bank & Donald Trump blush. The guys share their love for the job Elon Musk is doing at Twitter. Jon expresses his love for the one Khardasian sister that hasn’t had a child yet. We break down the fashion sense of Harry Styles and Bad Bunny. Kevin comes out and declares his proclamation that no matter how famous he gets he’ll never wear a dress.

Kevin shares the story of buying his wife an engagement ring and how he proposed. We ponder the “theoretical” scenarios of what life would be like if our wives took us for everything and bailed. Kurt promotes the novel he wrote which we will leave the link to below.

Kurt's Book on Amazon - Purchase Here

Kevin talks about his recent trip to the New York Islander game with his family. For those that don’t know that’s hockey. KEVIN'S MOM CALLS IN TO END THE SHOW!!!

See you next week when we drop our first ever Christmas episode… maybe.
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Stank Breath & Morning Sex Dec 08, 2022

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Kevin gets emasculated by his kids Indian doctor who will only speak with his wife. Kurt gets a promotion at his day job but refuses to yell at anyone. Jesse comes after unions in the small to medium sized business world. Both Kevin & Jesse reveal their sleeping habits that include body pillows. We discuss the sometimes surprising strength of women and shout-out the ladies of the jiu-jitsu world. Plans are discussed for Kev’s birthday celebration and he shares trauma of everyone celebrating the end of his special day. Jon & Kurt get schooled on how to conceal a blade on their persons. Kevin shares the times he was accused of insurance fraud and stealing quarter waters as a kid. See yas all next week!

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Kev's Comedy Show Recap, Kurt Gets A Mic, Jesse & Jon Are Doing Shrooms In Montauk Dec 01, 2022

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Welcome to the first episode of The Lunchroom since Kevin became a successful stand up comedian. Jesse and Jon celebrate Kevin's comedy debut by bailing on the show and going on a company retreat to Montauk, NY with a big bag of mushrooms. Kevin and Kurt hold down the fort by recapping the big night and making fun of the others for their spiritual company retreat. Also.... Kurt gets a microphone! For now. See you all next week!

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Thanksgiving Holiday Weekend Mix Tape Vol 1 Nov 25, 2022

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This week we are hitting you with a new snippet of Thanksgiving memories paired with some hernia talk before hitting you with the first ever Holiday Mix Tape Vol 1 edition of The Lunchroom. We are extremely grateful and thankful for all of you and hope everyone has a happy holiday weekend 💋💋💋

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Lessons Of Love & Kevin’s First Time With His Wife Nov 17, 2022

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Kevin get’s his teeth whitened and takes us along for the painful procedure. Jon continues his strange infatuation with Kevin’s wife which causes him to share the story of the first time they were together. You won’t believe the story. It includes child neglect, grand theft auto, and a fast endings. The crew breaks down the anatomy of Indian men. We discuss the different sizes and styles of condoms. Jesse shares the time he MISTAKENLY delivered a penis pump which let him down a jelqing rabbit hole. We dig into the benefits and frequency needed of shaving your man region. Kevin shares how he puts his kids out in the yard when he wants to be alone with his wife. Kurt remembers the time he went cross country in a similar car as a fugitive was using and the police were looking for. Beware of Jon if you are a female out running early in the morning. What’s with the serial killer obsession these days? In our Hollywood/Entertainment Tonight update: Kevin is deep into The Handmade’s Tale, Kurt’s into Cannibals, Jesse is contemplating all the gun use in movies, and Jon want’s pizza. Finally we share what we would be doing if we found out we had 24 hours to live. Thanks for watching!

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Has Your Doctor Ever Gave You A SPECIAL Grip Strength Test? Nov 10, 2022

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We are shaking off the Halloween candy hangover and back for your weekly dose of The Lunchroom.
We start off by breaking down the anatomy of both a public and private fight between a married couple with stories from the whole crew. Kevin shares the full story of the time him and his wife got tattooed by a Hell’s Angel. It’s revealed how much we all love potato chips. Kurt dishes the cigarette brands he chooses when he can’t find his normal brand.
In this week’s version of doctor visits from the team of The Lunchroom, Kevin recounts his latest trip for a check up where he was excited to learn his grip strength is through the roof. Another talented hip-hop artist has been tragically gunned down so we ask the age old question of why not just stay home.
Have you ever wondered the percentage of women who are satisfied each time they are with a partner? Us neither but we look up and discuss the stats anyway.
We wrap it up with a lesson from Kevin on how to buy your Timbs a size to small so you don’t have lace them and can still run away from a situation should you need to 👀
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