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Patreon Preview: I push until I'm sweating... Mar 06, 2023

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What's Your Morning Routine? Mar 02, 2023

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Welcome to The Lunchroom!!! Jesse is out of surgery and he's back without a pain pill addiction but messed up from having too many rainbow cookies.

The show opens with the guys reaction to a negative one star review of the podcast on Apple. Everyone is fired up and coming for this unnamed reviewer. He's confused with where we are from and pegs us as being from Staten Island. The guys are united in their hatred for New York's forgotten borough.

Jon is curious about how the belt systems in karate and jiu-jitsu work. Kevin shares his morning routine which leads to a deep dive into the mysteries of morning wood. Kurt's morning routine involves getting a Brazilian from an Indian guy. Kurt had a party that involved beer and gambling but didn't think to invite Kevin.

Kevin tries to help Jesse with advice on how to operate with only one hand. From driving to wiping to alone time he's got all the answers. We discover that driving with a sling is technically illegal. Jesse pukes into the microphone.

Kurt and Kevin are all up on the recent train derailments and alien invasions. Jon uncovers that the people of England are using getting abducted by aliens as an excuse to get out of work. Kevin's ready for his abduction and for the aliens to experiment on giving him a larger piece of manhood.

We shame more of our Patreon members into renewing their subscriptions and not pay their rent. The guys ponder the concept of having sexual relations on a train or on a plane.

Kevin is preparing for his show in Boston and breaks down the rest of the cities he's visiting over the next few months. We determine wether or not Kurt is a Miami guy.

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Patreon Preview: Nikkita is ultra curious about the Patreon... Feb 27, 2023

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What Do You Mean, "You People"? Feb 23, 2023

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Welcome to a Sunday morning edition of The Lunchroom!!!

With Jesse's impending shoulder surgery the guys are forced to film on the weekend and the vibes are just different. Kurt was busy at a dance recital and Kevin opens up discussing why everyone is worried about Post Malone.

Jesse shares his love for The Wolf of Wall Street and all the crazy characters. Kevin opens up about his favorite parts and how Jordan Belfort reminds him of his cousin Danny. The guys discuss how intense that 80's-90's wall street culture changed the world and resulted in a lot of people being taken advantage of.

Kevin has been working on hard on his subscription vlog(go subscribe!) on his Only Raising Kings instagram and talks about his frustration with getting a video taken down for a song playing in the background in his car. With Kurt not in the room we take the opportunity to talk shit about him and his editing skills.

Jesse is getting ready(freaking out) for surgery and Kevin shares tips on how to prepare and recover properly. Jon has a run in with the law while trying to jump start his car that results in a funny story that's borderline racist. It all leads to a discussion about nail saloons, massage parlors, and milking.

We spend the remainder of the episode giving our reviews of what we've been watching including Gunther's Millions, You, Eat The Rich, Smoke Box and The Last Of Us. The guys 100% agree on the movie You People.

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It's The End Of The World As We Know It Feb 16, 2023

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Welcome to another week here in The Lunchroom!!! And weeeee are backkkkkk!!!!

The guys jump right into it and discuss the relationship between gay people, transgender people, and kids who want identify as cats. Kevin breaks down how celebrities and comedians can become out of touch as they get more famous with what regular people can relate and respond to.

Kurt fills us in on everything he knows about killing prostitutes and dropping them off by the beaches on the south shore of Long Island. He knows an odd amount of useful information related to the Gilgo Beach hooker murders.

Kevin declares his hatred for the beach and Jesse declares he can only tolerate the beach from the middle of the ocean on his yacht as he ridicules the civilians on the shore. Jon reminisces about the time they went out on Jesse's boat and it immediately died in the bay only to be saved by another fellow drunk boater.

The infamous rogue weather balloon from that big country on the other side of the wold that was making its way across the county before being shot down created a bunch of memes and sparks a discussion about politics and TikTok for the crew.

Jon changed his headlight the past week which qualifies as the manliest thing he's done in a long time. The guys discuss the things they do that are manly or how they "call the guy" to get those things done.

Kevin & Jesse discuss their theoretical preparedness for the end of the world. Jesse would instantly start killing people and Kevin has all of the chemicals needed to make sure his human waste is taken care of. In the end all you'll need is a crew, leadership skills, and an assault rifle.

Jesse and Jon school Kevin on the new HBO show "The Last Of Us" and then we're back to doomsday prepping. Kevin shares his plan with an assembled crew of psychos. Jon puts the thought in his head that his crew might be plotting against him.

We close out with learnings from this years Grammys. Sam Smith was the devil. Harry Styles wore some weird shit. All of the clothes were crazy. Fat Joe is not as fat anymore. Kurt doesn't know who Bad Bunny is.

The show closes out with our favorite slang terms for breasts. See you all next week!!!

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Big Money Flow & Big Man Energy Feb 09, 2023

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Welcome to another week here in The Lunchroom!!!

The crew over open up by taste testing some hot duck sauce from the team over at Angry Duck which leads to a conversation about Asian slang names for different products - AH SOOO! 🦆🔥 Angry Duck Sauce - https://angryducksauce.co/

Kevin's wife is now unemployed after her job gets wrapped up in some nasty financial trouble that she had nothing to do with 😉. The guys discuss how they would react if out of nowhere their wives left them.

Kevin shares the secret perks he knows Apple CEO Tim Cook gets from other male employees. Jon throws out the idea of having a female cohost from time to time. We are now accepting applications.

Kurt is once again the target for a makeover as the guys hammer him for wardrobe and appearance. We reminisce about college and how racially divided the schools of New York State are. Kevin's new subscription platform on Instagram is going well. Kurt and Jon have both subscribed for the .99 cents. Jesse's holding out for the Black Friday deal.

Jesse posts a picture of his wife in the bathing suit and the guys provide him with the worst case scenario of what could have happened with that. Kevin breaks down the psychology of Jesse's posts from his weekend in Montauk.

We discuss the business of Only Fans and how it's evolved into a monster business not just for the creators but also for people supporting the creators. Lady pimps!!! What would happen if your daughter came to you and told you she was making money on OF? Kevin reacts to Jesse bringing up the story he recently read where women's favorite type of adult content is good girls trying to tame bad guys.

Dave Portnoy has had enough of his girlfriend Sylvana having a beat up car and washing it herself so he buys her a G Wagon. Jesse thinks that if the story is true that she's washing her own car he needs to marry her.

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That's Not The Stranger! Feb 02, 2023

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Welcome to another week here in The Lunchroom.

Kevin has a new vlog series on his Instagram(go subscribe!) and the show opens up with a deep dive into the lighting in his house. Jesse has found out he has to go into surgery and we help him figure out he can pleasure himself without the use of his right arm/hand. Kevin shares his midnight snack of choice which leads to a discussion of our sleep patterns & morning routines.

Is there anything worse than a noisy house filled with dogs and kids? What's worse is when kids are home sick or they puke at school with :15 minutes left in the day like Kurts. The guys discuss having additional kids and what's the right number of kids to have. For Jon that number is zero.

Jon shares excerpt from Will Smith's book where he explains the level of his importance of the people in his life. We discuss the reality of trying to have a normal life in Hollywood or as a celebrity. Kurt opens up about his relationship and the inadequacies of his ability to be a handyman. Him and his wife are now communicating through email.

It's tax season so the crew share their tips and history of being audited. Kevin shares he's not the best at saving money and he likes to live above his means. Kurt & Kevin share all of their life hacks and financial secrets. Kevin reveals he only shops organic from Whole Foods. Kurt buys his eggs from Dollar Tree.

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Death Is Around The Corner Jan 26, 2023

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We open up the show with Jesse expressing his hatred for actors and creators. He quickly clarifies he just means people are full of shit. Kevin proclaims he will never become one of those stuffy Hollywood monsters who lost touch of where they came from.

The crew discuss chain restaurants and the perception of which ones are nicer than the others. The Outback vs. Applebee's vs. Ruth's Chris. Kurt hates Italian food and The Olive Garden.

Jesse shares the play by play of his latest injury - a separated shoulder. Jon adds in his perspective as he watched from the sidelines and cracked jokes with the EMTs. Kevin, shockingly, was genuinely concerned about Jesse but eventually comes around to making fun of him - STAY TUNED FOR THE END TO SEE JESSE'S VIDEO FROM THE HOSPITAL BED.

Kevin's son is getting extorted in school from a girl who is asking him for gift cards for her birthday. The guys talk about how kid's birthday parties have evolved.

We put a bow on Dana White's domestic abuse situation and share some of the responses we received in our comments and DMs. They weren't what we expected. Jon still hates Dana White and thinks the slap was a publicity stunt to promote his new slap boxing venture.

Kevin's son gets upset at the thought of his parents dying and they try to figure out where these thoughts are coming from. Jesse and Kurt's kids are making inappropriate art. Jon still has no kids and enjoys the conversation judging from the sidelines.

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Welcome To Our Mushroom Party Jan 19, 2023

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The show opens without Kurt who was running late due to "regular job" issues. We discuss the difference between working guy stress and business owner stress.

Kevin and Jon make an executive decision to not let Jesse eat Wing Stop wings on the show because they both can't stand listening to other people chew. Kurt comes in and attacks Kevin's wardrobe instantly.

We react to the classic Mike Tyson clip of him verbally abusing a reporter at one of his fight conferences. Kevin reveals when he gets his best ideas... while he's asleep.

Jon & Jesse recap the mushroom party in Montauk from a few weeks back. Kevin asks Jon to lead him through a spiritual psychedelic journey. He then recounts the time him and his wife would spend early mornings partying at Neptune's in the Hamptons.

Jesse tops Kevin by telling a story about drinking scotch on the beach in the DR at 7am. Wing Stop break sponsored by our Patreon page.

Kevin is back from his second stand up show and reveals he's been getting hate from other comedians. Jesse & Jon have a new podcast where they discussed the meaning of the term "Rizz God". Kurt has a white man moment.

Jesse cuts the episode short so he could go watch his kid's wrestling practice 💋💋

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How Not To Spend New Year's Eve In Cabo Jan 12, 2023

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We open by discussing Dana White’s domestic abuse viral video from New Year’s in Cabo. If it’s happening in public do you think it’s happening in private? The conversation turns to the percentage of domestic abuse cases are the man being physically abused by the woman 🥊

We learn that Jesse didn’t spend the prime years of his life watching disturbing internet videos like Kevin and the rest of the guys 🎸

Kevin recaps his New Year’s Eve and surprise birthday party at his cousin’s house. The crew discuss how they handle making small talk with their neighbors. Somehow that turns into a chat about mail order brides, flesh lights, VR adult content, and rubber dolls 🤷‍♂️

The age old question comes up if you catch your wife having fun with a robot is it cheating? Is it cheating if the robot looks like you and has the same name? More talk about the Patreon that recently launched and just how far can we take it on there. 🤖

Jesse skips out on jury duty and the guys share their tips on getting out of it with the audience. Kurt, however, is actively petitioning to be lead juror because his favorite show is Law & Order 👩🏻‍⚖️

Kevin & Jesse end the show with their weird ticks, crazy eyes and mouth noises 👀💋

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