Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

Latest Episodes:

377 - 10th Anniversary Breakthrough Sep 24, 2026

Show notes

It has been 10 years since I began my investigation into McDonald's Pizza and related matters such as whatever happened to it, etc. And despite having spent such a short amount of time looking into the issue, I may have already discovered some information about a 1994 lawsuit that could "crack" the case "wide open".

376 - A Windfall Sep 18, 2025

Show notes

After working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids.

375 - Forgiving Satan Jul 31, 2025

Show notes

In a follow-up to last week's episode, I question my favorite prayer hotline about why they hung up on me for asking if God and Satan could "bury the hatchet" and allow Devil-worshippers into Heaven.

374 - RIPizza, Ozzy Osbourne Jul 26, 2025

Show notes

I would like to induct the pioneering pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my celebrity hall of fame, but hesitate to do so on account of he worshipped Satan. Can I solve this problem by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil?

373 - McPizza Bites Jul 19, 2025

Show notes

Our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu.

372 - Pool Boy Jul 10, 2025

Show notes

After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living situation with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion.

371 - Slop May 13, 2025

Show notes

My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video.

370 - College of Cardinals Apr 28, 2025

Show notes

I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's potential competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial.

369 - Farewell, The Pope Apr 24, 2025

Show notes

I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest.

368 - A Special Announcement / Notice Apr 21, 2025

Show notes

After careful consideration of various crimes committed by the United States presidential administration, and with my role as a citizen as well as an award-pending investigative journalist in mind, I make a special announcement / notice re: a citizen's arrest.

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected