Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

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297 - Understanding Fan Fiction Jun 27, 2023

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I attempt to understand a piece of McDonald's Pizza fan fiction involving characters from a popular "Japanimation" program.

296 - Green Gut Powder Jun 22, 2023

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In the wake of the total collapse of the podcast advertising market, I seek a sponsorship from a popular purveyor of green gut powder. But when I try a sample mixed with a limited edition Grimace's birthday McDonald's milkshake, the results are less than ideal.

295 - What is a Soul? Jun 14, 2023

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A Silicon Valley startup using robot labor to make pizzas has shut down. Before I purchase the automotons for my own uses (bringing back McDonald's Pizza), I consult with a spiritual advisor to answer the question of whether these automoton workers possess human souls.

294 - Peering Into the Future Jun 01, 2023

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Because I have to prerecord this week's episode due to my recovery from major oral surgery, I employ the awesome powers of a psychic practitioner to help me make sure I do not miss any upcoming events.

293 - Securing the Legacy of Willow 2 May 25, 2023

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As I prepare to undergo potentially fatal oral surgery, I arrange for my Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time documents to be displayed in one of the most sacred shrines to Hollywood royalty.

292 - Coping with New York Times Audio May 19, 2023

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The local New York-area newspaper called The New York Times has released a new audio application that has dire consequences for one of my elderly sub-contractors.

291 - Ending Child Labor at McDonald's May 11, 2023

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I reveal my plan to deincentivize child labor violations at McDonald's by teaching children the Good News about McDonald's Pizza while they are still living inside a human womb.

290 - Season 2 of Pizzaply Media's "Evidence File" Premieres May 01, 2023

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In this special presentation of the season 2 premiere of Pizzaply Media's hit true crime podcast "Evidence File", the new anonymous Australian host explores the murder of the former anonymous Australian host.

289 - Miniature Witness Protection Program Apr 25, 2023

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After a round of high-level corporate layoffs, I enroll all "whistle-blowing" former executives in my miniature witness protection program.

Episode 288 - Live from Boston College Apr 06, 2023

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A special presentation of my educational lecture delivered live at Boston College (one of the Boston colleges).