Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

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347 - Assembling a Uniform Oct 01, 2024

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In preparation for my upcoming role as United States Pizza Czar, I assemble a uniform with the help of Brooks Brothers and the fine folks at Gorilla Glue.

346 - Moles Sep 27, 2024

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While investigating the ongoing case of whether Kamala Harris really worked at McDonald's, I unfortunately break a cardinal rule of journalism by sending a source my nudes.

345 - An End to Violence Sep 17, 2024

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I give God Ben-David one more chance to answer my prayers by pleading with Him to remove violence from the hearts of humanity before I become a major political figure.

344 - Resume Help Aug 31, 2024

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I investigate reports that Kamala Harris did not, in fact, work at McDonald's. In the process, I update my resume.

343 - Journalist No More? Aug 27, 2024

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In light of recent McDonald's-related developments in presidential politics, I consider giving up my status as a journalist to become a government lackey.

342 - Vice Presidential Service Aug 19, 2024

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While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast food chain owned and operated by nearly six guys.

341 - Mea Culpa Jul 31, 2024

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While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza matter, I suffer an embarrassing accident for which I must extend a sincere mea culpa.

340 - Neck Noodle Jul 25, 2024

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After a Hawaiian Breeze-scented oil explosion forces me to take several baths, my fingers become so pruny that my home security is put at risk.

339 - Medical Update Jul 12, 2024

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After last week's electrocution incident, I update the Glade Plugins medical department on my recent doctor's visit and receive some startling disinformation vis-à-vis which of their products is safe to heat up on the stove.

338 - Cease and Desist Jul 01, 2024

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My award-pending investigative series Sériàlle comes to an abrupt end, when I am threatened with legal action by a major local New York newspaper.

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