What A Time To Be Alive

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#454 Garçon Sans Honneur Sep 28, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a tarantula owner who tried to get her pet laid, how Samsung smart food owners had their fridges bricked, a raccoon boot camp in Mississippi for abandoned kits, how Gen Z'ers solved the mystery of NPR's weird Spotify comments, and why someone left hundreds of 'Wedding Crashers' DVD's in a little free library

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#453 Dreadnought: Horse Of Hate (w/ Jeremy Kaplowitz) Sep 21, 2026

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Folks, Jeremy Kaplowitz returns on this week's all new episode where we hear about a kid who spent $118k on YouTube Minecraft ads, a dog who tried to play with a burglar, how microscopic amounts of alien tech may be on the moon, just how big the world's biggest horse is, & the comedian who was busted for theft off of his stand up footage

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#452 Could Have Just Said That Sep 14, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a "ghost potion" that required a hazmat team, how scientists discovered raccoon's making toys out of trash, how human poop is being used to make stronger concrete, Japan's new utility pole inspection mobile game, and the new smart underwear that can measure how much you fart per day

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#451 Jibbit In Every Hole Sep 07, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a mysterious island that appeared and disappeared, an 11,000 year old statue of a man riding a leopard that was unearthed, why a group of chimpanzees have been throwing rocks at the same tree for over a decade, why the Japanese are being warned not to rearrange paramedics shoes when they enter a home, and the new very expensive toothbrush that films the inside of your mouth as you brush

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#450 The Kingpin Aug 31, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about mysterious loves of bread being left on Japanese roads, the fake 49ers player who scammed women out of $1.3m, how 1,800 people sre dragging a 360 ton castle in Japan, the shirtless man who failed to heave $12,000 worth of drugs over a prison wall, and the silent roller coaster at Universal that is annoying the neighbors

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#449 To Not Rescusinate Aug 24, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about construction workers finding a $10 million gold stash, how the North American raccoon was introduced to Germany, why McDonalds has tons of intel on their repeat customers, the Amazon delivery drone that dumped a package into a pool, and the man who had to be rescued from the hole he dug at the beach

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#448 Heeding The Honk Aug 17, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a boy unexpectedly catching a piranha in a lake, the uncovered remains of the first person to die from a trebuchet, a goose who alerted a family that their barn was on fire, a flight that was cancelled when a child refused to be seated, and the NYC home that shares the same address as Peter Parker

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#447 Who Line? Aug 10, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about wandering capybaras interrupting legislative sessions in Brazil, a director who sent anonymous threats to get out of a musical, a 162 year-old bottle of Guinness that was unearthed, a hamster wheel that was connected to the Strava app, and a nude steakhouse that has opened in Florida

BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#446 CAR • FAN Aug 03, 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an elderly woman who received a license plate with a vulgart message, the new way Australians are preventing kangaroo related car accidents, how two different deer crashed into different businesses at the same time, how a bear got stuck in an SUV overnight, and why Ryanair is barely compensating a passenger who was sucked out a plane window

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod

#445 Let Them Dam (w/ Matt Koff) Jul 27, 2026

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Folks, Matt Koff joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about an ancient Shaman who turned out to be a woman, why drivers are still driving on a bridge that collapsed years ago, a beaver who escaped from a farm in order to find a mate, a grandmother who won a law change to serve liquor in a nursing home, and the discovery of an all new monkey

Check out Matt's all new special 'Cat Man' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM0HsAzDQjg

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@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod