We Got The Chocolates

257. The Ultimate Slapper Nov 20, 2024

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get half a voice memo, a great Trivia game and a new Friend of the Show all within this episode. Oh and ChatGPT has written a diss track back at Gode! Here is what we covered:

Skin's BBQ
Deckchair Moments
Songs that Slap
Not so Breaking News
Chad Claps Back
You're a Quizzard Gode

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256. The Joe-Daddy Awards Nov 13, 2024

Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in Fictionary but most importantly... create the greatest podcasting award ever known.

Here is how it things went:

Celebrity Drama
The Number Plate Game
Lyric Substitut-Skin
Golfing Press Conference
Fictionary

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255. Mandy Lifeboats Nov 06, 2024

Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the funniest nicknames we have had sent in! With the US election happening this week Skin wanted to go through some Real or Fake pledges that politicians have made across history. Are they real or did Skin write them? Who knows. The categories game at the end even reveals that Skin has a crippling fear of Swordfish! Here is how it went:

Carpooling 101
Nicknames
Real or Fake Campaign Promises
New Licence
Categories

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254. The Baby is Yours Oct 29, 2024

Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough at the time and tried a new game! Footage of Skin being run out has gone viral and we come to a staggering realisation about the pogs. Here is what you are in for:

Birthing & Cricket
Listen to the Chocs
Must or Dust
Under-appreciated Achievements
Namestorm
Finish the Lyrics

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253. The PILLOW TALK Women Want! Oct 23, 2024

Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of the biggest mistakes people have made whilst at work. We get Megan on the phone this week to talk about her and her partner Jordan's anniversary gift. Skin and Leighthal went to Moto GP and were on the grid pre race! Lastly, Mickus ran a 100km race this past weekend and the boys want the low down on everything that happened, Mickus has some insane stories from his run!

00:50 Leigh and Skins Cricket Highlights

05:30 Jokes of the Week

08:55 Workplace Mishaps

16:35 Anniversary Gift

26:15 How the Hell Did We Get Here?

31:10 Mickus Ran 100km!

35:10 Spelling Bee

44:15 You're in for an X

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252. Sorry Wrong Number Oct 16, 2024

Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also had a mare this week when watching the show Wicked, he got half way through and then realised that the show is based on a pretty popular film. Skin presents some of the funniest wrong number text messages to the boys, one of them was too much for him to read though! Gode thinks it might be time for Leigh to call stumps on his cricket career. We have some more amazing nicknames for you and may have found our absolute favourite! Here's how it went...

01:20 A Magic Show

06:00 Listen to the Chocs

09:25 Wrong Number Sorry

16:05 Cricket is a Good Game

22:25 Nicknames

29:00 The Age Gauge

37:00 You're in for an X

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251. Things That Will Definitely Start an Argument Oct 09, 2024

Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an argument with your significant other. Mickus thought he was friends with a famous athlete... but he isn't. We have some reviews and voice notes that are real noodle scratches but we work through them. Gode has invented a new game which we workshop on the episode so give us your feedback please. Here is how it went:

00:28 Couple Reviews

03:10 Mickus' Mate

05:45 Listen to the Chocs

10:20 Arguments with your Significant Other

18:06 Cricket Height Checker

26:04 Letter Change the Plot

32:05 Celebrity Guess-timonial

38:30 You're in for an X

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"Hmm Forest Gump" feat. Tim Franklin Oct 08, 2024

Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ultimate marathon—he's literally run around the world! From the deserts of Australia to freezing conditions in Europe and everything in between, he’s taken on an insane journey that’s pushed his mental and physical limits.

Now we chatted to him pretty much straight after he completed it but obviously it has taken us 4-6 business years to edit and release it so some of the references are a few weeks behind. But he is a great man and also hilarious. So we hope you enjoy his story.

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250. That's a Slay-bel Maker Oct 02, 2024

We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this in three years time! Gode has a horror story for Skin about parenting that had him thinking about his bathroom storage situation. We had an email from a listener asking for a Namestorm on the phrase 'That Slays' so that it's more acceptable for grown adults to use. The boys have another hypothetical debate that gets Gode thinking about what it would be like to be a Professional Golfer while Leigh more just lists the jobs he would be terrible at! Here is how it went:

00:00 Welcome Scouts

00:30 Parenting Horror Story

03:35 Listen to the Chocs

09:45 100km Trail Run

11:45 Brisbane Lions

18:15 'That Slays'

27:35 Hypothetical

33:35 Human Shazam

39:35 You're In For An X

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249. Tom Hanks Very Much Sep 25, 2024

What would it take for you to complain about food to waitstaff at a restaurant? Would you give Morgan Freeman a pat on the back if he watched Shawshank Redemption in your lounge-room? Is it your responsibility to make sure gift cards work if you are giving the gift? These are the big questions that you didn't know you needed tackled, but we think you actually might. We also have some great marathon Do's and Don'ts for you (more specifically just Don'ts actually). A game that you probably thought was dead and buried is back. We think you'll enjoy this one! Here is how it went:

01:00 - Live Podcast Practice

02:57 - Helicopters & Motorbikes

08:50 - Listen to the Chocs

14:04 - Marathon Do's & Don'ts

22:23 - AFL All Australian Doing Team

29:36 - Underwhelming Work Gifts

35:40 - Alphabet You Can't do this with the Second Letter

45:01 - You're in for an X

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248. Caught Playing Billie Jean feat. Hello Sport Podcast Sep 18, 2024

We ran the Sydney Marathon which was apparently net down hill but we remain completely unconvinced. Due to the fact we were in Sydney, there is one collab that just needed to happen. So we trekked out to Hello Sport headquarters to catch up with Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast. They were quick to give their opinions on our marathon running, golfing ability and ball striking generally. We hear the Hello Sport Origins story and then present the boys with an elite hypothetical which goes a direction we were really not prepared for. The art of jingles is discussed, how random a Lyric Substitut-Skin is and Taboo even gets a run. Elite episode. 1 star.

00:30 Hello Sport Intro

01:30 Sydney Marathon

11:30 Hello Sport Origin Story

21:20 Hypothetical Debate

30:55 Listen to the Chocs

43:25 Taboo Game

54:35 Your in for an X

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247. We Catching up for Blunch? Sep 11, 2024

Gode literally got the chocolates last week and Leigh got... in trouble. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit bounced back to his best with a horrendous joke. We learnt this week what the heck 'Mukbang' content is and what choices or quotes have aged very poorly. We have been keeping a really watchful eye on our recovery in the lead up to the next marathon training session (which is an actual organised marathon called Sydney Marathon). We had to give a run down on what it is like to be Brisbane Lions supporters and Mickus makes his debut as games master! Here is how it went:

00:50 - Gode Got the Chocolates

05:58 - Joke of the Week

09:06 - That Aged Poorly

16:12 - Marathon Prep - Recovery

23:44 - Brisbane Lions

30:39 - Trivia with a Spin

37:40 - Get Recc'd

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246. What's a THOT? feat. Jana Sep 04, 2024

We needed to find out if a) Jana still has her original baby and b) get an update on the new baby so she makes her return to the podcast this week. The timing coincides nicely with Skin needing some parenting advice anyway and Jana plus all of you have that for him in spades. Apparently there are now 125 titles you can be called. Gone are the days of just Mr/ Mrs. This week we are looking to see if sleep can be the missing component that is holding us back from brilliant marathon times. Wonderful week and here is how it went:

00:10 - Welcome Jana

08:55 - Parenting Advice

16:05 - Jana's Title Mayhem

22:34 - Whoop Sleep

30:06 - Fictionary

38:20 - You're in for an X

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245. Rich Daddy Left Me a Crust Fund Aug 28, 2024

Ask and you shall receive is an expression we hear a bit. Apparently this expression also applies to the very clothes Skin is wearing! We have some of the stretchiest names ever for a Pizza Oven which may ... but more than likely may not help our gem of a listener. Skin won marathon training week without running somehow (see Whoop details below), and the CEO of the social media app, Telegram, has been arrested and that got us thinking, there are a few other areas of our lives that need more moderation too. Here is how it went:

02:15 Skin's Deckchair Moment

05:50 Joke of the Week

09:00 Namestorm a Pizza Oven

16:55 Marathon Training - Strain Week

23:32 Moderation Needed?

30:45 Humdog Millionaire

38:15 You're in for an X

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244. Strangest Parenting Advice on Social Media! Aug 21, 2024

Let's not beat around the bush... the most exciting thing this week is the new Chocs gear. We couldn't be happier and it is now available here!

Gode blows up about the Joke of the Week selections after the Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit went with a safe choice. Leigh presents real headlines, mixed in with some ones he has written himself and asks you to decipher them. We have been roped into running the Sydney Marathon and the wonderful people at Whoop have a challenge for us (you may remember them from such times as the 18 year old penis guy.

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Here is how things went:

00:30 Gear Launch

04:30 FOTS

08:40 Joke of the Week

11:45 Headline Hoaxes

16:35 Running Sydney Marathon

23:05 Social Sins & Wins

31:30 Alpha Bet You Can’t Do This Game with the Second Letter

39:50 Get Recc'd

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243. Pop Goes the Weevil feat. Nikki Potter Aug 14, 2024

Nikki Potter makes sensational short form videos and she stopped by to have a chat on this week's episode. She actually attracts quite a bit of media attention for courageous feats such as relocating spiders but then also for fairly simple occurrences like... eating breakfast. By the way, is having dishes to do really that stressful? Gode has plenty of questions for Leigh about how a Hair Transplant works and he then gets a trivia question the most wrong that you could possibly see. Here is how it went:

00:25 Nikki Potter v Ray-Gun

02:25 Townsville Torpedos & Sydney Singles

07:45 Joke of the Week

11:00 Nikki's News Stories

17:41 Must or Dust

24:45 The Follicles

31:51 You're a Quizzard Gode

38:52 You're in for an X

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242. Not That Kind of POLE Vault Aug 07, 2024

Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Ammirati used the wrong pole during the Paris Olympics which is pretty unlucky, so we then wanted to hear what your unlucky moments are! Skin has been looking at LinkedIn a lot recently but not for the reasons you would expect. He hit us with some of the worst posts you could imagine. Then we racked our brains to think of famous people named a certain name. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's Deckchair Moments

05:35 We Got The Chocolates Gear

09:15 Joke of the Week

12:00 Unlucky Moments

20:00 LinkedIn Influencers

27:25 Sports Faffery

35:00 Famous First Names

40:40 You're in for an X

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241. Olympians PEE In The Pool! Jul 31, 2024

Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently underway and Leigh has the inside scoop on some interesting behaviour from Olympic athletes during the swimming. The boys watched Simone Biles compete again and left Leigh and Gode in awe/ second guessing a previous call they have made. We have a Nicknames segment for you with some outstanding contributions from the Choccies! Great week and here is how it went:

01:10 Leigh and Mickus at the Footy

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:40 Olympic Lols

15:40 Nicknames

22:55 75 Hard Update

29:45 Olympic O’Trivia Rodriguez

36:50 You're in for an X

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240. Have You GOOGLED Yourself? Jul 24, 2024

This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the podcast to review some of the boy's Namestorms for a Pram. Once again it seems like Skin has been practicing all week! Mickus does his first ever segment intro and absolutely nails it... obviously we are joking. We also listen to some blunders that some of our listeners have made, and as if on cue, Mickus reveals that he Googles himself... and we can sort of understand why now. You need to hear this one! Here is how it went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

01:50 Leigh's Hair

06:35 Joke of the Week

08:40 Pram Namestorm

17:35 Hypothetical

24:53 Biggest Blunders

31:55 Google Feud

40:10 You're in for an X

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The Accident That Completely Changed His Life feat. Josh Jones Jul 21, 2024

Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a journey of recovery both physically and mentally, and in the process managed to turn himself into a professional golfer.

We recently got to catch up and have a chat with him on the golf course. He has an incredible story to share, and a great sense of humour to go along with it which made for a fun day. We hope you enjoy the chat as much as we did!

00:00 Intro

03:55 Getting Into Golf

05:20 The Accident

11:16 Starting Rehab

14:55 Starting the Mental Journey

23:10 All Abilities Golf Division

26:00 25 Surgeries Over 2 Years

29:59 Phantom Pain

31:55 Sharing His Story

35:05 Getting Closure

37:15 Dealing With Mental Health Challenges

39:10 An Actionable Piece of Advice

40:20 Three Favourite Golf Courses

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239. First Man To BREAST FEED?! Jul 17, 2024

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of getting frustrated with some of the conversations he overheard! Death, Taxes and... Makes a return with some absolute belters from all the team including some parking habits that Gode especially doesn't enjoy! Leigh has been contacted by Gro Clinics Australia after he and Gode spoke about his hair loss a few weeks ago, he is selflessly putting his body on the line to test if he can in fact regrow his hair!

00:30 Leighs Hair Journey

06:20 Joke of the Week

08:35 Spectator Spotlight

15:45 Death, Taxes &...

22:55 Listen to the Chocs

30:15 Reverse Malachi

38:20 Get REKT

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238. We're Having A BABY! Jul 10, 2024

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look at some ridiculous folklore expressions. Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dave the Brit ran the Gold Coast Marathon last weekend and with all the pressure of beating the 5 hour mark they wanted to see if they would be Diamonds or a Deckchairs. Leigh is under continued pressure to propose to the girl he is getting to know, Rochelle, so the boys have some suggestions for the location of the proposal. Will Rochelle approve of any?!

00:30 New Nudio

02:25 Skin and Eloise's Announcement

07:20 Joke of the Week

09:50 Ridiculous Folklore Expressions

16:30 Marathon Recap: Diamonds or Deckchairs

24:50 Nice Locations to Propose

32:15 Taboo Game

38:35 You’re in for an X

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237. She bought him a Chris DILLY Jul 03, 2024

Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks with his Joke of the Week selection... at least this one was quite educational. Tim Franklin just finished running around the world which meant that we had to consider what our 'Franklin Moment' is in our lives up until this point. We have a request to name WiFi which connects the group nicely. We caught up with Mitch who you may remember was gifted a 'Crystal Dilly' and we needed more details. Finally Mickus puts in one of the all time worst performances you will see in a game!

Here is how things went:

One Week Early

Joke of the Week

Our 'Tim Franklin Moments'

Namestorm for WiFi

Crystal Dilly

Fictionary

You're in for an X

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236. Uncomfortable conversations with my MOTHER-IN-LAW! Jun 26, 2024

Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy sent an email in which should really help with the 75 hard challenge.

We have found the best Hot Chip in Melbourne! Potentially up there with Super Rooster… we know that’s a massive call. Eloise (Skin’s wife) had quite a scarring experience at the footy recently and it’s so nice to get to share it together! Great episode we reckon but you let us know. Here is how it went:

00:43 Email from a Listener

07: 13 Joke of the Week

02:17 Gode's Gripe with Us

09:38 Most Famous Hairdos

17:14 Chip Trip

24:42 Eloise's Awkward Conversation

32: 27 Famous Who's Who Game

40:00 You're in for an X

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235. "They Rub My BALD Head" Jun 19, 2024

Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy to award Leigh with the highly coveted 'Goal of the Quarter' award after his performance on the weekend. Social Sins and Wins is in this week, so we are looking at all things good and bad on social media! There is also a heated conversation regarding '75 Hard'. Spoiler Alert... Gode hates it. Here is how it went:

00:35 Worst Golfer in the World?

03:47 Joke of the Week

06:30 Handshake or Kiss

14:40 Social Sins & Wins

22:40 Marathon Update/75 Hard

30:25 Pass the Pub Test

37:30 Get Rekt

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234. Friends With Benefits Update* Jun 12, 2024

Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wrote in to tell us about her forgetting her casual sex partner's name! We also look at the growing concerns when it comes to supply issues with eggs, Leigh has the solution! Skin has some of the best Letter change the plots from his list of 2000 while Gode, Leigh and Mickus aim to match his intensity. Gode finishes us off with a new game called "Guess the Analogy" but who will get the chocolates this week?!

00:45 Big Freeze Slide

04:30 Joke of the Week

9:10 Forgetting Casual Sex Partners Name

18:45 Letter Change the Plot

26:50 Buying limit on Eggs

33:15 Guess the Analogy Game

40:00 Your in for an X

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233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK! Jun 05, 2024

Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compiled some of the best (and worst in some cases) pickup lines that have been sent in! We are heading to Melbourne to try and find the best chip in the world. We debate the criteria we should be looking for and how we will decide what places need to be visited. Leigh heard a gag recently that he reckons is in the top 5 most overused jokes of all time. This leads to calling out some of the phrases that everyone has heard too much a phrase which makes for an insane laugh! Here is how things went:

01:40 Mrs Gode Text Saga

07:30 Joke of the Week

10:45 Pickup lines

17:25 Chip Trip

24:55 Overused Phrases & Gags

31:45 Reverse Malachi Game

37:20 You're In for An X

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232. Is that a BODY Part?! May 29, 2024

Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalment is incredibly strong. Skin has been on the lookout for some of the dumbest criminals in society, and we have not one... but two requests to name a Queen Bee in our Namestorm segment. You wont BEE-lieve what we came up with (what in the world is up).

02:00 The Tied Footy Game

05:50 Joke of the Week

08:50 Skin Lookalike

12:10 Nicknames

18:25 Dumb Criminals

24:25 Namestorm

32:00 Categories Game

39:00 You're In For An X

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231. How much SAUSAGE do you want?! May 22, 2024

Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears and there is a new segment; Death, Taxes and...

You seem to love that segment! The responses are magnificent. Our latest hypothetical debate is one that brings up some interesting choices. Also, Skin tells a genuinely good joke, which unfortunately left us stumped! He then even leads a new game called 'Overs & Unders'.Here is how things went:

00:45 Listen to the Chocs

02:15 Mickus' Sausage Story

06:10 Joke of the Week

09:25 Death, Taxes and...

16:15 Hypothetical Debate

22:30 Scottie Scheffler

28:15 Over or Under Game

35:05 You're in for an X

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230. That's my wife's UNDERWEAR! May 15, 2024

Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys look into Aussie slang after a Choccie listener wrote in asking for help. He didn't ask for our own slang words we use but we also gave that to him. Leigh, Skin and Mickus are taking part in the Gold Coast Marathon again this year and we catch up with them to see how their training is going! We also look into some Actors that play the same characters across multiple movies and some of these blew our minds (glad we said minds). Finally Matt was on the phone for a WWE themed You're a Quizzard Gode. Here is how it went:

00:30 Leigh's note-taking on Parenting

03:55 Joke of the Week

06:55 Aussie Rhyming Slang

15:05 Marathon Training

21:30 Same Actor, Different Character

30:05 You're a Quizzard Gode - Game

38:30 You're in for a X

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229. What's In Your Car for a Rainy Day? May 08, 2024

We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to achieve a similar debut is Mickus. To clarify this is not because of his talent but more his random collection of items in his car. Gode lost his Whoop Band and has taken to blaming his daughter for it's misplacement; his wife is not so keen to let the blame game fly. Skin in in the Maldives on his Honeymoon and we give him a call to see what the newlyweds have been up to. We also have some amazing Must or Dust topics sent in from the Choccies that have Leigh, Gode and Mickus in stitches! Here is how things went:

01:30 Gode is Losing Things

03:50 Joke Of The Week

07:50 The Maldives

15:05 Must or Dust

23:10 The Most Unprepared You’ve Ever Been

30:05 Human Shazam Game

36:06 You're in for an X - Rebrand

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228. Eloise and Mitch get Hitched! May 01, 2024

Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their relationship and tell some of the more humorous stories from the night. It was also only fitting to partake in a 'Love Song' themed 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' in honour of the week's events. Leigh has found a new sporting curse that is prevalent at the moment and Gode is all over a different one that has been going for some time. And finally there are just some words that cannot say... in our game of Taboo. Here is how it went:

00:30 Mr & Mrs Skin

01:30 Two Up

05:40 Joke of the Week

8:06 Eloise on the Wedding

15:16 Mickus Can Sleep

17:55 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:35 Cry Baby Curse

31:10 Taboo

38:00 You're in for an X

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227. Parody Movies We Would Love to See! Apr 24, 2024

Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and Skin recently played an Aussie Rules game and were sledged mercilessly by onlookers! Gode’s favourite segment, Letter Change the Plot, provides some of the best movie title adaptations we have heard! Leigh presents the boys with a new Namestorm opportunity for a Crayfish and Gode and Skin go wild trying to rename them! Here is how it went:

00:45 Colour Blindness Saved My Life

04:45 Joke Of The Week

07:30 Sport Sledging

16:00 Letter Change the Plot

23:10 NameStorm for a Crayfish

30:10 Not So Secret Sound - Game

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226. What NOT to do at a bachelor party! Apr 17, 2024

We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to dress Skin up as a Prince whilst the rest of the group were his Alberts (Einsteins)! After a long weekend in Byron Bay we felt we needed to talk you through complex Snorkelling Apparatus, the Piano Bar and the Miracle of Pavement. Great week, here is how it went:

01:40 Joke of the Week

5:35 Skins Bucks

10:45 Skins Bucks - Costume

21:20 NameStorming a Snorkel

29:15 Must or Dust

40:25 Fictionary Game

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225. She Forgot Her Boyfriends Name! Apr 10, 2024

Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had a blinder when it comes to his latest wedding job from Eloise which leads to the longest car journey home you could imagine! The team play Humdog Millionaire again this week and Gode makes some bold claims about some of the most iconic songs in history! Leigh, Skin, Mickus and Dizzle (Leigh & Skins Mum) also try their hand at some tongue twisters where Mickus dominates and shows the boys just how it's done! Here is how things went:

01:25 Skins Wedding Job

07:10 Joke of the Week

10:30 Listen to the Chocs

19:10 Would You Rather

31:30 Tongue Twisters Featuring Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's Mum)

41:05 Humdog Millionaire

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224. How Old is Skin Really? Apr 03, 2024

After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this backfired! Skin did use the week to look into Bryan Johnson and his attempts at slowing down the ageing process though, and he has some key findings. Leigh puts on an absolute masterclass in pun making with a couple of very fast thinking one liners that leave Gode in tears (again)! Mickus is also on hand to help all you marathon runners figure out how and when to make the most efficient pit stop during your races this year. One of our favourite episodes. Here is how it went:

01:20 Skin Needs to get Active

04:10 Joke of the Week

07:30 Marathon Pit Stops

09:35 Partner Gripes

19:30 Skin Turns 27

32:05 Namestorm for a Nipple

39:20 Reverse Malachi - Nicknames Game

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223. Forgetting Your Fiancee's Birthday! Mar 27, 2024

It was Eloise's birthday recently and Skin's excuse for forgetting it is cringeworthy to say the least! Eloise joins us this week and reveals what actually went down on that infamous day! Gode also has one of those classic, "Why did I just say that?" moments at the Barber this week and Leigh dobs Mickus in for making a very similar mistake! Skin and Dave the Brit (that knows jack shit) went to the Formula 1 this week and had some interesting interactions with people... shock horror... but notably with F1 driver Oscar Piastri! Finally Mickus, Skin and Leigh headed to Super Rooster in Toowoomba to check out the "Best Hot Chip in the World." Here is how it went:

00:30 Gode's Social Blunder!

02:30 Skin & Dave at the F1

06:55 Joke of the Week

09:20 World's Best Hot Chips

19:10 That Was Out of Bounds

30:45 Eloise's Side of the Birthday Saga!

39:05 Famous First Names - Game

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222. What do Billionaires Spend Their Money On? Mar 20, 2024

Gode and Leigh go on a few pun runs which will genuinely leave you in stitches! We take a look at the richest 250 people in Australia which leads to the boys wondering why they didn't get a place on this list. Very stiff to miss out. We also take a look at some of the dumb things people have spent money on including a guy who was really committed to getting his band to #1 on the charts! Social media algorithms are a strange thing and what comes up on the boys "For You" Pages can be pretty odd to say the least! Here is how it went:

04:50 Joke of the Week

09:20 What do Billionaires Spend their Money on?

18:55 Blame the Algorithm

26:55 Friend of the Show

35:26 Slogo Game

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221. "My Back is Broken!" Mar 13, 2024

Skin has a product review for hair removal cream that will be more burned into your memory, than the cream was burnt into his nethers! Gode is convinced that Mike Tyson still has it even as a 57 year old man. Meanwhile Mickus is giving out bulk golf tips because he is so kind and generous!

00:45 Mickus is a Golf Coach

07:45 Joke of the Week

13:20 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul

16:05 Unhinged Reviews

25:45 Mount Rushmore (Your Top Four)

33:00 Taboo

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220. Getting Dirty in a Public Swimming Pool Mar 06, 2024

Skin kicks us off with a fantastic story that you leave you wondering how it is possible to forget something of this nature! Obviously the rest of the gang jump on this to roast Skin… and by everyone we mainly mean Gode. Leigh is self proclaimed best on ground in this week's episode with a number of quick one liners that even catch Gode off guard. Unfortunately Mickus didn’t get the memo and gets a stern telling off for not giving Leigh the credit he deserves! We also visit one of our favourite segments Must or Dust with Mickus spilling the details of his BBQ habits! Here is how things went:

00:45 Skin's Blunder

05:50 Joke of the Week

09:30 Publicly Embarrassing Story

17:55 Must or Dust

28:35 Social Sins & Wins

36:40 Google Feud

45:55 Get Fact

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Chocs NRL Tipping Comp - https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/5X6L8U0V

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219. Skin's All Inclusive Package! Feb 28, 2024

Skin had one job for his wedding and went all out for his planning efforts. Leigh, Gode and Mickus have confirmed that they will be performing Skin's favourite Lyric Substituskin at the wedding and they add some more classics to the books for Skin to consider! Gode is stumped at Mickus' choice to not wear headphones from the start of the pod leading to the Joke of the week segment being derailed for a serious length of time. Nicknames are back and Richard Burns has a pretty unfortunate nickname that Skin presents to the gang! Great fun, here is how it went:

01:00 Skins Honeymoon Plans

06:45 Joke of the Week

10:45 Nicknames of Work Mates

18:30 Hypothetical Debates - Could you Beat Simone Biles in an Olympic Sport?

26:55 Lyric Substituskin

40:35 Fictionary Game

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218. The Dobby Experience! Feb 21, 2024

Mickus turned 30 this week and there was a particular theme to his party which may be mentioned in the title. The big question is... will Gode give the dress up theme the green light! The boys have been challenged to come up with a name for a Coffee Machine which leads to some of the longest Namestorm options in We Got The Chocolates history! Listen to the Chocs makes a return to the podcast and Leigh's choice of audio messages leave Skin and Gode questioning everything!

Here is how it went:

00:45 Mickus’ 30th Birthday Party

05:00 Joke of the Week

09:15 Pinch Yourself Moments

17:45 Namestorm Coffee Machine Edition

26:00 Listen to the Chocs

38:15 Playing the Game Taboo

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Eloise & Rochelle's Revenge! Feb 19, 2024

Eloise and Rochelle expressed interest in doing their own "Ladies Night" podcast episode and we were like, "Oh how nice they are taking an interest in our work." With the amount of time it took Skin to edit the marathon video, we sort of stupidly forgot about that prank we had pulled on them and therefore opened ourselves up to an ambush!

Hope you enjoy their revenge plan and let us know if they need their own spin off show 😂

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217. Cert IV In Podcasting Feb 14, 2024

"Embrace imperfections" is a motto/ podcast rule that we have run with for quite some time now however, in this week's episode, Mickus produces one of the greatest imperfections we have seen! Leigh and Gode get so off track on pun runs on two particular occasions that no one is really even sure what Gode ends up saying! Skin is at his usual hateful best when it comes to the puns. Skin is also pressed for some guesses about what type of guy Pythagoras was, and how many times we can use his theorem throughout an episode. Here is how it went:

00:30 - Studying Podcasting

02:00 - The Week That Was

07:15 - Joke of the Week

11:05 - What Shouldn't You Have to Ask For?

21:00 - Blind Rankings

31:08 - Friend of the Show

40:18 - Human Shazam

48:11 - You're in for an X

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216. "I've Done Some Things" Feb 07, 2024

There is a nice amount of pizazz in this episode and we can't quite put our finger on the reason as to why. Perhaps it is because the infamous marathon video is finally out on YouTube. It seems to have loosened Skin up a bit in particular. Unfortunately Gode is feeling slightly lighter in the pocket this week courtesy of some shopping by his daughter. Apparently he isn't the only parent that has had this situation occur. We also have some cracking new movies that we simply must get out and film! Hope you enjoy and here is how it went:

0:55 - Gode Out Of Retirement

5:11 - Israel Folau & Karmichael Hunt

7:48 - Joke of the Week

10:27 - What Is That Child Doing?

17:31 - Letter Change The Plot

24:07 - Worst Sporting Trophies

31:48 - Famous Who’s Who

41:25 - You’re in for an X

Oh also that full marathon video is here: https://youtu.be/uqUpZ3eaSqI?si=2ADybu0BlDedZt7z

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215. A Guinea Pig Named 'Daddy' feat. Jana Jan 31, 2024

Welcome back! In something close to the words from Fall Out Boy, let's take over because the break's over. Jana joins us this episode with some super exciting news, although it does make Leigh's typical line of questioning a little bit tougher. We get to hear some of the best dating app profiles, Jana has a million name options for her new Guinea Pigs and we witness one of the greatest come back wins in history! Here is how things went:

1:42 - Have you the Bab…ies?

4:50 - Suit Fitting

9:59 - Joke of the Week

13:30 - Dating App Profiles

18:20 - Cricket Watching

25:30 - Mickus Bought Beers

27:00 - Namestorm

38:29 - Reverse Malachi

47:12 - You’e in for an X

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Good Chat: Save It For The Podcast feat. Leigh Jan 24, 2024

Last of this Good Chat series of conversations and it isn't the shortest episode but it is with the shortest person... Leighthal. What shaped his ridiculous sense of humour, why can he bowl with both arms and why did he move to Adelaide. The man who usually drives the podcast is now in the passenger seat being asked plenty of questions about himself. It's a reasonable chat... a 'Good Chat' you might even say!

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Love you!

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Good Chat: Love at First Sight feat. Skin Jan 17, 2024

Ever wondered how Skin got his nickname? Or wondered what his real name actually is? Well this is the episode for you. It isn't ridiculous to say that Skin is the most intellectually inclined member of We Got The Chocolates. He has a Bachelor of Science which he has gone onto use regularly in his daily life and he had a very keen eye for entrepreneurship in his younger years. Despite this, he was essentially a superstar Rugby League player as a 12 year old before his career was cruelly cut short by lack of interest.

Enjoy Skin's good chat. There has been some great feedback on these episodes and we love that you love getting to know us better.

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Good Chat: Is that Fusilli of Me? feat. Gode Jan 10, 2024

Gode is one of our favourite humans obviously. Great cricketer, great dad but most importantly he is brilliant off the cuff and can tell a story with the best of them. We have been looking forward to sitting down with him and having a 'Good Chat'. He tells us how he managed to impress his love interest as a skinny red head, wha he believes to be the most difficult part of parenting and what actually happened around that notorious debut story.

We have appreciated the feedback on these episodes so far so we hope you enjoy this one as much as we did.

Love you ❤️

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Happy 200th Episode! Jan 09, 2024

We went to the Gabba for our 200th Ep celebration and things went... swimmingly. That's a really clever joke that you will get once you have listened. It was great to get the opportunity to celebrate our 200th Episode after 214 episodes. We brought some of the unluckiest Choccies we know along for the occasion so we captured their thoughts on all subjects from the David Beckham scandal to whether 10,000 rats is a wise choice in an animal kingdom battle!

We also use this episode to recap just how unlucky some of the entrants were.

Please enjoy!

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Good Chat: Drinking Beers & Running Marathons feat. Mickus Jan 03, 2024

We went to the Hunter Valley recently and used the down time as a way to learn more about each other. The hope was simply that you would get a chance to learn a bit more about each person outside of what you hear on the weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast. Mickus was first to take centre stage. He is a wedding videographer, loves surfing and building lego but there is also plenty more to know about this great man!

Hope you enjoy this relaxed chat with the guy responsible for filming the content you see... but also responsible for 90% of the laughs you hear!

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2023 Summary - Top 10 Moments Dec 27, 2023

We used this week to look back at our favourite moments from 2023. We think this is our top 10 but we weren't confident enough to put more than three in actual order. So please do let us know what you think should round out the top 5! Enjoy some of the moments that made us laugh the most this year. Thank you so much for coming on this journey with us, good luck in the future and we will speak to you next week.

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214. Dasher Baron Cohen Dec 20, 2023

This episode is Christmas. You have probably never heard Reindeer mentioned so many times in one podcast episode ever in your life but we are so okay with that for one week of the year. We are really going to struggle to narrow down some of the unlucky people entering the 200th episode competition as you will hear. Gode has the best Christmas song reveal ever and Mickus' menu for his Christmas Lunch sounds somewhat questionable. Here is how it went:

3:45 How To Ruin a Gender Reveal

5:30 Joke of the Week

7:30 Lyric Substitu-Skin

12:50 Unluckiest Moments

23:30 Reindeer Namestorm

29:49 Categories

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213. Artificial Ding Dong Dec 13, 2023

We find out just how generous of a guy Mickus can be when it comes to shouting a round! Crashing your car is potentially unlucky enough but crashing your car into your girlfriend's car in the main street of a town just seems ridiculous, but not for one particular Choccie! Gode has created a new game although it could be very tough for you to make it through the jingle for it. Oh and someone accidentally went live on TikTok whilst trying to shave their nether regions... now that is smooth! A lot of fun this week. Here is how it went:

3:14 Best Night Ever for Mickus

7:58 Joke of the Week

10:55 So Unlucky

20:04 Fake or Real News

25:30 In the Doghouse

32:23 Reverse Malachi

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212. Mickus' Mara Dec 06, 2023

We are not sure if an episode has ever been directly named after Mickus but we were pretty sure that his efforts on the weekend meant that this one needed to be. He attended the Better Beer 'Day For It' party and after telling us that he would be leaving early, he tucked into a large one. Normally that would be fine but the big fella had an ultra marathon to complete the next day? Did he make it through? Well you will find out!

6:30 Joke of the week

11:00 Merch and 200th Ep

15:00 Mickus Mara

19:55 Unhinged reviews

26:45 Debate

33:50 Fictionary

41:30 You’re in for an X

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211. Off to the Nude-io Nov 29, 2023

You heard correctly, we are heading across to the new studio (Nudio), but not before we did one final episode in the space where everything kicked off. We use this episode to take a little trip down memory lane and look back at some of the... well we wouldn't say highlights but maybe like "pivotal moments". We have some Social Sins & Wins to get through and we are hoping Robbie Williams pays us some Royalties. There is a new Friend of the Show and he is a somewhat familiar yet unreliable voice. Very fun episode and here is how it went:

1:00 Dumbest Things You've Seen

7:00 Joke of the Week

10:05 Goodbye to Mum's House

18:15 Social Sins & Wins

26:54 Friend of the Show

35:56 Name That Movie

40:20 Get Fact

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210. Give Me A Baby... Name Nov 22, 2023

Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the most uplifted we have ever felt on the podcast. Which is quite concerning considering we record with Gode every week! We have a request to name a genuine human child... and we come through with the goods obviously. A Choccie sends in a hypothetical that is tailored specifically for Mickus. However, we really did not expect him to take it the direction he did! Here is how it went:

08:22 Joke of The Week

10:31 Eloise and Rochelle

25:01 Namestorm

34:21 Hypothetical for Mickus

40:37 Google Feud

48:39 You're in for an X

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209. Nobody Likes You With a Pierced Willy Nov 15, 2023

Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? Changing topic completely but still on the question train... does everyone shower in the morning? It is another week of delving deep to discover the answers to these types of questions. It isn't all just answering rhetorical questions on this week's podcast though, don't worry about that. We also have time to reflect on Glenn Maxwell' full body cramp and warm up the vocal pipes! Here is how it went:

6:24 Joke of The Week

8:28 Must or Dust

16:45 Full Body Cramps

26:04 Lyric Substituskin

39:28 Taboo

45:28 You're in for an X

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208. Cockapoodle Sue Nov 08, 2023

When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had of stayed for any longer he would have said, "That episode was a genuine banger". Nice feedback to receive but we would rather hear it from you to be honest. It had some cracking nicknames that will really get the noggin working, some horrific dating stories, changing a letter to significantly impact the plots of movies, and we debut a new game to find out who hums the most! Here is how things went:

02:40 Weird First Encounters

07:00 Joke of the Week

10:25 Nicknames

16:42 Worst Dating Stories

23:50 Letter Change the Plot

34:10 Humdog Millionaire

40:45 You're in for an X

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207. Amster-Damn That Is No Good Nov 01, 2023

Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything that requires prior planning so Leighthal asked you for ideas... and we aren't sure if the Do's were very helpful but the Don'ts definitely were! We have more unhinged reviews and Skin is in a pretty ropey mood as it turns out. A Friend of the Show then challenges Gode to a game of Human Shazam which makes wonderful listening! Here is how it went:

00:48 Mickus Gets a Calendar

04:50 Joke of the Week

07:05 Unhinged Reviews

14:41 Bucks Party Do's & Dont's

25:42 Friend of the Show

32:45 You're a Quizzard/ Human Shazam

41:13 You're in for an X

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206. Small Thighs & Chronic Back Pain Oct 25, 2023

Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in this episode we unpack the pros and cons. We play Fictionary which leads to us learning the definition of CBPCBD and it will leave you inspired to weave it into conversation regularly. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit was the victim of a wonderful prank and Skin appears to have a very memorable face. Here is how it went:

2:20 Photographic Memory

5:20 Joke of the Week

7:40 Pranks

13:35 Your Car Quirks

29:38 Things you can say…

33:10 Fictionary

39:50 You’re in for an X

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205. You Got What Pierced? Feat. Dyl Buckley Oct 18, 2023

Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his studio whilst we were in Melbourne last weekend. So he kind of hosted us, but then we hosted him on the podcast. We got to speak to him about everything from Skin's anger when drinking to his mission with his podcast network. He also had some great contributions to a couple of our favourite segments. Must or Dust and "Bits you do to annoy your partner" in particular!

You can have a stalk of Dyl's social channels here.

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204. A Morning Woodn't Oct 11, 2023

Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name yours! Reece Walsh has helped us bring back "Ya Mum" jokes and you probably forgot just how much they can cut to the core of you. We have a ludicrous hypothetical debate where the only thing we can all agree on is that Mickus is an idiot. Also don't miss the debut of another new jingle for a game we have played before. Here is how it went:

00:30 Went Well on the Weekend

5:00 Joke of the Week

8:00 Namestorm

15:45 Yo Mama

23:50 10,000 Rats

30:33 Not So Secret Sound

38:23 You’re in for an X

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203. The Girl I'm Getting To Know Oct 04, 2023

We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does know her in a game of Perfect Couples! We forgot something fairly integral last week, but it turns out the Choccies have actually forgotten even worse things. We debut a new game and Mickus goes totally rogue with the jingle and we take a look at some of the most unhinged reviews ever left. Here is how things went:

01:30 Skin’s Quest to Watch the Footy

06:48 Joke of the Week

9:50 The Girl Leigh is Getting to Know

18:40 Unhinged Reviews

27:30 Most Important Thing You’ve Forgotten

37:30 Categories

43:16 You're in for an X

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202. Planet of the Vapes Sep 27, 2023

Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪

🎬 We're also introducing a brand-new segment where we prove that changing just one letter in a movie title can completely flip the plot!

🎤 Plus, 'Lyric Substiut-Skin' is back with a twist! 🔄 This time, there's no room for individual choices when it comes to songs.

💬 And if that's not enough, prepare to dive deep into the wacky world of Google searches as we uncover some of the weirdest questions people ask the search engine giant. 🤖🧐

Grab your headphones, and hit that play button. Here is how it went:

1:00 Justin Bieber’s Quok

4:10 Joke of the week

7:20 Social Sins and Wins

12:55 Letter Change the Plot

18:00 Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:00 Google Feud

33:50 Get Fact

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201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart Sep 20, 2023

We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named quite specific things! We find out why Wade Seccombe was calling Leighthal last episode and whether Skin might potentially be on his radar after his performance on the weekend. Friend of the Show number 28 is awarded and his ability to spice up a phone conversation is second to none. Mickus and Gode also put in one of the all time great Taboo performances... and by great we mean frighteningly shocking. Here is how things went:

7:50 Joke of the Week

10:20 Give You a Listening To

12:00 Must or Dust

21:30 FOTS

32:50 Nicknames

37:55 Taboo

44:25 You’re In for a Tweet

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200. Smell What The Quokk is Cooking Sep 13, 2023

Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode saw some flying lawnmowers at the Beaudesert show last weekend, Skin and Leigh tried their hand at Mceeing an event with around 700 people in attendance and faced a few serious troubles and Mickus gives you a little too much information about how life works when you have two broken arms. There is also a cracking game to finish but it has no name, can you please help? Here is how things went:

00:45 - The Beaudesert Show

05:47 - Joke of the Week

07:59 - Namestorm

13:42 - Hardest Thing Ever

23:20 - Headline Hoaxes

31:00 - Movie Age Game

36:20 - You're in for an X

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199. "Lovely Spot" Feat Jana Sep 06, 2023

Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to confirm the age of her baby. We had one of the worst flying experiences imaginable despite the fact that said company are obviously 'great people'. Bios on Instagram and TikTok etc can be something we spend a lot of time thinking about, so in this episode we basically try to rule out lots of options! Here is how things went:

0:30 - How old is the baby?

1:45 - Lovely Spot

5:20 - Flying

12:23 - Joke of the Week

16:00 - Snap or Snub

26:53 - Would You Rather Bio

37:40 - The Slogo Game

43:00 - You’re in for an X

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198. Tuna Half Men Aug 30, 2023

Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We speak to Kate McCarthy about the pressure of selecting the list of best players at the end of the game, and go over her theory as to why the Adelaide Crows weren't as angry as they should have been. We even have time to learn what the phrase 'clam jam' means! Here is how things went:

00:50 - Skin & Mickus On The Rocks

04:45 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - First Jobs

19:01 - Kate McCarthy

35:34 - Namestorm

39:52 - Fictionary

45:00 - You're in for an X

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Good Chat: Wrestlemania Feat. Keegan Hipgrave Aug 29, 2023

Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was kind enough to jump on for a chat. We felt like we could have spoken to him for hours to be honest. We cover the funniest moments from his career (including trying to put the moves on Payne Haas), why he had to medically retire from the game he loves and what he is doing now.

He is an inspiring human trying to make a difference in an area that he feels incredibly passionate about. You can find out more about Keegan's new project here.

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197. Prince Albert Heirlooms Aug 23, 2023

It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind rankings' when it comes to sport, but have you ever heard a person blind rank a variety of miscellaneous food and beverages? Well you will in this episode. We butchered a few more songs and have a cracking new game. What a week on the tools. Here is how things went:

1:39 - Your Speeding Is Fine

5:10 - Joke of the Day

9:05 - Blind Rankings

17:30 - Friend of the Show

27:45 - Lyric Substituskin

34:15 - Guess the Sound

42:00 - You're in for a Tweet (Still)

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196. Red Hot Willy Peckers Aug 16, 2023

Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (or potentially just not arriving at all). We find out where butterflies come from and discover that training is actually key to being somewhat useful at sport! Plenty happening that is for sure and here is how it went:

00:55 - Trouble From Our Weekend

07:30 - Joke of the Week

12:00 - Social Sins & Wins

17:22 - Namestorm for a Wena

25:05 - Being Late

36:00 - Google Feud

40:20 - Wrap It Up

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195. Rubber Tubes... No Thanks I'm Busy Aug 09, 2023

Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and we genuinely think he is telling the truth. Here is how it went:

1:30 - Retiring from SuperCoach

4:00 - The Choc Line

7:18 - Joke of the Week

10:50 - Bits that Annoy Your Partner

20:10 - Must or Dust

29:00 - Strange but Real Names

34:40 - Our New FOTS

39:00 - You’re A Quizzard

44:55 - X Gon' Give It To Ya

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194. Hip Hip Hugh Rae Feat. Jana Aug 02, 2023

Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Here is how it went:

1:10 - Classic Mix Up

4:07 - Joke of the Week

6:25 - Weird Reviews

10:07 - Best Nicknames for Mates

17:30 - Hardly See How That's My Fault

32:58 - Blame the Algorithm

38:30 - Taboo

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193. Marilyn Monroe-w Row Row Your Boat Jul 26, 2023

We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career on a talent show. Here is some segments for you to work with:

01:20 - Our Weekend

08:15 - Joke of the Week

10:04 - Namestorm

15:57 - Mistranslation

21:25 - The Price of Eggs

26:23 - Social Sins & Wins

34:50 - Human Shazam

42:00 - Get Fact

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192. Teaching Isn't For Everyone! Jul 19, 2023

Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here is how it went:

0:33 - Hamood

3:30 - Joke of the Day

6:10 - Unnecessary Anxiety

12:30 - Did Toby Choose a Fridge Name

16:54 - Friend of the Show

22:00 - Snap or Snub

29:11 - Movie Quotes

35:25 - Wrapping It Up

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Good Chat: What is Major League Cricket? Feat. Josh Dascombe Jul 19, 2023

Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA on Major League Cricket but when he was back on a work trip (apparently) last year, we took the opportunity to record a podcast with him! Back then Major League Cricket seemed so far away from starting, however fast forwarding to today and it has already started with a bang!

Enjoy this piece of bonus content as we attempt to strike the balance between telling many of the funny stories Dashy has contributed to our lives, but also getting some insight into the plan for introducing cricket to the US and how one of the masterminds behind it explains it to girls he goes on dates with!

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191. Here's a Scoop! Jul 12, 2023

There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training schedule for jingle practice and name a new fridge. We don't want to give much away here, but one of the fridge names is all time. Of course we also follow up on the Scoop School saga because that is just what we do... we get to the bottom of things... mainly the ladder in most sporting teams we play in. Anyway here is how the episode went:

00:43 - Paintball

05:16 - Joke of the Week

9:00 - Scoop School

16:55 - Jingle Practice

22:23 - Great Barrier Reef-Ridgerator

30:30 - The Slogo Game

35:05 - Tidbits

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190. How to Run a Marathon Feat. Jana Jul 05, 2023

Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found out Mickus is a stinking bloke and he doesn't even try to deny it. Jana is on for her first 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' experience. She doesn't think we are weird at all...

We also go through some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios and try to guess what people are asking Google! Good times. Here is how it went:

1:27 - Reverse Sweeping in the Footy

4:01 - Joke of the Week

6:11 - That Marathon

15:46 - Lyric Substitut-Skin

26:50 - Would You Rather

37:00 - Google Feud

46:40 - You're in for a Tweet

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The Prince Albert Story: Start to Finish Jul 04, 2023

Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment he took a huge L in podcast episode 170, to the unforgettable pinnacle where his piston was pierced, this bonus episode takes you on a wild ride. You will hear some of the moments you remember all too well, however we also sat Skin down and asked him to reflect on how he was feeling during these key moments. There are reactions from Eloise and Jana, cautionary tales and the things we heard in the room on piercing day, it is the full Prince Albert story arc... in one condensed episode.

Get ready to grab your Lucky 27 shirt, available this Thursday 6th of July 2023, to commemorate this extraordinary tale of chance and bravery. (stupidity).

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189. Root and Mayo Everywhere Jun 28, 2023

Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all know what we think of Baz Ball. Apparently no one is massively sold on the name though so we can feel a 'Namestorm' coming on! We brainstorm what items we would take if we were burglars and let you know when the new merch will be ready (although we are pretty sure we got the day wrong in hindsight... we are good). Here is how it went:

1:50 - Leighthal's Shout

5:55 - Joke of the Week

11:30 - Work Nicknames

15:41 - Baz Ball

23:00 - Inconvenient Burglary

32:10 - Taboo

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188. Chop It Up Jun 21, 2023

Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on bragging about your coffee shots for the day, and checking eggs before buying them. We also explore some peculiar terms thrown around when purchasing a TV or filming ads... and we think they will leave you scratching your head. There is even time for building our vocabulary by studying the Urban Dictionary. Here is how it went:

1:00 - Tour Guiding and Jokes

6:22 - Must or Dust

15:30 - Amazing Phrasing

25:30 - Friend of the Show

33:00 - Fictionary

42:19 - You're in for a Tweet

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187. A Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt Jun 14, 2023

We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and discover the quirkiest things we do when we think no one is watching. Get stuck in! Here is how it went:

01:03 - Best Nickname

2:01- Babysitting… or is it?

4:39- Joke of the Week

7:50- Headline Hoaxes

14:21- Snap or Snub

22:39- The Quirk Zone

30:50- You’re a Quizzard Gode

38:45 You’re in for a Tweet

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186. World's Longest Kiss Jun 07, 2023

Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love you" situation and explore the world of weird records and uncover astonishing achievements. We all shuffle through the topics pretty quickly... except Mickus he genuinely didn't know that you could shuffle! It might even be the week where Gode faces some stiff competition in Human Shazam! Have a listen, here is how it went:

00:45 - Gode meets his idol!

05:10 - Skin’s Romantic Trip

08:54 - Joke of the Week

10:48 - I Love You

16:00 - Weird Records

26:10 - What Have You Been Doing Wrong?

31:15 - Human Shazam

37:33 - You’re in for a Tweet

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185. I Like Big Skin and I Cannot Lie May 31, 2023

Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of golf balls, and our beloved Choccies (our listeners) join in the fun by sending in songs where they replace the lyrics with the word 'Skin,' resulting in a musical extravaganza. To top it things off, we put our movie knowledge to the test as we try to identify the films behind a collection of random quotes. Here are the times if you are humming along:

00:59 - Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit

02:30 - Gode’s Ick

05:10 - Joke of the Week

08:52 - Every Cloud has a Silver Lining

18:15 - Lyric Substitut-Skin from the Choccies

24:36 - Friend of the Show

32:14 - 2 Babe Ruths & An Anna Bligh

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184. A Great Suck-cess May 24, 2023

We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of social media comments, sharing the best and worst gems we've stumbled upon. Get ready for some pun-derful fun as we name a vacuum cleaner for you. Plus, buckle up for a heartwarming surprise as Mitch accidentally drops an "I love you" bombshell on his unsuspecting financial advisor.

00:55 - Skin's Tri

07:10 - Joke of the Week

10:23 - Social Sins & Wins

18:48 - Namestorm for a Vacuum

25:43 - Weirdest Places You’ve Fallen Asleep

32:50 - Slogo Game

40:30 - Get Fact

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183. Beach Spooning Feat. Jana May 17, 2023

Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even a new Friend of the Show!

00:00 - Welcome Scouts

01:03 - Upselling

04:59 - Joke of the Week

08:00 - Our New Shirts

10:30 - Red Flag/ Green Flag

21:24 - Genuine Icks

24:10 - Friend of the Show

32:17 - Anonymous Farter

37:52 - Fictionary

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182. Medical Seggs Ban May 10, 2023

There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went:

1:08 - Magic Round Story

7:00 - Joke of the Week

10:00 - Best Reviews

12:50 - Prince Albert Q&A

20:29 - Eloise Reacts

28:44 - Lyric Substitut-Skin

37:13 - Google Feud

45:00 - You’re in for a tweet

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181. From Pain to Pleasure... Maybe? May 03, 2023

This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the pressure of Taboo. Here is how it went:

01:30 - Joke of the Week

4:45 - The Trip

15:25 - In the Room Where it Happened

19:54 - Gode's Player Nicknames

27:30 - Marathon Dangers

33:00 - Taboo

39:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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180. Meet The Piercer! Feat. Jana Apr 26, 2023

Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is how it went!

7:25 - Joke of the Week

9:30 - Case of the Farts

11:35 - Prince Albert Piercer

23:35 - Best Pets

34:13 - Blame The Algorithm

40:21 - Human Shazam

47:40 - You’re in for a Tweet

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179. Family Planning - Use Rear Entrance Apr 19, 2023

Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance?

1:08 - Hat-tricks

4:24 - Joke of the Week

8:42 - SuperCoach Update

10:15 - Worst Crowd Calls

19:20 - Must or Dust

31:19 - Best Life Advice

35:30 - 2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh

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178. Naan Disclosure with Matt Denny Apr 13, 2023

Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went:

1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle

2:58 - Weird Sleeping

6:11 - Joke of the Week

9:23 - Throwing Heavy Plates

23:10 - Prince Albert Cautionary Tale

30:55 - You're a Quizzard Gode

38:50 - You're in for a Tweet

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177. Leigh Got The Chocolates Apr 05, 2023

There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episode. Here is how things went:

1:00 - Joke of the Week

2:52 - Leigh's Huge Win

8:45 - Premiership Grey Areas

19:32 - Namestorming Plants

31:00 - F1 Wrap Up

33:00 - Guess That Movie

40:49 - You're in for a Tweet

44:45 - Ratings and Reviews

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176. He Ate A Urinal Cake! Mar 29, 2023

Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin's birthday on the day of recording and he received some very suggestive gifts! Here is how things went:

1:30 - Hitting the Gym

5:13 - Joke of the Week

8:30 - Odds Game Losses

15:30 - You Win Some You Lose Some

20:20 - Funny Press Conferences

32:10 - Nicknames for Workmates

36:20 - Google Feud

43:30 - You're in for a Tweet

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175. Albert Update... "You Might Hear A Crack" Mar 22, 2023

This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went:

1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting

7:00 - Joke of the Week

10:00 - Fake or Real Headline

17:06 - Drawing a Line on Celebrations

28:19 - What's Having a Prince Albert Like?

39:00 - The Slogo Game

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174. Big Mobs Püssy Down There Mar 15, 2023

What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went:

1:05 - I wish I never...

4:10 - Joke of the Week

6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream

10:00 - Excuses

16:00 - Mickus Friks Up

18:00 - Flat Track Bullies

21:00 - Taboo

29:35 - Get Fact

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173. Emit Smoke from Seven Orifices Mar 08, 2023

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments:

1:00 - We Suck at Organisation

5:53 - Joke of the Week

8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories

13:15 - Are you an Idiom?

23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims

29:50 - SuperCoach Update

33:20 - Human Shazam

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172. How Big Is Your Beanis? Feat. Jana Mar 01, 2023

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps:

1:00 - Still have the baby?

5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship

9:10 - Joke of the Week

13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe

19:35 - Must or Dust

28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts

36:24 - Fictionary

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171. Chat GPT & Coffee? Feb 22, 2023

If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?

We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game!

Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it?

2:10 - How's your funny bone?

4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week

5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims

16:41 - Chat GPT

23:10 - Sports Superstitions

30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger?

38:53 - You’re in for a Tweet

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170. Peen Piercings Feb 15, 2023

Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever!

Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play you in NRL SuperCoach. Skin, Leigh and Mickus will all be playing as well. Here is the link to the group: https://bit.ly/ChocsNRLSupercoach

9:03 - Best Fantasy Team Names

15:00 - SuperCoach Chocs Group

17:00 - Overthinking Cricket

20:45 - Social Sins and Wins

24:04 - Best Nicknames

30:00 - Odds of a Prince Albert

31:30 - You’re A Quizzard Gode

41:45 - You’re in for a Tweet

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169. Selena Goatmez Feb 08, 2023

Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat!

2:10 - Skin's Haircut

5:00 - Joke of the Week

11:00 - GOAT Namestorm

14:30 - Tom Brady

20:20 - Retirements

27:45 - Friend of the Show

36:15 - The Slogan Game

43:00 - Get Fact

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Good Chat: Mitchell Starc, Nathan Lyon, Marnus Labuschagne Feb 06, 2023

Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?"

However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was!

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168. Missing Half His Ear? Feb 01, 2023

What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few!

In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call!

3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool?

6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week

7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi…

14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport

23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half

30:22 - Human Shazam

35:59 - You’re in for a Tweet

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167. Bit Stiff… His Back As Well Jan 25, 2023

Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries!

1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers

3:53 - Joke of the Week

6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media

11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour

18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers

24:30 - Michael Clarke

32:10 - Google Feud

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166. Tap-Arse? Great Spanish Cuisine Jan 18, 2023

We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went:

1:30 - Gode's Body Clock

3:40 - Wrong Lyrics

5:26 - Joke of the Week

7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard

15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups

22:29 - Friend of the Show

30:10 - Fictionary

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165. I Miss My Ex-Girlfriend with Billy Darcy Jan 11, 2023

Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went:

1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy

5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing

5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week

11:56 - Rogue News Headlines

18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles

30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules

36:39 - Must or Dust

45:32 - Get Fact

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164. The Big Sex Ban Jan 04, 2023

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went:

1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour

5:30 - Jokes with Folk

8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change

15:07 - Football Nudity

20:00 - Man of the Match

24:30 - Namestorm

35:00 - What's your favourite sauce?

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163. "I Wish You Wouldn't Use The Word Anal" Dec 28, 2022

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest.

1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation

4:32 - The Countdown Begins!

28:35 - Notable Mentions

31:24 - Where to find us

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Rehashed: Marnus Labuschagne Dec 26, 2022

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world!

If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts!

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162. Christmas Carols or Susans? Dec 21, 2022

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went:

1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories

11:00 - Rogue Joke

13:00 - Must or Dust

23:15 - Human Shazam

31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes

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161. Don't say this at a Wedding! Dec 14, 2022

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went:

2:17 - Self Serve Things

5:30 - A Joke for you

8:21 - Thomas' Email

10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches

17:00 - David Warner

22:50 - Social Media Comments

25:10 - Dumbest Questions

30:11 - Your responses

33:20 - Beer sizes

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160. Marcia Hines-Sight Dec 07, 2022

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went:

2:00 - We saw Burlesque

5:00 - Joke of the Week

7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes

11:25 - Scratching Our Heads

14:04 - Reversing In

19:21 - Review

22:15 - Most Instagram Followers

25:27 - Baz Ball

29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batter

31:00 - Human Shazam

36:35 - Get Fact

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159. Grow Up! With Jana Nov 30, 2022

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went:

1:32 - Parenting 101

3:25 - The Joke

6:05 - Most Irritating Things

18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks

27:45 - Massive Losing Bet

28:55 - Google Feud

37:40 - Get Fact

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158. Going To School Nude Nov 23, 2022

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went...

1:12 Who is Who

2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning

6:10 Here’s Some Jokes

9:10 Gode Likes Cricket

16:00 Pat Comments

19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe

23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye

27:30 You’re a Quizzard

39:40 You’re In for a Tweet

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157. Average Length in PP Nov 16, 2022

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went:

1:20 - Leigh’s got a story

5:30 - Joke of the day

9:20 - Best time to have a beer

19:40 - Our favourite listeners

21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions

28:25 - Most embarrassing moments

34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet

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156. Jamaica... Nah She Went Herself Nov 09, 2022

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went:

2:28 - Spa Etiquette

4:30 - Joke of the Day

7:55 - Namestorm

15:15 - League vs Union

21:35 - Country Puns Ambush

29:40 - Get Fact

36:30 - Friend of the Show

40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet

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155. Scared of Heights Nov 02, 2022

If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went:

2:15 - Gode's Story

5:10 - Cheers Dad

6:00 - Joke of the Day

9:35 - Listen to the Chocs

13:50 - Pranks with Josh Dascombe

20:20 - Fake Mr Bean

24:20 - Mankad Avoidance

26:55 - Must or Dust

35:40 - You're in for a Tweet

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154. Did Someone Say La Niña Oct 26, 2022

Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went:

2:05 - Leigh's got a story

7:00 - Joke of the day

9:30 - Your survey results

14:35 - T20 play on

21:20 - Origin chaos

26:35 - Fictionary

35:20 - You're in for a Tweet

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153. Blink and You'll Miss It Oct 19, 2022

Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are sure they are all wonderful people though. Here is how the episode went:

1:37 - Hotspot Theft

4:15 - Joke of the Day

7:29 - Blink 18-2 Seconds

12:40 - Best Ads Ever

18:25 - T20 World Cup

19:15 - Max O’Dowd

31:10 - Friend of the Show

38:40 - You’re in for a Tweet

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152. Proposal Hurdles Oct 12, 2022

After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most prudent to get Eloise to come and

2:33 - Wrong Name Idiot

9:52 - Joke of the Day

12:15 - Eloise is engaged... to Mitch

20:38 - Best Proposal Stories

24:34 - Listener Josh has the best proposal idea!

26:55 - Your Tightest Mate (Ryan Matterson)

32:50 - The 'Crusher' Tackle

34:10 - Namestorm for Snow Ploughs

41:00 - Technical Difficulties

44:25 - You're in for a Tweet

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151. Pogs-Cast Oct 05, 2022

Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exactly zero puns for the episode. Here is how it went!

1:45 - Leigh got schooled by a sled

4:15 - Joke of the Day

5:55 - Give you a listening too

11:40 - Housekeeping

13:35 - Junior Rugby League

18:20 - Call Luai Daddy

21:00 - 10 fads you didn't miss

30:30 - Two Babe Ruth's and an Anna Bligh

40:15 - Our 14th favourite segment (You're in for a Tweet)

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150. Hell of a Ride... Around Australia Sep 28, 2022

We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points!

1:35 - Gode’s got a story

3:00 - Joke of the Day

5:55 - Get a T-Shirt

7:20 - We Got The Chocs Trivia

8:30 - Corey’s Detailed Chat

10:10 - Social Sin Bin

19:00 - Must or Dust

31:15 - Mankad thoughts

39:00 - Ben and Jay ride around Australia

53:10 You’re in for a Tweet

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149. Jana Fixes Things Sep 21, 2022

Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. Here is how the episode went:

1:41 - Weird Whattsapp Messages

4:47 - Joke of the Day

10:25 - Yarns with Jans

13:25 - Why are you in the doghouse?

22:50 - In your dreams

28:00 - AFL Brownlow

34:00 - Wearing oil in footy?

36:21 - Bledisloe Cup

41:25 - The best chairoff story!

48:30 - How hard is darts?

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148. Worst Response To "I Love You" Sep 14, 2022

Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news, Gode spent exactly the same amount of time planning as every other episode (zero). Here is how it went:

1:40 - Gode’s Story: 4 year old coach

3:30 - Over the sickness

8:00 - Joke of the Day

9:50 - Skins Puns

12:30 - It’s Our Birthday

14:00 - Awkward I love you’s

16:40 - Thomas Too Cool and Harry Potter

19:30 - (Un)Banned Jarrod Berry

23:15 - Gode’s hot for the Rabbitohs

32:50 - You’re a Quizzard Gode (Royal Edition)

43:40 - You’re in for a Tweet

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147. Snowboarding for Beginners Sep 07, 2022

We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch is ... well just regular Mitch. We have pulled together a classic though. No shocks to the system, here is how it went:

2:00 - Snowboarding Stories

7:05 - Joke of the Day

12:07 - Skin's Stats... Carlton

17:30 - Who wins AFL Flag this year?

21:00 - Most Humiliating Story

27:00 - Who gets chaired off?

31:55 - Fictionary

41:37 - You're in for a Tweet

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146. Weird Google Searches Aug 30, 2022

Gode loves Ricky Ponting apparently and Mitch doesn't seem to love Grant Denyer... which is a strange person to have something against but Mitch sometimes doesn't need a reason. An intriguing episode and here is how it went:

4:30 - Smaller Ball

7:35 - Joke of the Day

11:45 - Gary Neville Orgasm

19:00 - Gode Bowls Backwards

20:35 - BBL Draft

27:00 - Gode Loves Ricky Ponting

29:24 - Friend of the Show Revamp

36:00 - Google Feud

38:00 - Grant Denyer

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145. Let Me See That Spon Aug 24, 2022

Gode using up literally all his sick days so we are without him again this week. Mitch and I just get down to business though. We cover Elvis chat, Dayne Zorko and choose a final Alpaca name. Here is how it went:

3:50 - The Spon Story

7:45 - Joke of the Day

8:40 - Elvis; any good?

12:45 - Dave 'The Brit" knows jack shit

14:30 - Australian Politics... kind of

16:25 - Golf Day

21:00 - Steve chooses his Alpaca name

24:55 - Finding Cows

27:30 - FOTS

30:34 - Dayne Zorko

41:44 - Cameron Munster

44:15 - Bum or Crotch?

49:15 - Carlton situation

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144. Tuchel For School Aug 17, 2022

Gode is pretty disappointed in our movie knowledge and we slip in some of the Dad Jokes you love. Another great week on the tools we are pretty sure... maybe not for Dave so much. Here is how it went!

1:50 - Paul Green

3:10 - Gode has a Story

7:35 - Joke of the Day

11:40 - Terrible English Geography and History

15:10 - Alpaca Name Storm

20:50 - EPL Manager Punch Up

25:50 - 2 Babe Ruth and an Anna Bligh

37:15 - Dad Jokes

42:35 - You’re in for a Tweet

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143. Making The Bed Aug 10, 2022

Gode was on his 17th holiday of the year when we recorded this week so he wasn't there live but he still managed to show up plenty... and we had to go on record to edit a mistake from last week. Here is how the episode went:

2:30 - English Mistakes

7:30 - How much is too much lego?

10:30 - Joke of the Day

13:58 - Dreams crushed by penis

17:45 - Must or Dust

34:28 - Gode and Leigh Mic'd Up

40:50 - Travel Tips with Drew

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142. River Rapids Aug 03, 2022

We actually think this is the best episode we have ever done... massively thanks to Andrew's story. Not our usual Andrew... another one. This is how it went:

1:30 - Weinerville

3:38 - Joke of the Day

8:00 - Your Favourite Egg

8:21 - Over Ripened or Under Ripe Banana

10:10 - Buy a Hat

11:36 - Pre Season Torture

14:48 - Your Most Humiliating Moment

18:21 - Andrew's Story

26:34 - Commonwealth Games

35:20 - Full Time Work

39:02 - Social Sin Bin

44:00 - Staff Meeting

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141. Rex Hunt's Rant Jul 27, 2022

Kate McCarthy joins us to give a different perspective on the AFL commentary debate which has been brought to light in the last couple of weeks. We also play our favourite new game (a rip off of two truths and a lie) and it is on movie quotes this time. Here is how it went.

3:18 - Dog or Child?

5:00 - Joke of the Day

9:30 - Scoooouuuttttssss

11:00 - Rex Hunt Facebook Rant

12:35 - Kate McCarthy Joins

19:10 - Is there a gender quota?

28:00 - Movie Quotes Game

36:00 - Baseketball

39:15 - Skin's Stats

48:15 - Mitch's Prediction

51:20 - You're in for a Tweet

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140. Cash or Card? Jul 20, 2022

We are all back together and covering some huge issues that you have brought to us! Here is what you have to look forward to:

02:00 - Gode's 1st Birthday Blues

05:45 - Which eye do you take photos with?

08:45 - Joke of the Day

11:50 - Channel 7 v Cricket Australia

18:10 - The Worst TV Show Ever

21:00 - Must or Dust

32:07 - Give You a Listening To

33:30 - Birthday Wishing Etiquette?

35:30 - Why don't we like Rugby?

42:00 - You're in for a Tweet

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139. Taking Dunny Paper Jul 13, 2022

One of the more challenging podcast episodes to put together so please do bear with us. We definitely got there in the end and even got a couple of familiar faces back and involved again! Here is what you have to look forward to:

1:00 - There is no Gode

1:56 - Disclaimer

3:00 - Leigh Got The Sockolates

8:00 - Rogue Joke of the Day

10:00 - We have hats!

12:30 - Get Savvy Tips

24:00 - Pop Culture with Jacqui

31:00 - How much is too much for a pair of jeans?

34:11 - Gode's Sporting Wrap

38:00 - The worst rule in sport

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138. He’s a 10 but... Jul 06, 2022

What a huge week! Jana back on the podcast which is always a win for everyone concerned. Gode makes a huge admission, and Mitch gives us a serious education. Here is what you have to look forward to:

01:16 - How was Mitch on the buttons?

01:41 - Leigh with a Wedding story.

6:00 - Joke of the Day (It's Good).

08:00 - Jana Enters.

16:26 - How many times do you wash your feet?

24:00 - Mitch on Google Artificial Intelligence.

34:00 - Nick Kyrgios.

44:18 - Leigh gets Rickrolled.

45:39 - William Stroker writes in.

47:54 - Home Alone Tweet.

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137. Nacho, Nacho Man Jun 29, 2022

One of the tougher episodes we have ever put together. Leigh has Covid and is isolating so he was in a different spot. It presented challenges. It wasn't perfect... but we tried hard! Here is how it went:

00:45 - Michael Steps in for Intro.

02:15 - Mitch vs Police

05:00 - I Love Jana

06:26 - Joke of the Day

10:00 - Dog Namestorm

15:50 - State of Origin

18:00 - Gode Hates Refs

28:05 - Social Sin Bin

36:30 - Simpsons

44:45 - You're in for a Tweet

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136. What’s Your Favourite Entrée? Jun 22, 2022

What unbelievable chemistry... which Mitch did not study at university despite reports to the contrary. A special part of this episode is speaking to the "Worst Streaker of All Time". It honestly felt like we had a celebrity on. Here is how it went:

2:30 - Return of the Worst Streaker.

8:05 - Font for Ants.

11:30 - Information for the Pub.

12:17 - The Aim of Basketball.

14:06 - Jordan De Goey and Bali.

16:30 - Kane Cornes Serve.

21:44 - What's so good about Bali?

26:10 - Leigh's Bombshell.

28:00 - Is Dessert the worst of the meals?

30:14 - Where are the main meals?

34:35 - You're a Quizzard Gode.

43:56 - You're in for a Tweet.

47:11 - Pre Goal Celebrations?

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135. Is Swallowing *um Bad For You? Jun 15, 2022

We found out that Gode is really not a fan of Kelly Clarkson. And we had that many Social Sin Bin nominations we had to split them into two! We also have our first disagreement ever. This is how it went:

1:19 - Rogue Pick Up Line.

4:00 - Social Sin Bin.

6:05 - Mitch accused of being a misogynist.

8:38 - Gode's Lettuce Jokes.

9:57 - Joke of the Day.

10:50 - Chewing Gum is expensive.

15:20 - Saffron is more expensive than Gold.

16:56 - How good were our State of Origin predictions?

19:50 - Bailey Smith.

21:50 - Mental Health Social Sin Bin.

32:00 - Give you a listening to!

39:26 - James with one of the great questions.

43:50 - You're in for a Tweet.

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134. Who Runs The World? Jun 08, 2022

We spoke to Tim who is running around the world... we are being quite genuine. It is a world record attempt. Here is how the episode went:

1:45 - Undies or Free balling?

3:57 - Simpsons.

5:08 - Anniversaries.

09:25 - Joke of the Day.

12:00 - Tim Runs The World.

19:50 - 50 pairs of shoes.

25:00 - Charities supported.

27:33 - Tinder Cricket Club.

30:00 - Leigh was piiiooossseed.

33:59 - Ray Warren.

38:00 - Ray Warren and Phil Gould.

40:44 - Fictionary.

47:29 - You're in for a Tweet.

Thank you to Tim Franklin for coming on the podcast and make sure you follow his journey here:

http://www.timrunstheworld.com

Also a shout out to the YouTube channel 'Greatest Game of All' who put together a cracking list of Ray Warren and Phil Gould's best interactions. You can check that video out here.

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133. Meet Our Mum Jun 01, 2022

You get to meet the woman responsible for Leigh and Mitch in this episode! She speaks too far away from the microphone but aside from that she is a guru. This is how the episode went:

5:53 - Trees are Green and Joke of the Day.

7:45 - Meet Mum (not Gode's Mum).

9:45 - Mum's Nicknames.

13:11 - Angry Mum.

15:40 - "Josh, that's a penis."

19:41 - State of Origin.

24:34 - Why Queensland will win.

27:33 - Steve Kerr on gun violence.

33:00 - Cody Simpson makes Commonwealth Games team.

37:04 - Putting the Media on blast.

41:48 - Athletes that are good at other things.

46:01 - Describe your Sex Life with a movie title.

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132. Tackling Children May 25, 2022

Michael joined us for Must or Dust this week just to prove he does more than laugh at his own jokes. Here is how it went:

1:53 - Melbourne Stories.

4:15 - Using a phone as an I-Pad.

6:20 - Reviews.

9:36 - Joke of the Day.

10:53 - Wimbledon vs ATP.

15:50 - Country Puns.

20:11 - Mitch drops puns.

22:50 - Must or Dust.

36:00 - Scott Morrison tackles child.

45:25 - Brilliant chat we always save till last.

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131. Best Pick Up Lines May 18, 2022

Leigh, Mitch and Gode are back together this week where things get slightly rogue during the pick up line section. Parental Guidance is recommended. Here is how it went:

1:35 - Magic Round Story.

6:00 - Reviews (Good People).

8:10 - Joke of the Day from Josh.

9:30 - Change of pace... Andrew Symonds tribute.

12:30 - Favourite Roy Stories.

19:25 - Best and worst pick up line in the same phone call.

21:48 - Pick up lines from the Choccies.

30:30 - Baseball. What is a 'No Hitter?'

36:00 - Social Sin Bin

42:30 - What can you put BBQ Shapes seasoning on?

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130. Good Chat: Daniel Rich May 11, 2022

Daniel Rich is an AFL superstar and has played for the Brisbane Lions for over 10 years now. He has amassed more than 250 games in that time and is a pivotal member of the Brisbane Lions backline which has been formidable across the past three seasons.

This how the chat went!

4:00 - Playing for the Brisbane Lions at the moment.

5:58 - Getting drafted.

9:40 - Who provides the most laughs?

13:00 - Jumping on the Brisbane Lions bandwagon.

16:00 - Changing positions.

18:30 - Disappearing All Australian Blazer.

21:00 - Losing Finals.

23:42 - Thirteen Pre-seasons.

30:13 - Playing footy post career.

34:25 - Golf.

42:47 - Kicking significantly better than everyone.

46:48 - The Miracle on Grass

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129. Should Guys Wear Tights May 04, 2022

2:22 - Slightly older people and technology.

6:40 - Cracking Joke of the Day from a listener.

7:53 - Eloise joins us for some uncomfortable conversation stories.

20:30 - Best/ Biggest Blow Ups!

31:00 - Must or Dust

38:24 - Friend of the Show Presentation to Harry.

44:45 - You're in for a Tweet

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128. ”Get Your Hands Off My...” Apr 27, 2022

1:40 - Pop Culture: Amber Heard & Johnny Depp.

2:23 - Identity Theft Via Laurence.

16:00 - Democracy Manifest.

22:54 - What can't you do that you should be able to do?

33:12 - Newsworthy Stories.

39:50 - Giving the Listeners a Listening to.

47:26 - Mitch's Pun.

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127. You’re Not Getting Paid Enough Apr 20, 2022

1:45 - Why is Leigh so slow?

6:20 - Chapped Lips Joke Of The Day.

8:25 - Jana is on and talks about those people that wave on the road before an Election; and then plays a game of Would You Rather.

37:55 - Social Sin Bin.

36:30 - Skin's Stats. Do good players make good coaches?

50:59 - Pavlova is from New Zealand!

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126. That’s Flare Enough Apr 13, 2022

1:08 - The old switcheroo on the names.

2:52 - Housekeeping

6:27 - Cheezels Joke

7:30 - Streakers

14:36 - Reality TV

23:00 - Golf chat and Bucket List travel events.

31:45 - You're a Quizzard Gode

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125. Good Chat: Hudson Young Apr 08, 2022

Hudson Young from the Canberra Raiders (an NRL club in Australian for any overseas listeners) joins us for a chat! Firstly it is worth noting that he is one of the more entertaining blokes you could hope to come across.

He takes us through some of the things that come under scrutiny at the Canberra Raiders... mainly haircuts, dogs and girlfriends.

Ricky Stuart's blow ups get a mention, the famous Viking clap and the magnificent photo Hudson managed to get with Marnus Labuschagne.

Great intensity throughout!

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124. Riding Totally Nude Apr 06, 2022

4:40 - Skin skippered his side to a premiership.

9:40 - Lance 'Buddy' Franklin and that 1000th goal.

14:20 - Where are you spreading those ashes?

17:00 - Is Will Smith the most overrated actor on the planet?

22:37 - Trading for a bag of Red Frogs.

27:15 - Racehorse names from the Chocolatiers.

34:00 - Giving more Choccies a good listening to!

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123. Luke Beveridge vs Tom Morris Mar 23, 2022

1:45 - Should you say sorry if someone walks into you?

4:49 - A life hack for getting you clothes washed.

8:00 - Joke of the Day

9:20 - What to make of Luke Beveridge, Tom Morris and how the comments got out in public.

23:23 - Must or Dust!

32:25 - Billy Walters from the Brisbane Broncos is on the phone.

44:38 - Racehorse Namestorm ideas!

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122. Sayings Said Wrong Mar 16, 2022

1:20 - Leigh's Black Eye story!

4:25 - Gode has Joke of the Day.

5:29 - Sayings Said Wrong

12:02 - Are ACL injuries more common at the moment?

18:48 - Fictionary (very tough edition).

25:50 - Charlie Parker from the Western Bulldogs AFL club!

39:35 - Solving a listener issue for him.

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121. Vale Shane Warne Mar 09, 2022

1:40 - Gode was a hero at Bundaberg Airport.

6:12 - Cracking Joke of the Day.

6:58 - Rod Marsh and Shane Warne.

16:48 - Jana is here to help us through some negative feedback.

37:23 - Haz's NRL season 2022 predictions.

45:27 - A listener query.

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120. Good Chat: Jason Daniel LSKD Mar 02, 2022

We weren't able to catch up for our weekly We Got The Chocolates podcast due to the flooding in Brisbane. However, we were very fortunate to have a "Good Chat" episode up our sleeve ready to go.

Jason Daniel is the founder and CEO of global clothing brand LSKD. Jason has a passion for sport, fitness and adventure and that is evident in the street and sportswear brand he has created.

We talk to him about the journey of getting his company to where it is today. From starting it out in a bedroom when he was in High School to moving to a new HQ in 2022.

He covers the challenges of working two jobs in the initial stages, why he wanted to start a clothing brand and how he got so into his adventure sports!

We have a great thing going with LSKD currently and Leigh is looking to really improve his dress sense with some stylish oversized clothing. Head to LSKD and and your discount code will automatically be applied!

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119. Pokémon Puns Feb 23, 2022

1:40 - Budgy Smuggler call to action... Purchase here.

6:18 - Self appointed nicknames... Must or Dust?

8:40 - Frozen penis.

10:55 - Police officers fired for playing Pokèmon GO.

13:27 - Sam Heazlett and the missing wallet.

19:15 - The worst things that can happen in sport.

33:10 - NBA All Stars

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118. You Know What I’m Saying? Feb 16, 2022

1:12 - It would be a huge help to us if you grab a pair of Budgy Smugglers!

2:15 - Trio Joke of the Day from a listener.

4:00 - How could Leigh be late to a charity game?

6:50 - Winter Olympics

16:15 - James Blunt makes us create a playlist.

21:40 - Super Bowl LVI (The Half Time Show, the result and learning the game).

26:35 - The greatest trivia segment we have done... Super Bowl specific.

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117: ”We Got The Chocolates, Jana” Feb 09, 2022

1:15 - We Got The Chocolates Budgy Smugglers are finally here! Support us by grabbing some and showing them off... https://budgysmuggler.com.au/collections/we-got-the-chocolates

3:35 - A listener named Mary has sent in the Joke Of The Day.

5:30 - Haz tells a whole story without naming one specific brand or company.

9:45 - Jana is in! She talks about followers on Instagram, parenting, and what to buy for an Engagement Party or Wedding.

28:30 - The Justin Langer (Australia's recently resigned cricket coach) saga.

39:30 - Kelly Slater wins a title at 50 years of age! Who else has done something like that?

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116. Brisbane Heat Mean Tweets Feb 02, 2022

2:15 - A couple of jokes from our listeners!

4:00 - What is it like to have COVID?

8:57 - Joe Rogan drama.

12:50 - What number should be the higher speed on your fan?

17:27 - Sam Heazlett reads out the inboxes he received throughout the BBL.

23:42 - Retiring a batsman in the BBL?

28:00 - Fines meeting

34:45 - Australian Open

39:29 - Grace Tame vs Sco Mo

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115. Why Novak Djokovic’s Visa Was Cancelled Jan 19, 2022

2:30 - National Day of Nothing Joke

4:43 - Gode's son won't stop swearing

8:17 - Namestorm (we have to name cows)

15:09 - Novak Djokovic... what is going on?

26:00 - Holiday from Hell story with a caller

34:34 - Brisbane Lions AFLW player Belle Dawes is on the phone!

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114. On Location: Holiday Is Over Jan 14, 2022

On the tools (as per usual) at The Gabba. Should Gode be playing for the Brisbane Heat? You would think a pilot would know what city they are flying to right? James Bazley caught Covid so we caught up with him on the phone. Good luck in your future listening endeavours.

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113. On Location: Why Beer Is Good For You Dec 15, 2021

Long Episode because it is our last of the year! Strap yourself in...

2:50 - In some places we are considered "D Grade Celebs"

3:40 - Gode has a Christmas themed Joke of the Day

4:50 - Mitch's beer mixing story

7:26 - Matt from Range Brewing gives us the background to his business

17:18 - Must or Dust

27:40 - Sports Wrap... Ashes, BBL (with Sam Heazlett) and Sam Kerr vs pitch invader.

50:42 - Social Sin Bin

1:00:03 - You're in for a Tweet

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112. Good Chat: Jack Leach Dec 08, 2021

2:50 - Jack Leach's trip to Australia

3:30 - Nicknames

8:00 - Pranks on Leachy

12:47 - Swooped by a Magpie

20:00 - The journey to playing Test cricket

29:28 - "The worst of luck"

32:30 - That Headingley Test

50:39 - Overcoming setbacks

57:00 - 2021 Ashes Preview

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111. Why Intensity Matters (Taylor‘s Version) Dec 01, 2021

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110. Who Is Tim Paine? Nov 24, 2021

1:40 - When was the last time you had Hungry Jacks

3:20 - Josh sends in the Joke Of The Day

4:20 - Mitch's romantic holiday

12:40 - Your best karaoke options

22:00 - Tim Paine Analysis

29:40 - Diooooccckkk pics in general?

36:00 - Matthew Willans from the Brisbane Heat joins us

41:20 - Tweet of the Week

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109. On Location: The Gabba Nov 17, 2021

2:26 - Leigh accused a kid of chewing gum.

4:46 - Mitch is Dublin down for Joke Of The Day.

5:31 - Some of the prank stories you have sent in.

13:20 - Cricket T20 World Cup.

19:20 - Liam Jones retirement.

27:06 - Are AFL and NRL damaging the international sporting prowess of Australia.

35:40 - You're A Quizzard Gode

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108. Skinfold Testing and Bikinis Nov 10, 2021

2:00 - Skin was pranked at work!

5:20 - Leigh's "Sundae" Joke of the Day

7:20 - Questions from listeners

14:45 - "Fictionary". What is that word?

19:17 - Sport Wrap (Australian Focused)

31:07 - Chat with Jess Johnson who is a Fitness Model and Bikini competition athlete!

40:56 - You're In for a Tweet

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107. Your First Email Address Nov 03, 2021

2:53 - Leigh's sleeping self defence mechanism

6:38 - Your first email address

11:29 - Must or Dust

20:15 - Sports Chat (Ash Barty, T20 World Cup, Quinton De Kock)

34:19 - You're A Quizzard Gode

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106. Bring Back Usman Khawaja Oct 27, 2021

1:30 - Gode has a run-in at Bunnings

5:00 - One jingle is causing massive headaches

6:30 - The Hammock Man (from The Inspired Unemployed's Instagram stories)

19:23 - Sporting Talking Points:

2 Refs in the NRL, Ashes First Test Team, NBA 75th Anniversary

38:20 - Sam Heazlett provides an update on the Queensland Bulls stolen gear

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105. Jana You Choose Where We Eat Oct 20, 2021

3:00 - Jana Gillam joins us!

13:13 - Asking For A Friend (Why are we in the doghouse?)

26:00 - Sports Wrap; Redcliffe Dolphins, WBBL, The Everest

42:26 - "Social Sin Bin" (Please stop hammering women's sport)

51:47 - You're In For A Tweet

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104. Stolen Uber Eats! Oct 13, 2021

1:45 - Worse debut than Andrew Gode's?

2:50 - World Egg Day - Egg-traordinary Jokes

7:30 - "Namestorm; Can we name 4 pet hens?

16:40 - Sports Wrap and Who got the chocolates?

31:10 - We call Sam Heazlett to hear the robbery stories.

42:25 - James Blunt wins "You're in for a Tweet"

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103. From a Stripper‘s Stiletto? Sep 29, 2021

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102. Retired or Gave Up? Sep 22, 2021

1:15 - Sam Heazlett's Dad is really struggling to impress him!

5:06 - Mitch is on Joke of the Day and had an expensive shark swimming story.

6:35 - Dr Death has lead an irrational fear of surgeries.

11:54 - We add to our vocabulary with the "Urban Dictionary" game.

17:35 - Sports Wrap: Brownlow Medal, Afghanistan Cricket Test Series, NRL Finals, Coaching Appointments

30:27 - When is it time to hang up the boots?

34:39 - We are owing someone a Friend Of The Show Card

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101. Are Their Hopes Gawn? Sep 15, 2021

1:14 - Mitch has some shattering news.

3:17 - Disney themed Joke Of The Day

5:42 - When has someone got your name the most wrong?

14:44 - Sporting Wrap/ Who Got The Chocolates?

22:40 - Skin's Stats Melbourne Demons Edition

30:15 - Gode's Guest for this week is former Queensland Cricketer Chris Swan

36:34 - You're In For a Tweet

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100. Marnus Labuschagne: ”The First Hundred is Always Special” Sep 08, 2021

Marnus Labuschagne joins Leigh Drennan and Andrew Gode to help notch our hundredth episode! Here is how it went down.

2:29 - Marnus enters his Dad Joke.

3:54 - Life chat!

Reality TV, Grammatical errors, Must or Dust and a tattoo story.

27:30 - Sports Chat!

Tennis games against John Millman, frustrating things cricket coaches say, wearing a microphone in a game, the celebrations of the 2020/21 Sheffield Shield Celebrations and Australian captaincy ambitions.

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99. Martin Woofer King Sep 01, 2021

1:23 - Mitch gave away a free tute at uni.

4:36 - Gode's Breaststroke joke.

6:10 - What is your gap filler word?

9:41 - Funniest/ Strangest pet names.

16:29 - Australian sports wrap. Most notably Latrell Mitchell and Toby Greene.

31:30 - Skin's Stats.

36:18 - Tweet of the Week.

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98. Nick Benton: ”In Front of Two and a Half People” Aug 25, 2021

1:44 - Nick Benton has pulled off one of the great stitch ups before we even started.

3:00 - Nick tells his go to joke for joke of the day.

5:15 - How he managed to find himself on Season 23 of Big Brother.

11:18 - The secret to navigating a long engagement (for Mitch).

13:00 - How can bakeries charge so much for sauce!

16:00 - The colourblind painter.

22:06 - Benno's hundreds in both innings.

23:42 - That crowd catch.

28:00 - The most heroic performance you've ever seen.

30:52 - The heads game!

34:10 - The art of sledging in grade cricket.

42:26 - Why he loves the Sydney Swans.

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97. First and Last Date Aug 18, 2021

1:04 - Gode had to watch a sex scene with an 80 year old lady.

2:37 - A Joke of the Day competition!

6:27 - Nikki The Chameleon is on to tell her worst dating story.

15:34 - Australian Cricket update.

22:06 - Some serious concerns for the QLD Bulls players over the new wristband they are wearing.

24:29 - Social Sin Bin.

32:51 - What is with the punching horses?

35:36 - What is in the modern pentathlon?

37:52 - You're In For A Tweet.

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96. That‘s A False Start Aug 11, 2021

1:10 - A seriously fiscally responsible (tight) friend has a great life hack for getting a free drink.

5:12 - A Scandinavian joke of the day kicks us off.

6:00 - The worst date Leigh has ever been on!

10:18 - Best listener dating stories.

16:17 - Talking points from the Tokyo Olympics.

33:51 - Taylor Walker suspension.

36:10 - Overused Sporting Buzzphrases.

42:40 - You're In For A Tweet.

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Rehashed: Harry Grant Episode 56 Jul 28, 2021

We are on break at the moment but that certainly will not stop us from providing some quality listening experiences! Episode 56 was where we were able to chat to a man we hope to see back in action this weekend for the Melbourne Storm; Harry Grant. He has plenty of dirt on his team mate Christian Welch, he talks about his love for surfing and contributes to the "Wearing tights with no shorts over the top" debate.

We return properly on the 5th of August 2021 for Episode 96! That is next week.

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BONUS EPISODE: DAD JOKES Jul 21, 2021

Your favourite social media videos all rolled into one streamable audio listening experience that forms the greatest resource we have ever created. You will now have a one stop shop for any jokes you may wish to tell at work, at sport or with your friends over the next few days!

Featuring all your favourites: Leigh Drennan, Mitchell Drennan, Sam Heazlett, Rory Smith, Jana Gillam, Matthew Gillam, Eloise Allen and Michael Kelly.

Please enjoy and we hope to see you back here!

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Rehashed: EPISODE 78 Jul 14, 2021

We are on break at the moment but we wanted to make sure you had something to listen to so we have taken you for a trip down memory lane. This was one of our favourite episodes of the podcast. It includes a great story from Spencer Johnson, Mitchell Drennan exploring the possibility of changing cricket balls to a different material and Jana Gillam trying to give us some life advice.

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95. Live: On The Deck Jun 30, 2021

This episode was recorded live and is available to watch on Facebook.

Leigh told us about a classic mix up around teacher names, before realising he’d made an even larger blunder by forgetting to record the first half of the episode!

Simmons hosts us and leads a ‘Must or Dust’ segment which was ambushed by Leigh's attempt to highlight his own AFL performance on the weekend.

Sam Heazlett even found some dirt on Simmons by scrolling through his Instagram page.

Former Sydney Thunder wicketkeeper Jay Lenton joins us to talk State of Origin while Mitch is busy answering listeners’ Skin’s Stats requests on how superior Queensland is (or was) in State Of Origin.

Listener, Hayley, won over $800 of Alchemy Cordial Australia products. She will be able to try every product, including all 17 coffee syrup flavours.

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94. Georgia Redmayne: "It's Not Usually Like This" Jun 23, 2021

The incredibly talented Georgia Redmayne ditches the wicketkeeping gloves and joins us for a chat!

She has played all over Australia and overseas so is well qualified to discuss the best tea options and why she believes the phrase "wettest summer ever" is overused in England. .

Georgia’s running and diving style come into question but she also tells a stunning story about her a double hat-trick in under 12s which restores her confidence.

Georgia is a doctor (real one as Leigh establishes) and has a handy trick that she self-prescribed for how to keep playing after breaking a finger on the cricket field.

Dr Redmayne was dobbed in by her teammates for loving red wine. Dr Red-wine they call her!

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93. Half Sucked Starburst Jun 16, 2021

Leigh explains his week of chaos given that Gode changed his work iPad's language to Cantonese.

Sam Heazlett has created his own joke and Leigh gets a very late Tight Arse nomination.

State of Origin Game 1 talking points and best player performances.

Social Sin Bin targeting comments on NRL, AFL and Cricket.

We know a guy who finished the recent Ironman in Cairns; he tells us how he got through it and there are a few coaching blow ups to talk through!

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92. Chatting At The Urinal Jun 09, 2021

Best on ground awards are the greatest accolade one could possibly win... discuss.

Disgruntled listeners tell us about some of their rogue reasons for being dropped. Ironically Leigh and Gode are both heavily involved in these stories.

Must or Dust is back as we target morning news shows, daytime naps, urinal chat and photography.

Skin uses his statistical genius to tell us who won State Of Origin Game 1 and by how much (despite us recording before the match was played.)

Alchemy Cordial Australia have been supporting the podcast for so long that we decided to award their owner Mal with FOTS card number 12!

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91. Mark Knowles: He's In Your Head Jun 02, 2021

The We Got The Chocolates studio is full this week, with former Australian Kookaburras Hockey Captain, Mark Knowles joining us for the episode.

Mark has more Hockey medals than you can poke a stick at having represented Australia at the Olympics, Commonwealth Games and World Cups over the last 15 years.

From not making the QLD U15 Hockey team to breaking his ankle on the first day he made the national team, Mark faced plenty of challenges before being named the best hockey player in the world.

Andrew Gode constantly brings up his own career and likens the Australian Kookaburras playing developing Hockey nations to him bowling to Leigh in games against each other!

Thanking you! Good luck in the fute.

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90. How I Popped The Question May 26, 2021

There were lots of sin bins during the most recent NRL round but even more in our Social Sin Bin segment!

Marnus Labuschagne has a batting technique article written about him by every Tom, Dick and Harry which doesn't really impress us!

Mitch was ambushed by a bunch of retirees who setup a makeshift wedding for him on a bus tour.

Our 12th Friend Of The Show Card is presented to a guest that we brought on to embarrass Leigh, but unfortunately it mostly backfires as his tyres get pumped up instead.

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89. Jimmy Peirson: "Cerebral Attack" May 19, 2021

Jimmy looks back on his younger days as a fiscally responsible rookie contracted player and what he spent his first pay cheque on.

We talk about his development on the field; from long term 2nd choice QLD wicket-keeper to his breakout season as Queensland Bulls and Brisbane Heat captain. We mention his off the field development in dress code, from earrings and trendy hair cuts to RM Williams and Akubras.

He is reminded of the nightmares of facing Andrew Gode in club cricket and the mental disintegration he was subjected to, but gets his own back as we reminisce on debut games....

There is even time for Jimmy to critique his own parenting skills and for Gode to join him in outlining how fatherhood made him a better cricketer!

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88. Brisbane Heat; Steph Curry v Lebron James with James Bazley May 12, 2021

Two regulars are missing but one original member comes back! James Bazley is back on the podcast after an amazing summer of cricket for the Brisbane Heat and Redlands Tigers. He talks cricket, marriage and podcast progress.

We are joined by Jason Fiddes who loves basketball and Steph Curry but also works as a player welfare manager for the New Zealand Warriors (not Golden State Warriors).

Mitch’s pockets are heavier after a big win in Mackay but have they been lightened by the purchase of a ring?

Sam Heazlett's Instagram influencer like tactics are called into question.

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87. Bash For Cash with Nathan Reardon May 05, 2021

This is our first ever podcast on the road! We record from Mackay at the Great Barrier Reef Arena. Having a beer, watching some cricket and having a chat to Nathan Reardon.

Reardo has played multiple seasons of BBL cricket for the Adelaide Strikers, Brisbane Heat and Hobart Hurricanes. He also played for the QLD Bulls so he takes the role of “professional athlete” on this episode.

He talks us through his contributions in the T20 Bash For Cash Tournament, and Leigh and Mitch Drennan’s lack of contributions. He has many solutions for people that can’t hit sixes after claiming he hit the biggest six of all time.

We get his opinion on who is funnier out of Sam Heazlett and James Bazley. He tells us his thoughts on podcasts, why he hated cricket at the end of his career and how he went facing Jofra Archer.

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86. Birkenstocks and Beers Apr 28, 2021

Leigh missed the train home and managed to travel on an express train, 8 stations the wrong way, clearly it was someone else’s fault though.

Mitch ambushes Leigh as he ousts him for rocking up to an appointment in a full suit… from the night before.

The Social Sin Bin allows for people to go in based on their spelling, an egotistical view of their own importance and their horrid jokes. Some people have impressed us though!

New segment called “Must or Dust” that decides whether Self Serve Registers, Birkenstocks and craft beer are essential or overrated.

We tell you about the big week on the tools we have coming up!

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85. Mad Monday Apr 21, 2021

The Queensland Bulls won the Sheffield Shield but Sam Heazlett reveals to us that the podcast has gotten him in strife within the squad.

Haz is wearing questionable kit after coming straight from Mad Monday! We tell celebratory Mad Monday stories and hear others from listeners.

Leigh ‘tells all’, revealing freshly uncovered details from his Bruce Oxenford run-in. He does this partly in song parody form.

Our new Friend Of The Show shares a gruesome, mowing related story of why his Second Grade side lost the Grand Final.

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84. Two Shirts, No Pants Apr 14, 2021

We have a special guest delivering the Joke of the Day and hear word that our recent local sporting hero may be struggling living in the spotlight from his new found fame.

Andrew Gode's dad delivered an unplayable delivery to one of our listeners.

We discuss which sports have the biggest home ground advantage and find out that our followers seem to be experts in a wide range of rather niche sports.

Gode shares some controversial thoughts on the NRL’s new rules and Mitch brings out his inner statman once again on the topic of Brownlow and Dally M medals.

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83. Harry Wilson: "I'm The Biggest Bandwagon Supporter There Is" Apr 07, 2021

This man does not do things slowly! He went from playing club rugby for Brothers, to playing for the QLD Reds and then the Wallabies, all in the space of 2 years. He explains why he will always wear the red headgear and who he would play NRL for if he converted.

He holds the record for the fastest GPS cricket century and claims to be the most talented cricketer in his family, despite averaging 0.33 with the bat in 3 first grade games. Mitch compares his First Grade statistics.

We speak about his questionable choice in alcoholic beverages, his role as gym captain, listening to Justin Bieber on repeat and his take on the Rugby League vs Union debate.

The fines system at the QLD Reds is also intriguing. Leigh contributes an idea that Harry might use to make it even better!

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82. Solo Synchronised Swimming Mar 24, 2021

Our ear is to the ground as we discuss a couple of listener voicemails about the notion of "Champing" and being "Champed" and whether anger management classes really work.

Jamie Ryan is the Local Sporting Hero after taking 21 wickets in his last three bowling innings and scoring a free season!

Mitch talk about Olympic sports that have been dropped from the games over the years and the largest crowds ever recorded at the Olympic Games.

Cameron Smith has retired but we have waited to it was out of the news to talk about it. The AFL has a new "Man on the Mark" rule so we have to take a 'stand'.

Uber is missing out on a ‘huge’ number of potential business opportunities so we try to help them out.

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81. You're In For A Tweet Mar 17, 2021

Leigh Drennan is confronted about his poor performance last episode but the tide quickly turns as Mitchell Drennan is grilled for missing a whole-club photo.

Sam Heazlett goes through some more weird sporting injuries and village moments being brought to us by elite and non-professional sportspeople.

Cricket Australia and Queensland Bulls super-fan, Max, joins us to talk about his love for domestic cricket, sending off the opposition and his constructive criticism for the Queensland Bulls players. He even remembers Andrew Gode's career!

We speak to Joel Hamilton from Australian Cricket Institute about the exciting new cricket venture called the Brisbane Premier League.

Finally, Leigh unveils his secret project, a new segment that went surprisingly well, ‘You’re in for a Tweet’.

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80. Picking Up At A Swimming Carnival Mar 10, 2021

Innocent mistake or poor choice of words? Hear our opinion and the fallout from Shane Warne’s ‘proper footy’ comment.

The worst places to try and pick up (which even includes some scholarly references; in addition to the first hand recounts).

Sam Heazlett leads us in a 'What are the chances' segment as he tells you how he met his girlfriend.

A rare sequence of events involving Andrew Gode in our Queensland Premier Cricket game for Redlands Tigers against Valley District Cricket Club leads to a discussion on ‘village’ moments you have experienced and seen.

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79. More Nudity Than Usual Mar 03, 2021

Mitch has his chair stolen from him... well the back of it at least!

Bad pitches or batting? Skin runs his stats microscope over the 2 day test match between India and England.

We find out some weird and wacky ways that people have injured themselves.

We ask how we can possibly go on without Bruce Macavaney commentating AFL games and present a new Friend Of The Show card.

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78. What To Buy Your Girlfriend Feb 24, 2021

We speak to Adelaide Strikers bowler, Spencer Johnson about his return to club cricket and a story about clocking off in the second innings to talk to his girlfriend.

He also tells the story of setting the Darwin Golf Course on fire with Fireworks.

What to make of the Novak Djokovic fake injuries and what is with the random booing after the Australian Open final?

Mitch fields a question from a listener; how do you feel about playing with leather cricket balls whilst being a vegan?

Jana Gillam replaces Gode to answer some "Asking For A Friend" questions. Mitch is in the doghouse with his girlfriend and it doesn't look like he's coming out!

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77. Jack Wood: "Everything I Do In Life Is Really Not By The Book" Feb 17, 2021

Jack Wood on just how nervous he was when he made his BBL debut for the Brisbane Heat! Getting a wicket first ball and getting abuse from the crowd.

He explains why he doesn't think too much of surfing, and why everything he does, he does weirdly.

Who does he have a bromance with from within the Brisbane Heat squad? How does his board-game prowess stack up against Sam Heazlett's?

Is it acceptable to be "that guy" that pulls out the guitar at parties?

Get in touch with us by sending your comments, stories and queries through at our website.

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76. LIVE: We Got The Chocolates Feb 10, 2021

The Rolling Stones, honestly, they aren’t very good.... they just one band on Gode’s list of most overrated things in the world! After some early technical difficulties we take the risk of going live for the first time and answer listener questions during the episode.

Matthew Renshaw joins our exclusive Friend Of The Show club, and discusses his BBL10 experience with the Adelaide Strikers. We also talk to a Sydney Sixers player Tom Rogers, the day after their win over Perth in the Final and find out why they were so successful.

We research whether cows moo in regional accents and nominate our most underrated players of the BBL!

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75. Sam Heazlett Reads Mean Tweets Feb 03, 2021

The night Sam Heazlett rescued the Brisbane Heat. Obviously he was assisted by Jimmy Peirson and other teammates, which we also mention… just less frequently.

Who are the worst runners between wickets in cricket? What did Haz’s teammates think of the LBR (Low Bat Raise)?

We have Heazlett on the line responding to some of the classy tweets and comments that were written about him mid innings.

Mitch offered an insightful analysis into the Power Surge, as well as settling a debate over who has scored more hundreds out of Leigh Drennan and Andrew Gode; you would be within your rights to think, “Who cares”.

There are some cracking new jokes and plenty of reused innuendo ones to round out the episode.

We would love to hear from you if you have a story for us from your own sport on the weekend (regardless of the level), if you have an idea, a link to a guest or you want to get your hands on the We Got The Chocolates merchandise. You can do all those things by visiting our website.

Good luck in the future!

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74. Day For It Jan 27, 2021

Hottest 100 songs and Hottest 100 Beers. We talk quite a bit about one and not a lot about the other.

Did Douglas Henry Nut invent the doughnut?

Day for it, DFI or Dave Ferrit. What is it and why is it overpowering Instagram? Leigh tells us in his Parody.

Andrew Gode leads a BBL10 new rules review and offers ways to fix the competition.

Tim Paine is copping a hammering from many social media experts who Mitch puts in the Social Sin Bin.

We have a story about a recreational drug user going on a Ski Trip to Canada!

Get in touch with us with your stories, ideas, queries or do browse some merchandise at our website!

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73. Morne Morkel: "I Risked My Life For A Pair Of Oakley's" Jan 20, 2021

Morne Morkel is with Sam Heazlett in the Brisbane Heat BBL hotel bubble. He holds a world record for the most amount of wickets taken from No Balls in international cricket.

Morne talks about recovering from his ankle injury and the weeks of quarantine he has had to do in the lead up to his first game in the Big Bash.

He has encountered Sam Heazlett's frugal ways during a fines meeting. Heazlett explains why he isn't a huge fan of facing Morne in the nets and Morne explains what living with AB de Villiers was like!

Australia was a horrible place to tour when Morne first made the South African squad. He was even abused by a 12 year old!

If you have a guest you would like us to reach out to, get in contact at the website here.

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72. Shane Warne & Andrew Symonds - The Mics Are Still On Boys Jan 13, 2021

We review the break, trips to Adelaide to contribute nothing for West Torrens in the SACA competition, the Covid test and Andrew Gode starts the new year off with a joke.

The Brisbane Heat Facebook page provides a lot of 'Social Sin Bin' candidates, as does the Marnus Labuschagne on air critique that involves Shane Warne, Andrew Symonds, Tim Paine and Matthew Wade. It also cost us our place in the Instagram network which is mildly inconvenient... and by that we mean, pretty rough actually.

Donald Trump supporters also spend some time in the bin by the way. We hear a story from Brad Murphy on part two of 'Gode's Guests' about an Egyptain Tennis Ball cricketer and why he invited Brad to his wedding. Gode blasts the opener for his segment.

Our friend Trent had no idea that "Air Quotes" actually had a "How To" guide and he has been misusing them for most of his life.

We are off instagram as you will hear but you can get in touch and explore our other episodes and content at our website.

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71. Wally Lewis: Ring A Ding Ding It's The King Dec 16, 2020

Andrew Gode makes his first in person appearance on the podcast. He even provides a different location for the podcast to be recorded.

"Skin's Stats" is back as Mitch goes for the 'Lowest Totals in Cricket' edition.

Wally Lewis is on for a chat to Leigh about his movements at the moment, his new book and his thoughts on the rule changes for the 2021 NRL season.

Brad "Spud" Murphy is on for the first instalment of "Gode's Guests" to talk about his coaching stint in the IPL and his suggested rule changes for the BBL.

We start the process of developing a cricket cheat sheet for any non-cricket lovers to still contribute to summer conversations across the next six weeks!

Get in touch with us by visiting the We Got The Chocolates website. Any stories, FOTS applications or interview leads!

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70. Swearing On Livestream Dec 09, 2020

Sam Heazlett is not able to be with us as he completes his "soft quarantine" or "purification process" as Leigh calls it.

Mitch has a great idea for Leighthal’s Christmas gift and it involves his significant hair loss.

Who Got The Chocolates features one of the great verbal gaffes from Mitch and our thoughts on the Wallabies National Anthem debate.

After last week’s chat about sporting blow ups, Leigh has produced a magnificent story right on cue… and it was live streamed.

We tried to tackle our fears head on as we speak to the man who ambushed our cricket team over the weekend, Jason Floros. Jason also gives us some insight into bowling to Chris Lynn.

Get to our website, click on contact us and drop us a story, you can send it by the website form or record it into the Speakpipe.

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69. Sledging In Subway Dec 02, 2020

Leighthal had a runaway kid on his latest relief teaching day. The reasoning for the bolt will surprise you! Apparently bullying has taken a lot of new forms.

Why is Leigh so scared of Chris Lynn? Greg Norman's followers have won the internet in the comments section.

Mitch tells us the story about the day he was sprayed in the line at subway!

We talk large sporting blow ups: Shane Warne, Jimmy Connors and Serena Williams all make the list.

Haz gets Leigh and Mitch's sister, Bryonnie, on board to dish some serious dirt on both of them... but Mitch comes out unscathed; Leigh does not.

A listener has a story about why you should play it safe and have a beer, instead of going to training.

If you have a story for us, visit the website and drop us a line or even record a message on the Speakpipe.

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68. Test The Cordial Nov 25, 2020

The Brisbane Heat have signed James Bazley, yet another host of the podcast to be signed with the Heat… Leigh and Mitch are still waiting.

Leighthal forgot his box for cricket training and had to get very creative to ensure the seeds were looked after.

We have a live Social Sin Binning, as Jason joins us on the phone after being relentless on the poor old Brisbane Heat marketing team.

We discuss the worst sporting awards you can possibly win which actually leads to discussing the best McDonalds dining rooms.

Plenty of applications for a Friend Of The Show card and we get one of the standout applicants on for a chat.

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67. Jack Wildermuth: "Do I Send Him The Highlights Reel?" Nov 18, 2020

Jack Wildermuth is another man who has got the better of Skin on the cricket field!

We chat about his move from the Melbourne Renegades back to the Brisbane Heat.

BBL10 will have three new rules and Wildermuth gives his thoughts on those.

We get his T20 match day eating routine and talk about him being the Kryptonite for Australian selector George Bailey.

Jack has a long list of nicknames, refers to Leigh as the bus driver and spends time debating whether his origins are city or country.

We even have time to reminisce about the best prank Wildermuth and Adam Lockhart-Krause pulled off many years ago.

What really will help you this BBL season is being adequately clothed. For that we would recommend some WGTC merchandise.

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66. I Would Have Made It But... Nov 11, 2020

Who got the chocolates last week? Has to be Will Pucovski, the Wallabies and the Maroons.

We get Mitch to display some more emotion on a topic that actually fires him up.

What stopped you from making it as a professional athlete?

Leighthal informs everyone of his podcast spending while we chat to our local sporting hero of the week, Daniel Drew.

What is the worst trophy you have ever been presented with? We have a couple stinkers for you!

The FOTS card application form is now live! You can apply to obtain your card and be on the podcast here.

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65. Can I Have Your Autograph? Nov 04, 2020

Social Sin Bin is here! We target braggers, Joe Burns haters and obvious comments.

FOTS check in with Friend of the Show number 0001… Aaron Parsons. He airs his grievances about the postage process, and how the card has cleared up a persistent rash.

A FOTS card has somehow found its way onto EBAY and the post includes some intriguing background imagery.

We introduce a new segment called Perfect Partners with Parso.

Andrew Gode tells us who won the Melbourne Cup this year …. the only problem is, he had to tell us the night before the race was run.

Mitch was asked for his autograph on the weekend by a man he was playing cricket against… and it was not because of his cricketing ability.

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64. Ian Healy: "First Time I've Fallen Asleep On The Field" Oct 28, 2020

What could Cricket Australia have done better to get the season underway earlier?

Why does Mitch have beef with Ian?

What is in more strife? Heals’ hamstrings or his fingers?

How did he get to be Wicketkeeping for Australia after only 6 First Class games for Queensland?

What did Australian Test cricketers earn in 1989? What cricketers did we think Heals hated… but he actually liked?

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63. Marnus Labuschagne Wins A Medal Oct 21, 2020

There are some significant issues with the accuracy of the caricatures we have been utilising.

Leighthal needs an Alchemy beverage due to the hangover he is experiencing. He still finds time to prank Skin though.

We relive some of the highlights and obviously the lowlights from the boys flag winning performance on the weekend.

We try to find out Haz’s net worth and talk about the biggest six that has ever been hit!

Asking For A Friend is back with Jana in the studio as we look at the cheat codes for meeting someone new, and why a day of parenting is not as hard as a day in the field.

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62. The Hangover 4 Oct 14, 2020

Heazlett is trying to find the right breakfast combo between Alchemy Health Elixir drinks and KFC nuggets.

A local sporting hero took all ten wickets in an innings last weekend. We couldn’t speak to him so instead we spoke to… someone he dismissed.

Mitch grills Heazlett about his omission from the Queensland Sheffield Shield squad that travels to Adelaide.

Andrew Gode checks in to tell the greatest celebration story we have ever heard. It involves a phone charger, a paper clip and the head from a fox suit.

There is even a FOTS card application to round out the episode!

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61. Michael Kasprowicz: "The Fashionable Bowler For Unfashionable Tours" Oct 07, 2020

Michael Kasprowicz on his unbelievable T20 record and that first international T20 game against New Zealand (where he sported some magnificent facial hair and a headband).

Rebranding and marketing himself as the fashionable bowler for unfashionable tours. He challenges the perception of the “dumb fast bowler”.

Whether DRS would have saved him and Australia in the second test at Edgbaston in the 2005 Ashes series.

He gives us some tips on how to sledge people… without getting suspended!

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60. The Way I Like To Do It Sep 30, 2020

A quick recap of how our sporting teams went across the weekend. Also the story of just how much we were holding back one team we were playing for!

We then go to you guys to find out what you would change about AFL! This leads to us meeting Malcolm from The Alchemy Cordial Company (check them out here) or Malchemy as Leighthal calls him.

We have our NRL and AFL Supercoach presentations to or We Got The Chocolates league winners. Unbelievable prize pack included.

Mitch outlines his plan for getting tickets to the Brisbane Lions first final on the weekend.

Leigh finishes with a bang by giving the boys his best Sexual Health Education lesson to ensure he nails it when he has to teach it. One person really does not go well with the accompanying quiz!

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59. The Counter Offer Sep 23, 2020

Can you call people by their first name, if you do not know them at all, but they happen to be wearing a name tag? Let's ask Skin.

Leighthal calls Officeworks to sort out the FOTS Card membership letter.

Mitch calls the Vice President of Redlands Tigers as Leighthal’s manager to drive a hard bargain.

Professional MC, Evan Bancroft then joins us to discuss his own sporting career and why he never quite made it, as well detail the best guests he has got to work with!

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58. Haven't Been Caught Yet Sep 16, 2020

Sam and Skin look at options for making a “How To Make a 100” podcast episode after their successful weekend.

Leighthal has received an offer to transfer cricket clubs and take his career to the next level at the Galah’s.

Mitch tells us whether we are any chance of winning the premiership this year in his Skin’s Stats segment.

Lachlan Pfeffer makes his podcast debut as our “Local Sporting Hero” after his double hundred on the weekend.

There is a new song inspired by the Sydney Roosters!

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57. Warm Ups & Chupa Chups Sep 09, 2020

Haz has a blue Instagram tick next to his name, he could only resist the temptation for so long.

Haz’s Dad outlines what he received for Father’s Day… and sprays one of the gifts.

Mitch explains the reason for his unusually small bladder.

Simon Milenko is on as we outline some unusual warm up games.

Andrew Gode is disgruntled but needs to be reprimanded for his treatment of our good friends at Alchemy Cordials Australia!

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56. Harry Grant: “Old Whisper, Cause He Never Shouts” Sep 02, 2020

West Tigers hooker Harry Grant joins us for a chat around the challenges of NRL in the Covid 19 period, the dog walking expeditions he goes on to keep himself occupied and his breakout season in the NRL. We chat about the loan transition from the Melbourne Storm to the Wests Tigers, and why we aren’t experts on loans due to Haz’s Fiscally responsible behaviour. This prompts Harry to christen Haz with a new nickname! We receive a few not so anonymous tip offs from previous guest Christian Welch on some questions that should be asked and this leads to a few verbal barbs being fired back in his direction. We even have time to find out the three people Harry would choose for a decent bender! Brilliant responses ensue.

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55. Asking For a Friend Aug 26, 2020

Leighthal is showcasing his brand new Budgy Smugglers which makes everyone quite uncomfortable.

Haz has been waking up really early before cricket games with the help of cricketer Michael Neser’s alarm setting system. Also there is a reason Skin can’t successfully use Siri!

Friend of the Show Jana is in the studio and rather than strictly spraying Leighthal she is considering some of our mates behaviours that have landed them in the doghouse with their significant other.

There is even a rumour that FOTS might get free haircuts! CONTACT the boys anytime here

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54: Should You Wear A Mask During Covid? Aug 19, 2020

Leigh is on a cricket trip for the Wanderers through central and north Queensland. So Skin and Haz take the intro… not the smoothest you will hear.

The FOTS cards have been delivered so the boys discuss their aesthetics, and find a departing Englishman to present a FOTS card to, on one condition.

Leigh has targeted “Karen from Bunnings” in his new parody song titled Wear Your Mask.

The boys discuss the issue with one of the segment names they have been running with, and Haz produces a segment on Quoits that is filled with innuendo.

There is a phone call to Leigh as he is in Charters Towers to discuss his cricket and we are lucky enough to have Luke “Fox” Feldman on the line too to give some detail about what it is like to tour with Leigh.

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53. Bede Durbidge: “I was named after a drunk Hitchhiker” Aug 12, 2020

Haz is up and about for this episode as we speak to Australian professional surfer, Bede Durbidge. Bede spent 13 seasons on the professional tour but it is his time since that we enjoy speaking about.

Mitch and Leigh declare their lack of surfing knowledge and are socially outcast as Bede talks through how he liked to spend his “Lay Days”, what “Popping a Wheelie” means and the surfers he liked most on tour.

He talks through the art of making yourself redundant at work which really resonates with Leigh.

Bede explains the origins of his kid’s names… which leads to reminiscing about the drunk hitchhiker that inspired his own name.

It is a serious battle for the beverages as Haz plugs Alchemy (shock) but Bede returns serve by recommending the beer company he is co-founder of, Balter Brewing Company.

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52. Surprisingly Satisfactory Review Aug 05, 2020

The launching of FOTS Cards. An official recognition to our Friends Of The Show; the boys discuss how useful they will be.

One overly informative 5 star review caught our attention after last week’s episode. Beansprout Supernova turned out to be an old friend of ours who we had to get on the phone.

Haz is the victim of a QLD Cricket traditional prank which is the cricket equivalent to the old “left handed screwdriver” trick.

Skins Stats is back where Skin gets to use his university degree to break down the home and away record of the world’s best bowlers.

Leighthal found a random mouthguard in his boot the day after his footy game. We investigate how it came to be there! Download your Hall Pass here

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51. The Hall Pass Debacle Jul 29, 2020

We're back with the same old podcast, but with a few new bells and whistles. This episode has a Hall Pass intervention that will go down as one of the best.

We announce this week's Local Sporting Hero. You can nominate your local sporting hero here.

Mitch gets hit up by his first fan and wants everyone to just settle down with it all.

The Social Sin Bin is resurrected with a classic tweet from a 5 star vegan.

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50. Double Up. Go Again Jul 08, 2020

There is our first significant milestone for you. It is just a quick acknowledgment to the dressing room balcony, no carry on, no fuss, just on with business. Truth be told we actually do carry on a little bit. For goodness sake we made ourselves a montage. You cannot get much more vain. It is the equivalent of Dexys Midnight Runners making a greatest hits album.

Anyway before you get to hear the “Best Bits” section, you have to find out what hobby Skin has now taken up to make him an even more hated member of society, what swift move Leighthal pulled at Ten Pin Bowling to save face, and why Haz has chosen this episode to wear his Broncos Jersey after their sixth straight loss.

Then there is the unveiling of the TOAT XI side after weeks of intense trials and selection meetings. A few players will be heartbroken to miss out but just remember, Matthew Hayden never made a junior rep side.

We speak about Leighthal’s upcoming birthday month and the fact that due to his old age we have been enforced by the Podcast union to have a month of leave. But do not fear, we are not retiring, 50 isn’t enough. We will double up, we will go again in 4 weeks.

Thank you all biggest mobs. We may be taking a break from recording the podcast, but we will not be taking a break from drinking Alchemy Smoothies and Lattes. Check out their range here.

If you want to show your support for the Chocs even more we would be happy to distribute some clothing to you… once you purchase it. You can do that here.

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49. Upstairs for Thinking, Downstairs for Highland Dancing Jul 01, 2020

Ever wondered what happened on the date we recorded in previous history? Obviously we knew that you had, so we took the liberty of answering that for you which somehow led to Skin nailing a performance of his favourite Pussycat Dolls song. We relive Skinnald's last day as a resident of the Redlands and his newly discovered knack of finding Vaseline on his car door handles. Goodness knows how that got there...

There is some life hack chat after Leighthal's obsession with Tik Tok led to him discovering how to find the perfect fitting pair of jeans without even trying them on! What would you change if you were in charge of the next Olympics and a TOAT XI nomination that is border line robbery! The impact of Coronavirus on the AFL, the series of unfortunate soft tissue injuries in the NRL and Alastair Clarkson's blow up about rule enforcement.

We find out the rankings from our afternoon learning Highland Dancing, who is best at using the vacuum cleaner around at Haz's house and Leighthal produces some more clangers on the buttons. What an episode!

All the boys were powered by the Alchemy Smoothies this week! Check out their delightful range here.

Thanks for the support! If you'd like to support and grab a sensational item in the process, feel free to jump over to our website and get yourself kitted out with some of our finest merchandise.

Stay hard on the tools and get your timesheets in! WGTC.

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48. Football or Soccer? Any Jokes in the Locker? Jun 24, 2020

Is a glass of milk an acceptable drink for adults? Is listening to a podcast whilst on the toilet commonly done, is there anything wrong with players taking a knee before AFL Games? Some brilliant discussion points come up in this week's Poddy!

But to start is it Football or Soccer? We truly are still confused by which one offends the least amount of people but we do know that Rory—our resident Englishman—was kind enough to take us down to his local club for some trick shots. The even better news was, he agreed to wearing a microphone and captured the competitive spirit, horrific skill and ordinary one liners on display!

We chatted about the Coronavirus case that was plaguing the AFL and Essendon in particular! Note that since recording it has all pretty much been resolved but we were definitely not about to record again.

We also tried the "Don't Laugh" challenge as we told each other some cracking Dad Jokes, and you would be surprised by the player who performed the most admirably in that game.

There is barely any space left in the Social Sin Bin, we fix the game of Quidditch and get some cracking TOAT XI nominations!

The Lattes and Smoothies have never tasted better it will not shock you to know, thanks to the guys at Alchemy Cordials.

Thanks for the support! If you'd like to support and grab a sensational item in the process, feel free to jump over to our website and get yourself kitted out with some of our finest merchandise.

Good luck in the fours. WGTC.

Stumps...

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47. Shayna Jack: Getting Back To The Olympics Jun 17, 2020

Episode 47: Shayna is in the new studio! She grabs a microphone, the worst pair of swimming Goggles she has ever seen and her favourite cricket autobiography (to put the mic on) and she is off the blocks and racing. We go through how exactly we got her on the podcast and the reasons we were keen to have chat to her, she discusses some of her most memorable achievements in swimming thus far and bursts Leighthal's bubble by informing him that the World Record line is actually for Television coverage only.

If you are here for the tell all... that isn't really our style. However, Shayna goes into far more depth about the process of her being sent home and the limbo she is currently in than we were expecting. It is fascinating to get a story from her side, without huge clickbait headlines and bikini shots. She informs us of the fallout from that day, what it means for her work, her study and her future goals and ambitions. There are certainly two sides to every story!

It is a real struggle to pry Shayna away from our dog "Ruby" for long enough to get some answers out of her! She describes her love for animals, how awesome her partner is and Haz's strength in board games. A truly fascinating chat and one that we certainly appreciate a great deal.

We made a delightful Mango Smoothie for Shayna and she gives it a live review during the Poddy! Alchemy Cordials Australia are producing plenty of quality in the Smoothie area and you can check them out here.

We do appreciate your support so much! If you want to support even more and get a sensational tangible item in the process, head to the website to get yourself kitted out with We Got The Chocolates Merchandise. When your day on the tools finishes... we are just getting on them. WGTC.

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46. Tim Notting: Premierships and Footy Trips Jun 10, 2020

Episode 46: AFL is back this weekend and there is no better way to get you in the mood than listening to a chat with former Brisbane Lions jet, Tim Notting. Tim was a member of the Brisbane Lions most dominant era after being drafted to the Lions in their first ever year as an amalgamated club.

We chat about the draft process, the early years at the club where nobody really wanted to be there, copping a spray from Leigh Matthews and the dream run that saw them win three flags and lose a fourth Grand Final! Tim brings some outstanding stories about that group's ability to celebrate wins, his own impressive motorbike riding feat and the way to keep yourself awake when you are getting weary from too many 'Britney Spears'.

There is some real chat about the heartache of being offered up for trade, his big regret from his career and what life after footy looks like. However, there is plenty of room for entertaining discussion as we get to the bottom of where he was born, the reason he got off Facebook and our chances of getting his wife Jodie on the podcast—former Olympic Gold Medalist, Jodie Henry.

You will enjoy the chat with Tim a great deal. The phone line even cuts out for a little bit but everyone is in such great form they just deal with it like it is water off a duck's back. Real smooth.

Speaking of smooth… Alchemy Cordials Australia are have a delightful Smoothie range that we have been getting around this week, check them out here.

We appreciate your support so much! If you do want to support even more and get a sensational tangible item in the process, head to the website to get yourself kitted out with We Got The Chocolates Merchandise. Bless your cotton socks. WGTC

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45. He Looks Like Allan Border and Leigh Took the Wrong Order Jun 03, 2020

Mitch has kicked the Sherrin into the Brisbane River, there were numerous attempts to recover it but all to no avail. Leighthal flogged another guys coffee order and caused pandemonium at the local establishment and Señor Haz comes in for a full podcast review.

We also get through some big talking points from the week that was. Is one ref better than two? Is replacing a penalty with six-again a good idea and does Haz’s Nan like Wayne Bennett at all?

Leighthal gets more and more confident with his pun telling, Skin becomes more and more aggressive with every one and there are plenty more button pressing dramas in the race for MVP!

As always Alchemy Cordials Australia get some well deserved recognition from our guests. Check them out here.

If you would like to get in touch with us, make a contribution to the show by getting yourself a piece of WGTC merchandise or dob in a tight arse friend… get yourself to our website!

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44. Courtney Hill: When Opportunity Knocks and Constitution Jocks May 27, 2020

Episode 44: It is not often we get to say this, but in this Poddy we chat to a proper dual athlete! Courtney was a fast bowler (and has some startling batting statistics) for the Qld Fire and the Brisbane Heat, before she made the transition overseas to play Rugby League for the Leeds Rhinos. Not your classic code-hopper story!

Courtney—or Corka as it turns out—loves confetti, is a self confessed tight arse, repels all traces of an English accent and kicks conversions like a wizard. Haz’s research again ensures that there are some stitch ups throughout the interview. However, they backfire somewhat as each co-host ends up with a separate challenge against her that they need to complete. Leighthal’s karaoke battle is one that we particularly look forward to.

Listen right to the end to ensure you hear the stories about just how persuasive Courtney can be to her teammates, and why she is searching for a Bonds sponsorship!

Speaking of sponsors… ours is quality. Alchemy Coridals Australia are doing great things for your taste buds, check them out here.

Remember that the TOAT XI nominations are still in their prime so please visit our website to ensure your recording is played on the next podcast. You can even pick yourself up some merchandise in the same location. Bless your cotton socks. WGTC

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43. Sco Mo Presser, Penny Saving Confessor and Who’s the Best Guesser? May 20, 2020

Episode 43: We start off with the excitement of the Merchandise launch! That has really got everyone up and about. Cracking intro song too actually probably the best so far. Anyway I digress. Haz hits us with a quiz straight away, our task is quite simple, name the sports the general public find to be the most boring. One of us is very good at the quiz… and one of us is not.

You get to hear our thoughts on bushwalking and some audio captured during the mothers day walk we were forced to attend. We get through some quality Tightest Of All Time (TOAT) nominations, including a cracking story from Adam Hollioake. We catch up with FOTS Andrew Gode as he fills us in on the things keeping him occupied during isolation, best craft beers, NRL Supercoach and Anti-vaxxers. He then tells you a way to make free money with the “Sco Mo first word at presser” novelty bet.

There is rhyming slang, borderline horrible puns and plenty of pot shots at each other again throughout.

Get in touch guys via our website to get the TOAT nominations in. Visit the website also to pick up your We Got The Chocolates Merch. This link will take you straight to the shop. Enjoy this one and best wishes in the future. WGTC

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PS We have decided to turn the Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Roger Federer chat into a bonus episode debate. You guys will feature heavily in it. If you would like to be on the phone please slide into our DM's or email us!

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42. Joe Burns: Eye Control and Giving Haz a Bowl May 14, 2020

Episode 42: This week we have the pleasure of chatting with Queensland and Australian cricketer, Joe Burns. We start with some serious topics including Joe’s stint away from the Australian team during the ashes and what he did to come back from that, as well as some highlights from his impressive first-class debut.

But it doesn’t take long for Haz to show off his homework, peppering Burnsy with questions about his flexibility, surfing and skating lifestyle (or lack thereof), eye training habits, his plumbing apprenticeship and plenty more.

Leigh managed to sneak in a story about his first-grade debut which was against Joe! Leigh put on a real batting masterclass scoring 29 in the first six hours of the day so it was great to get Joe's thoughts on that innings.

You will go on a journey again in this interview. There is banter, and classic Heazlett sponsorship infomercials but Joe also managed to make room for some really meaningful insights into what it takes to be a professional athlete and what it means in the bigger picture of his life.

It was an eye opening chat that you don’t want to miss, and a pleasure to have Joe on the show.

Get in touch guys via our website. Enjoy this one and best wishes in the future. WGTC

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41. Tightest Of All Time May 06, 2020

Episode 41: Back on the tools again which will not come as a shock to the system. We start by covering some big ticket items: How do you make your teeth whiter and is Leigh a naturally gifted skateboarder? We then have the pleasure of speaking to long time listener, Tim, who was kind enough to dob Leighthal in for a previous misdemeanour. He also chats to us about the eternal struggle between being a loving parent and a frustrated junior coach.

The TOAT section has been a long time coming. Luke Feldman has mentioned it in Episode 15, Christian Welch in Episode 40 and finally we have provided the resources for you to nominate your friend who fits the Tightest Of All Time category. It will be glorious and we kick it off with a pre recorded nomination from Feldman.

If that doesn't get you over the line you also have a Skins Stats segment on graphing, a story about cultural awareness while working at Woolworths and why you should be wary of the "Greatest Pizza Ever".

To get your nominations in for the TOAT team go to our website and scroll down to the voice recorder. We appreciate your contribution and distribution. WGTC

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40. Christian Welch: Try the Front Row and Housemates You Know Apr 29, 2020

Episode 40: Here we go, there is restart date for the NRL chat, a potential suspension from a dating app and successfully choosing a porterhouse steak tattoo.

A game of two halves really; the opening minutes cover isolation, charity work and knee reconstructions. You could be forgiven for thinking it was a very serious chat... but then bang! Half time comes, and Christian discusses the standard of his golf swing (apparently not the best you will see), getting more likes on Instagram and the Storm vs Rebels Monopoly battles (this includes some serious swipes at friend of the show, Brad Wilkin!)

Christian even tells you how to spot the "tightest bloke of all time" in your friendship circle. Found you Heazlett.

Get in touch guys via our website. Enjoy this one and best wishes in the future. WGTC

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39. Guess Those Beats, Burger Cheats and Wash Your Sheets Apr 22, 2020

Episode 39: Tik Tok Basketball shooting lessons, how you should be eating a burger, singing along to banging tunes that you don’t know the words to and the Perineum Sun-baking fad. What an outrageously entertaining and broad source of conversation to get through.

Jana is on the phone for a “Yarns with Jans” segment, Haz runs a “Social Sin Bin” and Chess is under the microscope. There is a new segment debut and we answer that age-old question… how often should you wash your bedsheets? Or in Leighthal’s case; is it okay to sleep next to your clean bedsheets after washing them because you are too lazy to make your bed?

Get in touch guys via our website. Enjoy this one and best wishes in the future. WGTC

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38 (Part B). John Millman: Not So Run of the Mill-man Apr 15, 2020

Episode 38 Part B: John Millman is an absolute jet! Ranked number 43 in the world on the international Tennis circuit, John has produced some incredible highlights against some of the world's Â best. In particular he has saved some of his best efforts for his encounters with Roger Federer.

A genuine must listen for any person with an interest in Tennis as John dives into the ranking system, Davis Cup experiences and whether Fast 4 is a successful format. He discusses the impact Covid-19 is having on the sport, the controversy surrounding his "ball tampering" allegations and even finds time to fix Leigh's tennis game with some fairly simple advice (in theory).

However, spending at least 42 weeks of the year away from home has also allowed him to rack up some brilliant stories. He covers trips to Egypt to see the pyramids, his ability to grow a beard and his endorsement of a German teeth whitening sponsor! Some of life's great mysteries are solved as we tackle the big issues: how do you spread butter properly and why doesn't vegan food taste the same.

We guarantee you will enjoy listening to one of Australia's hardest working and likeable athletes!

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38 (Part A). John Millman: Not So Run of the Mill-man Apr 15, 2020

Episode 38 Part A: John Millman is an absolute jet! Ranked number 43 in the world on the international Tennis circuit, John has produced some incredible highlights against some of the world's best. In particular he has saved some of his best efforts for his encounters with Roger Federer.

A genuine must listen for any person with an interest in Tennis as John dives into the ranking system, Davis Cup experiences and whether Fast 4 is a successful format. He discusses the impact Covid-19 is having on the sport, the controversy surrounding his "ball tampering" allegations and even finds time to fix Leigh's tennis game with some fairly simple advice (in theory).

However, spending at least 42 weeks of the year away from home has also allowed him to rack up some brilliant stories. He covers trips to Egypt to see the pyramids, his ability to grow a beard and his endorsement of a German teeth whitening sponsor! Some of life's great mysteries are solved as we tackle the big issues: how do you spread butter properly and why doesn't vegan food taste the same.

We guarantee you will enjoy listening to one of Australia's hardest working and likeable athletes!

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37. The Robbery Apr 08, 2020

Episode 37: Well who would have thought that walking to your car on a Friday afternoon could provide this level of content! Leigh describes the circumstances of his second car theft experience. However, more importantly Mitch and Sam outline the numerous life lessons that Facebook has been more than willing to provide. Leigh reflects on how he could have improved his handling of that situation whilst Mitch runs through the longest "Social Sin Bin" segment ever recorded.

In other news we chat Esports with Dave "Butters" Wehl who actually runs an Esports business and provides some incredibly insightful chat to an incredibly unaware host (Leigh again). Mitch researches the Coronavirus statistics for Belarus, we have a visit from the grammar police and there is a new sponsor on board which always gives Haz something to talk about!

If you guys can bash this episode into your ears as much as everyone on Facebook wanted Leigh to bash the guy that stole his wallet... we should be in great shape. Enjoy! WGTC

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36. Jemma Mi Mi: Get the Rebound and Hear My Sheep Sound Apr 01, 2020

Jemma Mi Mi is the first Professional Netballer we have had on the Pod and she is a jet with the microphone in hand! She speaks to us about her ambitions for the Queensland Firebirds, her experience with the Australia A Development team and how many kilometres she covers in a game.

We need to mention that this was recorded a few weeks ago and it seems like a completely different time. The birds are in the background chirping, Jemma was preparing for the upcoming season and people were allowed out of their houses in groups of 3 or more. That has since come to a screeching halt so her preparation would look slightly different now.

That being said it is still a fascinating chat where we find out about her netball but also the things everyone wants to know such as; how short is Leigh, which Mi Mi sister is the most naturally gifted and what is her go to Karaoke song? She also sets the bar very high for future guests on the podcast... start practicing your animal noises.

Great to be back! Enjoy this episode, visit the website and ramble responsibly as per usual. WGTC

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35. Marnus Labuschagne: A Summer to Decipher and Who is Michelle Pfeiffer? Feb 29, 2020

Episode 35: Marnus is back with a real microphone, plenty of hand gestures and some superb stories. Leigh sits down with him and covers everything from being a concussion super sub to ranking chocolates in order of preference.

He talks cricketers he most idolised, why he has a batting coach, how to conduct the perfect interview and much more. There is also plenty of time for his most influential garage cricketers list, reviewing the "Don't Bowl There Song" and the part We Got The Chocolates has played in his run of form.

There are also some quality stitch up questions Marnus answers such as; who is your nemesis in Table Tennis, was the time Matt Renshaw got you out LBW actually out (you would think quite a simple question but it is a very descriptive response), and talk us through your Second Grade hundred (no other grade 100's aside from First Grade.

Marnus has since gone to South Africa for the One Day series so we wish him all the best there!

Thank you for your dedicated listening across Season 2. Good luck in the future and ramble responsibly. WGTC

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34. Yarns with Jans and a Story with Rory Feb 16, 2020

Episode 34: A couple of different voices are on show in this episode. Rory Smith joins us for a chat with his main intention being to talk about Heazlett's debut in garage cricket and to deliver his ICC sanctioned GCR's (Garage Cricket Rankings for those playing at home). His English accent is actually quite delightful to listen to despite the damage he has done to himself with his 6 a day Pepsi habit. Jana is back to tell us why she is too good for her brother, nominate her favourite cricket autobiography and to answer the common question Leigh asks; How late is too late? Haz looks at what people would change in Women's Cricket, we ask if the field is too big in the AFLW and we discuss our stance on the "Mankad".

Give it a good listening to, continue to share it around and good luck in your future endeavours! Ramble Responsibly. WGTC

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33. Charlie Hemphrey: Overseas Recruit, Joe Root and the Dinner Suit Feb 08, 2020

Episode 33: Charlie Hemphrey joins us on the phone to discuss his rather unique pathway to being a professional cricketer in Australia and England. Charlie is a member of the Queensland Bulls squad and therefore gets to spend more time with Haz than most. He also plays for Glamorgan in the English County Championship where Marnus Labuschagne and Nick Selman played last season so he has stored up some quality stories.

Have a listen as he tells us how he got the nickname "dinner suit", discusses whether he or Matthew Renshaw is a better part time bowling option and gives details on how he ran out Selman in a county game. He goes through how to name a child, how to get a good looking duck and what makes Marnus so good. This chat also came straight after a Brisbane Heat loss so he gets to turn the tables on Haz as he becomes the interviewer for a section of the episode!

A quote from the man himself... "If anyone is struggling to sleep, have a listen to me" (Hemphrey 2020). Please enjoy. Get a touch and Ramble Responsibly. WGTC

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32. Pregnancy with AB, Fights with Leigh and a Tennis Spree Feb 01, 2020

Episode 32: Leigh, Sam and Mitch are with you for stories such as: Haz sitting next to AB de Villiers on the flight home, Mitch getting stuck trying cosmetic beauty samples in a shopping centre and Leigh being massively "Punkd' by Bazley's cousin on the Sunshine Coast last week.

We host Haz's post season exit interview for the Brisbane Heat, place multiple Heat "supporters" in the Social Sin Bin, and finally get through the 'eyes closer together' theory in Mitch's Skin's Stats. Plenty of FOTS involved and the story of why Gode's house was covered with Al-Foil.

Ramble Responsibly, enjoy being on the tools and good luck in the 4's. WGTC

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31. Adam Hollioake: Jokes With Smokes Jan 23, 2020

Episode 31: Adam Hollioake sits down with Sam and Leigh to talk about his cricketing journey, wearing thongs and jeans as a combination, playing a Shane Warne straight ball and running with a parachute on. He launches into a couple of his best stories after chalking up more life experiences than you can poke a stick at. Adam played international cricket for England, competed as a professional fighter, designed a TV show and plenty more, however it is his ability to take the listener on a journey that makes this an episode not to be missed. A highlight would have to be when he recalls the process of trying to get MS Dhoni on his TV show! Please enjoy! Good luck in the 4s. WGTC

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30. Bahamas Tax Bracket and Striking Dad With a Racquet Jan 17, 2020

Episode 30: We are back on the tools for a serious length of time this week as you can see by the duration. Haz takes us through the rules that our listeners believe need to change in BBL, we talk Tennis and climate change as a combination (thanks Roger Federer) and there is a listener written Chris Green Parody titled "No Ballin".

Jana makes her long awaited debut in the first "Yarns with Jans" segment—Leigh struggles to find a suitable jingle for her—we discuss Russell Crowe's best movie and vote on who is "next to go" in the race to marriage!

Please do not keep the good news of the new episode a secret, tell a friend about it. Enjoy and let us know what you think! Good luck in the 4's. WGTC

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29. Harley Ingleby: Longboarding Tricks and Go Pro Sticks Jan 13, 2020

Episode 29: Long boarding World Champion and Go Pro athlete Harley Ingleby joins us for this episode which makes Haz unbelievably excited. Leigh and Mitch just tune in for a proper surfing education as he talks about everything from surf boards to acting as a stunt double for Steven Gerrard.

Leigh and Mitch are completely baffled as some tennis terms get thrown around but get back on track talking about Coffs Harbour, dogs and Go Pro. They have potentially even found themselves a surf instructor although risk being outshone by a 70 year old!

Tag us as you are listening, let us know your thoughts and do not be afraid to share it with a friend or two. Ramble responsibly. WGTC

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28. Julios or Nerds? Jan 08, 2020

Episode 28: Back after the Christmas/ New Year period which means there is plenty to catch up on. We discuss Tom Banton being a great find for Australian cricket in the 'Social Sin Bin', Haz is on the road to recovery after churning his guts up with gastro whilst in Hobart and Mitch is stinking it up in BBL Supercoach. A listener has written a song called "Mourn" which really calls out the itchy nose illness a couple of umpires have struggled with in recent times. We get a celebrity on to sing that for us. Haz also received some Scottish dancing lessons for Christmas which is exciting for everyone concerned. We even find time to look at the biggest sporting moments across the decade!

Tag us as you are listening, let us know your thoughts and do not be afraid to share it with a friend or two. Ramble responsibly. WGTC

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27. Brad Wilkin: Super Rugby Games and Remembering Names Jan 06, 2020

Episode 27: Happy New Year and Welcome back everyone. We actually recorded this interview with Brad prior to Christmas but figured it would be a great first one back!

In this episode we branch out from our area of strength and venture into the world of Rugby. Brad and Haz grew up together so there are plenty of classic Sam Heazlett stitch ups as you would expect. We hear about Brad's nicknames, bad habits and inability to remember names!

On a serious note though, Brad Wilkin’s journey is quite the story: From a red haired, country boy who bowled sweatband swingers at Haz, to a hard hitting Rugby flanker on the world stage, Brad's pathway to his Super Rugby debut makes for some compelling listening. He was seen as a future Wallaby from a young age when he was an enforcer in Australia’s Rugby 7s Team and will be running into the field for the Melbourne Rebels in the Super Rugby this year. However, it is his resilience to come back from multiple ACL ruptures that makes this episode one that you can’t miss.

Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! WGTC

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26. Can You Bowl Bouncers to Nan and Why You Should Always Look to Shake Baze's Hand! Dec 18, 2019

Episode 26: Wonderful news as James Bazley makes another guest appearance to reveal the official Garage Cricket rankings after plenty of debate. Fair to say Leigh is not impressed with his bowling ranking! The first ever acoustic performance of one of our songs takes place live in studio and we pick apart Mitch's BBL Supercoach team.

We tell you who should replace the injured Josh Hazlewood, who is most likely to have a statue built after them and how climate change can be incorporated into cricket sledging. Can Marnus' backlift be any higher? Can his eyes be any closer together and has Haz been stitched up with his latest drug test? All these questions and much more will be answered in this episode!

Tag us as you are listening, let us know your thoughts and do not be afraid to share it with a friend or two. Ramble responsibly. WGTC

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25. Where to for Folau and the MCG Pitch causes a Row! Dec 13, 2019

Episode 25 has taken some time because Leigh has been continuing his quest towards claiming the title of “World’s Greatest Volleyball Coach” this week. Meanwhile, Sam has been away in Sydney playing cricket and Mitch has been… doing nothing out of the ordinary. Mitch has used the time to come up with a plan for all the unhappy listeners that missed out on being included in the BBL Supercoach League though!

This week, we tackle another controversial topic. Not veganism but Israel Folau—potentially six months too late but still relevant because he has been linked to the Brisbane Broncos—and we attempt to enforce the no fence sitting policy. The demon MCG pitch gives us plenty of content for “The Social Sin Bin” and Skin even gets a real “Skin’s Stats” segment going which you do not want to miss. We introduce you to Heazlett’s girlfriend/ Miso Soup as he tells his love story, we sing a parody of ‘Chicken Fried’ and take a walk down memory lane as we target Leigh’s chequered YouTube past.

High quality content obviously but goodness gracious there is some serious background noise to deal with. There is a full blown thunderstorm mid episode which sets off our dog and makes her go bonkers, so you will be heavily distracted but also entertained!

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24. Draft Picks, Snapchat Tricks and Your Supercoach Fix Dec 04, 2019

Episode 24: This week Leigh takes us through a couple of activities that are necessary learning experiences in his Reproduction and Sexual Education classes, we hear about the boys debut as Bollywood dancing Hype men and Leigh's monumental Snapchat blunder. On the sporting front, this episode puts plenty of focus on the 2019 AFL Draft. Lead by the overly enthusiastic goal celebrator, Dion King, we chat through the best recruits, the Lion's steal and a couple players to keep your eyes on in your AFL Fantasy competitions next season. Sam Heazlett comes fresh off his brilliant hundred to lead us through some "Overused Sporting Buzzphrases" and "A Minute to Thin It". Mitch talks about the inaugural We Got The Chocolates BBL Supercoach competition that he will be running and that is not something you want to miss out on. Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! Ramble Responsibly. WGTC

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23. Dulcet Tones and David Jones Nov 26, 2019

Episode 23: Huge week in sport—this exact phrase gets spoken about in the overused sporting buzzphrase section—and particularly cricket as the first test finishes, Marnus bats like a wizard and we see a year ban in the WBBL. We get Andrew Gode on the phone mainly just for his raw entertainment value but also to ask a couple of questions about his trip to Adelaide with Leigh last week. You get to hear Leigh retell his joke of the day, a big name being placed firmly in the "Social Sin Bin" and what number we should all be batting during the "Skin's Stats" segment. Our favourite flavour of shapes is discussed and the new NRL Golden Point rule change inspires us to write another song. We even debut a Baseball and Basketball section... tough times! Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! Ramble Responsibly. WGTC

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22. Jemma Barsby: Barrister or Barista Nov 25, 2019

Episode 22: One of the more entertaining interviews we have ever done as Queensland Fire and Perth Scorchers All-Rounder Jemma Barsby joins us on the phone from Perth. Due to the time difference she sounds very up and about whilst we are falling asleep but that makes for an outstanding combination. Jemma talks us through changing BBL franchises, bowling with both arms and how to spell L-ephant.

Listen in to hear how she manages playing cricket after being diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, the bulk stitch ups Haz has acquired from her teammates and how she fared in backyard cricket battles against her brother. As expected Haz manages to give some shout outs to his personal sponsors, we get a review on his haircut and we learn how to poach an egg.

Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! WGTC

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21. What Did Pattinson Say and Let's Get Leigh's Knock Out of the Way Nov 22, 2019

Episode 21: Alright everyone it was a challenge but here it is! Leigh is away playing cricket in Adelaide but he is on the phone to talk us through his first day in the field. He also talks us through the knock no one but him is describing as the greatest of all time. He has a horrid phone line and terrible phone etiquette so we apologise for this. This gives Mitch an opportunity to take the reigns on the button pushing and it would be hard to say that he seizes his opportunity.

We talk plenty of cricket as we cover sledging, selecting and catching with your head. However, there is also plenty of time for the "Social Sin Bin", "Skin's Stats" and a Heazlett Finska Showcase. Haz's Dad has even caught the song writing bug so we simply had to include his rendition of "Sweet Tigerman". We hope you enjoy this one! Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! Ramble responsibly. WGTC

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20. Yup or Nup to the Cup? Nov 13, 2019

Episode 20: In this Episode we tackle an issue that is probably outside our expertise, pay grade and intellect but we do it none the less. Small disclaimer. If you hate serious chat we talk Horse Racing and the ABC 7:30 Report from 14:00 - 23:00 so do feel free to skip to the bant. The good news is that you get far more words out of Mitch this week because he leads our discussion on the Melbourne Cup and even sings a song titled "Mitch Just Can't Eat a Meat Pie". Listen in to hear bulk discussion on nicknames, tourism campaigns for the Northern Territory, Matthew Renshaw's first innings after his debut on We Got The Chocolates and much more. We cover the Matildas pay rise, exiting Bali jails and hitting five sixes in an over. Mixed in are some staple segments: "Overused Sporting Buzzphrases", "The Social Sin Bin" and "A Minute to Thin It". Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! Remember, Ramble Responsibly. WGTC

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19. Matthew Renshaw: My Favourite Format and The Sorting Hat Nov 08, 2019

Episode 19: What a huge episode as Australian and Queensland opening batsman Matthew Renshaw joins us on the phone! He talks us through the biggest scalps he has taken bowling his part time offies—some of the names will shock you—his job as the Queensland Cricket Horticulturist and the way to ensure you are successful at your company’s annual golf day. Listen in to find out about Renners ambition to be on Burke's Backyard, which house he would be in if he went to Hogwarts, retiring ill due to unfortunate bowel movements and so much more. He might even be the youngest person to have a knee reconstruction… although that wasn’t very well researched. Also listen out for some of the sneaky barbs thrown in Marnus' direction before they clash on the cricket field tomorrow! Make sure you get your ears around this one and if you like it don’t be afraid to share it with a friend! WGTC

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18. Skin... Has a Cat Got Your Tongue? Nov 05, 2019

Episode 18: Mitch is his usual rowdy self, Haz writes and performs a song and Leigh tells the story of why he was at school for so much longer than everyone else! It won't shock you to know that we discuss plenty of cricket, dissect the Australian loss to Tonga in the Rugby League and get through the Instagram topic requests. "The Social Sin Bin" is getting full, Skin looks at baseball in his return to form for the "Skin's Stats" segment, Haz discusses his potential future as a professional Frisbee Golfer and much more. Enjoy and remember to ramble responsibly!

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17. Kate McCarthy: Moving to Vic and The Art of the Kick Nov 01, 2019

Episode 17: In a super exciting episode, we get AFLW player and all round entertainer, Kate McCarthy on the phone. We chat changing clubs, changing footy codes and being the first person to play with a pacemaker. She gives away some serious life-hacks on wearing long sleeve guernseys, getting your dog to smile for the camera and so much more! We wish Kate and St Kilda all the best for the 2020 season! Check out the AFLW 2020 fixture list here:

https://womens.afl/matches/2020

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16. Warner Back to His Best and the Junction Oval Toaster Issue Addressed Oct 30, 2019

Welcome to Episode 16, the first Podcast of Season 2! Cricket season is already here after a T20 International at Adelaide Oval last weekend. We talk WBBL, Marsh Cup and Sheffield Shield. Haz learns about the tallest mountain in the world, Skin throws the baby out with the bathwater and Leigh reflects on why cricket is not a "Funny old game". The Social Sin Bin has some targets lined up, there are Overused Sporting Buzzphrases to be discussed and Haz educates Leigh and Mitch on surfing etiquette as he sneaks in another surfing wrap. No singing this week either so that will certainly please plenty of people. Enjoy!

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15. Luke Feldman Calls In, World Cup Tipping with Skin and the Fake Six Again Oct 08, 2019

Episode 15 is the final episode of Season 1 and it utilises the services of recently retired and much loved Queensland Bulls paceman Luke Feldman. Luke joins us on the phone with a cricket game blaring in the background which provides plenty of highlights. He tells stories, provides commentary and even speaks about some cricket. For the neutral viewer though, the highlight is his roasting of co-host Sam Heazlett. These two have played many years of cricket together and Luke has stored some of his finest barbs for this very interview!

We then talk about the much maligned referees and their crucial decisions from the NRL Grand Final. We feature another song about Redlands stalwart Nick Hurford and Jasper attempts to dethrone Skin as the Podcast's number one rapper. There is plenty of arrogance, random chat and some of your favourite segments with "Skins Stats", "Social Sin Bin" and "Overused Sporting Buzzphrases" all getting a look in. Thank you for listening and we will return in a couple of weeks!

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14. What Does Jack Lukosius Cook, Giants Absolutely Shook and Refereeing By the Book Oct 01, 2019

Episode 14 and in a Podcast first we have two people on the phone at once! One is Sam Heazlett who is churning runs in the Marsh Cup currently; the other is even more exciting (sorry Haz) as Jack Lukosius from the Gold Coast Suns joins us to try and educate Haz on AFL and relive his memories of bowling heat as a gun junior cricketer!

We chat Brownlow medal, AFL Grand Final, Haz previews the NRL Grand Final—he sits on the fence for some more ruling interpretations—and provides an in depth look at all the action from the Preliminary-finals. The Rugby World Cup presents some controversial decisions and Mitch is so pumped with his Skin’s Stats predictions that he spends the whole episode placing bets. We opened some discussion points to the Instagram Poll and as a result we talk Touch Football, UFC and Rock-climbing. As per usual thank you to our sponsors .... (insert fictional name here)... Listen out for Bazley's AFL fantasy result somehow getting mentioned again. Enjoy!

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13. Leigh is in the Snow, Domestic Cricket on Show and the Freshwater Pro Sep 24, 2019

Episode 13 sees Mitch and Sam take the reins as Leigh is on a Snow Trip. Truth be told, we manage to get Leigh on the phone, so you still get to hear him talk about his dismissals so far this cricket season. The Australian Women’s Cricket Team are jets, and the Marsh One-Day Cup has started, so Haz comes straight from playing a game to help us chat cricket—although gets stuck talking about his social media fame after hitting a massive six for quite some time!

We check in with how Skin’s previous predictions for the Rugby World Cup are travelling—you may recall the spreadsheet—and there is a result that will shock you. Leigh and Haz argue about the NRL Sin Bin and we get the standard surfing wrap for a Sam Heazlett episode including looking ahead to the Olympics!

Can Mitch push the buttons better than Leigh? Will Leigh ever get his seat back? You be the judge!

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12. Mackenzie Sadler's Rugby & Touch Blend, Toby Greene at it Again, Lions and Broncos Season Ends Sep 16, 2019

Episode 12 and we have Mackenzie Sadler on the phone to discuss the opening round of the AON Uni 7s Tournament. She talks through the structure, blows up about how she had the captaincy taken from her the year after winning the competition (totally joking... we blew up about it!) and explains her reasoning for jumping from Touch Football to Rugby 7s.Â

Joey Leilua's fireworks mishap ensures Toby Greene's fingers weren't the only thing attacking eyes over the weekend; the NSW Swifts claim a Grand Final victory and the Boomers miss out on Bronze. Leigh, Mitch and James chat through these topics but then also answer the big questions: Was Charlie Cameron fair game, why do we love Esava Ratugolea and what is Bazley's big piece of news? Tune in and see!

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11. Nic Nat Goes Whack, Andrew Gode's on the Phone; One Little Urn is Coming Home Sep 10, 2019

Episode Legs 11! Great set of getaway sticks. Leigh, Mitch and Sam talk through the excitement of Australia retaining the Ashes in England for the first time since 2001. They speak to one of Queensland Premier Cricket's gun players, Andrew Gode about his own performances, his thoughts on playing against Leigh and his love for the South Sydney Rabbitohs.Â

'Sam's Spam' is the new segment debuted where listeners grill Heazlett with the tough questions, the eye gouging and hair pulling incidents across the weekend are firmly in the spotlight and the Social Sin Bin takes aim at multiple former English Cricketers!

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10. Is Baze on Leave? Heazlett’s Sporting Peeves and Owen Wright Masters the Seas! Sep 03, 2019

Episode 10 and we bring up the double figures by utilising the return of the prodigal son… Sam Heazlett. After an amazing performance on debut we simply could not keep Sam in the Reserves (Magoos) for any longer. He helps us chat through Will Chambers getting punched (shock), Kelly Slater building a wave pool and Leigh’s phenomenal Grand Final record.

‘Skin’s Stats’, a new song dedicated to Marnus and Skin rapping 97 words in 15 seconds ensure this episode combines the classics with some new material. Listen in as we continue to define our culture right on the stroke of full time!

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9. Long John Silver Aug 27, 2019

Episode 9 features a significant look at the Third Ashes Test and that is why this episode sets a new We Got The Chocolates record for "minutes of your life consumed". More unpacking in this episode than we do after the weekly grocery shop. AFL Finals are upon us (Go Lions), the All Australian Squad has some notable omissions and Bazley's AFL Fantasy CV gets a boost. We also delete a round from the NRL season and question the John's brothers birth dates... although not intentionally. 'Overused Sporting Buzzphrases', 'Skin's Stats' and a huge 'Social Sin Bin' ensure Leigh gets a workout on the soundboard as per usual. How will he go? Put in some overtime and allow yourself to be informed, misguided and entertained all in the one sitting. If you get through the whole thing you get the 3 votes!

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8. Cameron Smith's Love for Ears, our Nick Kyrgios Fears and Brad Russell's Resume over his 18 years! Aug 20, 2019

Episode 8 features Bradley Russell—the man with an unbelievable Touch Football resume—he joins us for an update on everything Touch and NRL related. We delve into the talking points from the second Ashes Test, analyse King Kyrgios’ latest meltdown and much more. Then wind the clock back for our song of the week.

P.S. Our house must be bugged because straight after recording this episode the AFL changed the interpretation of the “Studs Up’ rule!

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7. Sam Heazlett makes it a Classy Quartet (Hold the Music Playing) Aug 13, 2019

Episode 7 of the We Got The Chocolates Podcast features Brisbane Heat and Queensland Bulls left handed, long haired, top order batsman Sam Heazlett. Sam chats cricket but also outlines his passion for NRL and Surfing and takes the podcast to depths it could never have envisaged weeks ago. We guarantee he is 50 times more talkative than you have ever seen him! There is new recording gear dramas, microphone etiquette and overused sporting phrases discussed, whilst "The Social Sin Bin" also returns. Get around the contest and for goodness sake want it more than the opposition does!

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6. Handshake or Hug, Smith No Mug and That Swimming Drug Aug 06, 2019

Episode 6 of the We Got the Chocolates podcast features a serious sound upgrade. We take on some controversial topics this week: Are performance enhancing drugs rife in swimming, is ball tampering too common in cricket and is Steve Smith the best since Bradman? Mitch learns about a new sport in 'Skin's Stats' and a Steve Smith dedication song starts to shoot up the charts.

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5. Pronounce Your Surname Marnus Labuschagne: Upcoming Ashes and Garage Cricket Clashes Jul 30, 2019

The boys bring up their fifth episode in style. Well two of them do. Baze took some annual leave. They speak to Australian Ashes squad member Marnus Labuschagne discussing the upcoming series, the Big Bash schedule and most importantly the unusual ways he prepares himself for difficult conditions. Before the Marnus chat this episode features one of the strongest ‘Social Sin Bin’ entries on record!

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4. What are the Rules and Will Silent Sunday Stop the Tools? Jul 23, 2019

Episode 4 and the boys discuss the things that are getting chins wagging in Australian sport this week! This is squeezed in amongst the main ingredients: 'Skin's Stats', 'The Social Sin Bin', Leigh's story about his first catholic communion and James blowing up about singing.

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3. Must Ask Questions and Moustache Questions Jul 16, 2019

Episode 3 chews through another huge week of sporting news. Cricket, Tennis, NRL and AFL all get a touch, "Skin's stats" debuts, "The Social Sin Bin" is getting full and as per usual the Song of the Week comes through. The combination of Sport and off topic discussion makes this a gift from the boys lips, to your ears.

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2. World Cup up for Grabs, NRL and AFL Jabs, Wimbledon's Newsworthy Lads Jul 09, 2019

The highly anticipated Episode 2 from the We Got The Chocolates boys. They cover all things from the Cricket World Cup to Wimbledon in another jovial sporting discussion. Obviously it would not be complete without a serious whinge about AFL fantasy as well!

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1. Umpire Abuse; Stratton a Goose and all other News! Jul 07, 2019

Showing you the first episode of the We Got The Chocolates Podcast. Zero gear to work with but it gives you a chance to meet the boys as they discuss AFL Round 13, State of Origin 2, The Cricket World Cup and more. All with a focus on entertainment rather than information of course!

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