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#38: This s*** is for THE BIRDS (w. Vinny Thomas) Apr 23, 2021

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"If it had been a gaggle, I would have been screwed." This week, we watched the 1963 cinematic classic, THE BIRDS (dir. Alfred Hitchcock), with multi-talented comedian, actor, and resident animal expert, Vinny Thomas! We had a blast and couldn't stop laughing about everything from scary bird encounters and bald eagle propaganda to why it's important to always wear a helmet.

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#37: Who let the dogs out? CUJO Apr 16, 2021

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Things get ruff this week with 1983's CUJO (dir. Lewis Teague), adapted from Stephen King's 1981 novel also called CUJO. We talk about rabies facts, weird 1980s speech patterns, and annoying ass kids. Give it a listen!

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#36: Keep CRAWLing (w. Lexi) Apr 09, 2021

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There's something in the water...next up in Apeshit April, we watched 2019's CRAWL (dir. Alexandre Aja) with comedian and real-life Floridian, Lexi! We talk about Florida stereotypes, apex predators, and why white girl cornrows are dangerous.

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#35: In too DEEP BLUE SEA (w. Joshua Simon) Apr 02, 2021

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"Sharks: the bombs of the sea". It's a new month and time for a new theme - Apeshit April: horror movies featuring some very naughty and very wild animals. We're kicking it off with 1999's DEEP BLUE SEA (dir. Renny Harlin) featuring comedian, actor, and horror podcaster Joshua Simon (The Gag: A Spoopcast). We talk about EVERYTHING including shark IQs, weird conservative subtext, and Tom Hanks' balls?

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#34: MISERY loves company (w. Arielle Dundas) Mar 26, 2021

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We say goodbye to March Madness with special guest, comedian and Muppet influencer, Arielle Dundas! We watched 1990's MISERY (dir. Rob Reiner) and talk about everything: parasocial relationships and stan culture, Liberace, and celebrities that we would maybe possibly kinda sorta but really just as a bit "Annie Wilkes". You're in for a treat!

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#33: Call me MOTHER! Mar 19, 2021

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"God is just doing too much." Thanks to listener @miranti_u for the suggestion! We watched 2017's MOTHER! (dir. Darren Aronofsky) and we have...thoughts. Check out Moy Meets World here. Resources to support AAPI community: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ Butterfly- https://butterflysw.org/donate Red Canary - http://bit.ly/redcanarydonate SWAN - https://swanvancouver.ca/donate Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad and don't forget to rate the show and leave us a review. Find Seynique here and here. Find Andrew here and here.

#32: What's in the box?! SE7VEN (w/ Amar Risbud) Mar 12, 2021

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We are joined once again by comedian, podcaster, and friend of the pod Amar Risbud (The Pod is Coming From Inside The House) as we dive into the 1995 thriller SE7VEN (dir. David Fincher) for March Madness. We talk about knockoff Gotham City, serial killer myths, and why John Doe is actually just a chore enthusiast.

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#31: Femme FATAL ATTRACTION (w. Troy McEady) Mar 05, 2021

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It's time to kick off a new month with a new theme. It's March Madness and we're watching movies with mental illness as a central theme (whether good or bad). We're starting off hot with special guest Troy McEady of DUNZO! and watched 1987's FATAL ATTRACTION (dir. Adrian Lyne). We covered everything from Glenn Close's wardrobe, erotic thriller tropes, and Michael Douglas's sex appeal.

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#30: We live in a SOCIETY Feb 26, 2021

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"This movie was very moist." We're closing out New Year, New Me with the 1989 cult classic SOCIETY (dir. by Brian Yuzna). Fair warning, this is a pretty icky one. We talk about rich white people, Reaganomics, and damaging the property of men for attention.

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