Two Jons Don't Make a Right

Owen Burke (Dar Silicon) Jul 10, 2024

The brilliant and hilarious Owen Burke joins the Jons for an afternoon of laffs, lefts, and love.

From Islands: Nick "New Album" Thorburn Jun 22, 2024

Islands has a new record out called "What Occurs" and Islands lead singer Nick Thorburn couldn't be more stoked to release it Friday June 21st.

Lead singer Nick Thorburn leans against the jet black wall of LA's "Club Zebulon" and languidly sips his White Claw spritzer.

"I love the new record. It's called "What Occurs"" he offers, blue eyes piercing through the hazy dimness of the hipster mecca.

"But the thing is, I spent dozens of hours on this album, I put my friends on it, we collabed on it, it was a beautiful experience putting it together, but here's the thing - A.I. might do a better job than bands."

Nick pours himself into a booth at the back of the bar and slides all the way back, like a greased up newborn, to the booth jukebox, where he shuffles through potential selections with his nimble fingers.

"The Doors, Bon Jovi, John Cale, Paula Abdul. All the new music sucks" he sputters as he snaps his fingers for a waiter.

"Garcon! I'm about to spill!"

The server makes their way over as Nick, like a petulant little puck, pours his White Claw spritzer all over the table.

"Want a tip, lady? Don't buy no Brooklyn Bridges!"

Nick stands and starts "flossing".

"My s$$%t blows all that s%^&t out of the water!"

All of Club Zebulon is now looking at Nick.

"But me and Jon went on a roadtrip and man... AI might just be better than bandssssss!"

Nick gyrates like Weiland at a sock-hop.

"... I don't care what Jon says, and how good AI writes songs about the 2 Jons Podcast in many genres, it may be better, but can it do THISSSSSS????

Nick smacks the jukebox with his light blue loafer.

"Johnny Be Good" comes to life and Nick starts Twisting! And then all of Zeb starts Twisting!

"This is just like Back To The Future! With Doc Brown, Marty and the Mom? Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

Nick pulls out copies of What Occurs and starts tossing them out like a frisbee golfer on PCP.

"One hundred Twenty One Giga-What-Occurs Martyyyyy!"

Islands' What Occurs'

11/10 Perfect Record

Joel Hale Osteen Jun 19, 2024

L.A. Native Haley Joel Osment hops in the FARTVAN and talks to the Jons about being Kendrick Lamar's newest muse, being confused with evil preacher Joel Osteen, and starring in AI when he was a kid. 10/10.

Two Poli Jons May 29, 2024

This week the Jons welcome Poli Van Dam, singer, guitar player (former Bomb Pops) and Liquid Death sales rep and Hearse Driver who takes them on a tour of beautiful West Adams, including the Black Dalia house and the intimidating cul-de-sac from Training Day! Poli injects the Jons with an official sponsor - Liquid Death! Their sparkling and still water and flavored water is great! Check it out at your local watering hole or store where fine drinks are sold!

That's That Me Sklarspresso May 22, 2024

Double Jons, Double Sklars, forming like Voltron with the Fartvan as the head! Is it a double match made in Double Heaven or double Hell!? The hilarious Sklar Brothers hop in the Fartvan for a sizzling drive around Hollywood. Randy and Jason crank it up to 10 and keep the Fartvan rocking from start to finish. Mile after mile, they crack up the Jons, who both simply can't get Kenough! With the Sklars you can't turn wrong, and with the Jons you cant turn right!

Glazin' WeHo w/ Mike Glazer May 08, 2024

The very funny stand-up Mike Glazer hops in the Fartvan to evangelize West Hollywood with The Jons, and man, I think I'm convinced. I've never heard anyone truly enjoy WeHo, unapologetically, this much. I lived there myself, I had a hard time! Mike's clearly thrivin' and I'm truly jealous. They should pay him for this podcast!

2 Jons 1 Ron (Funches) May 01, 2024

The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.

Buskin' with Brian Huskey Apr 24, 2024

The voice you know by heart, Brian Huskey hops in the van and the world itself begins to unravel around it. Chaos in the streets, mishaps during the coffee run, all the while attempting to outrun the long shadow of IBS. Huskey's voice is so prolific, It's hard not to feel at home listening to him chop it up with the Jons. Kick your feet up and enjoy some AAA level pipes.

Steven McDonald (Redd Kross, Melvins, Tenacious D) Takes The Wheel Apr 17, 2024

Redd Kross and Current Melvins’ Steven McDonald is a foundational part of LA's punk scene, and a brilliant songwriter and guitar player. Redd Cross’s new Double Album, “Self-Titled Album” kicks ass, and Steven was generous enough to give The Jons an early listen. The album soars to heights untold. Held together with harmonies Steven and his brother Jeff McDonald blend together so solidly it allows the band to explore the entire matrix of rock music and yet, remain Redd Cross. The album has many twists and turns, not unlike the twists and literal turns this episode of Two Jons Takes. Like no other episode before it: it contains driver-swaps, spontaneous hitchhiker pickups, and Steven eventually taking the wheel of the FARTVAN(!) and yet it is all held together with a beautiful tapestry of lefts, and no rights. Truly a groundbreaking episode.

The CHAKI FUNK WIZARD Hollywood Forever Cemetery Walking Tour Episode Apr 11, 2024

This week on a very special 2 Jons: We get groovy at the graveyard with brilliant musician and Punk Rock Tour Guide Chaki Funk Wizard! Chaki takes the 2 Jons on a *walking* drive through the legendary Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Together they slalom the headstones absorbing Chaki’s Gravespertise with ease. It’s a spooky, groovy, GRAVEY walking tour, and if you're anything like us Jons, you're gonna find the fact that Gunther from Friends is buried next to Burt Reynolds absolutely thrilling! Thanks to the bevy of knowledge Chaki wields this episode has literally hundreds of thrills, spills and Kills!

Two Jons CLASSIX! John Gemberling Apr 03, 2024

Another installment of Two Jons CLASSIX!

Comedic genius and flaw focusser John Gemberling joins the Jons for a no-rights, all lefts drive and is a bigtime Ned Nitpicker, challenging the Jons' grasp of their one sacred rule at every curve! The Jons stand their ground, but are audibly shaken (not stirred)! And the rest, as we say Mr. Bond, is Two Jons history and will forever be canon to the lore.

We Need to Talk About Kevin Seccia Mar 27, 2024

An extremely funny Jersey roughneck, Kevin Seccia is thrilled to hang on his favorite podcast, and it shows! The Jons are so emboldened by Kevin's powerful vibes that they... and I can't believe I'm saying this... actually dip into North Hollywood. The stories are gripping this episode, and what's even better: they NAME NAMES. Extremely famous people be cautioned; you may just be put on full-blown-blast in the Fartvan this week. You've been warned...

Two Jons Meet Joe Wong Mar 20, 2024

We hope you like drums, drummers, music and thoughtful takes on Phil Collins because the über talented Joe Wong Wipeout-Intros his way into the Fartvan with The Jons. Also if you have a horse in the race for BDOAT (Best Drummer of All Time) buckle up, because this discouse gets SPICY. Joe's new record "Mere Survival" kicks major ass and his podcast "The Trap Set" is a wonderful and ultra-comprehensive document of our greatest living musicians. Please check it all out, and while you're at it, check out the absolutely immense library of music Joe is responsible for. You will not regret it!

2 Jons, A Jane, and A FedEx Hub Mar 13, 2024

The fabulously accomplished Jane Marie hops in the van with an agenda folks. Never before have we seen such wanton chutzpah from a guest, and the Jons are just eating it up. Watch in wonder as our Jons are put to actual work, double and triple tasking full-blown missions. All the while dishing guests, fetching quests, and turning lefts.

Ben There, Done Rodgers: Two Jons with Ben Rodgers Mar 06, 2024

Visceral madcap fun episode this week with the hilarious Ben Rodgers! We're back in Hollywood and the freaks are out. The boys visit many failed businesses, dilapidated hotels, and hotspots of yesteryear - now doomed and collapsing. The stories flow like wine; the queue of memories is long and fat. Classic yarns followed by jaw-dropping anecdotes. It's got everything you love from our Jons. Right?

Two Jons, one Zach Cregger Feb 28, 2024

Director of "Barbarian", and Whitest Kids You Know alum Zach Cregger hops in the Fartvan to confess his sins. Daly and "Cregger" have so many visceral stories from their time in New York, that the Jons have no idea where in Los Angeles they are at any point in this episode. The conversation is just that good, and it soars ahead of the traffic lights. But no rights!

Nick Krollin’ Around With 2 Jons Feb 21, 2024

The episode you've been waiting for is here. Comedy genius and nice dude Nick Kroll blesses the Fartvan! The Jons get down to the REAL RED MEAT of LA: The Sunset Strip. The only Zankou, Guitar Center, and whatever is now where Meltdown Comics once lived. Nick dishes with the Jons on his favorite drive, and then the Jons take him there and they drive the drive! Hell yeah! Frequent Kroll collaborator Jon D vibes with Nick on Kroll Show and skin care, and Frequent Kroll friend Tall Jon navigates an Arby’s drive-thru like a Tall Kyle Busch, buying Nick and Jon D Mochocka shakes (sp?) that they sip till nothing’s left, which is the sole direction turned on this podcast!

Hollywood Todd Barry Feb 14, 2024

Picture this: It's the rainiest day in LA for the last 20 years. The Jons are behind the wheel of the Fartvan. They have a full tank of gas and as good as it gets guest Mr. Todd Barry.They stop at the famous "the Grove" and walk around in search of margaritas, only to settle (happily!) for some Arnold Palmers. Todd razzes the Two Jons and is very characteristically acerbic. Todd is staying at Hollywood and Vine, where she broke my little bottle of... Love Potion number 9. How fitting that the guy needed the love potion no. 9 to get hard, and now the Hollywood/Vine area is littered with dick pill stores. And piss. Quite a witches brew! A lot like this episode, which has been known to "aid performance". And again we didn't and don't turn right.

Jon, Jon, Jon(ah Ray), and Alex Winter Feb 07, 2024

Between then two of them, Jonah Ray and Alex Winter have done it all. found a true bond making their latest film "Destroy All Neighbors", which Jon D appears in! Sure the boys are fartvanning' around East LA again, but wouldn't you? West LA being on the opposite side of the earth and all? We got a storm-of-the-century goin' on over here, what do you want? The convo rocks, and with TWO accomplished guests, it covers decades of cool details you probably didn't know, I'd tell you but I don't wanna spoil the ep, it's a good one.

Nick Wiger is not LEFT out Jan 31, 2024

Nick Wiger, host of Doughboys and Get Played. One of the greatest to ever do it, has done it, *it* being the Two Jons podcast. Wiger lives on the “west” side of Los Angeles, far from the hustle and bustle of the jazz-soaked East Side. The Jons poke, prod, cajole, and threaten Nick until he opens up about himself, his writing, his relationship to the fans, his struggles with Mitch (none?) and his charity work (maybe too much?). Enjoy the podcast! Doughn’t miss this one!

2 Jons and a Jessy (Hodges) Jan 24, 2024

In this ep the Jons are burnin' dinosaur bones with the multi-talented Jessy Hodges. Are we on York, or Fig? The squad in the Fartvan(tm) does not care. The vibes are always good in East LA, unless you have to on-ramp the 110 in Highland Park from a dead stop. Which I believe would require a right turn before the on-ramp, so you should never have to see (or hear) that specific maneuver on THIS show. Jessy Hodges is delightful and down to gamble (the California Lottery scratch-off machine) Jessy just released a short film called "Every Part of You" that is winning all the awards, and you can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBqZeSy_T0&t=4s

Hamm in the Van Jan 17, 2024

The 2nd ever J-O-N Jon is Jon Hamm. He joins favorite guest Jon Gabrus who was the 1st J-O-N Jon guest to make it technically 3 Jons Don’t Make a Right. Or do they? Are there rules for three Jons that are different from the Rightless regularity of Two Jons? Well, you wouldn’t know it from the way Tall Jon drives. Left after left after left after left he takes, with Top Gun Maverick, Mad Men, Confess, Fletch’s Jon Hamm in tow no less. His left-only driving flies in the face of what could be a really anarchic, chaotic episode, and ends up being a classic ep. Sometimes form is important to art. Had we colored outside the lines, no one would’ve blamed us, but by staying in line with one of the major ongoing themes of the podcast (left turns only) the podcast audience is held in the hosts hands. What works, works because it’s framed, essentially by the audiences expectations of the podcast format, i.e. 2 Jons turning left in the Fartvan. Barring the fact that a third Jon (Mr. Hamm) bastardizes the integrity of the format, throwing the podcast into abstraction making it “too much”, it could’ve easily thrown the focus off of the movie star guest, and onto a randomness who’s entertainment can and will end in hopeless depravity and human being transformed into robo-pigs at the least, Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Rothko sucks as a painter, but he definitely kept it boring as hell and never tried to impress. The Two Jons audience similarly maps their own experience onto the dumb canvas he slathered with stupid paint. Here, Jon D and Tall Jon and Jon Hamm “land the damn plane” with such precision, we reel from the episodes existence even as we engage with its content. A clean experience. We go by Jon Hamms old apartments and grab coffee! A classic!

Delvin' the 'Dena with Seth Morris Nov 28, 2023

Friend of Jons Seth Morris hops in the Fartvan to show the Jons the finer points of Pasadena history. Pasadena, home of the Rosebowl (who cares?) and also Van Halen Hales from it. Some really cool stuff here, 2 Jons fans, as the boys reminisce about formative years on the east coast. It's emotional, so thank the lord these boys are so supportive. Listen as Seth and the Jons hold space for each other's feelings and maintain a safe space for each other within the Fartvan. One can take big risks when there's a safety net under one's fall. Seth takes leap after leap only to find a Jon to his left and a Jon to his right, but we don't take those on this podcast!

Night Crawlin' with Emily Altman Nov 21, 2023

The Jons scoop up the multi-talented Emily Altman for a trip around ‘Hollywood’ Hollywood. From the Glitz to the ‘pits. We say hi to the 4 silver ladies at La Brea and Hollywood Blvd, and creepy-crawl into the foggy night. And let’s just say Hollywood's not the most forgiving part of town to insist on not turning right. Lefts are busy in lipstick city, even in the evening. We stop for ice creams and feel like lucky ducks. The Fartvan cuts through the cheese of the night. Beverly Center, Lids, CBS, Canters, Trumps Hollywood star. We’re passing these things. Stay long enough in H’Wood and you go “Koo Koo” like One Night in Bangkok song. Emily is promoting her new book, “How to be Sane” and the Jons can’t wait to buy it locally and read it!

Glendale to Los Feliz with Gil Ozeri Nov 14, 2023

The Jons welcome brilliant actor writer and comedian Gil Ozeri into the Fartvan and the boys rock down to Glendales main strip, Brand Blvd, home of the Americana at Brand, car dealerships, tiki bars, office spaces, and the billboards of many local accident lawyers. Gil talks tales of uncles and aunts, growing up, and he shares his favorite LA drives. (Spoiler: It’s Mulholland). Gil regales the Jons with tales of mirth and woe, Tall Jon drives the Fartvan like the breaking wind, and we together feel the breaking Autumn, the tusks of the Winter Walrus breach and take their first icy lap, and the whiskers of waning summertime wisp into the water, and we neigh the harvest nigh, and take till none is left, yet never never never turning right!

The Deep East with Beck Bennett Oct 31, 2023

The absolute beast, Beck Bennet, joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA; Highland Park, Eagle Rock, the works. Beck came locked n loaded, he knows the show, he knows the vibe and he jumps in fully caffeinated. This episode holds a special place in this engineer's heart as the Jons drive very close to my house(ADU).

Browsin' The Bank with Rob Zabrecky Oct 10, 2023

The multi-cross-disciplined talent Rob Zabrecky joins the Jons for a jaunt around Burbank AND BEYOND. Rob's from The Bank, so he knows the spots, the history and most importantly, the goss. It's a different kind of episode, where the Jons are only driving the Fartvan in an academic sense. When you have someone as connected to the city as Rob, it's clear who's actually driving in the truest sense, if not literal.

Fartvans West (LA) with Megan Amram Sep 26, 2023

The legendarily hilarious Megan Amram joins the Jons for a leap into the the unknown: West LA - a part of the city you simply have no reason to visit if you don't have health insurance. Megan's resume would overburden the "episode description" field I'm typing in, but I WILL SAY she's responsible for the "Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president" meme you will likely see in your Twitter timeline until the site finally dies. I'm not 100% on the "Wagons West" reference in the title but if you've read this far, now you know.

Two Jons Classix: Aparna Nancherla Sep 23, 2023

In honor of out dear friend Aparna's book release, we're releasing a re-release of our famous episode "Two Jons Does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla". Buy "Unreliable Narrator: Me, Myself, and Impostor Syndrome" at your local bookstore for yourself and as gifts for friends. Buy them up until there's none left. Or right.

"Two Jons Do Run the Light" with Adam Scott Sep 12, 2023

The brilliant and L.A.-Based Adam Scott hops innie the FARTVAN to drive the wrong way down some one-ways in service of left-turning. Now with 50% more runtime, you'll Party Down even harder with this Severance Starrer, with the convo cutting straight to the bone on the hard-hitting issues of the day: Where are we? (driving)? Who's seen which Broadway plays? Does Daly love the Red Hot Chili Peppers TOO much? What was it like for Adam to be in (PROJECT). This Adult Swim Golf Classic reunion listens like butter. Sop it up with your ear-bread until there's none left, and we'll continue to only turn that way!

Beatin' the Heat with Max Silvestri Aug 15, 2023

The heinously funny Max Silvestri dons his invaluable HEAT(1995) t-shirt as he joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA. Not coincidentally, we make a pitstop at the Police Museum in Highland Park to find out once and for all: did a real bank robbery inspire the movie, or did the movie inspire an real bank robbery? The answer may surprise you!

Two Jons Murder Mitchtery w/Mike Mitchell Jul 25, 2023

Legend Mike Mitchell is in the FARTVAN with stories, jokes, pokes, bits, skits, food, folks and fun! The Spoon Man himself spreads love light and laughter as the Jons stop by the LaBianca murder house to celebrate Leslie Van Houten’s release! Some may argue that doing this is not right, so we’ve agreed to not turn that way!

2 Vons Don't Make a Ralphs with Mary Elizabeth Ellis Jun 27, 2023

The magical Mary Elizabeth Ellis joins 2 Jons for a lap around Hollywood with a convo so interesting you’ll start to feel like you’re in the Fartvan, which Tall Jon completely fails to gas up before the record! Jon D and Mary Elizabeth are pissed, but forgive and forget for the sake of the drive. After all, in this crazy world, a pinch of civility is all we have left, which is the only way we turn!

Jon, Jon, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel: Drivin' and Strikin' Jun 06, 2023

Potentially the most action packed episode yet, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel are two of the funniest writers working, or rather, not working (because of the WGA strike). There's never been more numerous, or intense left turns than in today's episode. Figurative, literal, paranormal... the pivots are frankly shocking. And it's all done so effortlessly, until violence breaks out in the Fartvan. Listen, learn, and turn left. Support writers and support the strike, it affects all of us!

2 Jons Uber Pool with Kristen Schaal and Nick Thorburn May 16, 2023

Legend and friend Kristen Schaal is on the show, and is incredible, and Th3N! somehow through the power of serendipity and the magic of Los Angeles, somewhere between the moon and Mulholland, The Jons score a second guest, legend and friend Nick Thorburn (Islands, Unicorns, Serial, Best Show Theme, etc) as they drive past his place in the Fartvan and beckon him. This episode breaks the mold in more ways than one. Let’s just say we “get out of the van”. That's all I'll say! Enjoy our driving podcast! Like and Subscribe and Review!

Jons/Wain with David Wain May 03, 2023

Avid Two Jons super-fan David Wain buckles up for the ride of his life. The Jons trap the willing Wain inside the FARTVAN and he wraps the Jons around his finger time and time again with his magical touch for tales. Listeners Note: The Jons and Wain plan to go to a Pinkberry but never do, and it is never resolved so if it doesn’t feel right it’s because we turn left only.

Magnolia with Carl Tart Apr 18, 2023

…and the Two Jons are Ridin’ through The Valley, and the Good Girls are Home with Carl Tart. You knew it had to be comin’, but the Two(2) Jons finally brave the San Fernando Valley with the indomitable, prolific, Carl Tart. From the West Burbank Popeyes, to Keys on Van Nuys, the Valley represents a lot of different vibes to a lot of different people. Annexed in 1915, the San Fernando Valley represents the Louisiana Purchase of Los Angeles history. It doubled the size of the city and raised Los Angeles to the level of a city-state possessed of its own agricultural region. You’re gonna find out just how much history our Jons have out here in the wild north-west of Los Angeles proper: sites, locations, triggering memories of friends' anecdotes. This episode is an onion, layers upon layers of earned wisdom and as always, a sheer void of right turns.

Two Jons does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla Apr 04, 2023

The lovely and talented Aparna Nancherla joins the Jons on an excursion to Pasadena. Home of Van Halen, Jackie Robinson, and Sirhan Sirhan. How will they navigate this old-money suburb (which is the headquarters of America's aerospace industry) without the ability to turn right? Is it possible they've bitten off more than they can chew? Will they be disappeared by the Pasadena Police Department like so many interlopers before them? One thing's for certain, right turns remain OFF the table. In this sea of Teslas, who's to say exactly how dangerous that is? Be amazed at the wildlife they encounter, confounded by the grumpiness of the local street vendors, and bring your $25 entry fee for the flea market where I saw Logan Paul once. Pasadena is truly another world for our Jons; the textures are alien and the tension is extreme. It is, after all, personified by the Big Lebowski himself in the eponymous film.

Two Jons Do Make a Night with Jason Mantzoukas Mar 14, 2023

The Jons are back with the brilliant Jason Mantzoukas, who made the ingenious suggestion that we pick him up for the podcast AFTER DARK! That's right cool cats, this Two Jons takes place during the SEXY NIGHTTIME. LA at night is like jazz. The traffic has it's own rhythm, flowing like a trumpet line against the thrumming bass buzz of humans in clubs and bars, making out, wearing sexy outfits, day trading and farting. Jason and The Jons bebop up to the Sunset Strip, the piano heats up into a blistering solo, many neon signs are visible, cutting lines in Tall Jon's vision as he plays the FARTVAN like a sax, moving in and out of traffic like Coltrane at Newport '67, reinventing sound with his eyes closed, the Jons make a rhythmic left at Doheny and end up highhattin' it to Larchmont of all places. But that's where jazz can take you... All places. This episode is pure night, and you can feel it. Hard and soft like the wind. Like when you pass the La Brea Tar Pits and get a whiff of the tar. Or is it just the asphault the Jons are turning left on, still hot from the day? The podcast isn't over till we turn right. Right Jon? Cymbals crash....

3 JONS DO MAKE A RIGHT? with Jon Gabrus Feb 15, 2023

The hilarious and amazing Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, High and Mighty, Action Boyz) joins the Jons for the first ever episode of '3 Jons Don't Make a Right'! Now, we all know 2 Jons don't make a right - It's a rule so ingrained that Hammurabi, the Babylonian Ball Buster himself, is said to have etched it into finest marble. But this ain't 2 Jons brudder! It's 3! And 3 Jons totally changes the game! CAN they turn right now? WILL they turn right if they decide they can, or will they choose to remain leftists?? What are the rules when chaos reigns? Find out as the '3' Jons color outside the lines, set new boundaries, and learn about what's wrong and what's right... which is a direction they may or may not now turn!

Kurt Braunohler Takes the Jons to Jersey Mike's Jan 31, 2023

Jersey Mike's, anyone? This week the Jons are joined by the hilarious Kurt Braunohler for another drive of lefts. Kurt insists the Jons stop at Jersey Mike's and the ever-hungry Jons are more than happy to Hoag it up with Kurt. God Bless the good people at Jersey Mike's for helping us and being cool with us recording in their location (we did not ask). The Jons and Kurt all dig into their hoagies. Conscious of their mouth sounds, the trio hovers in the podcast "Goldilocks zone". Not too hot, not too cold, but juuuuuuuuust right... which is a direction we'd never turn!

Johnny Pemberton X No Rights Crew Nov 22, 2022

Jon and Jon are back with another guest named John. Ny. Johnny Pemberton, actor comedian and fan of the popular band Korn. Jon Daly and Johnny found themselves in Africa recently and went on Safari together, seeing animals, having their minds blown, and proving that 2 male friends can go on vacation together and get to know each other better. Tall Jon crushes the driving in this episode, turning ONLY left. He's gotten so good he could probably do it sightless, but for now we'll settle for doing it rightless!

Sarah Silverman Is All We Have Lefts Oct 12, 2022

Jon and Jon journey into the gritty Hollywood Flats with their guest, the hilarious Sarah Silverman. The enormous line for Funko Pops is seen once again. What fascination do people have with these? Are they as cool as the people the gang talks to think they are? The Jons and Sarah don't really get into it. Instead they stop at an abandoned McDonalds, followed by a functioning McDonalds, ordering typical fare. Sarah a small fries, Jon D a Diet Coke and an apple pie. Nothing for Tall Jon, though he paid for it all like a gentleman. The Fart Van once again provides perfect studio quality sound for you to enjoy. It took a while to get right, but we just take lefts!

John Gemberliing Fights For Rights Aug 22, 2022

Essential Baby Beebo and Newly Svelte Veinman John Gemberling joins the Jons for a leftless tour of the Los Feliz hills, and all the way to Burbank. They see a disappointing blimp (Pics on 'Gram) , a deeply unhealthy coyote (P.O.G.) and almost all of what Mr. Gemberling terms "Our Disgusting City" - Los Angeles. We talk about life, performance, John's hardscrabble Upper East Side upbringing, and we even take a new sort of right turn* with a left-leaning approach that ends up being an even truer left. For The Jons it was a delight! For John Gemberling? A Rite of Passage... Which we'd never take !!!

Brendon Walsh Joins Jons Jul 19, 2022

Jon and Jon are joined by hilarious standup and World Record Podcast cohost Brendon Walsh to chop it up on another lovely leftless drive that remains drama free... Until a Hollywood garbage man goes apeshit and puts the whole crew in danger. Jon gets angry, but Jon stays cool behind the wheel, stalking the garbageman with the impotent rage of Michael Douglas in Falling Down, only to do nothing about it because of the machine of power he felt churning behind it, like Michael Douglas in The Game. He looked a mid-podcast road rage confrontation right in the face and said "that'll do, pig." Was he wrong? Some would say there is no right, which is our whole thing, baby!

Never Turning Right Around Town with Paul Scheer Jun 13, 2022

Paul Scheer joins the Jons on another Right-free driving-spree around East L.A. and thereabouts. Driving around with the Jons can be intense, but Paul holds his own, matching the Jons quip for quip as they find some choice vanity plates, break the law (wrong way on a one way) to avoid turning right, and finally, throw their full-throated support to the elites. If you wanted to judge us, you’d be well within your rights… but we don’t make those! Enjoy the episode!

Molly Lambert of HeidiWorld podcast fame! Jun 07, 2022

2 Jons are back with the brilliant LA Native Molly Lambert from the amazing, sleazy Heidi Fleiss podcast "HeidiWorld". Molly talks Hollywood history, takes the Jons to Heidi Fleiss's old Hollywood Blvd. storefront for her line of women's boxer shorts, they see a lady with tons of garbage duct taped to her car and Jon D plugs his new album, Ding Dong Delicious. Tall Jon is a safe driver. However, if he gets pulled over, he knows his rights, and also knows NOT to take them on the podcast! We ONLY turn left!

2 Jons Don't Make a Right 3: Hollywood Huebel Jun 01, 2022

Hollywood's Rob Huebel joins Jon and Jon for a leftless romp through, well, Hollywood! Billboards are discussed, a terrible mural is mocked, and Tall Jon has a foot infection. Sometimes life is more wrongs then rights, which is something these guys don't take!

2 Jons Don't Make a Right PILOT May 17, 2022

This is very, very special. 2 Jons Don't Make a Right didn't start fully formed. In fact, the idea to incorporate "guests" at all basically occurred to us in this episode! We're calling it the "Pilot". There is an air of excitement, of fun, delirious naivete that pervades this episode as Jon and Jon drive around Hollywood hammering out what the podcast will be, setting rules, cutting up, and trying to get the podcast exactly right. Or is it exactly LEFT? Because they don't make rights! Enjoy!

Ep. 15 "ConRATulations" - with Tom Scharpling May 10, 2022

Jon is joined by legend Tom Scharpling to review mob murderer Sammy "The Bull" Gravano's podcast "Our Thing".

Formerly the underboss of John Gotti, Sammy The Bull is currently a podcaster, and eternallly a rat.

My Dog Sleeping, Looped May 03, 2022

5 minutes of my dog sleeping. Some birds chirp here and there. Guaranteed to soothe!

Ep 13: SOPRANOS PODCAST REVIEWS-AGOOL Pt. 2 - "Finn on Finn Action" - With Will Janowitz Apr 26, 2022

Finn DeTrolio himself, Actor, writer and Sopranos castmember Will Janowitz joins Jon to review Sopranos podcasts "CUT TO BLACK: A Sopranos Sit-Down" and "IN AT THE END: An Obsessive Analysis of The Sopranos". Truly an episode you 'can't refuse'!

2 Jons Don't Make a Right Pt. 2 - with Kulap Vilaysack Apr 19, 2022

Jon and Jon are joined by actor and comedian and podcaster Kulap Vilaysack for a right-turnless drive where they 1. Get into a car accident and confront the other driver and 2. Heckle an anti-mask protest and then Jon feels bad about it but ultimately, fuck it right? Or fuck it LEFT? Becasue two Jons DON'T make a right is the podcast.

Ep. 12 "Dan Klein, Jon Daly and Ben Shapiro" - with Dan Klein Apr 12, 2022

The boys are back! Jon hosts the hilarious writer and comedian Dan Klein (Bible Bros. Podcast). The boys take on the task of listening to an episode of a podcast by conservative take-maker and argument winner Ben Shapiro.

Ep. 11 - Sopranos Podcast Review-agool Pt. 1 - with Fat Tony Apr 05, 2022

From "Pod-a-Bing" to "Gabagool: A Sopranos Podcast" to "Pod-Oh-My", there are a TON of Sopranos podcasts, and friends - we're reviewing all of them here in our new series "Sopranos Podcast Review-agool". For Part 1, Jon's favorite rapper and Sopranos superfan Fat Tony sits down with Jon to review the iconic "Talking Sopranos" and the perfectly-named "The Sopranos Show".

Ep. 10 - "Hey Hey, My Guy" - with Alex Scordelis Mar 29, 2022

Jon and writer Alex Scordelis review two separate Neil Young podcasts.

Ep. 9 - "Sly and The Family Stallone" - with Carey O'Donnell Mar 22, 2022

Jon and the hilarious Carey O'Donnell review an episode of Sistine and Sophia Stallone's podcast "Unwaxed" interviewing their father, Sly himself.

Ep. 8 Creation Science for Kids with Julie Klausner Mar 08, 2022

Jon and The Queen Julie Klausner talk about Creationism, Hellraiser and Manifestation.

Ep. 6 Eva Anderson Returns! Mar 01, 2022

Eva Anderson returns to discuss Incels, Real Dolls, Dean Cain, and the Dean Cain Real Doll Movie!

Two Jons Don't Make a Right - Ep. 1 Steve Agee Feb 22, 2022

Jon Daly and Jon Schroeder (Two Jons) and a guest drive around Los Angeles making only lefts. No rights. If they have to turn right, the podcast ends.

with Steve Agee! (Peacemaker, Suicide Squad, Sarah Silverman Program)

Ep 5 Chris Hansen with Damian Abraham Feb 15, 2022

Jon and Damian Abraham discuss Chris Hansen's new multiverse of podcasts. VERY MUCH not for sensitive listeners!

The Stoicism of Wellness w/ Jon Gabrus Feb 08, 2022

Jon and High and Mighty's Jon Gabrus review The Daily Stoic and Wellness Force.

Heeeeeeere's Johnny Carson! w/ Scott Gairdner Feb 01, 2022

Jon and Late Night's Scott Gairdner review all Johnny Carson-based podcasts.

Ep. 2 - "Whoop Whoop, I'm Innocent!" - w/ Joe Mande Jan 25, 2022

Jon and Joe Mande discuss disgraced Harvard law professor/sex trafficker Alan Dershowitz's podcast DERSHOW, and definitive Juggalo podcast JUGGALO CULTURE FM.

Ep. 1: Incels with Eva Anderson Jan 13, 2022

Eva and Jon review an Incel podcast.

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