Two Jons Don't Make a Right

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Jons/Wain with David Wain May 03, 2023

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Avid Two Jons super-fan David Wain buckles up for the ride of his life. The Jons trap the willing Wain inside the FARTVAN and he wraps the Jons around his finger time and time again with his magical touch for tales. Listeners Note: The Jons and Wain plan to go to a Pinkberry but never do, and it is never resolved so if it doesn’t feel right it’s because we turn left only.

Magnolia with Carl Tart Apr 18, 2023

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…and the Two Jons are Ridin’ through The Valley, and the Good Girls are Home with Carl Tart. You knew it had to be comin’, but the Two(2) Jons finally brave the San Fernando Valley with the indomitable, prolific, Carl Tart. From the West Burbank Popeyes, to Keys on Van Nuys, the Valley represents a lot of different vibes to a lot of different people. Annexed in 1915, the San Fernando Valley represents the Louisiana Purchase of Los Angeles history. It doubled the size of the city and raised Los Angeles to the level of a city-state possessed of its own agricultural region. You’re gonna find out just how much history our Jons have out here in the wild north-west of Los Angeles proper: sites, locations, triggering memories of friends' anecdotes. This episode is an onion, layers upon layers of earned wisdom and as always, a sheer void of right turns.

Two Jons does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla Apr 04, 2023

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The lovely and talented Aparna Nancherla joins the Jons on an excursion to Pasadena. Home of Van Halen, Jackie Robinson, and Sirhan Sirhan. How will they navigate this old-money suburb (which is the headquarters of America's aerospace industry) without the ability to turn right? Is it possible they've bitten off more than they can chew? Will they be disappeared by the Pasadena Police Department like so many interlopers before them? One thing's for certain, right turns remain OFF the table. In this sea of Teslas, who's to say exactly how dangerous that is? Be amazed at the wildlife they encounter, confounded by the grumpiness of the local street vendors, and bring your $25 entry fee for the flea market where I saw Logan Paul once. Pasadena is truly another world for our Jons; the textures are alien and the tension is extreme. It is, after all, personified by the Big Lebowski himself in the eponymous film.

Two Jons Do Make a Night with Jason Mantzoukas Mar 14, 2023

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The Jons are back with the brilliant Jason Mantzoukas, who made the ingenious suggestion that we pick him up for the podcast AFTER DARK! That's right cool cats, this Two Jons takes place during the SEXY NIGHTTIME. LA at night is like jazz. The traffic has it's own rhythm, flowing like a trumpet line against the thrumming bass buzz of humans in clubs and bars, making out, wearing sexy outfits, day trading and farting. Jason and The Jons bebop up to the Sunset Strip, the piano heats up into a blistering solo, many neon signs are visible, cutting lines in Tall Jon's vision as he plays the FARTVAN like a sax, moving in and out of traffic like Coltrane at Newport '67, reinventing sound with his eyes closed, the Jons make a rhythmic left at Doheny and end up highhattin' it to Larchmont of all places. But that's where jazz can take you... All places. This episode is pure night, and you can feel it. Hard and soft like the wind. Like when you pass the La Brea Tar Pits and get a whiff of the tar. Or is it just the asphault the Jons are turning left on, still hot from the day? The podcast isn't over till we turn right. Right Jon? Cymbals crash....

3 JONS DO MAKE A RIGHT? with Jon Gabrus Feb 15, 2023

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The hilarious and amazing Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, High and Mighty, Action Boyz) joins the Jons for the first ever episode of '3 Jons Don't Make a Right'! Now, we all know 2 Jons don't make a right - It's a rule so ingrained that Hammurabi, the Babylonian Ball Buster himself, is said to have etched it into finest marble. But this ain't 2 Jons brudder! It's 3! And 3 Jons totally changes the game! CAN they turn right now? WILL they turn right if they decide they can, or will they choose to remain leftists?? What are the rules when chaos reigns? Find out as the '3' Jons color outside the lines, set new boundaries, and learn about what's wrong and what's right... which is a direction they may or may not now turn!

Kurt Braunohler Takes the Jons to Jersey Mike's Jan 31, 2023

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Jersey Mike's, anyone? This week the Jons are joined by the hilarious Kurt Braunohler for another drive of lefts. Kurt insists the Jons stop at Jersey Mike's and the ever-hungry Jons are more than happy to Hoag it up with Kurt. God Bless the good people at Jersey Mike's for helping us and being cool with us recording in their location (we did not ask). The Jons and Kurt all dig into their hoagies. Conscious of their mouth sounds, the trio hovers in the podcast "Goldilocks zone". Not too hot, not too cold, but juuuuuuuuust right... which is a direction we'd never turn!

Johnny Pemberton X No Rights Crew Nov 22, 2022

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Jon and Jon are back with another guest named John. Ny. Johnny Pemberton, actor comedian and fan of the popular band Korn. Jon Daly and Johnny found themselves in Africa recently and went on Safari together, seeing animals, having their minds blown, and proving that 2 male friends can go on vacation together and get to know each other better. Tall Jon crushes the driving in this episode, turning ONLY left. He's gotten so good he could probably do it sightless, but for now we'll settle for doing it rightless!

Sarah Silverman Is All We Have Lefts Oct 12, 2022

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Jon and Jon journey into the gritty Hollywood Flats with their guest, the hilarious Sarah Silverman. The enormous line for Funko Pops is seen once again. What fascination do people have with these? Are they as cool as the people the gang talks to think they are? The Jons and Sarah don't really get into it. Instead they stop at an abandoned McDonalds, followed by a functioning McDonalds, ordering typical fare. Sarah a small fries, Jon D a Diet Coke and an apple pie. Nothing for Tall Jon, though he paid for it all like a gentleman. The Fart Van once again provides perfect studio quality sound for you to enjoy. It took a while to get right, but we just take lefts!

John Gemberliing Fights For Rights Aug 22, 2022

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Essential Baby Beebo and Newly Svelte Veinman John Gemberling joins the Jons for a leftless tour of the Los Feliz hills, and all the way to Burbank. They see a disappointing blimp (Pics on 'Gram) , a deeply unhealthy coyote (P.O.G.) and almost all of what Mr. Gemberling terms "Our Disgusting City" - Los Angeles. We talk about life, performance, John's hardscrabble Upper East Side upbringing, and we even take a new sort of right turn* with a left-leaning approach that ends up being an even truer left. For The Jons it was a delight! For John Gemberling? A Rite of Passage... Which we'd never take !!!

Brendon Walsh Joins Jons Jul 19, 2022

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Jon and Jon are joined by hilarious standup and World Record Podcast cohost Brendon Walsh to chop it up on another lovely leftless drive that remains drama free... Until a Hollywood garbage man goes apeshit and puts the whole crew in danger. Jon gets angry, but Jon stays cool behind the wheel, stalking the garbageman with the impotent rage of Michael Douglas in Falling Down, only to do nothing about it because of the machine of power he felt churning behind it, like Michael Douglas in The Game. He looked a mid-podcast road rage confrontation right in the face and said "that'll do, pig." Was he wrong? Some would say there is no right, which is our whole thing, baby!

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