Two Jons Don't Make a Right

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Glazin' WeHo w/ Mike Glazer May 08, 2024

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The very funny stand-up Mike Glazer hops in the Fartvan to evangelize West Hollywood with The Jons, and man, I think I'm convinced. I've never heard anyone truly enjoy WeHo, unapologetically, this much. I lived there myself, I had a hard time! Mike's clearly thrivin' and I'm truly jealous. They should pay him for this podcast!

2 Jons 1 Ron (Funches) May 01, 2024

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The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.

Buskin' with Brian Huskey Apr 24, 2024

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The voice you know by heart, Brian Huskey hops in the van and the world itself begins to unravel around it. Chaos in the streets, mishaps during the coffee run, all the while attempting to outrun the long shadow of IBS. Huskey's voice is so prolific, It's hard not to feel at home listening to him chop it up with the Jons. Kick your feet up and enjoy some AAA level pipes.

Steven McDonald (Redd Kross, Melvins, Tenacious D) Takes The Wheel Apr 17, 2024

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Redd Kross and Current Melvins’ Steven McDonald is a foundational part of LA's punk scene, and a brilliant songwriter and guitar player. Redd Cross’s new Double Album, “Self-Titled Album” kicks ass, and Steven was generous enough to give The Jons an early listen. The album soars to heights untold. Held together with harmonies Steven and his brother Jeff McDonald blend together so solidly it allows the band to explore the entire matrix of rock music and yet, remain Redd Cross. The album has many twists and turns, not unlike the twists and literal turns this episode of Two Jons Takes. Like no other episode before it: it contains driver-swaps, spontaneous hitchhiker pickups, and Steven eventually taking the wheel of the FARTVAN(!) and yet it is all held together with a beautiful tapestry of lefts, and no rights. Truly a groundbreaking episode.

The CHAKI FUNK WIZARD Hollywood Forever Cemetery Walking Tour Episode Apr 11, 2024

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This week on a very special 2 Jons: We get groovy at the graveyard with brilliant musician and Punk Rock Tour Guide Chaki Funk Wizard! Chaki takes the 2 Jons on a *walking* drive through the legendary Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Together they slalom the headstones absorbing Chaki’s Gravespertise with ease. It’s a spooky, groovy, GRAVEY walking tour, and if you're anything like us Jons, you're gonna find the fact that Gunther from Friends is buried next to Burt Reynolds absolutely thrilling! Thanks to the bevy of knowledge Chaki wields this episode has literally hundreds of thrills, spills and Kills!

Two Jons CLASSIX! John Gemberling Apr 03, 2024

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Another installment of Two Jons CLASSIX!

Comedic genius and flaw focusser John Gemberling joins the Jons for a no-rights, all lefts drive and is a bigtime Ned Nitpicker, challenging the Jons' grasp of their one sacred rule at every curve! The Jons stand their ground, but are audibly shaken (not stirred)! And the rest, as we say Mr. Bond, is Two Jons history and will forever be canon to the lore.

We Need to Talk About Kevin Seccia Mar 27, 2024

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An extremely funny Jersey roughneck, Kevin Seccia is thrilled to hang on his favorite podcast, and it shows! The Jons are so emboldened by Kevin's powerful vibes that they... and I can't believe I'm saying this... actually dip into North Hollywood. The stories are gripping this episode, and what's even better: they NAME NAMES. Extremely famous people be cautioned; you may just be put on full-blown-blast in the Fartvan this week. You've been warned...

Two Jons Meet Joe Wong Mar 20, 2024

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We hope you like drums, drummers, music and thoughtful takes on Phil Collins because the über talented Joe Wong Wipeout-Intros his way into the Fartvan with The Jons. Also if you have a horse in the race for BDOAT (Best Drummer of All Time) buckle up, because this discouse gets SPICY. Joe's new record "Mere Survival" kicks major ass and his podcast "The Trap Set" is a wonderful and ultra-comprehensive document of our greatest living musicians. Please check it all out, and while you're at it, check out the absolutely immense library of music Joe is responsible for. You will not regret it!

2 Jons, A Jane, and A FedEx Hub Mar 13, 2024

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The fabulously accomplished Jane Marie hops in the van with an agenda folks. Never before have we seen such wanton chutzpah from a guest, and the Jons are just eating it up. Watch in wonder as our Jons are put to actual work, double and triple tasking full-blown missions. All the while dishing guests, fetching quests, and turning lefts.

Ben There, Done Rodgers: Two Jons with Ben Rodgers Mar 06, 2024

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Visceral madcap fun episode this week with the hilarious Ben Rodgers! We're back in Hollywood and the freaks are out. The boys visit many failed businesses, dilapidated hotels, and hotspots of yesteryear - now doomed and collapsing. The stories flow like wine; the queue of memories is long and fat. Classic yarns followed by jaw-dropping anecdotes. It's got everything you love from our Jons. Right?