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S4 Ep32: Grabbing Fictional Men by their Adams' Apples??? Aug 06, 2024

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hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why??" in this episode we talked about all of the women named Daisy in Hollywood ??, why we'd fight Claire Bear if given the opportunity, and what Olympic sport we truly believe we'd excel in!
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S4 Ep31: Going to Team Italian Dinner with Poop in Your Pants??? Jul 30, 2024

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***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at
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hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Star game!!, more stories of Donnie being Donnie I guess??, and why tf are team dinners a thing in high school???
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S4 Ep30: Getting Denied by Your Crush with a Box of Donuts??? Jul 23, 2024

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hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer!
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S4 Ep29: Walking Half a Mile with Poop in Your Pants ???? Jul 16, 2024

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hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO
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S4 Ep28: FMK: Cam Cameron, Jeremiah, and Conrad?? BE SERIOUS FOR 5 SECONDS Jul 09, 2024

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****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u!
hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life!
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S4 Ep27: FMK: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Walter White ??? Jul 02, 2024

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hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!)
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S4 Ep26: FMK: Squatty Potty, Wet Wipes, and Poo Pouri??? Jun 25, 2024

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***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu***
hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband!
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S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria Jun 18, 2024

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hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall!
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S4 Ep24: How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner Jun 11, 2024

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hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO
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S4 Ep23: How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic Jun 04, 2024

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hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU.
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