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Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (@Eitanthegoalie), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their brains over how the production team hasn't yet been sued. Donate to Eitan's film campaign! Join us on Patreon. Don't forget to leave us a review!
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon. Leave us a review!
Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren't more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting on sheet cakes? Also a discussion on FB, UK, US, and Chinese porn regulations. Ersties Podcast Leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux @VenusLux. Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which we likely will regret. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to rate us & leave a review! Venus Lux's Official Site (NSFW)
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery (@emeryemeryii) to review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, and how it's possible to experience death by semen. Science Friction Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield (@CaulfieldTim) of Netflix's "A User's Guide to Cheating Death", talks Japan, sex dolls, and labia surgery. Dr. Abby Hafer shares with us all the sexual fluidity in the animal kingdom including cross dressing fish, gay seagulls, and measuring balls. Don't forget to rate us and leave a comment! Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They try to steal the balls of a feared evil wizard...He Who Must Not Be Laid. Don't forget to leave us a review in iTunes! Support us for more content at Patreon
Alice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold (@TomArnold). Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our overly friendly Russian neighbors. Episode includes an accidental cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind the scenes stories you won't hear elsewhere, and an accidental white supremacist moment. Donate to Camp del Corazon Support us on Patreon Leave us a review & spread the word!
Loosely based on the American sitcom, see the porn that Bob Saget wished he had made while on the set of Full House. Alice and Yvette review the Pornhub exclusive and tell you whether or not it's more tolerable than Fuller House. Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice and Yvette are joined by industry legend, Nina Hartley (@ninaland). The ladies discuss everything from longevity in the industry, gag reflexes, tips to satisfy your partner, pornolingus, anti-porn feminism, sterilization, incels, and much more. https://www.nina.live Make sure to rate us! Support us on Patreon
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