Turtle Time

Latest Episodes:

Sandoval The Liar (Vanderpump Rules S10 E13 Recap) May 05, 2023

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Amy and Riley wish their little turtle cuties a happy May the 4th and briefly discuss their relationship to Star Wars. They then discuss Summer House for one full minute (11:30), mourn the loss of Pump Restaurant (30:18), and discuss the VPR Finale Trailer (33:55).

And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - "The Lady and the Glamp" (S10 E13) - an episode that Riley hated and that Amy was indifferent on (38:00).

This is 2 hours and 3 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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Patreon Teaser: Vegas With a Vengeance (Vanderpump Rules S1 E4 Recap) May 01, 2023

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Amy and Riley recap the iconic fourth episode of Vanderpump Rules, "Vegas with a Vengeance", and reminisce on their own beautiful times in Vegas.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

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The Curse at Tower 12 (Vanderpump Rules S10 E12 Recap) Apr 28, 2023

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Amy and Riley officially declare Ramona and Avery Singer as their first "Certified Stinkers" and hopefully solve the mystery of why James Kennedy called Tom Schwartz "Mr. Buzz Button" on last week's episode. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" (S10 E12) - and declare it a masterpiece.

This is 2 hours and 33 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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Patreon Teaser: You Don't Know Jax (Vanderpump Rules S1 E3 Recap) Apr 25, 2023

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Amy and Riley recap the third episode of Vanderpump Rules - "You Don't Know Jax" and learn that they truly have never known Jax.

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The Rise of Satchel (Vanderpump Rules S10 E11 Recap) Apr 21, 2023

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Amy discusses her powerful horoscope reading with Ally Lewber and gets to the bottom of her birth chart and what it has in store for the future of Turtle Time. Then Amy and Riley discuss the latest Bravo news and create a new segment called the "Summer House Minute". And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's divisive episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Mistress in Distress" (S10 E11).

This is 2 hours and 8 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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Patreon Teaser: This Is a Break-Up (Vanderpump Rules S1 E2 Recap) Apr 17, 2023

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Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship.

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The Fall of Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S10 E10 Recap) Apr 14, 2023

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Amy and Riley document their experiences with the Vanderpump Rules cast over the weekend - Beau and Stassi at Albertsons; Katie, Ariana, and Scheana at Emo Nite; and then Tom Sandoval in the pits of Hell at the Canyon Club. After that, they dive into Tom Sandoval's disastrous interview on Howie Mandel's YouTube show, and then finally and crucially, Amy and Riley recap this week's powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules - "It's All Happening... Again" (S10 E10).

This is 2 hours and 30 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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Patreon Teaser: Welcome to Sur (Vanderpump Rules S1 E1 Recap) Apr 12, 2023

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Amy and Riley welcome their Villa Rosa VIPs to Lisa and Ken's beautiful home, and recap the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules. The start of the dynasty.

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Reservation for Bubba (Vanderpump Rules S10 E9 Recap) Apr 07, 2023

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Amy and Riley discuss their trip to Pump Restaurant Lounge in its final days, Tom Schwartz's elucidating appearance on Watch What Happens Live, and this week's beautiful episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10 E9) - "Forbidden Fruit".

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Fine China (Vanderpump Rules S10 E8 Recap) Mar 31, 2023

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It's Turtle Time again! This week Amy and Riley discuss being in the courtroom for Scheana Shay's restraining order hearing, the latest VPR breaking news, and an in-depth recap of this week's Vanderpump Rules episode - "By Invitation Only".

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