Turtle Time

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Patreon Teaser: Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Reunion Recap Jul 15, 2024

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Amy and Riley discuss all three parts of the chaotic season 4 reunion and say goodbye to another wonderful season of Vanderpump Rules.

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Nightmare at Shannon’s Beador (RHOC Season 18 Premiere Recap) Jul 12, 2024

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Bravo news that we missed while we were on vacation - Lindsay Hubbard's new boyfriend, Bethenny Frankel running around the Hamptons, and much, much more. (00:00 - 35:20)

And then we break down every single thing that happened on the wonderful Season 18 premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County. (39:55)

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Patreon Teaser: Push Comes to Shove (Vanderpump Rules S4 E20 Recap) Jul 10, 2024

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The season 4 finale of Vanderpump Rules is here! Lisa Vanderpump lets all of her employees celebrate Tom and Katie's engagement party at her home. Kristen gives a wonderful speech to honor her two friends, and James shows off his handmade version of the Pump Sessions album he's been working on. The feeling of love and camaraderie carries with them to SUR, where most of the cast members decide to move forward and forgive each other.

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Jax and Brittany: A Retrospective (Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky Recap) Jul 04, 2024

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Turtle Time is on vacation! On this week's pre-recorded episode, Amy and Riley finally take on Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky and marvel in its power and beauty.

If you enjoyed this pre-recorded episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Patreon Teaser: Just the T.I.P. (Vanderpump Rules S4 E19 Recap) Jul 01, 2024

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Lisa Vanderpump will let Katie use Villa Rosa for her engagement party, but will not allow Kristen and Stassi to come. Tom Sandoval and his friend shoot a music video for their hit song, Touch in Public. And also, for some reason, Jax decides that he really wants to end his relationship with Brittany.

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The Secrets of Something About Her Jun 27, 2024

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Amy and Riley are on summer vacation, but you won't even notice as they discuss their delightful experience at Something About Her and also uncover the secrets of Vanderpump Rules season 11.

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Patreon Teaser: Too Little, Too Late (Vanderpump Rules S4 E18 Recap) Jun 24, 2024

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Katie and Stassi test the waters of becoming friends again despite Scheana, Jax, and Lisa's warnings.

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The State of New Jersey (RHONJ Season 14 Recap) Jun 20, 2024

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the first six episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 and the state of RHONJ as a franchise.

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Patreon Teaser: Beach, Please (Vanderpump Rules S4 E17 Recap) Jun 17, 2024

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All hell breaks loose at the beach when Ariana finds out that Kristen Doute performed untrained and unsanctioned sketch comedy at a comedy club.

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The Trial of Lindsay Hubbard (Summer House Season 8 Reunion Part 2 Recap) Jun 14, 2024

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On today's special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking final part of the Summer House season 8 reunion. What a wild Summer House journey we've all been a part of.

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