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Patreon Teaser: Screams and Queens (Vanderpump Rules S6 E10 Recap) Mar 03, 2025

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Amy and Riley discuss The Traitors and if Stassi Schroeder's passion for murder would make her want to join the show.

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Amy and Riley's Q Score (Summer House S9 E3 and RHOBH S14 E12 Recaps) Feb 27, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk for 20 minutes about the new show, The Baldwins, and then discuss Karen Huger being sentenced to prison for her DUI as well as Kelly Bensimon's dream RHONY cast. (00:00 - 33:30)

We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 3 - "Hannah Berner's Revenge". (33:30)

As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 13 - "Caftan Dreams and Caviar Wishes" (1:21:50)

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Ay Dios Mia (RHOP S9 Reunion Part 1 + 2 and Southern Charm S10 E11 Recaps) Feb 25, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the SAG awards, Ariana Madix appearing on the show "Will Trent" and the latest Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively news. (00:00 - 17:25)

We then discuss the first two parts of the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 reunion. (17:25)

And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 11 - "Bahama Promises". (1:02:50)

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Patreon Teaser: Call Me Jason (Vanderpump Rules S6 E9 Recap) Feb 24, 2025

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Schwartz' triplet brothers - Burt, Billy, and Brandon - get stunning haircuts and new suits.

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Battle of the Exes (Summer House S9 E2 and RHOBH S14 E11 Recaps) Feb 21, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about someone finally checking on Scheana Shay, Ben Stiller letting his thoughts be known about RHOBH, and much more than that. (00:00 - 25:05)

We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 2 - "Lindsay Lowers the Steaks". (25:05)

As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 12 - "Dorit's Shitty Fourth of July Party" (1:19:50)

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The Sad Saga of Sienna and Shep (RHOBH S14 E11 and Southern Charm S10 E10 Recaps) Feb 18, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover entering a new level or horror post-breakup, and we discuss the upcoming Dan Brown book - "The Secret of All Secrets". (00:00 - 17:35)

We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 11 - "Light in Augusta" (17:35)

And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 10 - "The Sienna and Shep Saga". (1:05:35)

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The Hubb Cub Club (Summer House S9 E1 Recap) Feb 14, 2025

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It's Valentine's Day, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs and we got shot by Cupid's arrow. On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the season 9 premiere of Summer House as well as Lindsay Hubbard's appearance on Watch What Happens Live.

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Mr. Sudler-Smith's Wild Ride (RHOSLC S5 Reunion Pt 3 and Southern Charm S10 E9 Recaps) Feb 11, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the highlights from the Super Bowl, the latest updates on the Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo break-up, and some of the highlights from Carl Radke's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 33:45)

We then discuss part 3 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "To Burn It With Barlow". (33:45)

And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 9 - "The Drunkest Boy at Boys Night". (1:08:45)

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Patreon Teaser: It's Not About the Pasta (Vanderpump Rules S6 E7 Recap) Feb 10, 2025

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James gets angry when he finds out that Lala and Logan ate a huge portion of Raquel's pasta while he was DJing.

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The Adventures of Garcelle and Reba (RHOP S9 Finale, RHOBH S14 E10, and RHONY S15 Reunion Pt 2 Recap) Feb 06, 2025

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo news, the Denise Richards spin-off, and send positive thoughts to Marcus Jordan. (00:00 - 21:15)

And then we discuss the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 finale - "For All The Dogs" along with the penultimate episode from last week (21:15)

We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 10 - "A Decade with Dorit" (1:11:50)

We then finally and with the least amount of energy, we discuss part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 reunion - "All's Well That Ends Well" (1:53:50)

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