Turtle Time

Latest Episodes:

The Del Taco Coupon (RHOSLC S7 E2 Recap) Sep 24, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 2) - "Apres-Ski with Lisa B".

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jam of the Month (RHONY S16 E3 Recap) Sep 23, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 3) - "Avoid Like the Plague".

If for some reason you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forged in the Fire of Housewives (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E7 Recap) Sep 21, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 7) - "The Jellybean Girl".

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bury Me in a Penthouse (RHOC S20 E11 Recap) Sep 18, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 11) - "The $450 Uber".

If you for some reason enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Young in Spirit (Next Gen NYC S2 Reunion Part 1 Recap) Sep 17, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 1 of the Next Gen NYC season 2 reunion.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Family God Gave Mary (RHOSLC S7 E1 Recap) Sep 17, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley discuss the tragic, unprecedented season 7 premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessel Taank Summer (RHONY S16 E2 Recap) Sep 16, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 2) - "Jam on the Table".

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix Starring in ‘Just in Time’ on Broadway Sep 15, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley discuss Ariana Madix getting cast as Connie Francis in the Bobby Darin jukebox musical "Just in Time".

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Memory of Luann's Uncle (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E6 Recap) Sep 14, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 6) - "How Happy Are We?".

And also, our listeners get a FREE MONTH of Primal Queen plus FOUR FREE GIFTS at PrimalQueen.com/TURTLETIME. #ad

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Lowest Hanging Fruit (RHOC S20 E10 Recap) Sep 11, 2026

Show notes

Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 10) - "The Quiet Game".

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices