Stay ConnectedEmily Richardson (DListed) is a comedian, shameless slut for drama, and Real Housewives aficionado. Join her and a new guest every week for Housewives recaps and a psychoanalysis of the best and battiest Bravo narcissists!
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This week Emily and Marshall welcome a very special guest: David Yontef, host of the pop culture podcast Behind the Velvet Rope and real-life friend to many real Real Housewives!
Obviously we do our darndest to suckle as much juicy intel as we can from David's brain, and he dishes on who's a sweetie, who's a diva, and who's a "horrific, vile, disgusting, repulsive human being." His actual words. We also discuss the latest Dallas, Atlanta, and New Jersey eps, the upcoming season of RHONY (Eeee! Next week!), and Joe Gorga's perfect tush. Oh, and Emily actually has her own excluuusive RHOA gossip she heard from a friend of a friend of a friend. And it has to do with who ACTUALLY (errr... allegedly) fucked Bolo. PIKACHU MEME FACE.
Be sure to listen to David's podcast Behind the Velvet Rope and follow him on the Instagram at @behindvelvetrope and @davidyontef!
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Welcome to our 30th episode of Trash Box! Today we kick things off with Atlanta, and ask the important questions: Why does Kenya's 2-year-old daughter have her own phone? Why doesn't LaToya doesn't have a peach? Why the fuck is Drew playing her recording of Prophet Lott on a boom box? And is Shereé returning next season?
Then we switch over to Dallas, where we discuss the D’Andra/Mama Dee/step-mother drama. Emily goes so far as to track down the dead father’s memorial site and makes the shocking discovery that Mama Dee purposely left out the son and step-mother from the obituary, and claimed SHE was the dead father’s at-time-of-death-current-wife, rather than his ex. Wild, right? Sure, except… IT NEVER HAPPENED.
That’s right, from 33:50 to 40:32, we mistake D’Andra’s dead step-dad for her dead biological dad (Glen Simmons), and get totally riled up about the obit drama that DOES NOT EXIST. So feel free to skip that section (or just 'til 38:20, which is when we discuss the actual meeting between D’Andra/step-mom), OR listen to the whole thing cuz we're so sure we're correct and deeply passionate about our delusions.
Over on Jersey we rave about Jennifer Aydin, butt heads about Teresa's behaviour at the Turkish tea party, and yearn for a new Housewife that'll shake some shit up. Sorry, Melissa, you're just not cutting it anymore.
Next week we have a special guest -- Behind the Velvet Rope podcast host/Bravo guru David Yontef! We'll do our regular recap and also ask David everything about all the Housewives he's interviewed. Don't miss it!
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Welcome to another week of Housewives fuckery! We open this ep with our thoughts on the Beverly Hills trailer. Obviously we're pro-Sutton/anti-Erica. This is the only correct opinion.
In our regular recaps we open with New Jersey, where a psychic medium has a producer in her ear and Jennifer deals with generational trauma. Then we head to Dallas where it's more organized fun (blegh) and Kary "pranks" the girls by pouring salsa onto the bed. We also discuss the recent Vulture article about Bravo and racism. And then our favourite Pixar shorts, for some reason. Then it's over to Atlanta where Drew accuses Toya (give this woman a peach!) of infecting an innocent prophet with her Delilah spirit! Speaking of fun sluts, we finish this ep by discussing Grindr in Marshall's native New Zealand. Use pics, boys!
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And we're back! Please note that, from now on, new eps will be released late late Friday nights/early Saturday mornings Toronto-time (EST?). Cuz our schedules have changed. Anywho! Here we go!
We dive right into it this week. First up is a very special New Jersey, which briefly morphed into Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf starring Melissa and Joe Gorga. Except none of these characters are professors and nobody's getting nominated for any acting awards. On Atlanta it's Marlo vs. Common Sense, Kenya vs. Porsha, and Production vs. Hurricane Zeta. Then on Dallas we continue to trash Brandi. And now Kary's on our shit list too, cuz she was rude to the Bigfoot guy. Don't be rude to the Bigfoot guy!
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JEN SHAH ARRESTED FOR FRAUD. Obviously we cover this dramatic breaking news that had us doing Pikachu meme face at our phones. But first, we must discuss Emily going viral on TikTok, and how her sudden brush with fame has immediately gone to her head. But then we tackle Jen, who is most definitely screwed. Lisa does not love that.
After that we cover Atlanta (room drama!), then Dallas (text drama!), and then... a special surprise. Marshall effed up and watched the wrong New Jersey episode this week. And Emily can hardly remember what happened. So who heroically swings in to lead the discussion? Eli, Emily's long suffering live-in boyfriend. He has notes, people! And an inability to sit still in his chair; the final third of this podcast ep has so many audio thumps, squeaks, and creaks you'd think it was that part in Titanic right before the ship splits in two. In other words? Pure chaos. The odd explosion. Enjoy!
Tomorrow we'll be back with our Dallas and Jersey coverage.
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Holy shit, the RHONY trailer is here! And it has everything: LuAnn's new boyfriend Garth (Garf?), barenaked titties, a wasted Sonja, and some extremely frustrating racism from, you guessed it, Ramona "I DON'T HAVE THE VIRUS" Singer. Aye yai yaiii. We can't wait to cover it cum May 4th, cuz even a pandemic season of New York is still the best comedy show on TV.
After talkin' trailer, we dive right into Atlanta where it's Fallyn (ft. Golf Club) vs. LaToya (ft. Obnoxiousness & Drunk Driving [?]). Also, Kenya wears a Native American headdress, and just... WHY?! On Dallas Brandi defends her God given right to both talk to ghosts and judge half-assed Christians like D'Andra. And up in New Jersey we fiiinally get a Teresa/Jackie showdown. And it has dildos! Awww, we love our girls...
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Yes, obviously this episode's title is about Teresa. Anywho! We begin this week's Trash Box with shocking news — poor Tinsley got dumped by Scott the Coupon Bitch. Sigh. Evil (AKA Dorinda and rich, middle-aged bachelors from Chicago) won.
After that it's our recap of New Jersey, where Jackie still refuses to film with dumb dumb Teresa, Frank and Joe talk semen, and Jennifer's plastered pool party performance prompts us to share some of our own blackout tales. Then we head down south to Atlanta. It's Toya vs. Drew at the Nieces party (ft. Marlo's titties), Cynthia's COVID nightmare of a wedding, and the return of Eva. Did you know Marshall loves Eva? Neither did Emily. Out west on Dallas it's more racism, appropriation, and Brandi digging her own grave. Also, Marshall schools Emily on the term "cafeteria Christian." And there are snakes. And Mama Dee.
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It's Dallas and New Jersey time! If you're here for Atlanta, check out our last ep with guest Coko Galore (who binged all 13 seasons in one month). If you're like, "Nooo, I'm here for the ladies of the lakes, both Austin and George", then you, madam, are in the right place.
First up, the Dallas sorority girls, who can’t stop bullying poor Tiffany. We discuss if Kary is fun (Marshall's opinion) or the worst (Emily's opinion), how Mama Dee doesn't "GIVE A RIP", and the long exit of sad, sad, ignorant Brandi. Then it's New Jersey, where we talk about the @deuxmoi casting and production tea, if Evan is a cheater, and, as always, Teresa vs. Jackie. We end on the Bethenny/Meghan Markle tweet drama. Big surprise, Bethenny is not supporting other women. Especially women of colour. NEXT!
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Today we welcome funny/talented/hardworking Coko Galore, who may have just broken a world record: she binged all 13 seasons (276 episodes!) of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in ONE MONTH. And she'd never seen any Housewives before. An inspiration to Bravoholics the world over.
FYI this ep is allll RHOA. We discuss the most recent ep, but mainly deep-dive into the psychology and "unreasonable behaviour" of past and present Atlanta Housewives (especially Miss USA '93 herself, Kenya Moore). If you miss yacking about Nene, Phaedra, and Kim Zolciak, this is the ep for you!
Follow Coko Galore...
Bad Dog Comedy TV, where she's artistic/managing director
Twitter: @cokogalore
Instagram: @cokogalore
Tomorrow we'll be back with our Dallas and Jersey coverage.
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Yesterday New Zealand was hit with two earthquakes and a tsunami warning. Lucky for us, Trash Box's Marshall Lorenzo slept through everything and is here to share his very important thoughts on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Dallas, and New Jersey. A true Kiwi hero!
On Atlanta, we're settling in to what's surely going to be our main season-long storyline; Detective Kenya tracking down who fucked Bolo. Let's be real, it was Porsha. On Dallas, we're still not loving Dallas. And bye bye Brandi! On New Jersey, we discuss whether the Evan cheating rumours could possibly be true. Hey, even a broken clock (Teresa) is right twice a day (maybe once in 11 seasons).
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