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Stage 11 Jul 12, 2023

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Jasper Philipsen wins a 4th sprint finish! Although we continue to mourn a tour without Cav, we are NOT without our need for speed. That being said, we are getting close to the alps and things are about to get a little slower (albeit still incredibly impressive)!

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 11 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 10 Jul 11, 2023

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We thought we'd see the former force-to-be reckon with, Julian Alaphilippe pull off a victory however, it was Bilbo Baggins... wait.... *checks notes*... Pello Bilbao! Congrats to Bahrain!

Continue tuning in to hear our stage 10 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Rest Day Jul 10, 2023

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Today you learn a little about the hosts, the tour thus far, and why HANDUP (a historically mountain bike focused company) even started a Tour De France Podcast.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the The first rest day!

Stage 9 Jul 09, 2023

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Michael Woods takes a heroic stage win not only for a daring effort but because it ended at the top of a volcano! The temperatures up there surely added to the heat building between our current GC contenders!

Continue tuning in to hear our stage 9 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 8 Jul 08, 2023

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This podcast was recorded on a Sad-urday. Yes it is technically Saturday but, the sadness of Mark Cavendish crashing out of his final tour is nearly too much to handle. We love you Cav. Today is for the Manx Missile.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 8 recap of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 7 Jul 07, 2023

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The Manx Missile was close enough to taste a win yet, a history-making win alludes him. Naturally we learned about the importance of a lead out train as well as the importance of understanding Celsius vs. Fahrenheit.

Continue tuning in to hear our stage 7 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 6 Jul 06, 2023

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Almost everyone who has been on a group ride in their cycling career has experienced the moment they are left in the dust by another rider... Tadej Pogacar (aka Pudgy Carl) defined that action in a single moment of Tour De France history, today. Pogacar dropped Vingegaard harder than Snoop Dropped the hit Single Drop It Like it's Hot in 2004.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 6 recap!

Stage 5 Jul 05, 2023

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Did you know that the Pyrenees had an official animal? Spoiler alert! IT DOES. What else did we learn? The GC contenders are doing everything they can to set the tone early. There are 21 days of racing but they are riding lights out early!

Continue tuning in to hear the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 4 Jul 05, 2023

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Happy 4th of July! There was no American victory (aside from the one way back when in 1776) but there was no English victory either. As for the highlight of the race, can you say "CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH".

You hate to see it but it sure does add to the drama. Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through the stage 4 recap of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 3 Jul 03, 2023

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HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, discuss the Sprint finish of Stage 3 and really dig deep on the overtly matchy-matchy attire of the various jerseys... and shorts... and shoes.. and socks. It's what we call "a lot".

Continue tuning in to hear the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

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