Tour De France for Idiots

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Stage 20 Jul 22, 2023

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Yet another brutal climb to finish the last meaningful day of the tour. Of course, we all wanted Pinot to take a victory on his 10th and final tour but, the old dog had no new tricks. Jonas is in yellow and we celebrate the glory of the tour tomorrow on the Champs Elysees.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 20 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 19 Jul 21, 2023

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Emotion is the is a big part of the Tour. Bahrain-Victorious tallied up another emotional win honoring their fallen teammate. Overall, today was just a good ol' fashioned stupid-fast bike race!

Continue tuning in to hear our Stage 19 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 18 Jul 20, 2023

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Today we witnessed the rare, beautiful, and successful breakaway. The peloton with all of it's hammer heads at the front could not reel the lone four in but rest assured, it was a game of a few mere meters.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 18 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 17 Jul 19, 2023

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Oh wow.... consider the lead officially extended. Jonas in yellow is looking more and more permanent as Pudgy Carl finally hits the wall known as "the final stages of the tour."

Continue tuning in to hear our Stage 17 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 16 Jul 18, 2023

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The firecracker lead that Jonas had just became an atomic bomb. WOW.... When they say "risking it for the biscuit" they are specifically talkin' about an all-yellow Jonas riding the time trial of a lifetime.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 16 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Rest Day 2 Jul 17, 2023

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These cyclists can, apparently, just take a break from Le Tour but, our weary vocal chords will find no rest until Le Tour is complete! Check in to learn a little about the upcoming time trial with a VERY special guest, our very own Chief Idiot.

Continue tuning in to hear our Rest Day Podcast along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 15 Jul 16, 2023

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Admittedly, we were all a bit late to today's stage coverage but wildly enough, we all tuned in for the cell-phone-selfie crash. C'mon people! Get those phones off the race course. Aside from that drama, we are still locked in on a TIGHT GC battle and some SERIOUS mountain climbing.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 15 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 14 Jul 15, 2023

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Ugh! You hate to see a wreck.... let alone 5 riders now out of this years tour! There was a dark cloud over todays stage that brought nothing but chaos and confusion. We certainly did get the drama we desire today.

Continue tuning in to hear our stage 14 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

Stage 13 Jul 14, 2023

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Michal Kwiatkowski, the former World Champ and recently-turned "old dog" of the tour (a crazy thing to think about at 33 years old) pulled off a STEEP stage victory today. There are more mountain top finishes to come but a finish line on a 12% grade is far from flat.

Tune is as the HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take us through Stage 13 of the 2023 Tour De France!

Stage 12 Jul 13, 2023

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Early in the tour, we simply couldn't believe we would be talking about Team Cofidis. Today, we talk about them a second time!! Ion Izagirre takes the stage win as we TRULY enter the alps!

Continue tuning in to hear our stage 12 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.

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