Thorn In The U.S.A.

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A Midterms Abortion Sep 09, 2022

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“Vice” President “Diaper Joe” thinks there’s a LOT at stake in the November Midterms. No SHIT Sleepy Joe! ABORTION ACCESS IS ON THE BALLOT, FFS! No exceptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother, and/or the acknowledgement that women are full-fledged human beings who ought to have domain over their own bodies!

Also, what’s with all the mean talk about the MAGA’s and Christian Nationalists, anyhew? According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s are the party of peace and Christian Nationalist values! In other words, the GOP is the party of Trump, and Trump is the party of the GOP! No dif, whatsoever!

FWIW to the MAGA’s: You piss of a gaggle of pussies, and all hell breaks loose!!! VOTE IN NOVEMBER! (Wait until you hear our exclusive footage of MILLIONS of POWERFUL women surfing that might BLUE WAVE!!!)

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: the Federalist Society, Amy Coney Barrett, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Brett Kavanaugh, Adolph Hitler, Nazi’s, the Klan, Lauren Boebert and THE ALWAYS SUPER-ICKY Tucker Carlson!

Special SHOUT-OUT to Midge’s #1 fan on the @ApplePodcasts ~ Abdullah Greenwoodand Donald Jesus Trump.

THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of concerned citizens, who love this country. Abortion access is on the ballot this coming November. Please support The Abortion Access Front, and their good works to protect women’s sovereignty.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Where WOKE goes to DIE! Sep 02, 2022

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According to Ron DeSantis, governor of the great state of DON’T SAY GAY, “Florida is where woke goes to die.” That is the first verifiably true thing ol’ Ron has uttered since coming to office. Woke is dying an ugly death in Florida. Freedom of choice is dead there. Freedom to reason is grasping its final breath. Freedom of religion is dead there, unless you’re a CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST, of COURSE!

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Ron DeSantis, Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donald Trump Junior, Eric Trump (the extra dumb one), Elise Stefanik, and the worst human on the planet, next only to DJT, Tucker Carlson!

THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of concerned citizens, who love this country, but are deeply concerned at the prospects of a DeSantis presidency... If you agree and enjoyed this episode, please consider donating to the campaign to elect Charlie Crist as governor of the great state of Florida!

The SCOURGE of Christian Nationalism (Part 2) Aug 26, 2022

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Part dos of our two episode SPECIAL! Who would of thunk that members of the modern-day U.S. Congress would proudly embrace the moniker, Christian Nationalist? But, alas, they do. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobo Boebert are the face of White Christian Nationalism, and the heart and the very SOUL of the GOP!

And, for the FIRST TIME EVER, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, we break out special new podcast technology called “The Cone of the Faithful.” When our host, Midge Penelope, dons the cone – only born-again Christians can hear her… and Satan too.

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Reverend Kenneth Copeland, Matt Gaetz, Jayson Boebert, Lauren Boebert, Gym Jordan, and the worst human on the planet, next only to Donald J. Trump, Tucker Carlson!

There are a number of faith-based organizations, including Faithful America and Christians Against Christian Nationalism that are amassing tens of thousands of signatures condemning Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's embrace of Christian nationalism. If you enjoyed this episode, please join us in signing their petitions.

The SCOURGE of Christian Nationalism (Part 1) Aug 19, 2022

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Part one of our first two-part special is based on the following UNHINGED tweet from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG is worse than a ‘Thorn in the USA,’ she is a fungus among us, an exemplary model of our domestic white supremacists and the face of CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM spreading across the globe (and far more dangerous than a pandemic.)

“I am being attacked by the godless left because I said I’m a proud Christian Nationalist. These evil people are even calling me a Nazi because I proudly love my country and my God. The left has shown us exactly who they are. They hate America, they hate God, and they hate us.” ~ @RepMTG

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (DUH!), Amy Coney Barrett, Mark Meadows, Brett Kavanaugh, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Pastor Gerald Smith, and the worst human on the planet, next only to Donald J. Trump, Tucker Carlson!

Please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November!~ And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States…

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

Indians, Culture Wars & “Manifest Destiny” Aug 12, 2022

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From the first day the Pinata and the Santa Maria sailed over the ‘pond,’ a whole mighty lot of God-fearing Christian’s discovered this great land. They broke bread with their Indian brothers and sisters, and graciously saved their ill-fated souls by forcing them to be born again by accepting Jesus into their hearts… in exchange for their land, women, and terrific corn recipes. And, yet, they still have the gall to complain about the White Man. Apparently, they never heard of Manifest Destiny!

Poor, victimized white men, these days! Let’s keep them in our prayers and on our hearts!!!

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Tucker Carlson

If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

January 6th, 2021 NEVER Happened Aug 04, 2022

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DROPPING a day EARLY for the brilliant and exceptionally sexy & attractive listeners of The Stephanie Miller Show!
On this groundbreaking episode, our host, Midge Penelope, will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally, totally-and-completely that January 6th never even happened in 2021, and was thusly struck from the Gregorian calendar.

And, she shares Marjorie Taylor Greene’s solutions oriented plan to reunite and ignite white Christian citizens across the country.

Remember, a vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vote that says… “EFFF You Zelenski, I’m a Putin Pawn!”

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Tucker Carlson, Lauren Boebert, Rupert Murdoch, Rudy Giuliana, Tommy Tuberville, Harriet Hageman, Kevin McCarthy, Steve Bannon, Sean Hannity, Donald J. Trump.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

The LIZARD of OZ Jul 29, 2022

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Our favorite podcast host, Margaret Penelope, is not in Georgia anymore, nor Kansas, for that matter. Join her as she takes a harrowing tornado ride, landing smack dab in the land of Dr. Oz… and we’re not even talking New Jersey! Just imagine! Mitch McConnell was there, but he had no heart, and Matt Gaetz was there, but he had no brain…. And there were 147 ghastly, little, cowardly congress people running around with hideous red hats and the mark of the beast on their foreheads… all competing with one another for who could bend over the furthest to prove their devotion to president trump…aggressively humiliating themselves in pursuit of HIS blessing and endorsement… RINOS AND TRANNIES, AND GAYS… OH MY!!!

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mehmet OZ, Mitch Mcconnell, Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and the Pillow Guy, Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert, the dumbest munchkin in all the land.

If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind John Fetterman and the campaign to defeat Dr. Mehmet Oz in November. Also, consider supporting the wonderful storytellers at Drag Queen Story Hour.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Straight Line from Palin to Greene Jul 22, 2022

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Sarah Palin, America’s Favorite Lipstick wearing Bulldog and Alaskan Maverick is bacKKK, and she hasn’t changed one Bit! Mama Grizzly says we’re in the spiritual battle of our lives AND, just like MTG, she’s dumber than a brick! Remember, A Vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a commitment to ignorance and foolhardiness!!! Tucker Carlson is Midge’s Biatch!!!

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Sarah Palin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Jacob Chansley, Tomi Lahren, Lauren BOBO Boebert, Lady Lindsey Graham and Steve Bannon.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

Guns, God, and More G*ddamn Guns! Jul 15, 2022

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The one single-solitary thing more sacred to our host, MPT, than her devotion to the 2ND Amendment is her devotion to the universal abolishment of Drag Queen Story Time. In this episode, she explores Marjorie Taylor Greene’s utterly unfounded theory about how the July 4th shootings were designed to persuade Republicans to go along with more gun control. Where did that conspiracy come from in the first place??? (Apologies in advance, to all of the beautiful drag queens, everywhere.)
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Madge Greene (OF COURSE), General Tucker Carlson, Rep. Lauren Bobo Boebert, Rep. Eric FangFang Swalwell, young patriot Kyle Rittenhouse, Representative and #HornyBoy Madison Cawthorn, and more.
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura,

"A Very Special Abortion" Episode Jul 08, 2022

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On this “Very Special Episode,” Margaret celebrates the loss of women’s rights across the country, and praises Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ginni Thomas for their unrelenting opposition to choice.

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Amy Coney Barret, Ginni Thomas, Rep. Mary Miller, Lindsay Graham, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jerry Falwell Junior, Josh Hawley, Mo Brooks, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Clarence Thomas, and most deplorable of them all, Tucker Carlson!

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez