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Episode 142 – Scythe Feb 17, 2020

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As a belated Valentine to ourselves, we invited our friend Angie (@MissKubelik), editor of The Other F-Word, back on the show to read a Best Bestseller. We read Scythe by Neal Shusterman, a twisty YA utopia-ish where death is optional and the cloud is your friend. This episode does contain full spoilers for a book that we sincerely recommend reading, so maybe hold off on listening if you've been meaning to read Scythe? Or listen to the episode now--in the age of mortality, life is short.

Episode 141 – Midnight Bayou Feb 03, 2020

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To ease ourselves back into reading garbage after our winter break, we had returning guest Christine join us for another book by Our Lady Nora Roberts. This time around, we read Midnight Bayou, a Louisiana love story for the ages between a man and home renovations. You're going to have to turn your volume way up if you want to listen to this episode over all that Mardi Gras ruckus!

Episode 140 – Bests & Worsts of 2019 (Part 2, Adult & Graphic Novels) Jan 20, 2020

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Tune in to our Bests & Worsts of 2019 episodes to hear us discuss these titles and read excerpts from our favorites! Please note: We counted things that we read in 2019, regardless of publication year. We didn’t count anything that we read specifically for this podcast, so our worst books are aside from those. For that reason, we picked top 5 favorites and only 1 least favorite–we have this whole podcast to talk about bad books, so for these episodes we’re choosing to focus on the positive! Some of our “worsts” are really just “least best.” Listen to the podcast to hear more detail!

Episode 139 – Bests & Worsts of 2019 (Part 1, Children’s & YA) Jan 06, 2020

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Tune in to our Bests & Worsts of 2018 episodes to hear us discuss these titles and read excerpts from our favorites! Please note: We counted things that we read in 2019, regardless of publication year. We didn’t count anything that we read specifically for this podcast, so our worst books are aside from those. For that reason, we picked top 5 favorites and only 1 least favorite–we have this whole podcast to talk about bad books, so for these episodes we’re choosing to focus on the positive! Some of our “worsts” are really just “least best.” Listen to the podcast to hear more detail!

Episode 138 – Queer Venting About Instinct Dec 02, 2019

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How desperate is Kait for scraps? She pre-ordered the next Murder Games novel just for another dumb murder story about gay people, despite all her issues with the first one. And boy, there were issues. Join Kait and Wren as they delve into what works and what doesn't in "James Patterson's" foray into queer protagonists, and gush endlessly over how much they love the incredibly silly show based on it. Original Episode Readers Advisory Coming up next: Bests and Worsts of 2019, Part One

Episode 137 – The Mister Nov 18, 2019

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We knew we would need a lot of help to get through the frequently-requested book The Mister by E. L. James, so we tagged in Kitty and Piggy, the financial mavens behind the website and now podcast Bitches Get Riches! We'd already suffered through both Fifty Shades of Grey and also Grey, so we thought we knew what we were in for. But The Mister took us to unexpected places, such as inside a pair of big pink granny panties, and also Albania. Don't miss DJ Maxim's Club remix of this episode!

Episode 136 – The Initiation (The Secret Circle) Nov 04, 2019

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It must be the season of the witch, since we read The Initiation, the first book in L. J. Smith's Secret Circle series. The new school year in New Salem marks the start of some beautiful friendships whose homoerotic subtext is only barely concealed beneath a thin layer of herbs. Plus also, some valuable lessons about urban planning!

Episode 135 – Dark Angel Oct 21, 2019

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We revisited the world of V. C. Andrews and read Dark Angel, the second book in the Casteel family saga with V. C. Andrews apologist Arielle. It's a grim story of a girl who escapes her impoverished hometown but can't get away from the fact that men are trash everywhere. Keep your wits about you if you listen to this episode in a hedge maze!

Episode 134 – The Rock Says Oct 07, 2019

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As listeners to the podcast may know, we're big fans of Dwayne Johnson, but slightly less knowledgable about his pro wrestling alter ego, The Rock. So we invited Tres Dean, author of For Your Consideration: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, to read the 2000 memoir The Rock Says... by The Rock and Joe Leyden. We learned a lot about both Dwayne Johnson and The Rock. Arguably, more than we wanted to know? Put your MP3 player in your fanny pack to listen to this episode on the go!

Episode 133 – The Host Sep 23, 2019

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Unlike vampires, we keep aging, so this is our 5th podcastversary! Tragically, we've completed our run on the Twilight saga, but the show must go on. We brought back returning guest Caroline to discuss Stephenie Meyer's awkward alien follow-up to the Twilight saga, The Host. Bad news: it's not as entertaining as Twilight. Good news: she never followed through on making this a trilogy. As you listen to this episode, please join us in using The Secret to compel Stephenie Meyer to write another vampire book for next year!

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