The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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S2 Ep13: Postmodern Faketriarchy Jul 26, 2021

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A painful compilation of worship fails that might not make God proud. A new potential Hawkins gang country album? Unless Livvy and Luke steal the show with a non-conforming husband & wife duet. Please pay Tim for a cameo, but don’t worry, he is still pure! Plus, a mysterious case of a missing wedding band (no, not a cover band).

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S2 Ep12: Worship to the 3rd Power Jul 19, 2021

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This week, the long awaited return of Jackson Rants! The gang gives their take on college sports and marvels at Luke’s budding fan base. Oh, and Tim gets a visit from the mafia (please don’t ever ask him about his business).

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S2 Ep11: Last House Before Heaven Jul 12, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang chat about what they would each do in a purge, which horror movies were simply too much to handle, and they ask the dire question...who pooped in this room? They take a stab at making the term “nursing home” sound less depressing and Luke basks in his poll-approved victory of last week’s superhero debate.

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Is Your Welcome Mat Dirty? with special guest Stacy Washington Jul 05, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang are joined by prolific radio host, political commentator, and friend, Stacy Washington, as they discuss hot-button issues like social media censorship, the wonders of British accents, and their favorite phone apps. Plus, Stacy explains why some Tik Tok babies just can’t make the cut for her! (Spoiler: they get bigger)

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S2 Ep9: You're All Hodunks Now! Jun 28, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang talk about the recent exploding number of milk genres, the joys of waking up at 3:30 AM for family road trips, and they have a big ol’ chuckle at some of the internet’s greatest national anthem fails. Plus, another round of Luke-Warm Debates, this time centered around the questionable status of a certain x-man, man. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.

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S2 Ep8: The Tim Rogaine Experience Jun 21, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang address Tim’s new haircare routine, celebrity look-alikes, the many victims of alopecia, and Livy does a nearly flawless impression of a certain former governor of California. More listener questions and the return of Jackson Rants! This time, nobody with the last name Paul is safe (but...two brothers in particular).

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S2 Ep7: Pirates of the Mississippi Jun 14, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang take on the “birds aren’t real” phenomenon, discuss the science of fruits versus vegetables, and share stories of unusual roadkill. Luke explains the unexpected origin story of pirates, and why they might not all just be the swashbuckling villains we see on the big screen! And finally, the gang sobers up for a more serious discussion about career and financial struggles, with Tim sharing his thoughts on how “making it” in comedy has drastically changed in the course of his life.

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S2 Ep6: Our Eurovision Vacation Jun 07, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang rave about their new favorite Icelandic band, listen to Eurovision and explain how it could be the trick to getting you out of a Spotify rut, and Tim’s 15 year old son, Jackson, makes his first ever appearance on the show to deliver an epic footwear rant. The heavy-hitting listener questions are finally answered, Livy’s slam poetry career continues (this time with a bongo beat), and, a special guest call-in from the one and only Crappaw!

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S2 Ep5: Waxing Slam Poetic May 31, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang chat about things the old folks say, why humans feel compelled to speak to dogs/babies so much, and the current state of Tik Tok and why it's such a huge, fun, confusing mess. They listen to some questionable slam poetry, and Livvy and Luke are brave enough to share some of their own! Guest call-in from Tim’s old friend and Swedish hard rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, who talks life on the road (literally) and the exclusive Scandinavian love languages.

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S2 Ep4: We've Been Ghosted May 24, 2021

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This week, Tim and the gang delve into the supernatural to talk ghosts and such. They discuss fitness and when mirrors are actually needed at the gym (Luke is a mirror guy). Everyone seems to question the artistic sincerity of Swedish DJ’s and their ever elusive beat drops. And, a special guest call-in from Covid-19 himself! He misses raves the most and admits that Moderna is the toughest nut to crack.

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