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This Bolivian Marching Powder Quadratic Equation Sep 12, 2025

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From dogs illegally registering to vote, to cobras escaping bath tubs in South Dakota, to a cruise ship gambler who thought diving into the ocean was a solid financial plan—the Rizz Show proves the world is stranger (and dumber) than fiction. The crew also breaks down Weird Al bucket lists, deli slicer betrayals, psychedelic hiking fails, and what happens when Rizz tries to cosplay as a "Cops" fugitive to scare his neighbors. Sprinkle in Madonna signing the Deftones 30 years ago, McDonald’s salads as government secrets, and a sports fan ranking that puts Missouri on par with Wyoming (ouch)… and you’ve got the kind of Bolivian Marching Powder Quadratic Equation chaos only The Rizzuto Show can solve.

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Crap On Extra: List of movies where a main character is actually the worst Sep 12, 2025

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Perry Farrell has formally responded to the $10-million suit Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins and Eric Avery filed in the wake of Jane's Addiction's on stage fight and break up last year. https://people.com/perry-farrell-files-answer-to-dave-navarro-assault-battery-lawsuit-11807584

The 30th anniversary of Deftones first album, Adrenaline, is coming up next month and in a new interview Chino Moreno spoke about what it was like signing for their initial record deal by Madonna's label Maverick. https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/music/2025/09/06/deftones-i-definitely-think-weve-followed-the-madonna-model/

Another Pink Floyd album has reached the 50-year milestone. Wish You Were Here, their ninth studio album and first on Columbia Records in the U.S., was released on this day in 1975.

Limp Bizkit has a new single with a funny title. “Making Love to Morgan Wallen” is part of the soundtrack for the upcoming Battlefront 6 video game, which drops on October 10th.

While their first new single in 16 years, "Hurt People Hurt People" has already racked up more than a million streams on Spotify, Mudvayne just dropped another new song called "Sticks and Stones". https://blabbermouth.net/news/mudvayne-releases-second-new-single-sticks-and-stones

John Lennon's killer Mark David Chapman has been denied parole for the 14th time. Lennon was shot and killed outside his New York City apartment building in December 1980. https://people.com/john-lennon-killer-mark-david-chapman-denied-parole-for-14th-time-11808267

Sunday at 8:00 p.m. on CBS: Nate Bargatze hosts "The 77th Emmy Awards". Nate will personally give $100,000 to charity at the end of the show, but will deduct $1,000 for every second that speeches go too long. (Nominees)

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

IN THEATERS:

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Fran Drescher, lots of cameos)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Michelle Dockery, Hugh Bonneville, Elizabeth McGovern)
The Long Walk (Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson)

Josh Gad won't confirm or deny that Rick Moranis is returning for "Spaceballs 2" . . . but it's pretty obvious that he is. https://deadline.com/2025/09/josh-gad-making-spaceballs-2-worthy-rick-moranis-return-1236529415/
Henry Cavill has been injured during the pre-production on the upcoming Highlander reboot. https://people.com/henry-cavill-sustains-injury-highlander-reports-11808594

AND FINALLY

A list of movies where a main character is actually the worst includes https://screencrush.com/movie-main-characters-secretly-villains/

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Stop Stretching Your Sack Sep 11, 2025

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The Rizz Show explores the cutting-edge world of... "Scrotox." Yep, you heard that right—there’s Botox for your boys, and it’s stretching out more than just Google searches. The crew dives balls-deep into the question no one asked but everyone’s curious about: why would anyone want a lower-hanging chandelier? Is this a porn industry secret, or just the next bizarre cosmetic craze you’ll regret explaining to your grandkids? Plus we dive into a variety of topics ranging from the strict drug laws in Dubai, the consequences of a gorgeous young British woman's mistake, and 80s drug culture. Rizzuto, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott also share their thoughts on the peculiarities of international travel, misunderstandings about currency, and the absurdity of modern-day drug-related legalities. From wrinkly raisins to silky-smooth sack drapes, this is one episode that proves humanity has officially run out of normal things to inject with Botox.

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Crap On Extra: Turnstile Crushed The Tiny Desk & Letterman Back On TV? Sep 11, 2025

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Turnstile performed on NPR's Tiny Desk Concert series, with an expanded lineup featuring a piano player and a two-piece horn section. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-SSRDyJc

Twisted Sister is reuniting for their 50th anniversary in 2026! https://blabbermouth.net/news/its-official-twisted-sister-to-reunite-in-2026-for-worldwide-performances-celebrating-50th-anniversary

Watch Dua Lipa sing Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing". The cover came eight songs into the pop star’s set at TD Garden, the first of two nights at the venue, and continues her tradition of honoring music acts in their hometown. Previously, she performed AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” in Australia; sang Lorde’s “Royals” in New Zealand,” and covered Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” in Ireland, among other musical tributes. https://consequence.net/2025/09/dua-lipa-covers-aerosmith-i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-boston/

Tons of special releases and cool things are coming out this year:

Rancid, Pennywise and more appear on Killed by Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motorhead due out on October 31st. The album also includes a previously unreleased collaboration between Motorhead and The Damned on "Neat Neat Neat." https://consequence.net/2025/09/motorhead-punk-tribute-album/
A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms is getting two special vinyl reissues for its 25th anniversary -- a "mesmerizing zoetrope edition" on September 25th and an audiophile pressing as part of the Definitive Sound Series on October 10th.
Everclear will release Sparkle and Fade 30th Anniversary Remastered Deluxe Edition on October 31st as a two-record set and digitally. The package includes alternate versions and original demos, as well as covers of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "American Girl," INXS's "Don’t Change" and AC/DC's "Sin City."

Darius Rucker has a new love in his life. He just went Instagram official with girlfriend, whose name is Emily Deahl. Darius shared a smiling selfie of the two of them outside the Sphere in Las Vegas on Monday. https://people.com/darius-rucker-instagram-official-with-girlfriend-emily-deahl-11806528

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On the 100th episode of Kevin Hart's cold plunge talk show Cold as Balls, Tom Brady was the big guest. The premiere episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience in NYC. https://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2025/09/09/tom-brady-bill-belichick-kevin-hart-interview-netflix-roast-comments/

Hulk Hogan left behind an estate worth $5 million, and only a single beneficiary: His son Nick. https://pagesix.com/2025/09/10/celebrity-news/hulk-hogan-leaves-daughter-brooke-out-of-5m-will/

Check out the trailer for Hulu's new docuseries on heavy metal, "Into the Void" . The eight-part series premieres September 22nd https://consequence.net/2025/09/hulu-into-the-void-trailer/

The Emmys are this Sunday and host Nate Bargatze has a great idea to keep acceptance speeches short. In case you didn't know, every winner gets 45 seconds to give their thank-yous.

Bring on the Lego Advent calendars … We've still got about two weeks until the official end of summer, but it's not too early to start … Christmas shopping? Lego seems to think so as they've released a bunch of different Advent calendars for the holidays. There's Harry Potter and Minecraft and Star Wars – with each calendar filled with 24 days of mini figures, accessories, and other buildable stuff. Most of the sets are priced at under $40. So … ho, ho, ho? https://www.billboard.com/culture/product-recommendations/2025-lego-advent-calendars-walmart-amazon-1236058792/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

Tom Holland doesn't want Spider-Man to be funky. yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/tom-holland-drops-musty-spider-145006811.html

AND FINALLY

If you want to watch nostalgic episodes of Late Night with David Letterman, they are available on streaming. http://variety.com/2025/tv/news/david-letterman-late-night-tv-samsung-tv-plus-episodes-1236513289/

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The Spread Zone | 2025 NCAA Football Week 3 & NFL Week 2 Bets Sep 10, 2025

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Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan return to the Spread Zone fresh off a 14-7 week, now boasting a 60% hit rate on the season. This episode covers everything from Daniel Jones slander and coach hot seats to sharp angles on college football Week 3 and NFL Week 2. The crew breaks down their favorite picks—A&M vs. Notre Dame, Georgia-Tennessee, Miami-South Florida, and Missouri-Louisiana overs—plus NFL plays like Ravens-Browns, Lions-Bears, and Thursday night unders. Their FanDuel Locks are locked in, and the numbers are moving. Whether you’re fading the hype or riding the heater, this one’s all about building that bankroll.

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Milking Farts In Labia Territory Sep 10, 2025

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Join us for a wild ride as the Rizz Show gang dives deep into the quirks of life, from bizarre birthday coincidences to the most common birth dates in America. Rizz, Moon, Rafe, and Lern ponder the implications of flying with "jet belly" and the art of "milking gas" on planes. Plus, the crew tackles the latest in pop culture, including the shocking news of a couple who accidentally booked a flight for Tunisia, North Africa instead of to Nice, France, and the absurdity of hotel smoking charges. Plus a game of "Take Five!" and what does each St Louis neighborhood really say about you? Tune in for laughs, insightful commentary, and a sprinkle of nostalgia as The Rizzuto Show navigates the wild world of entertainment and beyond.

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Crap On Extra: Pearl Jam update New Jumanji and Bill O'Reilly Will Do It Live Sep 10, 2025

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While on 'The Slowhands Rock Talk Show', former drummer Dave Krusen said he left Pearl Jam in 1991 because he wasn't as focused as his bandmates. https://www.alternativenation.net/pearl-jam-drummer-quit-band-over-partying/

Metallica wants fans to cover all the songs on their 1996 album Load for a chance to win album merch and a grand prize of the Load Super Deluxe box set. The contest runs now through December, and the first song to be covered is "2 X 4." Head to the band's Google form for all the details.

‘DWTS’ Pro Jenna Johnson Says She Hasn’t Seen Partner Corey Feldman Since ‘GMA’ Cast Reveal. She said “I love the show so much, I love being part of it, I’m so grateful to be asked back, and I’m excited for this season. Going off that, so many people have been, like, ‘Where are your TikToks with Corey? What’s happening?'” Johnson, 31, shared via her Instagram Story on Saturday, September 6. “To be completely honest, I actually haven’t seen him since Good Morning America.”

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/jenna-johnson-hasnt-seen-dwts-partner-corey-feldman-since-cast-reveal/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

A new movie trailer launched yesterday. It's for a movie starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson. They're in a Neil Diamond tribute band. It's based on a true story. Here's part of the trailer. https://consequence.net/2025/09/song-sung-blue-trailer-hugh-jackman-kate-hudson-neil-diamond/?

If you made it through Peter Jackson's nearly eight-hour Beatles documentary series, "Get Back" . . . did it leave you feeling sentimental? https://www.gq.com/story/matt-damon-ben-affleck-the-rip-first-look

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has confirmed that filming on the latest Jumanji movie is about to start. https://gizmodo.com/dwayne-johnson-casually-confirms-jumanji-4-is-really-happening-and-has-a-release-date-2000655884

Glen Powell took some crazy pictures for his "GQ" cover story. https://www.gq.com/story/glen-powell-on-what-makes-a-modern-leading-man?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=app.dashsocial.com%2Fgq%2Flibrary%2Fmedia%2F579697632

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I Don’t Know Your Cologne Prowess Sep 09, 2025

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King Scott returns from a whirlwind trip to Tulsa where he met his hero Weird Al Yankovic, and the gang discusses the highs and lows of meet-and-greets. Rizz, Moon, Rafe, and Lern debate the merits of the new Wizard of Oz experience at the Sphere in Las Vegas and share their thoughts on the latest in pop culture, including Britney Spears, Sebastian Bach, and the upcoming Punk Rock Christmas show. Tune in for laughs, lively discussions, and a sprinkle of nostalgia as The Rizzuto Show navigates the wild world of entertainment and beyond.

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Crap On Extra: The 10 greatest pop songs of that decade Sep 09, 2025

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Britney Spears’ is “having an episode right now, and we are going to see her battle through it the way she has for years,” an insider claimed to the Daily Mail. https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/britney-spears-strips-off-in-restaurant-bathroom-amid-horrible-date/news-story/69dadc8b39d5aba3a2c8cacabbe58ded

Are the Foo Fighters recording new music or rehearsing for their shows in October and November? https://x.com/foofighters/status/1963666911914574019?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1963666911914574019%7Ctwgr%5Efe2ab85ed5906daca3f8f33b336da8d5200a6238%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nme.com%2Fnews%2Fmusic%2Fassemble-foo-fighters-are-teasing-a-return-with-important-shredding-updates-3890941

Sebastian Bach went off on a fan Friday night while he performed with cover band Chevy Metal (founded by Taylor Hawkins) in Las Vegas. https://www.tmz.com/2025/09/06/sebastian-bach-curses-fan-hug-before-show/

Kelly Osbourne reveals that she has found a new hobby is helping her cope with the death of her father, Ozzy - falconry. https://loudwire.com/kelly-osbourne-new-hobby/

Bunnie Xo is a brave lady. She decided to answer every wild internet rumor about herself . . . while hooked up to a lie detector. https://theboot.com/ixp/204/p/bunnie-xo-lie-detector-test-rumors/

We are going to be learning more things about Charlie Sheen as this book comes out today, and the documentary comes out tomorrow on Netflix. The latest news is is Charlie once went to Scotland to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster. https://www.thetopicalfruit.com/charlie-sheen-went-fishing-for-the-loch-ness-monster/

After lots of shake-ups, the entire Saturday Night Live Season 51 cast has been revealed! https://people.com/snl-bowen-yang-michael-che-colin-jost-ego-nwodim-will-return-for-season-51-amid-cast-exit-shakeups-11805233

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is addressing his current weight loss. https://variety.com/2025/film/markets-festivals/dwayne-johnson-weight-loss-chicken-man-movie-1236512134/

Tim Robinson from "I Think You Should Leave" has a new show called "The Chair Company" premiering on HBO on October 12th. Check out some preview pics. https://consequence.net/2025/09/the-chair-company-first-look-tim-robinson/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

The infamous Rhode Island farmhouse that inspired the Hollywood horror flick 'The Conjuring' is headed to foreclosure auction - on Halloween. https://nypost.com/2025/09/07/us-news/conjuring-house-heads-to-auction-after-foreclosure-and-the-spooky-details-are-just-perfect/

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues hits theaters this Friday. And as cool as that is for lots of movie and music fans, nobody is more pumped up than director and co-star Rob Reiner. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-takin-a-walk-89049061/

Ryan Reynolds is taking the John Candy: I Like Me documentary on tour for a series of special event screenings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcQRsrBcCk&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fjohncandy.com%2F&source_ve_path=OTY3MTQ

AND FINALLY

For some of us, the '90s feel like they were just yesterday. Collider.com ranked the 10 greatest pop songs of that decade. Here they are:

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Is Flavor A Noun? Sep 08, 2025

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The Rizzuto Show crew shares their weekend adventures, including King Scott's concert adventure and trip to meet his hero Weird Al! We dive into the ups and downs of social interactions, from late-night texts to the peculiarities of neighborly pranks. Plus, we get into some interesting relationships and the latest in pop culture, including a unique new dating trend dubbed, "Date Them ’Til You Hate Them." So grab your headphones and dive into this entertaining journey through the Rizz Show's weekend escapades!

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