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$20 Million, A Baby Co-Host & The Fire Horse Portal Feb 17, 2026

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Welcome to another completely normal, absolutely unhinged daily comedy show where the tech almost fails, the allergies are aggressive, and somehow we open three cosmic portals before 9am.

Today starts with a good old-fashioned Gen X troubleshooting session (did we unplug it? Did we punch it? Did we blow in it like an NES cartridge?) before diving into Rafe’s first round of allergy shots. Nothing bonds strangers faster than sitting in a medical waiting room comparing chronic symptoms like it’s poker night. Meanwhile, Riz recounts the time his kid’s lips swelled up mid-shot and casually reminds us that yes — sometimes the sniffles are not just the sniffles.

From there? Oh, we go spiritual.

It’s apparently the Lunar New Year, a solar eclipse, AND the Age of Aquarius — meaning we’ve got 72 hours of Fire Horse energy to fix our lives. Or at least start a band with our reborn co-host. We break down what the Year of the Fire Horse means, revisit 2014 like it was a hazy fever dream of sushi photos and mall carousels, and try to remember anything meaningful we did before TikTok ruined our attention spans.

Then we spiral (intellectually, obviously).

Would you rather be a dumbass who looks smart… or a genius who looks like a dumbass? The debate gets heated. Confidence vs. competence. Ignorance vs. misery. Comment section energy vs. tortured Iowa genius energy. It’s basically philosophy… if philosophy drank gas station coffee.

We also tackle the most “normal” things that secretly feel meaningless — signing group birthday cards for coworkers you wouldn’t recognize at Schnucks, pretending to read terms & conditions, awkwardly standing through the Happy Birthday song, and the endless, soul-crushing treadmill of dishes. Is making your bed just pushing a rock up a hill? Are meetings just corporate theater? Why are we like this?

And then… the hypothetical that broke the room:

You get $20 million tax free.

But one of your co-hosts turns into a baby.

You must raise them. No babysitters. 18 years.

Who’s the easiest child? Who’s getting stage-parented into a boy band? Who’s definitely not surviving puberty in Rafe’s house? Alliances are formed. Feelings are hurt. Scott somehow becomes the universal “safe pick.” Learn plots revenge. Moon declines more parenting. Riz considers conservatorship-level management.

It’s chaos. It’s existential. It’s petty. It’s hilarious.

Just another completely reasonable episode of your favorite daily comedy show where we solve nothing but talk about everything.

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DAILY SHOW: Romantic Red Flags, Olympic Madness & Missouri’s Spring Break Secrets | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 16, 2026

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What do QR codes, Olympic athletes, wolf mating documentaries, and Destin, Florida all have in common?

Absolutely nothing — and that’s why this daily comedy show works.

We kick things off with a heated (but deeply scientific) debate about QR codes on billboards. A Chicago restaurant offered a “free burrito” if you scan while driving, and now people are calling for QR code bans. Is it dangerous? Is it genius marketing? Or are we just one distracted driver away from queso-related tragedy? Moon admits he doesn’t trust QR codes at all because they feel like digital viruses wearing mustaches.

Then we pivot to the Olympic Village, where apparently athletes are breaking records both on and off the field. They ran out of condoms in three days. THREE. DAYS. We discuss why every Olympic competitor seems to come from other Olympic bloodlines, how you even become a skeleton racer if you grow up in Missouri, and why the bobsled team unintentionally created slapstick history.

Spring break planning reveals Missouri’s true personality: Destin, Florida. The Redneck Riviera claims us once again. Rizz embraces his future as a Boca Raton retiree. Moon preaches the gospel of Gulf Coast sunsets. And somehow we end up arguing Disney inspiration versus Six Flags practicality.

In relationships, we break down early red flags: expensive gifts too soon, showing up unannounced at work (don’t), texting “good morning ❤️” every day (please calm down), and writing love songs after two dates (call security).

Lern shares her surprisingly educational Valentine’s Day at a wolf sanctuary where things got wildly biological. Rafe ice skates in Grafton. We discover the Most Gen X Man in the World. And somehow it all makes sense inside this chaotic, sarcastic, slightly unhinged daily comedy show.

If you’re here for weird news, entertainment gossip, Midwest sarcasm, Florida takes, and Olympic-level nonsense, welcome home. This daily comedy show is your daily reminder that life is ridiculous — and we’re just here to narrate it.

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It’s a Trap: Celebrity Crushes, QR Codes & Knights Feb 16, 2026

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QR codes on billboards. That’s how this started. Just a simple “Free Burrito” sign in Chicago and suddenly we’re debating whether scanning it while driving is basically vehicular manslaughter with salsa.

Today’s daily comedy show kicks off with the crew breaking down whether QR codes on billboards should be banned, if “free” really means free, and why Moon now thinks every QR code is secretly a hacker in disguise. (Airport menus? Stressful. Free weed stickers? Suspicious. Free burritos? Risky but delicious.)

From there, things escalate — as they always do — into romantic red flags vs. grand gestures. Is buying an expensive gift early in a relationship sweet… or a cry for help? Is a “Good Morning ❤️” text every single day cute… or suffocating? And if someone writes you a love song after two dates, do you marry them or file a restraining order?

Then it gets dangerous.

The Celebrity Crush Test. Ladies, we see you. Fellas, it’s a trap. The crew breaks down why asking “Who’s hotter, me or Brad Pitt?” is the relationship equivalent of stepping on a rake on purpose. We debate safe answers, gay-crush loopholes, and why naming someone who’s been dead for 40 years might be your safest bet.

And because this is a professional operation (it is not), we somehow spiral into discovering cardiophilia — yes, a heartbeat fetish — courtesy of Tumblr’s chaotic history. You’re welcome.

As if that’s not enough, single women in New York are apparently ditching dating apps and heading straight to Medieval Times to flirt with knights in shining armor. Is this genius? Is it desperate? Is King Scott about to become the Green Knight of Wentzville? All valid questions.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is everything you expect from a daily comedy show: sarcastic humor, relationship chaos, weird news, questionable life advice, and just enough pop culture commentary to keep it educational-ish.

If you’ve ever:

Fallen for a “free” offer that wasn’t really free
Sent a too-thirsty text
Been caught in a celebrity crush trap
Or considered jousting as a dating strategy

…then congratulations. You’re one of us.

Thanks for making us part of your daily comedy show rotation. We promise nothing and deliver slightly less.

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Olympic Village Ran Out of Condoms in 3 Days + The Most Gen X Man Alive Feb 16, 2026

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Today’s daily comedy show is what happens when you give microphones to people who should probably just be texting each other.

We kick things off with Olympic-level… activities. Apparently the Olympic Village ran out of condoms in three days. Three. Days. That’s not an athletic achievement — that’s cardio with consequences. We debate whether elite athletes should be breeding super-humans or if maybe the rest of us deserve a shot at greatness. (Spoiler: the Rizzuto bloodline is not currently favored.)

Then we spiral into Olympic sports confusion. Skeleton. Luge. Two-man luge (you know the one). If you grew up in Ballwin, Missouri, how exactly do you “get into” skeleton? Is there a sign-up sheet at Schnucks? Do you just lie face-first on a sled and hope for the best? We also relive the Team USA bobsled disaster that turned into a solo survival mission mid-run. Nothing says “team sport” like accidentally ejecting half your teammates.

There’s also a dog that hijacked a ski slope and honestly looked more qualified than most of us. If that’s not peak sports content, what are we even doing here?

We also unpack the “Most Gen X Man in the World” video, which is basically a documentary about Riz. Garden hose hydration. Distrust of WiFi. Emotional suppression via grunge. If you ever microwaved a dinner and raised yourself at an abandoned mall, congratulations — you’ve found your people on this daily comedy show.

In Crap on Celebrities, we break down Tool possibly taking over The Sphere in Vegas (yes please), Weezer turning 34 (we’re not okay), Hollywood’s obsession with reboots, and the FBI updating the case involving Savannah Guthrie’s mother. Plus, we rank the best fictional presidents in TV and movies — and yes, President Camacho was ROBBED.

We wrap with birthdays, questionable romance stats, and one of the most aggressively titled adult films of 1995. Because that’s the kind of well-rounded journalism you expect from a daily comedy show broadcasting from St. Louis.

If you like pop culture commentary, funny celebrity gossip, Olympic chaos, sarcastic humor, and the occasional existential crisis wrapped in Mountain Dew nostalgia, welcome home.

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Florida Man Energy, Wolf Romance, and Ice Skating Near-Death Experiences Feb 16, 2026

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Moon comes back from Florida glowing like a man who just discovered winter doesn’t have to hurt, and suddenly we’re debating snowbird life, Boca Raton condos, and whether Missouri should legally relocate to Destin for spring break. This is your favorite daily comedy show, and today we are aggressively pro-sunlight.

We break down Missouri’s top spring break destinations (Redneck Riviera confirmed), argue Atlantic vs Gulf Coast beaches like it’s a custody hearing, and discuss why Lake Havasu sounds like a Girls Gone Wild fever dream from 2003.

Then Valentine’s Day stories roll in.

Lern takes Tim to the Endangered Wolf Center for an adults-only “VAL” event that included chocolate-covered strawberries and a deeply educational look at wolf mating habits. Yes, there was footage. Yes, Rizz immediately questioned whether the wolves were even real. It’s romance, nature-style.

Rafe attempts ice skating for the first time in his adult life and learns that there is, in fact, an expiration date for acquiring certain athletic skills. Buckets were stacked. Pride was tested. Heads were lightly bonked. Nobody tore an ACL — which honestly makes this episode a success.

Scott celebrates Valentine’s with sushi and F1 (bold move showing Brad Pitt on the most romantic night of the year), while Rizz wages war against a florist who tried to invoke “fine print” on a hotel flower delivery. An elite Yelp energy moment if we’ve ever seen one.

We also dive into:

– Mardi Gras arrest numbers in Soulard (surprisingly low)

– The ethics of alleyway vs. porta potty decision-making

– Watching Django Unchained with your teenage son and answering “Was this problematic?”

– Why certain movies hit different when you’re not 28 anymore

– And whether we have officially aged out of learning new sports

It’s reflective. It’s ridiculous. It’s Midwest sarcasm colliding with Florida optimism. And it’s another chaotic installment of your favorite daily comedy show.

If you’re here for a funny podcast that blends pop culture commentary, real-life fails, St. Louis energy, and Rizz and the gang arguing about beach sand clarity — welcome back to the daily comedy show that refuses to grow up (even if our knees say otherwise).

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DAILY SHOW: Clownvis and The Albino Bats In The Cave | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 13, 2026

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Happy Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day weekend. Nothing says romance like Swedish meatballs, felony pickleball charges, and a prophecy called Liquid Shadow finally coming true in someone else’s mesh shorts. Yeah. That happened.

Make America Moon Again. Rafe's Ememoriam. Friday Fails. Donny at Hardees.

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, Clownvis storms the studio and helps navigate this superstition season. We break down a legendary St. Louis IKEA shopping experience featuring suspiciously enthusiastic employees and what might’ve been using Colombian customer service rocket fuel. We also tackle a listener email about marrying someone with zero ambition… because nothing screams “forever” like spaghetti-in-bed energy and motivational drought.

Oh, and that 317-day Edgar Allan Poe-level prediction? It ends in betrayal, athletic fabric, and a white couch that barely survived the blast radius. Trust a fart after 40 at your own risk.

Plus in this beautifully unhinged daily comedy show episode:

Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
A Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day
Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might be a terrible omen
A Florida pickleball Fight Club that proves retirement communities are lawless
AI-generated Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise fight footage that looks WAY too real
Ryan Gosling hosting SNL, Kid Rock vs. ticket scalpers, and Galentine’s Day movie debates
A troll who accidentally linked his LinkedIn to his hate emails (bold strategy, Cotton)
A political candidate campaigning to “Make America Moon Again”

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She CRAPPED Her Husband’s Shorts?! + The Mooning Political Movement Feb 13, 2026

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On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the prophecy of the Liquid Shadow finally came true… and it struck in someone else’s shorts. Yes. You read that correctly. A 317-day Edgar Allan Poe-style prediction ends in betrayal, mesh athletic fabric, and a white couch that almost didn’t survive. This is what happens when you trust a fart after 40.

We also break down the newest “sport” called Run It Straight — which is basically two grown men sprinting at each other full-speed to see who forgets their childhood first. It’s like Red Rover but with CTE. And naturally, Riz wants to start a league in the hallway.

Then we address a longtime troll who accidentally linked his LinkedIn to his hate emails (bold strategy), and we introduce a political candidate whose platform is simple: Make America Moon Again. That’s right. Responsible, mid-cheek-only patriotism may be the one thing that can unite this divided nation.

Plus:

• Galentine’s Day, Kiss Day, and National Self Love Day

• The coolest full name ever revealed (Zayn Hunter Little Rain Graham?!)

• Radio Day (you’re welcome)

• And real RIP tributes at the end

If you like your comedy podcast slightly unhinged but still lovable, welcome home. This is your daily dose of chaos from your favorite funny show.

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Celebrity News: Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise, Is AI Replacing Hollywood and Ryan Gosling Hosting SNL?! Feb 13, 2026

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Clownvis rolled into the studio looking like Elvis’ chaotic cousin and immediately turned our funny morning show into a full circus (in the best way). He’s performing love songs at City Museum tonight, King Scott (who's middle name is Danger) is still rocking the Austin Powers punishment outfit thanks to a Super Bowl bet gone wrong, and somehow we spiraled into Insane Clown Posse Christmas shows, Bozo the Clown lore, and Nickelback rock-throwing incidents. Just a normal day for this comedy show, obviously.

But wait — we also dove into AI creating a fake Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise fight scene that looks WAY too real. Is Hollywood cooked? Are writers panicking? Is Scott’s Austin Powers outfit technically AI at this point? Plus: Ryan Gosling hosting SNL, Kid Rock fighting ticket scalpers, Galentine’s Day movie rankings, Peter Gabriel birthday jams, and the most chaotic “Crap On Celebrities” you’ve heard all week.

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Clownvis, Friday the 13th, Pickleball Fights & Arrest Your Ex on Valentine’s Day?! Feb 13, 2026

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Clownvis arrived to help navigate Happy Friday the 13th… because nothing says romance like superstition, Swedish meatballs, and felony pickleball charges.

On this very important Friday The Rizzuto Show, we break down a wild IKEA shopping experience in St. Louis history — complete with mystery employees, suspicious levels of enthusiasm, and a man who may or may not have been powered by pure Colombian customer service. We also tackle a listener email that has us asking the big question: can you marry someone with zero ambition… or are you signing up for a lifetime of spaghetti-in-bed energy?

Plus:

Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
The Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day (romantic??)
Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might actually be a bad omen
And a full-blown Florida pickleball brawl that proves retirement communities are just Fight Club with sunscreen

If you like your daily show with a side of weird news, relationship chaos, and sarcastic humor, congrats — you found your people.

Subscribe for more daily comedy, celebrity fails, and St. Louis nonsense from the Rizz and the gang.

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DAILY SHOW: I Choose You In The Desert Of Jo | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 12, 2026

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And lo, the people did wander. For they had entered the "Desert of Jo" — a dry and barren land where the WiFi signal is strong, but the romantic prospects are weak. And the WEIRDO tribe cried out, “Why have you led us here? We had matches on the apps! We had filtered selfies! We had hope!”

Thus begins this Rizzuto Show comedy podcast pilgrimage.

In this episode, Rizz and the gang gather around the digital campfire to speak of the great Sextinction — the prophecy that fewer and fewer are coupling, and many are choosing the glowing rectangle over real human touch. The elders speak of artificial companions fashioned in silicone and delivered in wooden crates like cursed relics. Candles are lit. Steely Dan echoes across the dunes. Shame follows shortly after.

Rafe testifies with the Gospel of the Message in a Bottle — a tale of youthful love, a rival named Nate Dogg, and a father dispensing driveway wisdom like a reluctant desert prophet. There are moon rocks stolen in the name of passion. There are tunnels dug beneath houses like forbidden passageways to temptation. There is a tiny French woman who ascends into the heavens in a helicopter to deliver her imprisoned beloved from captivity.

And still, the people wander.

We debate whether any maiden may enter the tavern of Helen’s and receive drink and favor without coin. We question the power of AI idols. We speak of fake IDs bearing the face of Benjamin Franklin. We honor Michael McDonald as one might honor a saint of smooth vocals.

Through it all, the commandment remains: Be cool, my son. Do not ruin thy life chasing a booby through the sand.

So gather thy WEIRDO tribe. Press play. And walk with Rizz through tales of love, lust, chaos, and questionable decision-making.

For in the Desert of Jo, we are all just trying to find the oasis.

If you’ve ever embarrassed yourself for love, questioned modern dating, or wondered whether a Real Doll is dishwasher safe (top rack?), this one’s for you.

👉 If thou wishest to journey with us daily, leave your belongings and follow the sacred podcast of Rizzuto. Join this tribe of WEIRDOS, and thou shalt never again wander alone in the Desert of Jo.

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