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DAILY SHOW: Nah French Toast Is Dumb! | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 23, 2026

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If you came here for peace and quiet, you are aggressively lost. This daily comedy show kicks off with the most controversial debate of 2025: nuts in banana bread. That’s right. We’re solving the real problems. Surprise walnuts? Absolutely not. Chocolate chips? Proceed with caution. We break down the emotional trauma of biting into something you didn’t consent to (looking at you, sneaky bakery walnuts).

From there, we spiral — as any respectable daily comedy show would — into International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day, Curling Is Cool Day, and the logistics of putting together a Rizz Show curling squad. Are we athletes? No. Will we talk trash like Olympians? Absolutely. There’s also a strong push for broom ball, roof ball, and whatever other sport allows us to compete without full cardio commitment.

Then things get… spicy.

In Sex Time Fun Facts, we dive into a Reddit dilemma that has the room divided: A former nanny (now married) once had a “hilarious” kiss-turned-hookup with the kid she used to babysit… years later… as adults… and now she’s invited to his wedding. Does she tell her husband? Is it lying by omission? Is it none of his business? The crew debates loyalty, timing, and whether “it would be hilarious if we kissed” is the boldest pickup line of all time.

Meanwhile, Rafe prepares to sail toward what may or may not be “Cartel City,” Riz gets birthday love from the curling association, and we celebrate the retirement of Mr. Clean — a true bald icon stepping away after 68 years of spotless service. Fire Island retirement rumors? You decide.

There’s lawn rage over fiber optic crews tearing up yards, actual fistfights between contractors (blue collar conflict resolution at its finest), and a passionate breakdown of the HBO show Neighbors, where apparently no one is redeemable and everyone needs therapy.

It’s chaos. It’s sarcasm. It’s suburban panic mixed with banana bread betrayal. It’s your favorite daily comedy show doing what we do best — arguing about nonsense and somehow making it your problem.

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Banana Bread And Cheating Scandals Feb 23, 2026

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Welcome back to your favorite comedy podcast where we tackle the big questions in life — like whether walnuts have any business inside banana bread (they do not), and whether you’re legally required to tell your spouse you once hooked up with the kid you used to nanny.

It’s National Banana Bread Day, which somehow spirals into a full-blown nut war in the studio. Moon says no walnuts. Scott says walnuts are “fancy.” Riz says surprise walnuts are a betrayal on par with emotional infidelity. And honestly? That feels like foreshadowing.

We also get into International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day (big for the canine demographic), Play Tennis Day, Curling Is Cool Day, and whether the show is about to start an Olympic-level rivalry with The Courtney Show. Yes, there’s real talk about ice time, leagues, and the possibility of Rizz and the gang humiliating themselves in front of professional curlers. STL, prepare yourselves.

Then it’s time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, and things get uncomfortably hilarious. A former nanny reconnects with the now-grown kid she used to watch… and one “it would be hilarious if we kissed” later, she’s got a secret wedding invite and a moral dilemma. Do you tell your husband? Is omission a lie? And is “it was supposed to be funny” the worst pickup line of all time? This comedy podcast dives deep into relationship chaos, awkward wedding tension, and why sometimes it’s better to not know things.

But wait — there’s more emotional damage.

Another listener writes in about her husband cheating, confessing, and then immediately trying to fast-forward past accountability like it’s a bad Netflix episode. The crew breaks down manipulation red flags, relationship reality checks, and why you don’t get to cheat AND control the healing timeline. If you’ve ever needed pop culture commentary mixed with sarcastic humor and a dash of therapy energy, welcome home.

We also spiral into hobby ultimatums — golf vs. marriage, band practice vs. quality time, deer hunting vs. basic communication — and whether smoking is a dealbreaker or just a slow-motion argument. It’s daily humor, entertainment gossip-adjacent relationship drama, and classic Rizzuto Show chaos all wrapped into one perfectly toasted slice of comedy podcast goodness.

Basically, if you came for banana bread and stayed for existential relationship debates… you’re in the right place.

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Fiber Optics and Fisticuffs: The Fight for Lawn Rights Feb 23, 2026

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Nothing says suburban bliss like little neon flags sprouting up across your lawn like a government-sponsored Easter egg hunt. In today’s comedy podcast, Rizz spirals (respectfully) over fiber optic lines being marked directly through his beloved Japanese maple, and we ask the real question: do you get a discount if they destroy your yard… or just emotional damage?

Things escalate when we break down the now-viral fistfight between fiber optic contractors in Forestell. That’s right — two grown men, in high-vis vests, settling a “you’re lazy” dispute with haymakers in the middle of a neighborhood already dealing with torn-up lawns and brown faucet water. Is it professional? No. Is it peak blue-collar conflict resolution? Absolutely. And yes, we debate whether they grabbed beers together after.

From there, we pivot (hard) into Mr. Clean announcing his retirement after 68 spotless years. Is he headed to Boca? Fire Island? Is this just a marketing stunt? We investigate like the responsible adults we are.

Then it’s HBO’s “Neighbors” — the show that makes you question humanity and your HOA. We break down the most unhinged characters, including doomsday preppers, beach tyrants, cat hoarders, and a man who casually threatens murder before inviting people to a barbecue. It’s everything you love about suburban drama without actually having to move.

In Crap on Celebrities, we unpack the wild moment at the BAFTAs involving Tourette’s, Michael B. Jordan, and a headline nobody saw coming. We also talk Wiz Khalifa’s birthday “tradition,” Snooki’s health update, and why Leonardo DiCaprio is slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson in real time.

It’s lawn drama. It’s celebrity chaos. It’s suburban anxiety with microphones. This daily comedy show continues to prove that no topic is too small — especially if it involves Kentucky bluegrass and potential property destruction.

If you love a loud, unfiltered, slightly unhinged comedy podcast that covers weird news, celebrity fails, neighborhood wars, and the kind of conversations that should probably stay off HOA Facebook pages… welcome home.

This comedy podcast proudly serves St. Louis and beyond with daily humor, pop culture commentary, and the occasional emotional breakdown over landscaping.

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The Cruise to Cartel City Feb 23, 2026

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Welcome to another completely stable and professionally executed daily comedy show… where one host is preparing for a cruise that may or may not include hostage negotiations, another is heading to Vegas to sit on a radio panel titled “Reports of Our Death Are Greatly Exaggerated” (which feels aggressive), and the rest of us are arguing about hockey and stuffed monkeys.

Rafe is setting sail toward Mexico during what the news is lovingly describing as “a tense time,” and naturally we handle it with firearms training jokes, cartel commentary, and Norwegian Cruise Line optimism. Meanwhile, Rizz is headed to Vegas for a radio conference panel alongside a guy flying his own private plane. Rizz? Row 20 on Southwest. Celebrity row, obviously. Fremont-adjacent accommodations. Lifts packed. Confidence medium.

We also spiral into Vegas buffet strategy like it’s a military operation. Crab legs first. No bread. Absolutely no French toast. If you leave feeling fine, you did it wrong. That’s the rule.

Back in STL, Moon lived his best cultured life at Phantom of the Opera at The Fabulous Fox Theatre (tears were shed, nuts were purchased), then followed it up with a suite-level experience at a St. Louis City SC match where apparently the buffet alone deserves its own documentary. Meanwhile, Rizz is still emotionally recovering from Canada being “butthurt” about losing Olympic hockey in overtime. Scoreboard is the judge. That’s how sports work.

We also check in on Punch the abandoned baby monkey who went viral hugging his IKEA orangutan, debate whether AI is the future or the apocalypse, invent a game show called House of Steve, and confirm that yes, Vegas is expensive now and no, the $4.99 steak days are gone forever.

This daily comedy show somehow covers cruise chaos, Olympic gold, Broadway tears, casino buffets, monkey redemption arcs, and trivia-night costume strategy in one episode. It’s chaotic. It’s unnecessary. It’s exactly what you signed up for.

If you like funny stories, pop culture commentary, sports meltdowns, entertainment gossip, and sarcastic humor from a funny morning show in St. Louis, congratulations — you’ve found your new favorite daily comedy show.

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DAILY SHOW: How Many Sides Make A Rectangle Rizz? Giraffe You Moron | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 20, 2026

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Welcome back to your favorite FULL EPISODE daily comedy show, where compassion meets chaos and somehow ends with Daddy’s pommel horse.

This episode kicks off with Rafe’s Emmy-deserving (self-awarded) E-Memoriam segment featuring a fictional commercial for “Dementia Village” — a place where we don’t correct you, we commit to the bit. It’s heartfelt. It’s unhinged. It’s possibly a figment of your deteriorating temporal reality. The gang spirals into a very real existential crisis wondering if they’re currently hosting a radio show… or just screaming into the void of a nursing home recreation center. Either way, traffic is light and the martinis are on the house.

Then we pivot hard into Olympic Village running out of condoms — because nothing says international unity like elite athletes discovering the supply chain can’t keep up. The torch is lit. The bodies are fit. And apparently everyone is riding Daddy’s pommel horse. Is it sports coverage? Technically. Is it mature? Not even a little. This is your warning.

As if that wasn’t enough, the Horse Boys prophecy returns. Three astrological portals are open. Fire Horse. Earth Horse. Ring of Fire eclipse portal. The universe is apparently slapping the guys on the hindquarters and yelling “LET THEM GALLOP.” Sponsors beware. Enemies get bucked off. It’s cosmic horsepower in its purest, dumbest form.

And because we’re nothing if not intellectuals, the episode wraps with a surprisingly thoughtful (yet still ridiculous) breakdown of profanity stigma. Is swearing a sign of weak character? Or are we just emotionally articulate with flair? Science says one thing. George Carlin says another. The Rizz Show says… context matters, baby.

It’s heartfelt. It’s inappropriate-adjacent. It’s philosophical in the dumbest possible way. In other words, it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on pop culture commentary, ridiculous hypotheticals, and St. Louis morning show chaos.

If you came for serious journalism… you took a wrong turn at the portal.

If you came for laughs, existential dread, and Olympic-level nonsense… welcome home.

This daily comedy show continues to prove that no topic is too sensitive, too cosmic, or too athletic to be overanalyzed by Rizz and the gang.

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Dementia Village Commercial, Olympic Village Chaos & The Horse Boys Prophecy Feb 20, 2026

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This daily comedy show really asked the big questions this week. Like… are we broadcasting live? Or are we just four confused old men screaming into bananas inside a dementia facility somewhere in Wisconsin?

It all started with a story about a real dementia village concept gaining traction in the U.S. — and Rafe did what Rafe does: immediately spiraled into an existential crisis and created a fake commercial for “Dementia Village™” that somehow managed to be compassionate, unhinged, and disturbingly comforting all at once. We’re talking fake Navy deck inspections, rotary phones that call nobody, and a radio studio where traffic is always light and the weather is always perfect. You know… paradise. (Inspired by the show transcript )

Then we pivot — because why wouldn’t we — to the Olympic Village running out of condoms. That’s right. The only thing breaking records faster than the athletes were apparently supply chains. We break down what happens when 11,000 world-class bodies + international unity + DJ music = “horizontal lambada.” It’s sports commentary. Technically.

As if that wasn’t enough, three cosmic “portals” opened and Rafe declared himself and Rizz the prophesied Horse Boys of destiny. Earth Horse meets Fire Horse. Sponsors tremble. Enemies get bucked off. It’s astrology with absolutely zero scientific backing and 100% confidence. Which, honestly, feels very on-brand for a daily comedy show.

And then — plot twist — things get weirdly thoughtful. The crew debates profanity, Lent, emotional regulation, and whether clean comedy is actually superior. Rafe delivers an unexpectedly sharp (and slightly poetic) breakdown of why context matters more than vocabulary. Turns out, science says people who swear more might actually have higher verbal fluency. So basically, we’re scholars.

We wrap it up with real RIPs, Simpleton Trivia chaos, and ticket giveaways because nothing says “existential dread” like a chance to win Black Keys tickets.

This episode of the daily comedy show is a rollercoaster of dementia hypotheticals, Olympic chaos, horse prophecies, profanity philosophy, and grade-school trivia panic. If you like your pop culture commentary with a side of sarcastic humor and mild emotional whiplash, welcome home.

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CIA or Scorpions? The Whistling Conspiracy That Rocked the Berlin Wall Feb 20, 2026

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One whistle. One wall. One wildly chaotic comedy podcast trying to figure out if the CIA secretly wrote a power ballad.

Today on The Rizzuto Show, we spiral into a Cold War rabbit hole that somehow involves the Scorpions, the Berlin Wall, and a conspiracy theory so good it almost makes sense. Did the CIA plant “Winds of Change” as a psychological earworm to destabilize the Soviet Union? Or was it just a German rock band vibing in Moscow and accidentally soundtracking the end of communism?

We break down the timeline: Moscow Music Peace Festival. The Berlin Wall falling. A whistle so catchy your dog might start questioning geopolitics. We debate whether government agents in suits at Langley were secretly ghostwriting ballads. We investigate Doc McGhee’s wild backstory. We ask the hard-hitting questions like: is whistling rock propaganda? And could Moon be recruited as a sleeper agent if it involved a Garth Brooks duet?

But that’s just the start of this daily chaos.

We also dig into the tragic anniversary of the Station Nightclub fire and how it changed live music forever. Then it’s a full “Crap on Celebrities” sprint featuring Foo Fighters new music (and Dave Grohl’s ongoing drama), Journey reunion rumors getting crushed in real time, and Fred Durst volunteering to front Van Halen like it’s an open mic night.

There’s Summerfest flexing (Moon casually “playing with Garth Brooks” a week apart, but we’re counting it), a Toy Story sequel that’s basically about iPads ruining childhood, and a reminder that yes — Ryan Reynolds had a slump once.

It’s conspiracy theories, celebrity chaos, music nostalgia, questionable impressions, and just enough sarcasm to keep this comedy podcast legally non-threatening to the CIA. Probably.

If you like your history lessons with a side of roast, your celebrity news unfiltered, and your daily humor served with St. Louis flavor, this comedy podcast is exactly what your brain ordered.

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The Bidet Chronicles: From Bathroom Innovations to Costco Conspiracies Feb 20, 2026

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Welcome back to another completely normal episode of your favorite daily comedy show — where we try to cover the news and instead end up arguing about how grown adults wipe.

It’s Friday, February 20th, and we kick things off with breaking news out of Overland… or at least what King Scott thinks is breaking news. Police standoff? Barracuda? Barricade? Nobody knows. But what we DO know is that Overland crimes are apparently “nice crimes.” So that’s comforting.

From there, things spiral — as they always do — into a full-blown Costco obsession. Beard nets. Free samples. Elite memberships. Business Costcos (??). Is it a warehouse store or a secret society? Why are people lining up 45 minutes for half a grape in a Dixie cup? And most importantly: why are people fighting with shopping carts like it’s Thunderdome?

Then we enter what may be the most detailed bidet conversation ever recorded on radio. Rafe is remodeling his bathroom and suddenly finds himself staring down a futuristic Japanese toilet that looks like it was designed by NASA. Heated seats. Oscillating spray. Adjustable nozzle trajectory. Butt dryer. Predator-style control panel. The gang debates the ethics of plug-in toilets, self-cleaning mechanisms, and whether standing up to wipe makes you a psychopath. It’s educational. It’s unsettling. It’s everything a daily comedy show should be.

And just when you think it can’t get grosser — hotel coffee machines enter the chat. A travel influencer suggests washing underwear in the in-room coffee maker. Yes. Brewing. Underwear. We unpack the horror of “panty coffee,” why you should never use hotel coffee makers again, and whether Big Bean (aka Starbucks) is secretly behind the propaganda.

But wait — there’s more chaos:

• A woman abandons her Goldendoodle at the airport because she didn’t fill out paperwork.

• A pediatric dentist allegedly shows up hammered.

• A school custodian hides in a locker room closet.

• A former police chief sets houses on fire as revenge.

• Thieves are feeding stolen iPhones into EcoATMs for $20.

It’s a rollercoaster of weird news, questionable humanity, and sarcastic humor — exactly what you expect from this daily comedy show coming straight out of St. Louis.

Bathroom tech. Costco conspiracies. Rage bait influencers. Swamp justice hypotheticals. And one extremely adorable abandoned dog named JetBlue.

Just another totally average day with Rizz and the gang.

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DAILY SHOW: Are You Showering Wrong… and Planning Your Death Right? | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Feb 19, 2026

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Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are you showering wrong? And more importantly… who gets your stuff when you die?

Today’s chaos kicks off with a surprisingly heated debate about the “correct” order to shower. Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face before body? Moon brushes his teeth in the shower like a certified menace. We discuss dermatologists claiming conditioner can clog your pores and give you body acne, and somehow that leads to a philosophical breakdown about loofahs, washcloths, and whether hotels are secretly a biohazard experiment.

Then things escalate — as they do on this daily comedy show — into a full-blown discussion about death planning. Green burials. Human composting. Hydro cremation. Viking funerals (Rafe’s preference: cannon into the ocean). Lern attended a green burial seminar and now has a death doula on speed dial. She’s planning to be tumble-dried with wood chips for 60 days and returned as nutrient-rich soil. We’re not kidding. This is real.

Rizz and his wife spent the afternoon doing estate planning, which means answering extremely uncomfortable questions like:

Who makes medical decisions if you’re incapacitated?
At what age should your kids get access to money?
And how much does an onyx urn weigh? (Answer: more than you think.)

Moon shares how his dad’s ashes are currently in a stone urn — but may one day be returned to a meaningful river. We also dive into cremation trends, the future “ash epidemic,” and why talking about death might actually be healthier than pretending it’s not happening.

Oh — and somewhere in the middle of all that?

We play Matchup With Moon, argue about The Truman Show, debate the fourth-largest state, and guess how many pieces of art are in the St. Louis Art Museum (spoiler: not 317).

It’s laughs. It’s weird. It’s oddly profound. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show is supposed to be: hilarious chaos with a side of real life.

If you came for funny stories and sarcastic humor, you’re in the right place. If you stayed for compost burial logistics… honestly, same.

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Are You Showering Wrong?! + Trivia Chaos & Rizz’s Museum Meltdown Feb 19, 2026

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We kicked off today’s comedy podcast by tackling the most controversial debate of 2026: are you showering wrong… and have you been doing it wrong your whole life? Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face in the middle? Teeth in the shower like some kind of chaos goblin? We learned that Moon brushes his teeth in the shower (yes, really), Riz might not understand how museums work, and apparently conditioner can clog your pores and betray you.

Then the washcloth debate broke out — and things got weird. Hotels? Loofahs? Southern Illinois traditions? Bleach? Nobody felt clean by the end of it. Especially not emotionally.

From there, it’s time for Match Up With Moon, and let’s just say Riz’s self-esteem went on a rollercoaster that OSHA would not approve. We covered everything from The Truman Show to Olympic sports, Montana geography, Ninja Turtles (culture!), Shakespeare pronunciation beef, and whether Riz knows literally anything about the St. Louis Art Museum. (Spoiler: he guessed 317 total works of art. The actual number is 37,000. We are not exaggerating.)

Round two? Golf legends, wiener schnitzel drama (veal, apparently — who knew?), and an absolutely brutal Robert Duvall tiebreaker that had the studio sweating like Moon during leg-shaving season. There were pronunciation controversies. There were technicality debates. There were accusations. There was redemption. There was shouting. There was fragile male ego on full display.

Basically: peak daily chaos.

If you love weird news, pop culture trivia, competitive meltdowns, and a group of grown adults arguing about conditioner residue, this comedy podcast delivered exactly what your morning needed.

And yes, we’re still not over the shower thing.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.

Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

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