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DAILY SHOW: Plays With Ding-A-Ling On A Ship | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 04, 2026

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Today’s funny podcast kicks off with important cultural education: what exactly is a punchki (and why does it sound like something you shouldn’t Google at work)? It’s International Pancake Day, it’s March 4th (the only holiday that’s also a command), and somehow that spirals into Cardinals ticket math, dynamic pricing debates, and the realization that yes — $29 for unlimited ballpark hot dogs will absolutely test your personal integrity.

Then we unleash one of the most chaotic listener games in show history: Two Truths and a Lie. Disturbed superfans who’ve never seen Disturbed. Woof Wednesday regulars who may or may not be hoarding dogs. A dude slimed on Nickelodeon who also traveled the country playing competitive dodgeball. We don’t just guess — we overanalyze like it’s a true crime doc.

Meanwhile, Rafe returns from Trailer Trash Tammy’s Pontoon 2 cruise with tales of:

A completely full cruise jail.
A man under house arrest at sea.
Moo-moo themed fights.
And a potential invitation to be indoctrinated into the Blackfoot tribe (yes, really).

Somehow in the middle of all this, we also break down HBO’s “DTF St. Louis,” debate whether St. Louis suburbs really look like Atlanta, and question why every fictional TV station west of the Mississippi still starts with a “W.” We’re looking at you, Hollywood.

There’s celebrity chaos (Christina Applegate ditching Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach), Twisted Sister news, casino roulette stories, and enough side quests to make your GPS give up entirely.

If you’re here for a funny podcast that blends daily comedy, pop culture commentary, weird news, St. Louis pride, and just enough chaos to make you question your life choices — congratulations. You found your people.

This funny podcast is part morning show, part group therapy, and part “who let these guys have microphones?”

And yes… we absolutely try to generate Rafe’s Native American name on-air using a questionable internet quiz. Because of course we do.

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Paczkis, Pancakes, and a Game of Lies! Mar 04, 2026

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It’s March 4th — the only date on the calendar that doubles as a command — and this daily comedy show absolutely understood the assignment. We’re celebrating Punchki Day, International Pancake Day, and apparently “Expose Yourself During Two Truths and a Lie” Day… because that’s what happened.

First up, we learn about the Cardinals’ new all-inclusive ticket deal — $29 gets you into the game AND unlimited hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, fountain drinks, chicken fingers… basically the kind of buffet that makes you whisper, “I’m about to ruin my summer body.” Dynamic pricing means you might pay more for Opening Day, but hey — on a Tuesday against the Marlins? You might eat your ticket price in popcorn alone. St. Louis math.

Then we dive into the main event: Two Truths and a Lie, sponsored by Universal Windows Direct. And wow… you guys showed up ready to emotionally manipulate us.

We had:

A man who claimed Disturbed is his favorite band… but has never seen them live (and somehow has also never bought concert merch — suspicious behavior).
A Woof Wednesday regular who played the long game with dog math.
A dude who casually dropped “I was slimed on Nickelodeon” like that’s just a normal Tuesday memory.
A competitive dodgeball champion (Missouri State Games flex, okay!)
A guy who broke his arm “over someone’s head” and somehow sounded exactly 6’4” while saying it.
And of course, the Fort Myers timeshare debate that nearly broke the studio.

Moon went full detective mode. Rafe started analyzing vocal tone like he’s in the FBI Behavioral Unit. King Scott had the printed answers like a proud substitute teacher. And Riz? Just trying to keep the circus moving forward.

We also squeeze in March 4th holidays (Grammar Day, Peace Corps Day, World Obesity Day — what a combo), plus a preview of tomorrow’s Cardinals visit and an upcoming chat about the 24th Annual NAMI Walk St. Louis.

If you like unpredictable callers, friendly chaos, sarcastic humor, St. Louis energy, and a daily comedy show that somehow turns breakfast food into competitive sport — this episode delivers.

This is what happens when a daily comedy show gives the phones to the people and trusts them not to lie convincingly.

Spoiler: They lie convincingly.

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Two Truths, One Lie, and a Whole Lot of Shenanigans! Mar 04, 2026

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Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where absolutely nothing stays on topic and somehow everything still works.

Today’s chaos kicks off with a brand-new listener game: Two Truths and a Lie. The twist? You call in. You try to fool us. And if you trick the majority of the studio, you win tickets. Simple. Clean. Probably not. Because the Rizz Show crew immediately proves we are wildly overconfident in our lie-detecting abilities. Shocking.

From there, things take a hard left into movie talk — including whether The Substance is a safe airplane watch (spoiler: absolutely not unless you enjoy strangers thinking you're watching something wildly inappropriate). Then we spiral into HBO’s DTF St. Louis and whether the show actually understands St. Louis… or just Googled “Arch” and called it a day. Why does every character say “St. Louis” like they’re being paid per mention? And why does every window apparently have a perfect Arch view? We investigate. Loudly.

In Crap on Celebrities, we unpack:

Christina Applegate ditching Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach (imagine that car ride home).
Jim Carrey’s new face and the internet screaming “clone conspiracy.”
Billy Idol kicking heroin by switching to crack (which is… a strategy?).
Billy Corgan’s theory that rock music was intentionally dialed down by shadowy forces.
Why country music is suddenly dominating everything.
Ozzfest’s return.
Squid Game’s “celebrity” edition (and we use the term loosely).

Basically, this daily comedy show covers celebrity news, pop culture commentary, music chaos, and weird news with the exact level of sarcasm you’d expect from grown adults arguing about recumbent bikes.

And because we’re nothing if not competitive, we end with listener showdowns in Two Truths and a Lie — proving once again that our audience is either wildly fascinating… or disturbingly good at lying.

It’s another beautifully unhinged daily comedy show from Rizz and the gang — serving up funny stories, entertainment gossip, St. Louis flavor, and just enough nonsense to make your commute slightly less painful.

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Cruise Jail, Roulette Meltdown & Swamp Justice Mar 04, 2026

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Rafe is back from Trailer Trash Tammy’s cruise and apparently spent the week testing the limits of international waters, roulette tables, and common sense. This comedy podcast episode kicks off with cruise shenanigans that include “messing with the locals” (nicely), a leather hat vendor lighting merchandise on fire to prove authenticity, and a surprise invitation to join the Blackfoot Nation — yes, seriously.

From there, it spirals the way only we can spiral.

There’s a full breakdown of cruise jail being so packed they had to put a guy on house arrest. We try (unsuccessfully) to figure out how many people the brig actually holds, whether stand-up sets for inmates at sea are allowed, and how you even explain to your family that you got locked up on a themed cruise.

Then comes the roulette meltdown. Rafe turns a complimentary $50 casino chip into $1,600 in about ten minutes, gathers a crowd chanting “LET IT RIDE,” achieves what can only be described as temporary Golden God status… and then gives it all back in one spin. It’s the kind of confidence you only get when you’re damp from jumping in the pool fully clothed and think you’ve cracked probability itself. It’s also the kind of chaos that makes this comedy podcast what it is.

We also get into spring break travel insanity (171 million people flying?!), Southwest Airlines losing its identity, and Meta smart glasses possibly recording your life for strangers in another hemisphere to review. Technology is amazing. Also horrifying. Mostly both.

And because life likes tonal whiplash, we cover a serious and disturbing local story that reminds everyone to stay alert and look out for each other. It’s real talk mixed with sarcastic humor, which is basically our brand at this point.

If you like your comedy podcast with cruise fights in moomoos, casino delusion, pop culture commentary, travel tips, weird news, and a little St. Louis edge, you’re in the right place.

Welcome back to the chaos.

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DAILY SHOW: I’ll Grease A Guy When I Get There | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 03, 2026

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Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are all babies actually cute… or are we just lying to each other?

Today’s episode kicks off with a bold (and possibly career-ending) debate about ugly babies. Yes, we said it. Not every newborn looks like a Gerber model. Some look like tiny old men. Some look like they’re mad at taxes. But as Moon wisely points out, the “ugly” ones sometimes grow up to be absolute stunners. It’s science. Probably.

Speaking of Gerber — the 2026 Gerber Baby Photo Search is officially back with a twist. This year it’s not just about the baby’s cute little face. Now they want to celebrate the parents too. Which raises the question: are we entering babies… or is this a LinkedIn networking event with bibs? There’s $50,000 on the line for the little ones, so yes, stage parents, this is your Super Bowl.

Then we roll into a full-blown Simpleton Trivia showdown — rapid-fire questions, 45 seconds, and just enough pressure to make grown adults forget what a rectangle looks like. Moon goes on a heater. Scott debates whether a thermostat counts as a thermometer. Jamie… well… chlorophyll had a moment. It’s chaotic, competitive, and exactly what makes this daily comedy show such a disaster in the best possible way.

We also dive into Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville engagement story — complete with live band coordination, Tennessee Whiskey, a perfectly timed Hardy song, confetti cannons, and enough romance to make the rest of us question our own proposals. Meanwhile, Rizz prepares for his 20th anniversary and quietly wonders if he should’ve added lasers.

There’s coffee spills that rival environmental disasters. There’s vacation planning to Mexico with full swim-up bar strategy. There’s grown adults arguing over muffin timing. It’s everything you want from a daily comedy show that thrives on real-life chaos, questionable takes, and a whole lot of laughter.

This is The Rizzuto Show. It’s messy. It’s sarcastic. It’s weirdly heartfelt. And somehow… it works.

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Ugly Babies, Gerber’s New Twist, & Trivia Showdown Mar 03, 2026

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On today’s daily comedy show, we bravely tackle one of society’s most sensitive topics: not every baby is cute. There, we said it. Inspired by the newly announced Gerber “Behind the Baby” photo search (yes, it’s back and yes, parents now get included), the gang debates the real question — do “ugly” babies actually grow up hotter? Is there a cosmic trade-off system? And should Gerber lean all the way in and create an “Ugly Baby Line” just for the laughs? We’re asking the real parenting questions here.

The 2026 Gerber Baby contest is officially open, offering $50,000 for ages 0–3 and $10,000 for ages 3–5. You just need one photo and a 200-word story about your kid’s “everyday victories.” Simple. Unless your baby peaked at three weeks old and now looks like a tiny angry accountant. Then what? We break down the new twist, the stage-parent energy, and why shaped heads apparently matter more than anything.

Then it’s time for Simpleton Trivia — aka 45 seconds of public humiliation. Listeners can either answer 10 rapid-fire questions themselves or gamble on Moon, King Scott, or Jamie pulling it off without spiraling into chaos. Spoiler: thermostats are not thermometers. Chloroform is not what plants breathe. And Madonna being called the “Queen of Pop” caused way more tension than expected.

We run through baseball questions, St. Louis pride, rock trivia, Harry Potter, sports, and enough pop culture curveballs to make everyone sweat. Some callers bet for the guys. Some bet against. Some sound like they’re about to cry on live radio. It’s beautiful.

We also celebrate a buffet of random March 3rd holidays — National Cold Cuts Day, National Canadian Bacon Day (which Canadians insist is just ham), Soup It Forward Day, and the deeply terrifying “What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.” Because nothing says a responsible daily comedy show like imagining your dog opening cabinets.

And of course, we wrap by debating the greatest TV show of all time (Breaking Bad? The Wire? Fight about it in the comments) before pivoting into which U.S. state is the fittest — because we like to emotionally damage multiple demographics per episode.

It’s celebrity gossip, weird news energy, trivia chaos, Saint Louis pride, and pure Rizz Show nonsense — exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that refuses to take itself too seriously.

Laugh with us. Roast us. Bet against us. Just don’t submit your baby unless you’re emotionally prepared.

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Rambo, Prosthetic B-Holes, and the Disturbing Movie That Shocked Us All! Mar 03, 2026

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If you came here for emotional growth… wrong show. If you came here for chaotic, sarcastic, wildly unqualified movie criticism and questionable trivia confidence? Welcome home.

Today’s comedy podcast kicks off with a tribute to Bo Gritz, the real-life inspiration behind John Rambo — because nothing says “morning show vibes” like discussing Vietnam-era legends before spiraling into body horror films 12 minutes later.

Speaking of spiraling… Rizz watched The Substance on a plane. Yes, in public. Yes, with full nudity. Yes, with the brightness probably way too high. Demi Moore? Committed. Margaret Qualley? Prosthetics. Scott? Immediately downloaded it. The gang debates whether it’s brilliant social commentary or just a two-hour fever dream with fake boobs and chaos. We also dive into what qualifies as a “body horror” film and whether watching it mid-flight should put you on a list somewhere.

From there, we bounce through:

The first indoor hockey game ending in a full-on 1800s brawl
Dolly Parton casually becoming even more iconic
Lil Jon’s tragic family update
Bryan Adams hitting the Spotify billions club (Scott’s first slow dance moment included)
Frankie Valli possibly being wheeled out like a Vegas animatronic
Metallica at The Sphere and why your mortgage might have to wait
Diddy’s shifting prison timeline
And a rapid-fire debate about which celebrities used prosthetics in nude scenes (yes, this is a real segment)

Plus: Simpleton Trivia, Point Fest lineup updates, and the kind of sarcastic humor only a daily comedy podcast from St. Louis can legally produce before 10 a.m.

If you love pop culture commentary, weird news, celebrity chaos, and a morning talk show that proudly derails itself, this episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast delivers peak daily comedy energy.

We are not doctors.

We are not film critics.

We are barely adults.

But we are consistent.

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Vanishing Moms, Wrong Turns & $241 Million in Milk Mar 03, 2026

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If you like your news strange, emotional, mildly infuriating, and occasionally life-affirming, congratulations — you found your people.

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we unpack one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years: a mother who disappeared in 2001, leaving behind three kids, only to be found alive decades later just a few hours away. No new identity. No tropical island. Just… gone. For 24 years.

We talk forgiveness, mental health, family trauma, and the uncomfortable question: could you ever welcome someone back after that? It’s heavy — but this is still a daily comedy show, so yes, we also roast the situation just enough to keep everyone breathing.

Then we pivot (because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand) to a marathon disaster where race leaders followed the police escort — directly off course. One wrong turn cost them podium finishes and serious prize money. Lesson learned? Maybe know the course. Or maybe have ONE volunteer with a flag. Just a thought.

We also break down the massive $241 million jury verdict against Prairie Farms involving a tragic dry ice accident. It’s a serious story with huge consequences — and it sparks one of those debates that makes you rethink how companies handle safety.

Oh, and a dog causes a multi-car accident on I-270 because apparently we now need to buckle in pets like NASCAR drivers.

Somewhere in between:

Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville proposal involving private jets and confetti cannons
Anniversary pressure and vacation countdowns
Resort bribery tips (purely hypothetical, of course)
And how Scott and Rizz once led hundreds of people into the woods during a charity walk

It’s emotional. It’s ridiculous. It’s sarcastic. It’s occasionally heartfelt. It’s absolutely your favorite daily comedy show doing what it does best — taking real headlines and reacting the only way we know how: loudly.

If you’re into weird news, pop culture commentary, fail stories, and a group of friends arguing like siblings before 10 a.m., welcome to The Rizzuto Show — the daily comedy show that makes the chaos slightly more tolerable.

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DAILY SHOW: We Broke a TV, Made Money In Vegas, Got Arrested for Karaoke & Almost Got Divorced on a Mountain | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 02, 2026

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Today’s daily comedy episode proves two things: kids are expensive, and karaoke should absolutely require a permit.

We kick things off with an email that had the entire studio arguing like a courtroom drama sponsored by Fisher-Price. A military family’s kid chucks a Lego at a friend’s 75-inch QLED TV (because of course it was a 75-inch QLED), leaving a tiny but permanent “oops” mark. They do the right thing and offer to replace it — $1,200 later — only to find out the “damaged” TV is getting relocated to the daughter’s room. Wait… what? Is that justice? Is that capitalism? Is that just the cost of letting children exist in your home? Rizz, Moon, and King Scott debate responsibility, friendship, and whether the real solution is simply moving to a new town and changing your identity.

Then we dive into the wildest dating trend we’ve heard in a while: “Alpine Divorce.” It sounds like a seasonal IPA. It is not. It’s apparently when someone strands their partner in the wilderness as punishment. Romantic! Nothing says “I love you” like abandoning someone mid-hike because they forgot a water bottle. We unpack the psychology behind it and question how this is even a thing. Ghosting? Bad. Ghost-lighting? Worse. Alpine Divorce? Congratulations, you’re on a watch list.

And then — because we care about the people — we establish the official list of karaoke songs that should be considered arrestable offenses. Whitney Houston? Jail. Bohemian Rhapsody? Straight to court. “My Heart Will Go On”? Emotional felony. The crew breaks down the crimes, the charges, and the sentencing guidelines for murdering everyone’s ears at your local bar. It’s the kind of public service announcement only a true daily comedy show would dare to provide.

Between parenting disasters, dating red flags, and musical war crimes, this episode has everything you expect from your favorite St. Louis daily comedy chaos factory.

You’ve been warned. Bring snacks. And maybe don’t bring your kids anywhere.

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The Lego TV Debacle & Alpine Divorce: Kids, Chaos, and Comedy! Mar 02, 2026

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If you’ve ever thought, “What’s the worst that could happen?” — today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show answers that with: a Lego and a 75-inch QLED.

We kick things off with a listener email that spirals faster than a toddler with building blocks. A military family makes new friends. Their kid launches a Lego. The Lego meets TV. The TV loses. Suddenly it’s a $1,200 moral dilemma involving Amazon orders, Facebook Marketplace dreams, and whether you’re entitled to the “damaged goods” after offering to replace it. Is it doing the right thing… or financing someone else’s home upgrade? We debate it like the totally qualified life coaches we are. Spoiler: don’t bring your kids anywhere. Ever.

Then we dive headfirst into the latest dating insanity lighting up TikTok: Alpine Divorce — where someone literally leaves their partner stranded on a hike. Yes, this is apparently a thing. Yes, we’re concerned. And yes, King Scott briefly considers whether he would’ve tried this in a past relationship. From narcissistic punishment hikes to ghostlighting (ghosting + gaslighting = modern romance), this comedy podcast unpacks the absolute circus that is dating in 2026.

And because love clearly needed one more hit, divorce lawyers of Reddit reveal the pettiest reasons people filed for divorce. We’re talking:

• Asking how someone takes their coffee for seven years

• Smacking lips while eating

• $42,000 spent on psychic hotlines

• Monitoring toilet paper usage like it’s a federal audit

Somewhere in here we accidentally hold a memorial for Ms. Cleo, question which professions cheat the most (uniforms… looking at you), and discover that apparently pharmacists are the gold standard of loyalty. Farmers too. Accountants are out here winning quietly.

It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s oddly therapeutic. It’s exactly what a daily comedy podcast should be — friends arguing about nonsense while occasionally stumbling into real-life wisdom.

If you came for thoughtful relationship guidance… lower your expectations immediately.

If you came for laughs, weird news, and St. Louis morning show chaos — welcome home.

This is The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy podcast where we solve nothing but talk about everything.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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