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DAILY SHOW: Waves Of Readiness In The Butt Birth Rhino | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 06, 2026

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show starts the way all great chaos begins: with a few innocent birthday shoutouts. But this is a daily comedy show, so naturally the conversation derails almost immediately.

First up, the crew celebrates a bunch of birthdays — including listeners, family members, and basically anyone within shouting distance of the microphones. Somewhere in the middle of that celebration, the topic shifts to National Frozen Food Day, which sparks an extremely serious and definitely scientific debate about the greatest frozen food of all time. Are Totino’s Pizza Rolls the GOAT? Do Eggo waffles even count? Is Stouffer’s mac and cheese a masterpiece or a crime against humanity? The arguments get heated… and someone definitely burns the roof of their mouth reliving their pizza roll trauma.

Then we get into one of the wildest stories of the day: a DARE instructor — you know, the guy whose job was literally teaching kids to say no to drugs — getting busted for selling them. Out of his patrol car. In uniform. The part that really blows everyone’s mind? The punishment is basically weekend jail. The crew debates whether that’s justice… or the world’s worst episode of The Breakfast Club.

From there the show takes a sharp turn into music nostalgia, with the gang breaking down the greatest concert opening songs of all time. Korn, Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, Limp Bizkit — if it’s the kind of song that makes you want to run through a brick wall, it makes the list.

But the real chaos kicks in when the crew talks about the possibility of buying a movie prop from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls — the famous rhino scene prop. The idea seems brilliant until they find out shipping alone might cost around $8,000. Suddenly the show is pitching sponsorship ideas, planning a cross-country rhino road trip, and trying to convince management this is somehow a “business expense.”

Meanwhile, the morning kicks off with dense fog, a bizarre “weather sandwich,” and news that Six Flags St. Louis might be getting new ownership — which raises a critical question: if the DC licenses disappear, do we get to rename all the roller coasters?

It’s another perfectly ridiculous episode of your favorite funny podcast, where serious topics, weird news, and completely unnecessary debates collide in the best possible way.

If you like daily humor, bizarre news stories, and a comedy podcast that never stays on topic for long, welcome to the chaos.

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Birthdays, Charcuterie, and the Battle of the Frozen Foods Mar 06, 2026

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What starts as a few friendly birthday shoutouts quickly spirals into one of the most chaotic episodes we’ve had in a while — which, honestly, is saying something.

The crew kicks off the show celebrating listeners, family birthdays, and even the 50th anniversary of a St. Louis organization doing incredible work helping people escape abusive situations. It’s a rare moment of sincerity before the wheels fall completely off this comedy podcast.

Naturally, someone mentions a charcuterie spread from a fancy event, which leads to a surprisingly intense debate about hors d’oeuvres, meatballs, and why nobody on the show can spell French food correctly.

But the real turning point happens when the crew realizes it’s National Frozen Food Day. Suddenly the entire studio turns into a battlefield as everyone argues about the greatest frozen food of all time. Totino’s Pizza Rolls are immediately nominated. Hot Pockets make a strong showing. Eggo waffles somehow get dragged into the conversation. And Stouffer’s mac and cheese causes a near mutiny in the studio.

The conversation spirals into the weirdest things sitting in everyone’s freezer right now — including frost-covered vegetables used exclusively as medical ice packs and emergency Girl Scout cookies that only taste right when frozen.

Just when you think the episode couldn’t get any stranger, Rafe’s weekly E Memoriam segment begins.

This week’s installment features Rafe explaining that he’s been invited to join the Blackfoot Nation and has been given the ceremonial name “Sleep Warrior.” Unfortunately, there’s one small problem: he can’t cross the Canadian border because of an old DUI. So now his spiritual journey is stuck somewhere between destiny and Canadian border control.

Then things somehow escalate even further with a parody musical tribute celebrating Learn’s recent surgery — featuring a very questionable Steven Tyler impression and an original song called “No Tubes in That Lady.”

It’s heartfelt. It’s ridiculous. It’s absolutely the kind of nonsense you expect from a daily comedy podcast that thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and roasting each other for two and a half hours.

And just when you think the show is finally calming down… the crew gets ready to play one of their favorite games: Porn Star or Weatherman.

Another perfectly normal day for your favorite comedy podcast.

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The DARE Cop Who Sold Drugs + The Ultimate “Run Through a Wall” Concert Songs Mar 06, 2026

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Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the comedy podcast that turns everyday news, pop culture nonsense, and the weirdest stories on the internet into a full-blown morning show meltdown.

Today’s episode kicks off with a story that feels like it was written by the world’s laziest screenwriter: a DARE officer — literally the guy teaching kids to say no to drugs — got busted selling drugs while on duty in uniform. Not only that, but he was allegedly making deals out of a marked patrol car. Because when you’re committing crimes, subtlety is overrated apparently. The gang breaks down the story, the wild investigation details, and the absolutely baffling punishment that has everyone wondering if justice accidentally took the weekend off.

From there, the conversation shifts into something that instantly fires up every music fan in the room: the greatest concert opening songs ever. What song makes you want to run through a brick wall the second the band hits the stage? The crew debates legendary openers from Korn, Foo Fighters, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against the Machine, and more — plus the kind of songs that instantly turn a crowd of thousands into one giant mosh pit. If you’ve ever been to a show where the first riff gave you goosebumps, you’ll feel this discussion.

Then it’s time for Crap on Celebrities, where the gang digs into the latest pop culture chaos. Britney Spears headlines the conversation with another headline-making moment that sparks debate about fame, mental health, and the internet’s favorite hobby: pretending it knows everything about celebrities. The show also dives into music news, massive concert ticket prices that could destroy a mortgage, and some classic rock album debates that may cause arguments in record stores everywhere.

Along the way you’ll also hear:

The surprisingly light punishment for a cop dealing drugs while in uniform
The songs that instantly turn a crowd feral at concerts
Why some concert intros are basically adrenaline injections
Celebrity headlines that sound fake but somehow aren’t
The ongoing debate about which albums belong in every vinyl collection

Basically: it’s another completely normal day on The Rizzuto Show — which means nothing makes sense, everyone gets roasted, and somehow we still learn something weird.

If you’re looking for a comedy podcast that mixes weird news, music talk, celebrity chaos, and pure sarcastic nonsense, congratulations — you found it.

And remember: if your anti-drug instructor starts selling Adderall out of a squad car… maybe the program needs a refresher.

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Foggy Mornings, Weather Sandwiches & Six Flags Drama Mar 06, 2026

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The week is ending the only way The Rizzuto Show knows how: with fog outside, chaos inside, and just enough bad ideas to keep HR slightly nervous.

It starts with a “weather sandwich” in St. Louis — dense morning fog, weirdly warm temps, and storms lurking overnight. The crew debates humidity turning office floors into accidental ice rinks and why fog somehow makes everyone drive like they’re in an alien invasion movie.

Then things take a turn when the news drops: Six Flags St. Louis is being sold. Before you panic about your season pass, the crew breaks down what the sale actually means — and why it might finally bring new life (and maybe new rides) to the park. Of course, the real debate begins when the team realizes the park might lose the DC comic licenses… meaning rides like Batman and Mr. Freeze may need new names. Naturally, the gang volunteers St. Louis to rename every coaster.

Because what could possibly go wrong letting the internet name roller coasters?

Meanwhile, a completely reasonable workplace proposal is presented: buying the Ace Ventura 2 rhino prop from an auction for thousands of dollars. The plan involves road trips, sponsorships, and possibly strapping the thing to a truck and driving it across America. Management’s reaction? Mixed.

From there the conversation spirals into spring break drama, as one local mom faces off with her ex-husband over their daughter’s Mexico trip. Is she protecting her kid… or being the ultimate “fun killer”? The crew shares their own spring break disasters, questionable teenage decisions, and why letting high schoolers loose at an all-inclusive resort might be a terrible idea.

Things get even wilder with stories about a “cool mom” who got arrested after letting middle schoolers get hammered, childhood memories of first beers (and even worse first dips of chewing tobacco), and the unbelievable story of a woman who repeatedly sneaks onto international flights with zero ticket or passport.

Yes. That actually happened.

As always, the crew mixes ridiculous personal stories, weird news, and sarcastic commentary into the kind of daily chaos that somehow makes sense when you’re listening in the car or pretending to work.

If you like your morning entertainment loud, unpredictable, and occasionally questionable, this comedy podcast delivers exactly the kind of stories that make you laugh and immediately text your friends.

Welcome back to the weirdest comedy podcast you’ll hear all week.

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DAILY SHOW: Down Two Fallopians And No Turnips | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 05, 2026

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Today’s daily comedy show starts with a classic Rizz Show tradition that somehow never goes smoothly: Rizz Show Password. What should be a simple word guessing game quickly becomes a hilarious battle of bad clues, confused contestants, and the crew arguing over what counts as a helpful hint.

Rizz teams up with listeners while Moon, King Scott, and the rest of the gang try to guide callers toward the correct answers… or at least somewhere in the general neighborhood of the correct answer. Words like rebel, market, and trash panda should be easy, right? Apparently not when the clues include things like “south,” “wild,” and the occasional accidental sabotage from teammates who probably shouldn’t be giving clues in the first place.

Listeners jump in for their shot at concert tickets while the crew spins the wheel to decide teams, creating instant alliances — and even faster betrayals. Kyle tries to follow Rizz’s trail of clues while Amber and Scott attempt to outsmart the competition… which mostly turns into roasting each other on live radio.

Somehow between all the chaos, the team manages to stumble their way to correct answers like meat market, trash panda, and more — though not before everyone questions each other’s intelligence, clue-giving abilities, and general life decisions.

It’s the perfect snapshot of why this daily comedy show works: unpredictable games, ridiculous guesses, and a crew that thrives on roasting each other while the listeners play along.

If you love a daily comedy show full of hilarious fails, competitive nonsense, and a morning crew that turns every simple game into a full-blown comedy meltdown, this episode is peak Rizz Show energy.

And remember — if your teammate says “south, wild, war, outlaw, soldier,” maybe don’t guess Johnny Appleseed.

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Turnip Trouble and Green Lanterns Mar 05, 2026

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Some mornings on The Rizzuto Show, everything runs like a well-oiled radio machine.

This… is not one of those mornings.

In this episode, the gang dives into a chaotic round of Rizz Show Password, and what should be a simple guessing game quickly becomes a masterclass in confusion, overthinking, and questionable clue strategy. If you’ve ever yelled at your car radio because the answer feels obvious, congratulations — you’ll fit right in with this comedy podcast episode.

It starts innocent enough: clues flying, teammates panicking, and listeners trying to piece together words from a trail of breadcrumbs like “South,” “Wild,” and “Outlaw.” Somehow that leads to the correct answer of Rebel, proving that sometimes the most chaotic path is still technically the right one.

Then things get weirder.

The crew stumbles into the now-legendary “Trash Panda” moment, where raccoons get the respect they deserve… and a contestant learns that the internet’s favorite nickname for them isn’t exactly common knowledge for everyone.

But the real meltdown — the moment that will absolutely live in Rizz Show history — is when the word turnip appears.

You would think a root vegetable would be easy, right?

Wrong.

Clues include things like “root,” “potato,” “greens,” “garden,” and somehow — in a moment that should probably be studied by communication experts — “areolas.”

Yes. Areolas.

What follows is nearly ten minutes of the most baffling, hilarious guessing spiral you’ll ever hear on a morning show. By the time someone finally says the word “turnip,” everyone in the room is emotionally exhausted and questioning their own intelligence.

And just when you think the chaos is over, the final round somehow lands on Green Lantern, thanks to clues like “light,” “green,” “Chinese,” and “handheld,” which sounds like a recipe for confusion but miraculously works.

This episode perfectly captures what makes The Rizzuto Show such a ridiculous daily hang: unpredictable conversations, ridiculous guesses, and the kind of spontaneous comedy that only happens when friends are trying way too hard to win a game on live radio.

If you enjoy weird news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, and friends roasting each other before 8am, this is exactly the kind of comedy podcast energy you came for.

So buckle up for trash pandas, vegetable drama, and one of the most unintentionally hilarious Password rounds in Rizz Show history.

Because sometimes the hardest word in the English language… is turnip.

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NIN Concert Reviews, Ace Ventura Rhino Auction & Celebrity Chaos Mar 05, 2026

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Birthdays on The Rizzuto Show usually involve cake, sarcasm, and at least one questionable idea… and today checks every box.

The gang kicks things off celebrating Riz while diving into a surprisingly deep conversation about the recent Nine Inch Nails tour. Lern gives her firsthand review of the show, complete with Trent Reznor theatrics, nostalgic industrial vibes, and a crowd full of 90s survivors dressed like they just walked out of a Hot Topic time machine. Doug’s multi-page concert review somehow becomes required reading, and suddenly everyone’s debating whether this could be the final NIN tour ever.

Then things get weird.

The crew discovers that the legendary Ace Ventura mechanical rhino prop — yes, the one from the infamous “butt birth” scene — is up for auction. Naturally, the discussion quickly escalates from “that’s hilarious” to “should the show actually buy this thing?” Between shipping logistics, size estimates, and punishment ideas involving someone spending the night inside it, the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect from a morning show that probably shouldn’t be trusted with large props.

In Crap on Celebrities, the entertainment news gets equally chaotic. Sharon Osbourne hints at the possible return of Ozzfest, Courtney Love might be teasing a Hole reunion, and a suspicious backstage incident at a country concert sparks a serious security conversation. The crew also reacts to the end of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, a bombshell Dr. Phil documentary, and some very concerning news about Andy Dick.

But the weirdness doesn’t stop there.

The show debates the greatest dinosaur characters of all time (which turns into a heated argument about Barney, Littlefoot, and Denver the Last Dinosaur), and then things spiral even further when the team asks a surprisingly deep question: Which movie villains were actually right the whole time? From Ferris Bueller to Ghostbusters to Jaws, the crew flips classic movie narratives upside down.

And of course, no episode is complete without games, birthdays, ridiculous debates, and the kind of off-the-rails humor that somehow keeps this comedy podcast rolling every single day.

If you came for serious journalism… you’re definitely in the wrong place.

But if you want ridiculous conversations, music nostalgia, pop culture chaos, and a morning show that absolutely should not be trusted with a mechanical rhino… welcome to your new favorite comedy podcast.

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Post-Surgery Shenanigans: Tubes, Tummy Talks & Time Travel Theories Mar 05, 2026

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The gang is finally back together… minus a couple fallopian tubes.

In today’s daily comedy show, Lern returns to the studio only days after surgery and immediately proves two things: recovery is messy, and The Rizzuto Show has absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to discussing medical procedures. From laparoscopic photos to recovery horror stories and the terrifying first post-surgery bathroom trip, the crew dives headfirst into the weird, painful, and hilariously awkward realities of healing.

Naturally, the conversation derails almost immediately.

What starts as a post-surgery check-in spirals into a surprisingly educational discussion about gut health, toilet habits, and the “10-minute rule” doctors swear by. Apparently most of us are turning the bathroom into a second office… and our phones are the biggest reason why.

Then things take a turn into tech-saving-lives territory when the crew talks about a wild story of an Apple Watch automatically calling 911 after a crash that left a driver trapped upside down in a freezing river. It’s one of those rare moments where technology actually looks like a superhero instead of something that just tracks how poorly you slept.

But the chaos really ramps up when Rafe reveals he’s been invited to join a Blackfoot tribe in Canada… except there’s a slight problem: Canada doesn’t love letting people in with old DUIs. What follows is a completely unhinged deep dive into border laws, criminal rehabilitation paperwork, and the crew brainstorming ways to sneak Rafe into Alberta like some kind of comedy-podcast fugitive.

And just when you think things can’t get stranger, the show tackles a mind-bending hypothetical: if you could go back in time and change ONE thing in your life, what would it be? One answer involves preventing dogs from ever jumping on the bed. Another involves trying to stop 9/11 with nothing but rollerblades, a Limp Bizkit shirt, and a desperate warning.

Yes… it’s that kind of episode.

If you love ridiculous conversations, weird news stories, and friends roasting each other through every awkward moment of life, this daily comedy show delivers exactly the chaos you signed up for.

Because when The Rizzuto Show gets together, even surgery recovery somehow turns into a completely unpredictable daily comedy show.

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The History of Executions | Stupiracy Mar 05, 2026

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Rizz and Tim venture into the darkest territory of the season with an unflinching look at the long, brutal history of executions — and what these methods reveal about the societies that carried them out.

Spanning thousands of years, this episode traces humanity’s evolving relationship with state-sanctioned death, from ancient punishments designed as public spectacle to medieval torture systems built around confession, and finally to modern execution methods marketed as humane and scientific. Along the way, the episode confronts a disturbing paradox: as societies claim to become more civilized, their methods of killing often become more efficient, more clinical, and easier to ignore. It’s not just a history of execution — it’s a reflection on power, progress, and the uncomfortable reality of what justice has looked like across human history

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Arnold Palmer Invitational, Arch Madness & World Baseball Classic Picks | The Spread Zone Mar 04, 2026

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In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down three of the biggest sports betting opportunities of the week: the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, the Missouri Valley Conference Tournament (Arch Madness), and the upcoming World Baseball Classic. The crew analyzes course conditions and betting angles for one of the toughest stops on the PGA Tour, debates value plays and long shots as conference tournament season begins in the Missouri Valley, and looks at where the best futures and pool bets may exist in the international baseball markets. Along the way, they discuss how to approach outrights, placement bets, matchups, and futures while balancing favorites with deeper value picks. It’s a strategy-driven episode focused on building smart betting cards and finding opportunities across golf, college basketball, and international baseball. The Spread Zone is presented by FanDuel Sportsbook.

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