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Crap On Celebrities: Lamar Odom Gets Weirder and Daniel Craig Doesn't Care Nov 08, 2024

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Three people have been arrested and charged in connection with Liam Payne's death.

Former and current Philadelphia Eagles stars Jason Kelce, Lane Johnson, and Jordan Mailata are reuniting to create their third Christmas album A Philly Special Christmas Party, which will be released on Nov. 22.

Jon Bon Jovi and Pitbull have teamed up for a new song, “Now or Never,” featuring an iconic Bon Jovi classic.

If you're a diehard Toby Keith fan . . . this could pique your interest. Jamey Johnson and Toby were in the midst of writing sessions when he died of stomach cancer back in February . . . but unfortunately nothing was finished.

Guns n’ Roses' “November Rain” has joined the Spotify Billions Club for passing one billion streams. It joins “Sweet Child O’ Mine,“ “Welcome to the Jungle” and “Paradise City“ in hitting that mark.

Brandon Boyd writes on Instagram, “I don’t want to speak TOO soon, but we are getting kind of close to finishing a new Incubus album.”

Nobody seems to be interested in buying Diddy's Beverly Hills mansion.

Max is about to clean up the password-sharing game. The streaming service recently said it will begin cracking down on password sharing.

The Star Wars story will continue with a brand new trilogy.

Daniel Craig has clearly moved on from the 'James Bond' franchise.

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Lamar Odom is getting back together with Khloe Kardashian, but she's not getting back together with him. Lamar recently visited the Real Doll factory in Las Vegas. They make hyper-realistic SEX DOLLS. And he made no attempt to hide it. He even put pictures and video of his visit on his Instagram.

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Dad Died In The Chimney In A Santa Suit Nov 07, 2024

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The New Flying Hack! Check-in Chicken

CryreBall News!

Chef Liz drops in with some goodies from Gremlins and so much more!

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Crap On Extra: 91: Guns N Roses + Wallflowers? Nov 07, 2024

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Duff McKagan of Guns n' Roses was joined by Jakob Dylan of The Wallflowers on Monday night in Boston for a cover of David Bowie's "Heroes." Watch the performance on YouTube.

Hole's 1998 album Celebrity Skin has been certified platinum by the RIAA.

Zakk Wylde says that with the Pantera tour continuing into 2025 and his upcoming tour with Zakk Sabbath, a new Black Label Society album probably won't come out until late 2025 or early 2026.

Kevin Costner may be gone, but John Dutton will never truly disappear from "Yellowstone".

Comedian-actor Bill Burr will host the first post-election Saturday Night Live with musical guest Mk.gee.

Netflix has released the episode titles for the upcoming fifth and final season of Stranger Things.

What happens when a young boy who can't spell tries to write a letter to Santa? You get Jack Black as Satan in the upcoming Farrelly Brothers comedy, 'Dear Santa'.

The iconic ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been put up for auction.

Australian breakdancer Raygun is taking her moves off the table.

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Nobody Is Neutral On Nachos With Greg Warren Nov 06, 2024

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The Hill’s Missouri Baking Company in legal battle

Doctors Defend Tongue-Mesh Surgery as a Safe Weight-Loss Technique

Deer smashes through Overland nail salon front windows

Balkan Treat Box closes 'until further notice'

Yes, 2 tornadoes touched down Monday night in the St. Louis region. Here's how we know

Woman Rushed to Hospital After Grave Mistake While Attempting to Use Eye Drops: 'I Started Screaming'

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Crap On Extra: 90, Under or Dead game was played plus more! Nov 06, 2024

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Greg warren joined us for Crap On Celebrities today

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#2 Show | Fug, Marry, Kill with Tonia Haddix! Nov 05, 2024

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🎙️ Get ready for an unforgettable interview in this episode of The Number Two Show!

Join Rafe Williams as he welcomes the captivating Tonia Haddix, famous from the Chimp Crazy documentary. This episode delves into the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes shocking tales of Tanya’s life:

Rafe and Rizz kick off with “15 Minutes with Rizz,” talking chimp mischief and the quirks of life with exotic animals 🐒🕸️
Tonia opens up about the challenges and joys of raising chimps, navigating fame, and staying true to herself 🌟👒
An eye-opening game of “F, Marry, Kill” with Tanya’s favorite characters—it’s wild, and she’s not holding back! 💍🔥

From wild stories to deep reflections, this episode is packed with laughs, unexpected insights, and plenty of Tanya’s no-nonsense charm!

📞 Call in at 818-532-1420 or leave a voicemail to share your thoughts on this wild episode!

Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and leave a comment—it really helps! 🙌

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We Are Thunder Dogs Nov 05, 2024

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Happy National Redhead Day and we brought back an oldy but favorite game!

What Trend Died So Fast, That You Can Hardly Call It a Trend?

39% Of Americans Haven’t Made A New Friend This Year, Here’s Why

Starbucks Is Ditching Its Olive Oil Coffee That Customers Called a "Legit Laxative"

Dentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warn

Fired Disney employee allegedly hacked into company system to change allergen info on menus

Soccer Player Killed by Lightning Strike During Live TV Game: 'Tragic Accident'

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Crap On Extra: Nathan Bargatze has taken over comedy and Ryan Adams has bad breath. Nov 05, 2024

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Cordell & Cordell – Don’t let divorce take more than it has to.

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Dave Grohl has called the lawyers that he retained in September before announcing that he fathered a child outside of his marriage, according to People magazine.

Sean “Diddy” Combs turned 55 yesterday and This year was much different. He jumped on the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) phone for a conference call with his adult children.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker‘s baby boy officially turned one on Friday (Nov. 1), and in honor of his birthday, Grandma Kris Jenner gifted Rocky with a handwritten letter from Sylvester Stallone, AKA, Rocky Balboa.

Ryan Reynolds and Martha Stewart are having a playful public beef right now and Hugh Jackman is weighing in, siding with Martha. Martha Stewart appeared as a special guest on Bilt Rewards’ November Rent Free game show and said that Reynolds is "not so funny in real life."

Nate Bargatze is having his moment! He is currently the top-earning standup comedian in the world and now he's finally getting his own movie.

Jason Kelce has apologized for spiking a Penn State student’s phone on the pavement. The kid and Jason exchanged words that included a gay slur. The school released a statement about Kelce’s possible criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, saying, “University Police and Public Safety is the investigating agency for this incident and the process is ongoing.” Kelce is a member of ESPN’s Monday Night Football pre-game show. On set, he acted humbled in describing his regret in failing to follow the Golden Rule. Jason said, “I'm not happy with anything that took place. I’m not proud. Within a heated moment, I chose to greet hate with hate. I don’t think that’s productive.”

AND FINALLY

Would your favorite fictional character have voted for the same people you do? Well, Americans were asked in a new poll who various fictional characters would vote for.

The Kamala Harris supporters include: Liz Lemon from "30 Rock". . . Leslie Knope from "Parks & Rec" . . . Phoebe, Monica, and Joey from "Friends" . . . Olivia Benson from "Law & Order" . . .Elaine from "Seinfeld", Peter Parker (slash) Spider-Man . . . Marge Simpson . . . Blanche from "The Golden Girls". . . Elle Woods from "Legally Blonde". . . Barbie and Ken . . . and Cliff Huxtable from "The Cosby Show".

The Donald Trump voters include: Tony Stark (slash) Iron Man . . . Archie Bunker . . . Hank Hill from "King of the Hill". . . Don Draper from "Mad Men" . . . Roseanne Conner . . . Tony Soprano . . . Homer Simpson . . .Hannibal Lecter . . . Biff from "Back to the Future" . . . Dwight from "The Office" . . . Ron Swanson from "Parks & Rec" . . . Walter White from "Breaking Bad" . . . Rambo . . . and Maverick from "Top Gun".

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Scott Always Goes Down The Meat Road Nov 04, 2024

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The entire crew is back for a big Monday show featuring Sexy Time Fun Facts and loads of important information

'Physically aggressive' man punches sleeping passenger on flight

Chickens eject sperm from males they don't fancy

I went on the shortest first date ever — it lasted 45 seconds: ‘Mortifying’

AI slop site sends thousands in Ireland to fake Halloween parade

Teens with machete, gun tried to steal Halloween candy from child

Pre-rolled joints found in kids Halloween treats in Nova Scotia, police say

Police launch investigation after boy, 7, ‘given cannabis edibles while trick-or-treating’

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Crap On Extra: RIP Quincy Jone, Jelly Roll news, and other big news Oprah's Favorite Things List Nov 04, 2024

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Quincy Jones, one of the most accomplished and influential figures in the music world for more than 50 years, died Sunday evening surrounded by family. He was 91 years old.

Jelly Roll and Sting guest on Snoop Dogg's upcoming album Missionary, which is due out December 13th. Jelly Roll sings on "Last Dance With Mary Jane," which also samples Tom Petty's vocals from "Mary Jane's Last Dance."

With the release of his new album "Chromakopia", Tyler, the Creator ended Taylor Swift's 698-day streak at the top of the Spotify Top Artist chart. And then the Swifties came for him.

Drummer Tim “Herb” Alexander, whose sudden departure from Primus was revealed last week, tells Rolling Stone the physical toll that drumming was taking on him is at the root of why he left.

Eddie Murphy will star in a biopic about funk legend George Clinton.

Actor James Van Der Beek, known for his role on 'Dawson's Creek', is battling colorectal cancer.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

It's a boy for Margot Robbie and her husband Tom Ackerley!

Should "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" be remade? Director Robert Zemeckis says, quote, "There's a good script sitting at Disney, but here's the thing: Here's what you have to know, and you know this, the current Disney would never make Roger Rabbit today. They can't make a movie with Jessica in it."

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Jason Kelce is facing some backlash after a run-in with a fan that included a homophobic slur and his smashing the guy's phone.

AND FINALLY

Oprah has released her annual Favorite Things list.

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