The Reductress Minute

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Reductress Minute LIVE at Caveat (w/Mo Fry Pasic, Mariah Smith, and Fareeha Khan) Dec 05, 2018

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In this live episode, your hosts Taylor (@casualafro) and Eva (@evaandheriud) play some important trivia with a man, share some gems from our favorite commenters, and answer the age-old question: shrimp or sex?

Special thanks to our readers Mo Fry Pasic, Mariah Smith, and Fareeha Khan.

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Hell Yes! This Bitch Walk of Shame’d to the Polls (w/Guy Branum, Samantha Ruddy, Taryn Englehart) Nov 08, 2018

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Reductress editors Beth and Eva (@bethnew and @evaandheriud) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Guy Branum (@guybranum), Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatter), and Taryn Englehart (@changawei) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a BoyBoss to celebrate his success and learn how he overcame obstacles from being a man in business.

Bad Bitch Alert: Stacy Just Circling Back Per Her Previous Email, was inspired by Irene Merrow. I’m Not Tiny Because I’m Asian. I’m Tiny Because You’re White, was written by Taryn Englehart. Wow! This Woman Turned From Beautiful to Fat Bitch Simply by Rejecting A Man was inspired by Darcy Armstrong. Why My Husband Is Such A BoyBoss was inspired by Lyndsay Rush.

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4 Tasteful Shawls That Say, ‘But You Couldn’t Have Seen My Husband. He Died Years Ago…’ (w/Calise Hawkins, Ayo Edibiri, Karen Chee) Oct 31, 2018

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Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri), Karen Chee (@karencheee), and Calise Hawkins (@CaliseHawkins) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a shawl expert to highlight the best of her favorite seasonal fashion statement.

QUIZ: Is He Cute or Is He Just Tall and White?, was written by Victoria Edel. Asian Woman Kindly Corrects Bigot With the More Accurate Racial Slur was written by Karen Chee. How to Get Everyone to Leave You Alone So You Can Watch Your Murders was written by Laura Mulcahy. 4 Tasteful Shawls That Say, ‘But You Couldn’t Have Seen My Husband. He Died Years Ago…’ was written by Rachel Van Nes.

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Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office! (w/Blair Socci, Matt Rogers, and Rachel Pegram) Oct 25, 2018

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Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho), Rachel Pegram (@rachelpegram), and Blair Socci (@blairsocci) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a brave comedian wants to share an inspiring message about voting this November.

Wow! This Woman Is Reaching Out To All The Girls She Bullied In High School To Sell Them Skincare Products, was written by Adrienne Teeley. Not to Brag, But All My Favorite Porn Stars Are Women was inspired by Lizzie Logan. How To Not Take It Personally When Other Women Are in Their Early 20s was written by Heidi Lux. And More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office! was written by Emily Clouse.

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How To Tell Men Apart During Flannel Season (w/Ayo Edibiri, Chelsea Clarke, and Marcia Belsky) Oct 18, 2018

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On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoededebiri), Chelsea Clarke (@chelseaclarke), and Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who lifts weights to get stronger, but also to give some crushing handjobs.

Straight Woman Wondering Who’s the Asshole is in Lesbian Relationship , was inspired by Rachel Clayton. Low-Cal Summer Cocktails That Lookfuc King Pretty an good ughh Boyzz was written by Chelsea Clarke. Why I'm Waiting for the Right Guy To Tell Me To Read Infinite Jest was written by Loretta Donelan. And I Started Lifting Weights to Give Crushing Handjobs was written by Rachel Clayton.

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Why This Woman Stopped Dating Men and Started Following a Herd of Majestic Bison (w/Karen Chee, Jasmine Pierce, Grace Perry) Oct 11, 2018

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Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through Hugh Jackman’s Instagram and practice what they’d say to the CBD oil guy. Plus, Karen Chee (@karencheee), Grace Perry (@perryjetaime), and Jasmine Pierce (@jasminepierce) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who stopped dating men and started...following a herd of majestic bison.

Friend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction, was inspired by Alyson D’Lando. How To Explain To Your Children That Daddy Used To Have Cumgutters was written by Grace Perry. How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It was written by Jasmine Pierce. And Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Following a Herd of Majestic Bison was inspired by Laura Mulcahy.

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This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody (w/Rachel Bloom, Bowen Yang, Catherine Cohen) May 17, 2018

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Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody.

How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written by Loretta Donelan. How To Touch A Naked Man On His Penis was written by Angela Marie DeManti. This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody was written by Dima Kronfield.

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4 Perfect Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On May 03, 2018

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Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood), Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and George Salazar (@georgesalazar) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a makeup expert who tells us why you should never ever comment on a woman’s smokey eyeshadow.

Daycare Costs More Than I’d Be Making At Work So I Just Let My Children Loose In The Woods, was written by Laura Buchholz. Ass Stinks, Study Find was written by Keysha Whitaker. 4 Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On was written by Eva Victor.

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“Badass” is Out, “Beef Woman” Is In! Apr 26, 2018

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Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting.

I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot, was written by Margaret Spencer. I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain My Privileges Forever) was written by Sarah Bernstein. I’m Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die was written by Hannah LoPatin.

Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/

Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com

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Is He a Real Man, or a Tall Ferret? Apr 12, 2018

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Reductress editors Sarah and Taylor (@yourpappalardo and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk), Mary Houlihan (@maryhoulie) and Cissy Jones (@cissyspeaks) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Taylor’s mom on the air and discuss relationship issues with a woman who is definitely dating a tall ferret.

Becoming a Mother Made Me Happy, Fulfilled (Although Chris Said He was Going to Pull Out) was written by Laurel Cummings. How to Explain Memes to your Therapist was written by Sami Main. I’m Not Here for the Craft Beer, I’m Here for the Dick was written by Kathy Lynch.

Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/

Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com

To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress

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