The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

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One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 723 Nov 02, 2026

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Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore's toast to Harry, his lack of a magical eye, and the Slytherins' brazenness at the end of the fourth book. It may not be the parting of the ways, but if our hearts are pure and our aims are identical, it is still a great final chapter.
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One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 175 Oct 26, 2026

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There's a troll in the dungeon, and we thought you ought to know! Harry's quick thinking and Ron's lock-step direction make up for Hermione's freeze-mode response! Alice and Martha also discuss everything there is to know about trolls in the Wizarding World. Happy Hallowe'en, everyone!
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One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 519 Oct 19, 2026

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Alice and Martha discuss a Goblet of Fire scene in which Karkaroff corners Snape to discuss something absolutely top secret and baffling after Harry's potions class. What could it possibly be?? If anyone asks what you're doing while listening to this episode, just tell them you're cleaning up armadillo bile.
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Aunt Muriel: Character Study Oct 12, 2026

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Alice and Martha talk about "our" Great Aunt Muriel, the angry flamingo who is still reading everyone for filth at age 107. Though her last name is never mentioned and there's a bit of a Charity Burbage effect with Muriel entering the series at book 6, it's not even worth debating that she's a better aunt than Aunt Marge!
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One Page at at Time: Book 7, Page 4 Oct 05, 2026

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Charity Burbage makes her first appearance in the series in an extremely emotional moment for everyone who is attached to her. Plus, Snape shades Yaxley, Voldemort attempts a smile without lips, and a squat man gives a wheezy giggle. Oh, those Death Eaters know how to have fun!
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One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 142 Sep 28, 2026

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Another monocle-wearing bombshell has entered the villa! Madam Bones presides over the Wizengamot while Harry stands trial and Dumbledore keeps him in the dark. Plus, Fudge has some interesting word choices, which lead to a better-than-average band/album name selection!
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One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 440 Sep 21, 2026

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Our Real Weird Queen makes her first appearance on One Page at a Time, and Alice and Martha stand with Parvati and hope she stays, that woman! Malfoy does some sniping, Harry defends Hagrid, and the girls get a chance to bond with the unicorns on the 440th page of Goblet of Fire.
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One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 384 Sep 14, 2026

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Follow Alice and Martha up close as they dive into the Dementor's maw, and Harry almost gets his first kiss. On this episode of One Page at a Time, explore dementors' origins and Mary's questionable wardrobe choices for Harry.
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One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 499 Sep 07, 2026

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Happy birthday, Shandy and Alicia! That's right, Alice and Martha's second task prediction came true as Harry fights off green-bearded mermen to be a hero. What are the other champions playing at??
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One Page at at Time: Book 2, Page 155 Aug 31, 2026

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Alice and Martha return to One Page at a Time to discuss Ron's arachnophobia origin story and Myrtle's gloomy bathroom. Plus, join the sisters on a deep dive into the history of the teddy bear!
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