The Office is the world’s best “Comfort Show”. This is a podcast narrating each episode in a calm, relaxed way to help people fall asleep without screens.
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The Office is the world’s best “Comfort Show”. This is a podcast narrating each episode in a calm, relaxed way to help people fall asleep without screens.
Connect on Twitter @ASMROffice
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Early worm gets the.. worm.
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Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!
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Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!?
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Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets, hurt someone.
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YOU'RE IN THE CEILING!
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I'm not falling in a chocolate river.
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A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
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Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.
I can't believe I forgot to make a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street. I've failed you.
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These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.
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You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
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