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Gordo's Corner - Episode 47 Jun 10, 2026

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June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner.

This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research.

Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much privacy we've quietly surrendered, and leaves everyone with a piece of wisdom from Razor Ray that can't be unheard.

As always, it's equal parts fascinating, ridiculous, and uniquely Gordo.

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Squared Away - Episode 46 Jun 03, 2026

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June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List.

From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control.

Along the way there's lawnmower talk, car-washing obsessions, garage disasters, prostate exams, and the announcement of when you'll finally hear the sold-out Kessler live show.

No life-changing advice. Just a collection of oddly satisfying ways to convince yourself you've got it all together.

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Your Worry Plate - Episode 45 May 27, 2026

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May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion.

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Gordo's Corner - Episode 44 May 20, 2026

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May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey.

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Friends - Episode 43 May 13, 2026

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May 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history.

Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces.

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Cowboys Weekly - Giving The Jones Credit May 07, 2026

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May 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In".

Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned!

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Time Travel - Episode 42 May 06, 2026

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May 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life.

The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time travel strategies.

Along the way: bad decisions, worse hypotheticals, and at least one guaranteed way to die in 1875.

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Cowboys Weekly - Did They Win the Draft? Apr 30, 2026

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April 30, 2026 - The Cowboys made a move, landed Caleb Downs, and suddenly a fan base that usually braces for disappointment is allowing itself to feel something dangerous: optimism. Your Football Friends break down the draft haul, why Downs has people talking superstar before rookie camp, and whether Dallas may have actually changed course on defense.

They also dig into Malachi Lawrence, Dee Winters, linebacker chaos, and the very real truth that all of this depends on new defensive coordinator Christian Parker being the real deal. For one week at least, Cowboys fans are allowed to dream.

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Squeaky Fromme & Other Assassins - Episode 41 Apr 29, 2026

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April 29, 2026 - Ripped from today's headlines, The Musers wander into one of history’s strangest rabbit holes: presidential assassination attempts, famous misses, forgotten near-misses, and the wildly unwell people behind them.

From Andrew Jackson attacking his own would-be killer with a cane, to Teddy Roosevelt taking a bullet and finishing his speech, to Reagan, Ford, and modern chaos, the stories somehow keep getting more unbelievable. Along the way, Gordo unveils an actual handwritten letter he once received from Squeaky Fromme, proving once again that this podcast can turn any topic into something both educational and deeply weird.

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Cowboys Weekly - Draft Day Dreams & Schemes Apr 23, 2026

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April 23, 2026 - It’s NFL Draft week, and your Football Friends are fully in their element. The guys look back at how the draft became one of America’s strangest sports holidays, swap stories from Cowboys drafts of the past, including George accidentally breaking team intel on-air in 1989, and debate whether Dallas should sit tight, trade up, trade down, or trade for a veteran.

Plus: Bob’s board, George’s linebacker crush, and why this draft feels bigger than most for the Cowboys’ future.

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